₦airaland Forum

halfricanadian:
Welcome on board

You were never in a relationship if it's defined by what you and Firstking shared

Cutehector:
kirikiri maximum prisons bro..

Quite consoling!

cherryice:
U r very shameless and trust me, you would meet ur doom very soon

Amen. He's a twerp!

Your son looks like your boyfriend. How old were you when you gave birth to him?

I'll log in by 3am and do it

TUFIAKWA!

notoriousDIG:
I believe you baba.



You wanna tell me the two monikers you are suspecting?

I'm suspecting one RasheedOmar guy. The moniker is still an alt

notoriousDIG:
My vendetta is against Urlando, if Mimzy is not Urlando then we are cool.




Who is Urlando

I'm suspecting two people behind the ID and both are males. It has nothing to do with Mimzy at all, trust me.

notoriousDIG:
MIMZY / URLANDO.....

Come on! Mimzy is not Urlando.

postmann:

[b]I'm not here to diss you. I just want to tell what the smoke trails from your ill-wheeled disses portray.



You're not intelligent, not even on the average. You have spent a good dose of your mental and physical resources being a troll, but even at that, you sound illogical, like a D class student. From your writing, choice of words, literary skill and vocabulary depth, I know you're not a bright student. And whatever course of study you may chose, you'll struggle at it.

I don't need a prophet to tell me that you're jobless. I know this is a well rehearsed song in nairaland, but in your case, you're truly an economic charity case. There's no way a man who puts food on his table by his own hands can afford to live your kind of life and spend precious, non-stop multiple hours on here doing practically nothing.


You're dreamless and have no ambition. And probably, you believe you'll eat from your parent's table perpetually and continue to be an economic sponger not just to your family but also a national burden.

I don't know your birth position in your family, but I know the hopes of your father can not stand on your frail shoulders. It's not just about you being an unintelligent coward, but there's nothing inspiring about you. Though you have zeal, but you lack the mental muscle to push through, to be creative, and witty. Obviously, you're not your parents' favourite.


Humility would have been your only option to acquaint yourself with some useful skills but pride stands in your way.

Like an ill-trained matador, the bull will always get the better of you.

#Dunce[/b]

Lord of heavens!!!

SAINTSAMURAII:
Am i the most handsome male romancelander?
check out my korea eyes, my spanish lips, my french smile, my british ear.
by the way i will be 2017 mr nairaland. who wants to bet?

You look like a homosexual

AskIfa:
Stop cussing, clawless tigress. Are you pissed off already?
So sorry, but what kind of student abandons her books to chat online by 12am when she is supposed to be reading and preparing for her exams?

Let me pretend to accept this.


Research on what exactly? I know you can find educative articles on Nairaland but what kind of research brought you to the romance section by 12am? And your first post was to attack a teenager young enough to be your daughter. So much for a "lady"!

Olodo!

Awon Owerri top ten.

Ivyy number 10

Useless thread! Is Lanicky even supposed to be in the list at all?

halfricanadian:
One broke ur hrt u broke alot of girls hrt dey cry feel sad

God sees that nd u tink God will now present u a good woman for marriage?

Tink again

Has Firstking brought you flowers yet?

After two days she came back to you yet you still didn't forgive her? O boy, you didn't love the girl.

Sandoski, you deserve a passionate kiss and hug.

This Op deserves an award.

Fall in love with another girl the same day.

phemmyfour:
if you get flat tyre....you no go stop there?

If it's night, I'd drag it along like that. That place is dangerous.

Tribalism in the house of God.

If your car's temperature start overheating on 3rd Mainland Bridge you wouldn't have the time and patience to do all this.

discoprophet:
She said she lost her virginty when an ant bit her buttocks, she jumped suddenly and on landing, she heard a crack..!

Brothers and sisters, Na so cold catch me ehhn..

O my lord!

So?