₦airaland Forum

Yumi:
He was quite selfish. Anyway the bedroom stuff was all good for him so thats not an issue. A man should always satisfy his woman before leaving her side. Anyway I understand cause he was sleeping with his ex so he probably didn't have energy really. That kind of makes sense now.

I am always very clean, was very sexy for him always and he was satisfied. Unfortunately he was just not honest and he was not available to begin with.

hmmmmmmmm

And why can't you just encourage her by going to the gym with her, buying expensive slimmer dresses that will motivate her to get down to the her desired size.
I hope you know females do get bigger once they start delivering babies so you gotta be able to deal with it.
Couples are meant to work together no matter what

4llerbe:
Yawn! Yeah right wats inside of her, Bla bla

Wats d logic of dt statement? U knw wat u folks ALWAYs come up wit this inane tripes whenever it comes 2 girls doin stupid things n expecthn u 2 take it! Maybe if u suddenly developed body or mouth odor n your gal tells u 2 do sumtin abt just ignore her n see, afterall SHE IS AFTER WATS INSIDE OF U.

Tseew, she is EATING herself obese! And hello o, d guy dnt lyk fat girls, some men do bt not him!

Y u guys always so easy 2 manipulate? N u wonda y extramarital affairs r so common? After some yrs d wifey is a elephant n guy wakes up one day n realises wtf! Bt he is hooked so he just tinks up an excuse n goes after d type of women he likes!
Or hav u seen a man married 2 an elephant havin an affair wit anor elephant? Except of course calabar men n yoruba dt hav a big ass fetish.

So he his interested on the looks alone and God forbid accident happens, face/body disfigured. what should he do after having had 4 kids with this woman? leave her to get another woman?

Busy_body:
Hmmn, my dear you pay more than £11,000k per annum combined on tax+NI on an income of £30,000 abi you Nigerians don find a way round this one again Abeg fill me in sharp sharp

hahaha
here u go, salary calc

Salary: £
Monthly
Overtime: @
@
Pension: %
Age: Under 65


Yearly Monthly Weekly Daily*
Gross Income £30,000.00 £2,500.00 £576.92 £115.38
Pension Deductions £0.00 £0.00 £0.00 £0.00
Taxable Income £23,525.00 £1,960.42 £452.40 £90.48
Tax £4,705.00 £392.08 £90.48 £18.10
National Insurance £2,670.80 £222.57 £51.36 £10.27
Student Loan £0.00 £0.00 £0.00 £0.00
Take Home £22,624.20 £1,885.35 £435.08 £87.02
2008 values £22,507.60 £1,875.63 £432.84 £86.57


http://www.thesalarycalculator.co.uk/salary.php

are you in love with her looks or what's inside of her?

[quote author=tkb417 link=topic=319383.msg4561972#msg4561972 date=1253196303][/quote][sub]hahahahah, no scatter your head oh we still need am to make 'em does. It's more of principles and a little bit of rules first.[/sub][size=6pt]

Pride of manchester at stake on sunday but the red devils fear no evil.
citey gonna get spanked

Like for like comparison for a family with 2 children

Nigeria:
Salary range: 7M - 10M per annum
Tax: =>1.5M per annum
Rent: Own home. if not, rent >500K per annum
Transportation: 2 cars+fuel+driver =>500K per annum
Cost of Food: => 200K per annum
Philanthropy: =>300K per annum
Thite: =>500k per annum
Security: Living in constant fear
Healthcare cost: =>100k per annum


UK
Salary range: 30K - 40K per annum
Tax + NI contribution: => 7.5K per annum
Rent: Own home. => 7.2K per annum
Transportation: running cost for 2 cars = fuel+insurance+travel card => 5K per annum
Cost of Food: => 2.5K
Philanthropy: =>0.5K per annum
Thite: =>2k per annum
Security: Priceless
Healthcare cost: Free

living in Nigeria will probably leave more money in your pocket at the end of the year but a lot of people i know (me included) will choose the quality of life over money.
Another key thing is folks in naija generally work over 60hrs a week whereas we just work the mere 37hrs a week. So if u were to do the calculation of how much earned per HR , Uk folks will earn more per hr

Have you tried Ujujoan?

Why?
you wanna discover me as well?

you are on the right path to discovery land

makes a whole lot of sense.
why create a whole lotta enemies when the money can be channelled to good use

brave man he his

u r basically telling us got the odds of 40:1 for gayners to win?
very hard to believe

hmmmmmmmmm
dat mysterious gurl uhn?

what's D7 percentage wise?

