₦airaland Forum

tkb417:
so fellas, u aint gonna see him in days and oh yeah, he hasnt gone to Ipwsich or Exeter

u sure abt dat? he does seem to be practicing the disappearing act whenever we suffer a bad loss though.
what does he have to say abt the headless chicken (d bull) dis time around. I can't want to be skooled by him again.

Ujujoan:
So you are going with the 'no sex no love thing' Wow!

I don't necessarily attach too much significance to SEX but i can't be in a relationship with someone and have limitations.

BTW: Sex and love are 2 different things entirely

What's the reason behind the sudden change?
If it's good enough reason then i might consider accepting the status quo but if not then it's a bye bye.
I personally cannot date anyone that's into celibacy. What's the point? unless she wants to give me a good (IMO)reason to cheat openly

Human beings are always reluctant to change

ofokaofoki

BM simply because with IS she will most probably need to update her self constatntly as technology world evolves.

wots going on in here? associate derailers @work again??

If i live at home,
and it's close to my house,
and it's less stressful than the norm,
and i have no other option,
and it's my FIRST job,
then YES
IF not, then hell NO.

Some are damn rude
majority are clueless on the act of being firm/polite
lastly, most NIGERIAN men can't be bothered with manner of approach which is key at all times.

the girls you date?
i guess most ask so as not to go against their respective tribalistic views

davidylan:
If Haiti were in Africa and in civil war . . . i doubt anyone would care about them.

you are now comparing natural disasters to man made disasters?
level of ignorance being displayed is untrue.
shior

u don kolo tey tey saga

c ur big sweet mouth

lol

@OP
I'm right here baby

are u scared to go to his house cos of the fear of being despoiled?
or you don't wanna to enter lala land on your first proper date.
fact is anything can happen beit it mr biggs, inside the car,  et al if you do decide to meet him somewhere other than a public/open place.

Jeezy said:
Meet me in the car it's going down
Meet me at the crib it's going down
Meet me at the mall it's going down
Meet me at the cinema it's going down ---- Moyola
Meet me anywhere it's going down

harakiri:
Even little Muttalad lives in a RENTED apartment where the annual payment is 4 million pounds! ! ! Imagine that. . .4 millions pounds per year as rent and you are here talking as if it was Satan himself that was arrested.



Kill the small thief and crown the big thief as king! ! !

And we keep wondering why Nigeria is like this.Useless people!

Absolutely no reason to stay dumb in dis internet age. Seek instead of acting like u know.
Shior. dis nairaland sef

Queen Elizabeth, George Bush & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went straight to hell.


Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England ; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there".

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil said "Five million pounds". She wrote him a Cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

George Bush was so jealous, he started screaming, "My turn! I want to call the United States ; I want to see how everybody is doing there too.
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?


The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a Cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & started screaming, I want to call Nigeria too; I want to see how everybody is doing there too.

I want to talk to Umaru, to Goodluck, to David Mark, the Ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to the PDP Board of Trusties, everybody, He called Nigeria talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil said "One naira".


Obasanjo was stunned & said "One naira Only one f….ing naira??"

The Devil said "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's a local call!!! .

@TS
r we free to ask questions?

hmmmmmmmm

^^
dat explains it 
happy nu yr

~Sauron~:
Credit card runs ke?
When the groom is an Investment Banker(MIT graduate). . . .Bride is a Lawyer in the City(Yale Graduate).
Omo. . . .U need to expand your horizon abeg.

i would have expected a union between an MIT and a yale graduate to yield class orientation. The IB's that i know would have chattered a plane and fly the guests to the exotic location where the wedding is going down.

~Sauron~:
Noted!!!!
Nice dress from House of Fraser?
The last wedding i attended, the couple gave 19 inch TVs, Microwave Ovens and Portable DVD players.
Christ. . . . .I have been to grand weddings, not guguru n epa nonsense wedding and i am 100% certain that mine won't be any less grand.

i bet u will agree with me that all those were probably proceed of credit card runs. Even dangote won't spend his money like that.

~Sauron~:
People making the equivalent of £18k per annum in Nigeria are rich.
That's about N4.5 million per annum and this is why i think the poorest man abroad is almost a STAR in Nigeria.

haba Mr Stats
Cost of living on £18k per annum here is not comparable to cost of living on N4.5mil
£18k per annum will give u a take home of roughly 1k per month after tax
factoring all the necessary expexpenditurese will probably be left with £300 max (assuming the person turns a blind eye to the 10% tithe thingy and live absolutely consconservativelyoughout the month)

but someone earning close to N300K after tax in naija is a super big boi cos 1 month salary alone can pay for the years rent in some places.

Nigeria is cheap but the reason why western world will always come up thruthumpscos of the other necessities we enjoy that money can't simply buy.

u r basically cheating/sampling other chicks hence your sudden reason for not being so in love with your g/f again.
why don't u just stop sleeping with her and tell her the bloody truth that you is a player that wants to discover the world.
Save yourself the emotional stress