₦airaland Forum

favour2020:
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Contact: 07020661320
Location: Trade fair, Lagos State

oGA, YOUR NUMBER IS NOT GOING

madridguy:
Celebrating someone else country while your own house is on fire. Bunch of un serious element.

If the American community in Nigeria invites you to their independence day event, no harm in attending.

Tolexander:
hello bro,
Did you meet him as a student on campus?

I think he was expeled when I was in Part 1 in 2001 or the session before. Never saw him physically, but tales of his weirdness were rife in my year 1.

When i saw the headline, i knewbthis was Dapo.

Kazrem:
The only person I will reckon with as far as this is concern is jarus . Egbon please come to my aid. What I only observe is that during the election collation, the collation officers identified their theirselves as "my name is", and they reel out 2 or more names and since then I had concluded"my name is" is grammatically correct.

I'm not an authority here, but I think I have heard authorities say it is "My name is" no matter the number of names you're calling.

lebete3000:
How you come dey take survive?

I dey collect money from home o

joelenesleek:
Afraid to sleep cause something comes to press me during my sleep

Serious or kidding?

I'm on my bed now. Got home from work like 20 minutes ago (although left office 9:30pm)

I get home from work very late, between 11pm to 1am most days. I enjoy my work in the evening.

snryockris:
Shei nysc go still de give dem allaweee na?

In my case, they said they would give me half allawi for each of the 3 month. Dem no give me shishi.

And I didn't bother to pursue it. Was more interested in my certificate.

I served the 3 months extension.

No big deal. I also served 3 months extension in Sokoto for writing against the state government.

This is too funny. Which lain notice be this

sKeetz:
Does those two grown arse men look like youth to you Guys or has the meaning of youths changed??

They are youths. Ismaeel is in his early to mid thirties. Rinsola is in her late twenties or early thirties.

That lady is MKO Abiola's daughter anyway.

If I never marry, I for do anything to marry her sha

I had a crush for her

Ismaeel is a personal friend. A very brilliant guy.

I used him to call APC national exco's attention to some issues during the election period.

Chamber10:
I have some questions bordering my mind for some days now:

I'm responding to this because it is you, Chamber. And because you tagged me specifically.

1. where are those that said that GEJ was behind boko haram as a means to decimate northern population ahead of 2015 election. The bombing has continued even after the election...so

Every reasonable person knows neither GEJ nor Buhari was behind BH. BH are a bunch of misguided, insane religious extermists.

In any case, the sentiment that Buhari was the sponsor of BH was more widespread and probably believed by people like you, than that GEJ was behind.

I, for one, never held either view. I'm too enlightened in political analysis to hold such baseless, pedestrian view. And I'm not GEJ's official spokesman by the pseudonym Wendel Simlim that wanted to plant similar sentiments in the media.

2. Where are those that said that PDP is behind boko haram? Now that a new party has taken over, why do we still have incessant bombing?

Same as above. I never believed anyone was behind BH. Of course, I hold that there was political BH, like assassination of politicians and making it look like BH.


My view on BH is well publicized, even in conventional media like Guardian, SUN etc. Here was an article I first wrote in 2012, later republished in April 2015, that expresses my view on BH.http://ynaija.com/suraj-oyewale-bad-muslims-rest-us-y-frontpage/

3. Why has Lai Mohammed suddenly gone dumb about his usual comments and condemnation

This is condemnable. And I cannot be held responsible for Lai Mohammed's politics.

4. Why has our new president remained silent while those that voted massively for him in Borno are slaughtered everyday. Remember he got 473,543 votes out of 501,920 valid votes cast in Borno.

This is not right too. Very wrong.

5. Why is it that the military has not launched any offensive on boko haram since inception of the new president making it look as if Boko haram is winning the war?

I can't answer this too. And it is such an unfortunate situation. I have never and will not join those that make excuse for the Presidnet on this.

Why...Why... Why....I need answers

And my own question to you: Are you part of the people that said Buhari was behind BH? This view was more popular than the view that GEJ/PDP was behind it. If yes, do you still hold that view now that BH have probably gone worse during Buhari's first one month in office?


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nissparts, cardoctor, sultaan, bakatsine, yyb14, ceanabigger, ib55, lacasa, beremx, Jarus, BetaThings, HAH, naptu2,honeric01, Abagworo, mdautotec, DeepSight,Demdem, nagoma, hakanai, zhulkiflu, hakeem4shi

Is today World Car Burning Day?

