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freecocoa: Duh! I'm a naija babe na, nothing else matters when a dude has cash .

How come the so called >80% living on less than a dollar a day are still getting laid and starting families all over the place?

snthesis: actually this thread has been quite useful, i just realized i applied a different model to my approach with her, which failed.

wat i need to do is simple, create an atmosphere of affluence "Effizy" without necessary spending cash- all she apparently needs is an assurance that this dude can "take care of me/maintain my standards"

You obviously haven't learned a thing or two from the 12 pages and counting

She will only get used to the largese and simply move the heck on if and when you stop with the status quo

All you need is self confidence bro

freecocoa: haven't you heard that we are materialistic?

Firstly, do you drive a range rover? Can you afford to take me to mr biggs everyday? Can you send recharge cards on demand? If yes then you don woo me finish.

P.S I don't even care if you are an armed robber, have poor hygiene or batter women.

Wouldn't you fall in love with these things rather than what/who is important?

We are still on this ish

annawhite: well I won't bite your bait.............trust me

Are you going to chew it then?
You must do justice to the bait na

Don't be a meanie

annawhite:
Snaps my teeth at him ;Du want a piece of my

Yes

How do i go about wooing freecocoa?
Make the resident love gurus help me out

xynerise: Another thing is the misuse of ''LOL''

Me: Yesterday was so stressful
Girl: Lol
Me: What is funny?
Girl: Lol. Nothing o
Me: So how are you today?
Girl: Lol. Fine

You are just bent on using our sistas to catch trips bro

adexsimply: Yeah sweetie..interested?

I know someone in the sexuality section that may be

Caracta: Guys should know when a girl is not into them. Learn to walk away. SIMPLE!

Especially in a bus! Oh dear heavens! Sister, are you coming from work? Have you eaten? Are you tired? Damn! Just shut up.

Such a meanie

adexsimply: like seriously? I can't take more than three monosyllables in a row from "anyone"..I stop the conversation instantly
>>G: gud mori
>>me: good morning, How was your night?
>>G: fny(what da heck is fny?)
>>me: (30 mins later) How are you now?!!
>>G: fny
>>me: I see..(End of discussion)

You gay bro?

Ebig22: the only reasonable advice here others insulting me.thinking that parents are always right

Of course they are always going to be right so long as you live in their house and eat their food.

You need to prove yourself to them. Think outside of the box and see how impressed they had be. They will not only encourage you but even give you more than asked.

How do those that don't have parents survive? Ponder on that bro

Dannylux: She'd reply she did nothing.

Always nothing and nothing like tha phuck is nothing?

Calm down bro, it's not that serious

Are you being serious?

How old are you?

Quit being a loser

rill: Speaking abt the latter, only intelligent gals will do proper justice to that kinda question.
Common replies will go like....
(1) Nothing special
(2)Just there
(3)Was cool, was good, was ok
(4)Was boring, was stressful....
The list is just endless. Really, some gals (definitely not all) are just plain dumb.

I wouldn't be giving up if i get them type of replies though, i will simply follow it up with something along the line of
" so you woke up had a shower, what else did you do?"
Just complement her by saying something along the line of "now that's an interesting day" Once she completes the list of activities that she engaged in for that day

Danhumprey: Would that help?? Would that stop them from saying rubbish?

Technically it should

It always help to stay away from asking questions with yes and no answers



The idea is to have stimulating convo and being the driver will surely help to achieve that

Choi madam CC
I didn't get the memo that you now work for MI6

Stay away from asking closed questions

Don't go asking her "how did your day go"

Ask her to tell you the highlight of her day instead

Stop viewing jor

Oya post

You know who you are

Mondisweets: Will flower fill her up when she is hungry? where do u expect her to get the energy to talk to you? oya take her to Mr Biggs

The key thing here is the thought process not necessarily the answers you give.

This is the norm with engineering job interviews over here.

You have to be a logical thinker. It's as simple as that


Once had an interview at a nuclear power plant back in 2005 in the UK. They asked me questions on how i would have dealt with the scenario currently playing out at fukushima

snthesis: yes nau, in poetry

Dude, stop being a chicken. Man up and ask her out via direct communication. Let your intention be straight and concise.
What's the worst that could happen? Patapata she will just say No and that sure doesn't kill

Why do i think the girl in question is Uju

She keeps attracting 'em poetic nuccas

Insider info

Nothing more than that

DE_GONGS: jay bee from the mail you sent me, I saw a link to pay through paypal
do you people have account with Vitapay paypal so that I can transfer to it directly cos it has refused the one provided on the condition that you should have a valid username with them?

I'm afraid we don't Sir

We currently only have 2 options (paypal/Nigerian acc) available to us at this time.

Uyi Iredia: Trying to recall when last I wooed a chick. You know what bros, I ain't up to giving advice for now. Try jaybee.

Joker

@OP

Have you told her how you feel?

Some girls wouldn't like to be coerced

SwTonia: kano peePs contact me too

Can you please email us Ma'am so we can coordinate it from our end.

Thanks ever so much

eyenCalabar: Alright sir. Would like to do bank transfer.

Please email us @ nairalandcharity@gmail.com so we can send you the details

DE_GONGS:
I replied you through this mail address provided by you nau
nairalandcharity@gmail.com

We have replied you Sir