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Classcaptain1:
100k CASH. I won't even inspect it because I trust you.

You fit no make heaven o. Be careful.

I'm also glad the ref didn't let Chelsea complete the last counter. They don't even deserve to draw this match.

Goal well-deserved. I for vex if say Brighton no score. In fact, dem suppose win sef.

Now Chelsea will stop their useless delay tactics, but thank God it's already too late for them.

gevans:
Kante changed the game, especially ball possession.

Which possession, bro?

Brighton win all the stats except for goals.

If you believe this "fiction" then you're dumber than the fictitious gay lover.

But how could someone report unverified news to the public?

More.

Op, it's not what you think. Some tequilas and cocktails are called funny names. See these.

They gave us brown envelopes containing urgent 2k.

Na factory worker I be, so no fear. Izz better than nothing.

We do it in our own little way. I can't fit shout abeg.

Good news. He can now enjoy his virgins before Christmas.

How are they going to fowk? The wife will definitely cheat.

They were dismissed for not doing the job of Nigerian police.

A post she made in 2018 is what people are quoting today to demonize the poor woman. Did she send her son to school to bully other kids? Please stop traumatizing the innocent woman.

Hmmmm! See as thread full. Why is this guy getting so much attention?

They even killed infants! What kind of heartlessness is this?

It's getting out of hands.

Nice one. Feminists are becoming toxic and irritating. You don't even know what they want.

Tonto Dike is calling herself King instead of Queen, unwittingly making women look lesser than men.

Ronaldinho may go to jail because he can't maintain his gf.

At the same time, women can't support women or little girls under their care. I'm going to report my neighbour's wife soon before she kills her house maid. Last week she poured pepper in her eyes beat her silly.

Feminism is all mouth no action.

Yeyenatu.

Is he truly dead or this is just a coverup?

We should worry about the kidnappings going on in Nigeria first. Don't you think so?

Silly opinions laced with hate and insecurity. Nigeria will never progress until we rid ourselves of tribalism and favoritism.

Dem don finish Buhari patapata.

People baaaaaaad!

Emergency accident.

postmann:
You must be a pathetic wimp presenting me with this lengthy thesis interspersed with explanatory babbles. And You needed two replies for just one of my jawbreaking punches. That's how bad reality cuts through your pretence like a knife passes through butter.

Now who's pained? . Who was given brutal jabs that he had to embark on a long explanatory thesis? You had to settle for a sickle cell carrier (AS) instead of the full blown Sickler we all know you are. That's what i made you do -- be on the defensive like a bìtch laden with a monster size còck.

Oh, you "like" lala. Wow! But she said "oh, no thanks, I like lezz". Hmmm! That was a dirty slap of rejection. You don't need to explain what went down. Your diagrace is on digital prints, stored in hard drive.

You tickle me with your dumb pretence. You have to demonstrate the ability to be a good diss improvisor or offer a repellant to my free-falling missiles before calling my diss depiction of your horrible life stale.

I bet when that girl slammed your back against the floor, you employed the same dumb trick by saying " I landed sideways, my back didn't touch the floor." Pathetic con artist! Bwuahahahahahahaha! ;

There's so much difference between us. Like a live grenade to fireworks. One is meant for destruction while the other serves as an instrument of amusement. Your disses are like cheap elementary fireworks from a down town Chinese factory. You rant and complain and beat your sickle cell-ed chest like a typical yoruba coward.


What's inside that chest?! Some damaged arteries conveying your deformed red blood cells from a heart too weak to pump blood to your wobbly penis.

Be careful son, the average life expectancy of a Sickler in a third world country like Nigeria is similar to that of a chicken. And i don't think the proceeds from your father's wooden chemist shop can offord the bills for a decent health care.


I torment you with reality. That's what I do. I'm like a virus, I've taken over your brain, hijacking your limbic system. You got so emotional and touchy that you had to readily admit being an AS genotype. You're such a mental vegetable!

That's why I called you a bìtch with a còck-ready rectum. A pussy-fied nigga! I don't just employ words. I use them to depict a corresponding character.

I left your rectum damaged with torn sphincters and ruptured corpora cavernosa. You'd be needing some butt pad like a true pusy-fied nigga!


And oh, cognitive dissonance -- that's a medical term for a retàrd like you with mental unreliability.

If you weren't from a family of prehistoric gorillas and uncouth brutes who never saw the four walls of education, you'd have known what that term meant.

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Marrinee dumpee!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Akant take this oooooooo! AKANT!!!!!

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BadBradley:
would I really make the mistake again to engage a plagiarist?

Would I be willing to put a digital thief on the limelight again?

Dear boy, you have outlived your relevance and lost your right to brawl anyone in Nairaland the moment you stole my words in Nairaland and used same against and to impress people.

We are all humans, you know? And we have feelings.

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BadBradley:
you're still bantering with that dim-witted animal who had to create an alternate to lick his own balls in a thread he's been butchered?

Someone cannot play with you guys again?

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