Emekamex:
APC cycle
1. Hold meeting
2. Reach deadlock
3. Fight
4. Repeat

lol

We had the last session of JarusHub Mock AC in Lagos last Sunday, but a couple of candidates that are yet to do, have pleaded with us to organize for them this weekend.

We will therefore be organizing a make-up session of JARUSHUB NLNG MOCK ASSESSMENT CENTER.


This will be the 5th session we are organizing in Lagos, as we had earlier held 4 in Lagos, one in Abuja and one in PH.

The Mock AC involves everything you will be required to do on that: Presentation, Role play, Group Task and Interview, and feedback on your performance. It is also an opportunity to meet potential team members in the real assessment.

DATE: Sunday, July 5, 2015
VENUE: JarusHub Office, 59 Queen Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos
TIME: 1-4pm

Call my PA on 09092989936 to book your slot.

kbshow100:
Good morning my fellow naira landers, I'm a batch B14 corp member,, i served in a federal parastatal, I'm supposed to collect my certificate today and luckily for me, i have been offered an appointment with the parastatal i served, with the condition that i will start immediately (on Monday). I'm such a lucky person even thou that I'm from a very poor background, my both parents died while I was 8 years old, i started moving from one uncle to another with different maltreatment, but thank God I'm a man of myself today, God i thank you. My take home is 98K and i promise to give 50% of my first salary to my cousin brothers who are now homeless due to boko haram insurgency. God pls bless others as you blessed me. I never thought a day like this will come to pass. Patience is a virtue

Lalasticlala

Congrats. And I hope it is regularized. Appointment in government parastatal usually has some complicated processes, especially if federal

dustydee:
I think you should include CV review as well. A lot of graduates do not know how to prepare a CV even if you guide them through. Some use the wrong words to convey their competencies which hardly gets them an interview. I wish you the best.

Oga, all these are part of CV BUILDING class.

dustydee:
Really cheap. What does the CV building session entail? Does it include CV review and or CV writing?

Taking participants through how to do it.

NEXT CLASS OF JARUSHUB CAREER ACADEMY (JCA) STARTS JULY 11. ENROL NOW

JCA is a 5-week course where employability and career improvement lessons are taught. It involves not just theory but practical. Top executives and professionals from Corporate Nigeria have been co-opted as partners for this programme.

The course is in two categories:

A, JCA GRADUATE CLASS (JCA GC): This is for students, corps members and fresh graduates who are still unemployed or underemployed. This class is essentially focusing on EMPLOYABILITY.

B, JCA PROFESSIONAL CLASS (JCA PC): This is for people that are already working but wish to improve their careers. Essentially, the goal here is CAREER ADVANCEMENT.

DURATION

The course takes place over 5 weekends. Sunday, 4-7pm.

The next class starts on Sunday, July 11, 2015.

VENUE

The classroom sessions hold at the training room of JarusHub office, 59, Queen Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos.

As part of the practical session, each batch will however go on tour to the office of a selected executive who will receive the graduating enrollees at his office in Victoria Island or elsewhere.

CURRICULUM

•GRADUATE CLASS

Week 1: CV & Job Hunting – CV Building lesson; Conventional & Unconventional job application methods. Test formats of top companies in Nigeria. Practical mock tests in class.

Week 2: Networking – The importance of networking and how to build network, with real life examples.

Week 3: Know the Industries – Selected industries in Nigeria and how to get job in them. Among the industries that will be extensively discussed are Oil & Gas, Investment Banking, Consulting, Professional services/auditing firms, banking/financial services, public sector, engineering services, etc

Week 4: Interview – Everything you need to know about interview. How to go about acing job interviews. With practical sessions and mock interviews in class.

Week 5: Meet the executive – Lunch or Dinner with an invited top professional in Nigeria who will share with the class his career experience as a fresh graduate.

•PROFESSIONAL CLASS

Week 1: Career goal – Discussions on career goals & life plans

Week 2: Advance networking skills; office politics and sundry workplace issues

Week 3: Career movement techniques – Different routes to career advancement. Internal promotion vs External offer; Horizontal vs Vertical movements

Week 4: Case studies – Some Nigerian and global executives and the path to their career success.

Week 5: An evening with the Executive – An outdoor event where the set meets a top executive from Corporate Nigeria to discuss his career and life and lessons enrollees can learn.

Certificates shall be issued for enrollees at the end of each class.

FACILITATORS

The facilitators and the guest executives shall be drawn from top companies, including multinationals, in Nigeria, and sometimes, abroad.

REGISTRATION FEE


Graduate Class: N15,000. However, payment made before July 7, 2015 attracts 20% discount i.e the participant will pay N12,000 instead of N15,000



Professional Class: N20,000. However, payment made before July 7, 2015 attracts 20% discount i.e the participant will pay N16,000 instead of N20,000

Special discount available for anyone that wishes to enroll for the two classes.