I've got the oyo tribal marks and i sure look damn hot in 'em. bite me

Nezan:
Hell is reserved for muslims. There is no mention of Heaven in the koran, BTW, paradise and heaven are two different things.

who r you to judge?

Bin

I am asking for the dam thing back not when i had to use 3* my monthly salary to buy it.

Jokes

@ poster
r u a die hard fan by any chance?

Geezle:
U dont win all the time, even Usain dey go rest talkless Roger, he's gonna bounce back bigger and better,

@ Poster, All the people when Del Potro beat, are they finished _{(plus Nadal o!!!)} my broda, no be by force to start thread

GBAM
BTW: Not everyone think with their brain

Lord_Reed:
Good so you should only expect sex from the woman you are married too.

duh. hell yeah.
Isn't that what the holy books teaches ya'll?

you wanna practice your weak rap skills on the Amaka?
why don't y'all just bite what you can chew?

depends on the circumstance.
key is never to take sides no matter how difficult

Relationship ain't trade by batter but then again i am so not kool with the word "expect".
Only a woman i'm married to deserves to expect something from moi

Source?

i swear i would have answered the questions without using any lifeline.
dem questions are not hard compared to the ones they ask on the Uk's edition of who wants to be a millionaire

Anabel:
1) Which of these is a name of a club in England.
Ans; Blackburn Rovers

a good question would have been which of these is a name of a premier league club in England. Then throw in mix of clubs that have played in the EPL before but got relegated

2) An establishment where money can be deposited is called
Ans; Bank
anyone that doesn't know this should be flogged
3) Which of these is a name given to a boy born on Sunday in Ghanaian tribe
a) Bassey b) Kwesi c) Abiodun d) Ejima  (all the options should have been ghanian names) why have 3 Nigerian names and just the one Ghanian name. Not rocket science

4) Which of the following refers to d word fire
a) Inferno b) Domino c) Scendo d) Tornado
any primary school student should know this

5) According to d constitution, a public officer is not allow to do ant of these in d line of duty
a) Marry a wife b) Bury a dead body c) go to the church for thanksgiving d) Accept bribe or gift
basic common sense question

6) The process by which genetic traits are transmitted from parents to offspring is called what
a) Tenancity b) Verification c) Heredity d) Vacidation
i am shocked at the options

7) Roland Garros stadium is in which city
a) Paris b) Copenhagen c) New York d) Madrid
this is def some real jokes. why not have 4 cities in france as options?

Where is Tienanmen Square
a) Mumbai b) Beijing c) Rio De Jeneiro d) Soweto
anyone that listens to news should know the square held one of the unforgetable events in world's history

9) The word supersonic denotes which of these
a) A speed equal to that of sound b) A speed grater to that of sound c) A speed equal to that light d) A speed greater than that of light
Just about the only question as the options are similar and no chance for guessing

10) Which of these hold bones together at joints in the body
a) Nephrons b) Nerves c) Ligaments d) Stitches
Nephrons/stitches/nerves as options? give me a break
11) Linus Mbah achieved fame in Nigerian sporting circles at what
a) Swimmer b) Refree c) Football fan d) Judoka
another good question
12) DAX refers to the stock market of which country
a) France b) USA c) Germany d) India
(where the heck did he come from) he has not use any lifeline yet
another easy one.

13) Who won academy award for directing the movie"million dollar baby"
a) Clint Eastwood b) Oliver Stone c) Peter Jackson d) Morgan Freeman
(now frank wants to know were the party will hold)
easy pizzie

14) In which country is the Galeras volcano
a) Lebanon b) Columbia c) Japan d) Eritea
(he uses 2 lifelines(ask d audience and 50/50) on this 5million Naira question
4 5m he will take a trip without Emeke
he used 2 life line on this. name even sounds spanish and their is only one spanish speaking country in the option
15) Professor Maathai Wangari won the Nobel price for which of these
a) Literature b) Economics c) Peace d) Medicine
he uses his last lifeline to call his cousin Lutana a brain boxer like him
He asks for a bottle of water(for drinking and showering)
he said it should have been alcohol instead of water.
just another shocker

wow guys!!!!!! you can now see what gave a man a cool sum of 10million Naira in just 45minutes.

we don derail the poster's thread

tubabie:
No need feel guilty , Saved you cos u look like one of my sis.She's hot like you"


@Topic
Save positivity over and over

save galore. all day anyday

btw u av a gorg sis that looks like u? we gats to talk