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@jayboi

I generally advise my guy friends to have a serious discussion with prospective wives about their mindset concerning lovemaking in marriage ...too many of us guys shy away from 'doing our homework' on issues such as this that are important to any red blooded , sexually aware man but misguided spirituality & plain ignorance puts many of us into ur current situation.

"A woman who wants to fvck you will find a way to fvck you! She will trek to your house, she will climb the tree to enter your second floor window, she will fvck you silly wait for you to come back from work & fvck you silly again and then make you a quick snack of fried Dodo & egg before kissing you goodbye" - Rollo Tomassi

*Quote above has been paraphrased for the benefit of naija thread followers*

The simple truth that the quote above says is that a woman who has a genuine desire for her man will not let even being pregnant stop her sexual connection with him! Some posters before me have already rightly said that PIV (joystick In Vajina) sex should not be the option to a healthy , sexual couple!

MouthAction, Hand Job are options open to a couple that did their "homework" ahead of time but jayboi wasn't sharp and now he is stuck with "cuddling" LMAO

And even that one na fight !!!

Some peeps are on here talking about "ehn... Be patient ...after baby she will be back to normal."

But @jayboi the real question is what is your madams "normal " state?

When was the last time that wifey INITIATED SEX with you? No Jayboi am not talking about her giving you hint. I mean when was the last time she looked you eyeball to eyeball & said "Honey, I'm in the mood , let's make love' and then she followed up her words with ACTION ?

If you are scratching ur head to remember then you have proved my point.

Most likely after the baby is born the excuse will simply change from " I'm pregnant' to 'I'm a mother now! You no fit hold body,Na food?"

Since masturbation is not an option for you then you will have to prepare urself for the scenario above by doing the following

1) if you don't already pursue physical fitness, this is a good time to start. You will increase ur good health and increase ur sexual attractiveness . if ladies outside start flirting with you as a result then good for you

2) if you had any hobbies you love that you abandoned after marriage , this is the time to rediscover them and make ur self happy

3) Hang out with your friends and live your life to the fullest !

P.S

DO NOT HAVE A SECOND CHILD with wifey until she makes it very clear in words and ACTIONS that she wants to fvck you ,frequently & enthusiastically till death do you part & that being pregnant is not an excuse !!!

Shalom.

my man. you spoke my mind o. The fact is my wife detests mouth action and exploring. even the normal vaginal sex na pain sometimes. it took her time before she started enjoying sex and when she took in it been just twice since o. I av made up my mind that there ll be no sex till she makes an agreement that there ll be enuf sex before anoda baby. cos like u said she ll soon graduate to dont u see im now a mother excuse.

@the first two respondents.....my wife would always complain o. and by the time she starts complaining her stomach this that, you would have become pissed off. I just have to bear with her so I dont appear inconsiderate.
@berbieklaus... I do try to cuddle her o but its at that exact moment I begin to feel Hot again and its just painful knowing you wont get anything. lols. So i just stay away. Then she ll start complaining again.
she wants cuddle but no sex. nawa o

Hello guys and especially the married ones. My wife has been pregnant for almost six months now. To be honest I have tried to be understanding and put myself in her shoes. Ever since she conceived, its been in and out of the hospital and sometimes shes just very ok. But as you know na, the urge ll always come. So far o, I can say I have only been twice lucky to get something since but recently its just plain nothing.
I later recall some of my married colleagues would just deliberately want to flirt with girls for no reason. I would then be wondering why they would be taking such risks. I wont say now i understand but its more like this is one of the reasons.
I just need encouragement from guys. I know it ll pass but its not been easy.
By the way, masturbation is a no no.

i pity u op. this gal might be smart and knows what shes doing. she may even be using ur destiny o. shes actually eating her cake and still possessing it. its u that needs to be careful.

lols. four million haba. you too de exxagerate. get ur facts rights before coming to spill it here

this aint photoshop o. only God knows the truth

lols. op. My advice is go for HSE or wait till after ur service year and do ur MBA. NIM is very useless. Since i finished service in 2011, its been of no use to me. HSE or PMP (Project Management Prof) will increase ur chance of getting a good job or even when u travel abroad, you ll find both helpful.

op. you are a fraud. na God go punish you. Person wey de pay half salary since last year july and yet to even pay august till now, you said he has paid salary. God go punish that ur yeye mouth. Its better you stop all these ur useless posts and find something meaningful to do

@mr gboliwe.. pls i need to know if nhis would cover surgery such as fibroid or ceasarian. secondly, my wife told me its only abt 3 months for one to be registered. Finally, she insists on using a teaching hospital quite far from our house, if u are familiar with osun area. we stay in osogbo but she prefers ile ife hospital. i insisted on the one at osogbo but she cited strike action as the reason why osogbo may not be viable. now, i wanna ask, should there be strike action, can she change to ile ife? thanks

hope you weren't assaulted bro. thats serious

you are very on point and very lucky with the native wears. but i ll beg u at least get receipt of whateva electronics you av with you. Lagos na hot zone o

Lessons I learnt from harassment in the hands of SARS operatives. Please forgive me for this long epistle.
It so happened on Saturday, the previous week, my brother in law and I were completed harassed, bullied and preyed upon by the operatives of SARS along a popular road in one of the south west region of Nigeria (I have to be discrete with the precise location).
We were on the way to my house after assisting my mum with energizing of the dead batteries to her car. We sighted them along the road with two other unfortunate guys at the back of their vehicle. Probably those guys were being harassed as well but upon seeing us in the car they gave a chase. We actually didn’t even know they were after us but knew when they suddenly packed beside us while we were still trying to make a u-turn in front of the legislative house of assembly.
Since I was beside the driver (my bro in law), one of them told me to move to the back while he sat and another joined me there. My bro in law was now told to drive straight to their zone command office where the so called harassment took place.
Below are the lessons I learnt that day from their harassment.

