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Why can't you simply talk to your wife?
Are you not a man?

sweettease: Oh sorry, i kissed jaybee

which of the jaybee's?

I know you've been e-French kissing jbluv since birth but we are talking about tongue locking kinda kiss ya know

sweettease: Come to think of it, i haven't
Hehehhhehe

Experience is the best teacher

No amount of books, counselling or advice will prepare you marriage if you aren't ready to be:
Committed
Understanding
Flexible
Accomodating

Adufetohposh: *singing* when we having fun together! The sun and d sea together, music and dance together, lime and lemon drink together.... all u need to drink is Limcaaa, lime and lemon drink limcaaaaaa *dancing*



I'm sooo loving this thread

You too like to dey kiss

Phew

hard knock life

ladies shine your eyes

So many vultures out there

9

1 paper every other year

UjSizzle: I'm fine darling

sweettease: Na Jaybee3 dem carry give you, and i thought my dehyphenation looked strange.
Ba wo ni?

Na so we see am oooo

hit me up jor!

UjSizzle:

How are ya?

Caracta: ...but this is not the type I asked for?


Come on Jay, my birthday is really close!

You prefer evoque?

Fhemmmy: ^^^ Nice one . . . Here is the breakdown: You have the buying price . . . Transportation to the Port = 300$, cost of sending BOL to Nigeria or Telex release is 100$, cost of shipping is 1200$, cost of money transfer and all banking fees = 150$ and all that will be = 15550$
My service charge is only 500$ with no investing my money or responsibility for anything else.
Clearing cost in Nigeria would be 800K Naira and could be up to 850K Naira.
Cost of taking from Port to Where we keep cars in Lagos = 10K Naira

These would be all the total cost, Sir.

So it should land for around 3.5M ba?

I will surely give you a shout once i'm ready Sir

how much will land this in lag?

http://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?sourceContext=carGurusHomePage_false_0&newSearchFromOverviewPage=true&cgLocale=&embedType=NONE&inventorySearchWidgetType=AUTO&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=c7934&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity2=&zip=10001&distance=NATIONWIDE&searchChanged=true&modelChanged=true&filtersModified=true&sortType=PRICE&sortDirection=ASC#listing=87754242

chukwudi44: So you prefer they die rather than try their luck on the drugs?

World Health Organization spokesman Gregory Hartl cautioned that health authorities "cannot start using untested drugs in the middle of an outbreak, for various reasons."

Doctors Without Borders similarly weighed in on the side of caution.

"It is important to keep in mind that a large-scale provision of treatments and vaccines that are in very early stages of development has a series of scientific and ethical implications," the organization said in a statement.

"As doctors, trying an untested drug on patients is a very difficult choice since our first priority is to do no harm, and we would not be sure that the experimental treatment would do more harm than good."

ZMapp has not been approved for human use and has not even gone through the clinical trial process, which is standard to prove the safety and efficacy of a medication.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/04/health/experimental-ebola-serum/

SamNelson: Thanks for this opportunity. I already sent in my application but I don't know what will be my fate as I was unable to write the last JAMB?

Assuming your essay if and when marked meets the required competency, the maximum aggregate score you can have at the second stage would be 75 without your Jamb scores.
This to me suggests it’s going to be an uphill struggle Sir.

The recipient is required to be able to secure an admission for the 2015/16 academic year so hmmmmm

errrrmmmmm what about the side effect?

Na so dem dey release drugs?

Drug wey never go through trials?

Fhemmmy: You want the 08 Range or the 2007 range and then the Vogue?

Landing and clearing Prices for 06-08 Range sport and vogue would be very much appreciated

Fhemmmy: We surely could look into this for you, however, the cost of clearing now is the back breaker . . .

I'm aware

Just give me ideas so I can know if it's worth pursuing

Fhemmmy: Thanks for your time our thread, we appreciate you.... this particular one was Pre-Ordered for Olanshi's customer in Lagos and not up for sale

how about something similar or a nice 07 vogue?

ijigaparadox: One doesnot need an autosy report to knw if someone drank a lot of salty water and having high BP to save herself from contermination.

You can determine cause of death by your naked eye?


Oya slap yourself

why are some people so fucking stoopiiid

Obviously this is yet another hoax but if it isn't, how did they manage to get hold of her autopsy report

how much?

why you dey fabricate things na.....

haba

jidowu84: Thanks. Does it have age restrictions?

No it doesn't.

jidowu84: Pls what about NOUN? Can it fly?

No Sir

Just insane really.. Think about it for a second would ya
If by a remote chance the hypothesis could fly, the body already lose salt when you sweat meaning the protection layer (Skin) would have been covered by this process alone.

It's obvious some Nigerians don't use their thinking faculty because how else can one even reconcile such ridiculous hogwash

blym4real: Is it compulsory for all applicants to choose federal universities in the upcoming jamb.

Nope
State universities will also fly.

You would agree with me that private universities will be stretching the 500k too far

Ubijus1: Bro mike,

what if i find that word 'mbok' offensive?
What if i can bearly read the criteria because of my screen size?
What if she saved herself the stress by simply replying 'yes/no' since she had read the criteria?
Don't take ludicrous sides next time...

No vex sir

Let it go

Bukkasukka: Can prospective masters students apply?

Only school leavers Sir

O boi, the gods sef will be angry if person no climb that mountain

Thou sha not fight temptation. Avoid it at all cost!

emmansy: Plssss how about someone who just got admitted?

If the admission can be deferred then yes but selection is not guaranteed so is it worth the risk?