deepsuk:

He's been pounding your wife while you were here wondering where him be.

Big ass spotted.

Ikengawo:
Oyibo doesn't play around with lateness at all. Next time you're late, call them and tell them the situation. It's better to call them and let them know than anything else because being late in their mind means you don't care about the job, you're not reliable, and you're not a serious/organized person. It's not normal for Nigerians to share when they're fuc6king up but in America, that's what you're supposed to do.

Sometimes they can by foolish with how strict they are on time. You can be the best employee at a place but if you're late too frequently you're fired.

Next time you're running late

1. Call and tell them
2. Don't speed, the lights will always balance you out, speeding will get you a pulled over and that will make you even later by 30 mins to an hour. Worst, you can get in an accident and lose your life.
3. Leave early


Tips for making you more punctual
1. You don't always need to shower. As Africans, we believe that we have to bath before everything. Some Americans bath twice between monday-friday. Not because they're dirty, but because they know that it's easy to lose time bathing and trying to look good. As sometimes you need to just put on deodorant, brush your teeth, wash your face and leave the house.

2. keep a toothbrush and toothpaste in the car. You can also keep clothes in your car too so that if you're running late you can handle these things when you get there. Some ppl carry shavers, etc.

3. Don't be fashionable. You notice that Americans care less about their appearance than Nigerians. Trying to pick the best clothes, match them, iron them etc will make you late more often than you need. Pick what you're going to wear the night before, and keep it simple. Forget about looking good, that's an unnecessary burden

4. Leave earlier than the trip requires. Traffic is unpredictable and your boss doesn't care

5. Eat in your car. If you can prepare breakfast that's portable, you can eat it in the car before work. But the key is to arrive first, then eat.

6. If you have issues with transportation, or your accommodation, let your boss know. If you have no car, let them know that you don't have a car right now but you're working to get one and that you don't believe it will effect your punctuality but you think it's important to let your boss know. If you tell them that there's a risk of you being late, they will understand when it happens. People don't keep secrets here. Nigeria is about unnecessary secrecy, but when you're here, you must be transparent even if the facts make you look stupid. They won't judge you because everyone here is struggling to make it in their own way and can relate. They'll appreciate your transparency.


This country is about planning. Lateness makes it hard to make plans that involve you. If you can let people know that you're going to be late, they can adjust their plan. Otherwise, the real danger of a late employee is it ruins the daily plan. Unpredictability is feared here

A beg Frank no take this advice of bathing twice a week,because some Americans do it doesn't mean you should imitate them.Also the idea of eating in the car no just try am Abeg.Just try and be getting ready on time instead of all these carrying of tooth brush and whatever in your bag.

henosag:
Great job! How much have u spent now?

Don't think it will be that much considering the fact that it's a 'low budget building'. ;

Manonamission:


TOTALLY! I found grace to rise above it though. So no issues.
Abeg, help check Transcorp. Which way?

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9jvirgin:
This is one case too many, the armed robbers behaves the same way so you never know who is a police and who is an armed robber. As a Yoruba man, I am beginning to believe in the theory of the "Zoo"

Hahahaha,Nnamdi Kanu said it.They said it was hate speech.In no distance time they'll understand why it's called Zoological republic.

PETERiCHY:
TAKE NOTE NEWBIES. If you don't have long term idle fund stay away entirely from the stock market else one day you will wake to discover that all your money has gone with the winds. Don't say you aren't warned.

*ThE OcToPuS*

Mr killjoy we've heard you.

These ladies can't be afonja,didn't see the tiger mark to prove that they are afonja.

Obierika:


You bloggers are a bunch of liars who will rot in hell!

Does he look like someone who is running for his life in this pic?

He's definetly running for his life from what I saw in that pic,check out his security detail trying to take out his weapon from his jacket an indication that things were about to go wrong.

DrGoodman:
Hungry bloggers everywhere

The governor was just running into the area to show he is energetic and people are blogging rubbish

Which kind running be that wey the security men dey bring out their pistol from their jacket?That race no be for exercise Abeg.

Just imagine if this fool wasn't educated as he claimed?

InvertedHammer:


Where should a man build a shelter first? Is it where he lives or where he seldom visits? Perhaps it is the term "house" that is confusing the OP.
A house is primarily for shelter and not something to impress other people who live in the village.
Harassment and embarrassment by landlords are enough to answer the question.
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And you think the recent quit notice and regular deportation are not enough to answer the question?

Originality007:
OBJ never fine for once

Oh now you know?When we call him the baboon of otah they say it's a hate speech.

The country is always calm and peaceful whenever he's not around so let him go and if possible he should stay much longer.This Adesina and his zombie advisers should try and inform him in advance that there is nothing like 'west turkey' before he gets there and commit another blunder.