REGISTRATION PROCESS


To indicate interest send sms to 08061198625 or call my PA, Mathew, on 09092989936, or email jarushub@gmail.com

BBM: 2A8E61D2 Whatsapp: 08061198625

BONUS

1, Free copy of the ebook, "The Road to Victoria Island: A Practical Guide to Climbing Career Ladder in Corporate Nigeria", or 50% discount on hard copy

2, CVs of participants get stored in our database in case opportunities come to our knowledge.

SOME TESTIMONIAL

Hi Jarus. I made it into PwC. I’m so so grateful for your coaching before I went for the interview. It was awesome. I really didn’t know how it would have gone if not for your help. I will be resuming in August. I remembered all you said and I composed myself. From the group discussions to interviews, your tips were just so helpful”

I. Osuji

Dear Jarus,


I am very excited to tell you that you have impacted on the lives of lots of Nigerians. I met a graduate of Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife and he asked me where and how I get graduate tips from and I referenced JarusHub. To my surprise he had already known JarusHub and told me how the you have been of great help motivating and giving him interview tips which saw him through his KPMG interview.

@jakuzy09 on twitter


Suraj Oyewale, ACA, ACIT
Chief Resource Officer, JarusHub
http://www.jarushub.com/

mickey45:
Thanks... I was wondering..
Btw did you get my former msg oga mi?

Not sure I did.

mickey45:
Can people ever enter them without having to falsify age if the person is over-aged already?

Experienced hire route. But I must confess that one is hard too. Most of their experienced hires are from other big 4 firms (which means everywhere you go, you still meet the age restriction barrier at start) but I have seen people move to them from financial institutions. Bad news again is most financial institutions also put age restriction at entry level.

While it is not impossible, it appears hard. But nit working in a big 4 is not the end of life. I never did. I'm still an accountant.

paulkollins:
Thus says the Lord 'Vengeance is Mine' and "touch not my anointed" The Blood of the Bali 9 drug smugglers gruesomely executed including Nigerians who later repented and turned pastors in Indonesians prisons is now hunting the Indonesians authority and her people. God is watching and avenging for killing those Christians in such a loathsome circumstance. Okwudili Ayotansi was just buried in Nigeria.

So "those Christians" are allowed to carry drugs and endanger lives?

Wrong time for me to open Nairaland.

Bollove:
Boda Suraju, e ma worry but e mo mi dada walahi. Emi na si moyin gan.

mo kan fe deal pelu awon anti-saraki yin ni !!! Yes sir !!

Toor, e se jeje o

Bollove:
Unfortunately, you can't decide whether am a Yoruba or not ....If sounding daft is your definition of sounding Yoruba then am not a daft Yooba.

Yoruba are known for wisdom since time and we have never played daft Politics since Awolowo nor Akintola even during MKO and when Obasanjo was resuscitated from Prison by Northern Oligarch .....

Why would Buhari called for a meeting when he already sent official letter to Clerk of NASS to inaugurate NASS by 10am ..... was Buhari himself in that meeting where we have more than 51 APC members and National leaders of APC

If you are truly an Ibadan born ( ibi ole to n jare olohun) , you would know there is no reason for Saraki and Buhari to court . The reason for lack of accountability and transparency in Nigeria is because of cordial relationship between the SP and the President. So, why should SP who lead the house that check President expected to court the same President he is expected to conduct vigilante upon

Tinubu through his boys denied SW the position of Speaker to support Tambuwal now the same Tinubu denied SW number 3 position by imposing Gbajabiamala which the same Tinubu fought against in 2011.

Omo Offa lemi , omo olalomi abisu joko Ijakadi loro toffa, emi lomo laare bure ikan ooogbodo jokan .

I am a Yoruba that found myself in North Central state of Kwara.

Agbo ile bo ni tie l'Offa?

Unfortunately, the President has no business in operational matters like recruitment of graduate trainees. We're not talking about GMs or EDs.

This cannot be early 60s. Bukola Saraki was born in 1962 and this picture looks like a boy that is more than 3 years old. Early 70s more like it.

Obiwiz:
[b]For a first class holder, does d "26yrs or younger" requirement still hold for d big four?
[/b]Secondly, d responses so far seem to centre on accounting,economics and d likes. Pls is it dat diz big four don't employ people with tech-based degrees like computer sc,telecommunication science/engineering, mathematics etc?

Yes, the class of degree doesn't matter.