1. Never argue with them: Abeg, for God’s sake, just follow their ‘commands’. It’s not because you have to do this out of fear but since I just read in the papers about the shooting of a blogger in Lagos two days prior, I knew they weren’t supposed to being taken lightly. They could easily assault you and frame you up for resisting arrest.

2. Be confident:While they packed beside us and barked out instructions, though I didn’t argue but politely asked them what everything was all about and I did it confidently. I still asked the one beside me and all he said was we should wait till we get to their base. Even when we got there and my wife (I had already called her to alert her to our predicament) kept calling to know how things were, I simply told her it was okay and we would be out in no time that we simply were being interrogated. Mind you I did that in the presence of one of them just to let him know I understood their job ethics. This brings me to the next lesson.

3. Inform your close ones of your movement:I know it may be a little hard or awkward to always inform people of your movement but try as much as possible. It may save your ass. Be it kidnapping, accident etc. it’s just safe you do so. Immediately we arrived their office, they searched the vehicle. I mean real searching o. under the foot carpets, boots, in the engine, everywhere. As if they were looking for drugs or guns or anything. After that, they collected my wallets and I tell you, they checked everything. Even pieces of papers I hadn’t checked in over four years of using the wallet were checked and questions asked about them. Bank tellers, Id cards etc.

4. Don’t keep unnecessary or incriminating things in your wallet: Even outdated ID cards. One of them told me I’m not supposed to be with my old university ID cards that since I’m now an alumnus; I shouldn’t be carrying it about. Though, I argued that out but he still insisted and read out the instruction at the back to me to prove he was right. Some of us are even in the habit of putting things that are not necessary in our wallets just for memories’ sake but I tell you, avoid that temptation o. They may use it against you.
They even found pieces of SIM card in my wallet and see as them come dey ‘Para’. They even said we are kidnappers that why should we be carrying SIMs about. I simply said I use other SIMs considering the fact that some network providers have better services and offers that are quite enticing. Yet, dem argue o.

5. Make sure your car documents are updated and you have your driving license: You may be saying ‘what is police business with driving license’ but I would advice get your license. It will save you and let them identify you.

6. Have a lawyer or know someone who knows a lawyer or even a policeman: Yes, It’s just good if you do. After checking and searching and still not satisfied, they said they weren’t satisfied with the car documents and since my bro in law had foreign currencies (about fifteen currencies of different countries he collects as artifacts, they deduced he was into crime. He had to tell them he meets different foreign expatriates at his place of work and sometimes collect their country’s currencies just to remind him of them, yet dem no gree o.

7. Please, delete chat history of business people or simply ensure you don’t chat dirty or have chats that can implicate you: This guys checked all our chats in both my whatsapp and my bro in law’s Iphone messenger o. they were looking for anything to implicate us.

8. Finally, I would say that attracted them to us was the way my bro in law dressed. He had beards and had a face cap on and being a tall guy, he looked big while driving. Would I say he not supposed to keep beards or use a cap? Of course not but it’s what attracted them. I tell you, they allowed those two guys (they initially had with them) leave when they took us. Simply because they thought they had caught ‘big fish’.

Well, after all the harassment and our bold stance of not writing any statement till our lawyer arrived, they knew we were clean but now showed the real reason I always complain of Nigeria Law enforcement agents. And that was ‘what do we have for them?’
Infact one of them descending as low as taking one of the currencies (which was 10 dollars) and said we should add two thousand naira to it. But we simply refused. Why? My bro in law said he could not part with it that he worked for everything he had with him. If he were a ‘Yahoo Guy” he simply would have tried to bribe them but that was not the case.
After all their wahala, they finally allowed us to go. So my dear people, I urge you guys to learn out of this. It may happen to you someday so learn how to help yourself.

my dear bro. the writings are on the wall. better u read it. she just stylish discharged u but u de form commando. that's why she soft pedal. pay her a surprise visit and talk things over. she may be having mixed feelings. out of sight is out of mind for her

how much is osun getting o. make aregbe pay full this time around. abeg

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for the record. Aregbe has paid civil servants grade level 8 and above half salary since last year July till Jan. nothing paid Feb and March. I wonder how he's going about this 150billion stuff.

its just good u tell her straight away. if u av aunts or elder siblings, they can assist u as well. u are not a baby and at 29 ripe for marriage. God be with u

Mighty fada..will they still collect tomorrow.

@mighty fada...when is the deadline for submission. I av left home. Can we still submit tomorrow?