VIPERVENOM:
After all is said and done, dat range rover boy ffk will turn his back on u. But what's my own sef........

Is it in your people's DNA?just asking sha.

Dey never start to regret,Sheebi dey want to cast us all into the lagoon if we dare exercise our constitutional right.

yom2:
we have an account domiciled with them. and presently they are no where to be found. no valid phone lines or address, pls I would appreciate any body with valid info. thanks.

They are now called coronation securities.
Use this email to contact them inquiries@coronationsl.com or their website www.coronationmb.com.

hisgrace090:
Mr elrufai your people stand to gain a lot if Nigeria is restructured.

Countries without natural resources are leading the world today, ie. Japan of all people.

Accept restructure and see the hidden pottentials in your people.

Which hidden potential if I may ask?Yhey have the population yes but how many of them are non-almajiri?

yom2:
any info on marina securities pls?

What's the problem with Marina securities?

The name Kanu/Biafra giving afonjas sleepless nights.Latest statistics has shown that afonjas are more likely to read any Biafra or Nnamdi Kanu news than to read that of Nigeria or oduduwa.

Omofunaab2:




Where were you when your brothers were busy calling Yorubas lazy people, claiming our lands now belong to them?

Or don't you think your brothers calling lagos a no man's land is an insult to all yorubas?

Was it your brothers that called Lagos no man's land or your lagoon Oba?

MediumStout:



Chest beating as usual. You are better than my people yet your people ship themselves with Ghana must go bags to the south west for greener pastures. Lagos is the abroad of an average igbo man. No wonder u all scream mama i wan go meet bro emeka for city after pry school.

You are not well informed that's the problem you people have.

endyyoung:


I think so, I searched tirelessly for any contact to no avail. I was denied entry for not providing a Birth Certificate according to ECO, after I submitted NPC birth attestation, so I need to find out from them whether that document was omitted, before applying for A.R

Denied entry or refused visa which one?

Looks like this suicide bomber from yola get bad mouth no wonder the cabals prevented her from seeing Jubril.if this statement was from someone from a certain region they'll term it as hate speech and arrange one animal dance for them.

Jolar101:
Who is Kenneth He's seeking for an appointment and favour from corrupt Nigeria government.

Is either liar Mohammed and those in the northern part, wants to using Igbos names to try another propaganda and lies to stop unarmed IPOB agitatons.


Kenneth whatever you say your name is, Nnmadi Kanu's family names are not related to your impersonating corrupt, 419 names.

If you are not 419 and thief, where were you when IPOB started this unstoppable agitations

Well 2019 elections campaigns are on going, most hungry fellow are looking for a way to con corrupt Nigeria government and other politicians.

IPOB vs Nigeria - 2019

It's not Liar Mohammed or any arewa that is behind the fake name.Its definetly afonja.trust me.The name Kanu and everything Biafra torments and gives the afonja sleepless night.

Benekruku:
Can't they arrest his family if they can't find him!


Moreover, why is the house still existing, it should be burnt down.


Villagers also should be injected with monkey pox

Look at someone they are forcing me to share a country with.

Why does Biafran news give some people sleepless night for Christ's sake?There must be something special about these group of people that makes Nigeria go haywire whenever they say they want to go back to their 'landlocked'region.

9jvirgin:
Yeah. Good job!

A guy at my former job once wrote an entire email in Capital Case, even though he was trying to report a very critical situation our Kano office was experiencing; the MD lambasted him and told him to go to hell. . I am still laughing now remembering that day.

Writing in capital case means shouting from what I was told.

Waiting to see if any afonja will be honest enough to confess that he or she is addicted to Ipob and Nnamdi Kanu news.Just waiting.

KevinDein:

He's a Christian and he's a terrorist. That makes him a Ch
ristian terrorist. Live with that.

Read the link and compare the two and you'll understand the difference.
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN1C61DC

KevinDein:

Oh shut it.

He's a Christian and he's a terrorist. That makes him a Christian terrorist. Live with that.

Did you hear him shout 'Sai baba'or 'allahu arkbar' when he was doing the shooting,was he promised any 70 virgins before doing the killing?

Ishilove:

All they do is cuss and threaten people who don't agree with their ideology. As I was telling a friendly Biafran sympathiser offline, no Biafra in this generation. Perhaps the next, but not this one.

Oh 'perhaps the next' which means it will eventually come?I thought you guys said its dead and buried?

Opakan2:


Why so serious and pained?

Moreover it's not in our nature as Yorubas to visit hostile lands where you can't make headway in life due to tribalism or where they eat people as delicacy.

The lifestyle there is too primitive for a sophisticated and educated fellow like me. I can only go overseas if atal I want to have a change of environment.
Hope that answers your question?

Go get a life my friend,you are still living in the 14th century.