₦airaland Forum

kenness:
chisos Vaseline crew on the way

bros easy ooo

Ncsamuel:
OP why na? You should know that the religious ppl, the forever virgins,feminist and also lalasticlala wont like this!

Lol, forever virgins no dey for Naija ooo.

Just saw this cake, whose artistic bit is made up of the act of coitus. What do Nairalanders think?

HajimeSaito:
Talking about low IQ, who is the idiot that is creating threads about how he overheard his olosho mother's sexual moaning while more productive minds are creating blogs and making cash from E-Buisness?
Please shut your gutter mouth and stop spewing nonsense on nairaland or I will have you banned indefinitely.
Concentrate on how to escape from the research facility in which you incarcerated while scientists carry out experiments on you.
Tell your useless family members to stop spreading monkey pox disease or they will be exterminated for being a public health hazard.

Im 17, you ape. But my past is brighter than your future, I have more skillsets than your whole Chimp lineage will. I see how productive you are, of course you have broken a record of being the first simian on Nairaland. Kudos. But before I let you know that my cellar is your peak. Do know that your monicker is the name that was given to the first slowpoke baboon found on planet earth. Focus on getting your frustrated ass a forest to sleep and a banana to eat, rather than trying to be a human being cause even the devil that is using you knows that you belong to the forest and trees.

I dont give a Bleep...

Indonesia and Nairaland... Pleaee how do they relate

She is thirty, single, jobless, oloshi. So what? If she like let her act porn. She is only changing pictures not her life, not anyone"s life

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cc Lalasticlala, Mynd44

This is what will happen to your enemies this month. Especially Nnamdi Kanu IJN Amen.

Next thing we will hear is Operation "Monkey Fart"

This is not a case for Ben Carson na, why is he running mad. Infact bring Kitchen knife lemme cut those their belle

Drive 45milliin car and still stand in Lagos Traffic queue.

HajimeSaito:
Is this lower life form still talking? Would you like me to tell you your life story as the byproduct of a five minute fvck session? Do you even know who your father was? You are the son of a thousand fathers, each one more useless than the other.
Your runsgirl mother is a disgrace to the dignity of womanhood and your entire family is groaning under the yoke of an ancestral curse.
Put an end to your miserable existence by jumping into a lagoon or someone might do it for you with a bullet.

Whoever created you should have known that he was spamming the world by adding an Anthropoid ape to a place where human beings are supposed to habitate, not surprised tho. What would you expect from the son of a pygmy?
Your mother, though an ugly bonobo was shocked at how ugly you were on the day she birthed you. I know a forest full of apes where I could advice you to get a wife there, and start a race and family of ferrets. Instead of showcasing you low IQ on Nairaland

richie3d:
According to the Sun, the Benin born star, who has scored just once in 19 Watford appearances
http://www.richi3d.ml/2017/10/nigerian-footballer-isaac-success.html?m=1

bloggers sha, because he has done bad. You will include all his negatives

Women and their wahala sha, but this guy get energy ooo. 4 prostitutes.

£2000 = N848,000 estimatedly
and you wasted these on Pussy. Isaac in the bible had only one wife and you, you want 4 prostitutes. God help you

HajimeSaito:
My pity for your stupidity ends where my curiosity at the origins of the said stupidity begins.
You should direct your anger at your unfortunate parents, especially the lunatic case who sired you.
Hope that after the misfortune of your birth someone took the pains to introduce your simple minded folks to condom use.
Believe me just one of your type is enough for this world.

Well but well, its funny how brawns say foolish things and think they are pretty clever. Its rather pathetic that you are oblivious of the fact that your intelligence is lower than the Africanus level. Thats just the nature of morons. Your mother's bore-holed anus had filtered all the intelligence left in the neucleus of your littleton sperm, yet she still managed to drop a non-stratified thing of a foetus through her wide apart fistula cunt. I bet that 4-year old Fulani children are more intelligible than you are. Usman Dan Fodio's dullard ancestors are busy throwing a party and thanking their gods for reincarnating a rare Australopithecus specimen in the person of you.
Dollophead

HajimeSaito:
Zero sense? Is that the genetic legacy your father left for you? You are truly to be pitied.

You are just talking about genetic legacy and hereditary. Please we are aware that you are learning Biology for the first time, go and tell your dullard teacher (if you have one) to differentiate between Nairaland and Almajiri schools for you

HajimeSaito:
Both you and your neighbour suffer from hereditary stupidity. The type of stupidity that is transmitted through the family lineage from parent to child.
I'll pray for your deliverance.

Go back to school and read Biology again
Is there any type of heredetary trait? Probably transferred from uncle to Nephew. You suffer from the kind of dumbheadedness that is transferred from Nnamdi Kanu to Biafrans. Nonsense without balls and brains

She is cute and I've been looking at her ass for almost 3months now but at night she usually screams Jesus when she is banged. Is it a sin?

NwaChibuzor2:
We the great people of Biafra decided to make you Nigerians happy amidst your suffering. This was made possible through our beloved son Alex Iwobi.

Even Iwobi is Ashamed of Biafra

That is the Fulani herdsnan in my area and that is '96 Olympic final. They think we are fools

make your child urinate in front of an European Child, next thing you know he is slapping another boy's butt. That's how homosexuality started in Europe

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this can happen only in a Nigerian movie directed by Ugezu J Ugezu

Where is the man If this is not a lie, this is a joke.

From Rashidi Yekini to Sunday Oliseh, from Celestine Babayaro to Julius Agahowa, fom Taribo West to Victor Ikpeba, from Jay-Jay Okocha to Nwankwo Kanu, from Patrick Odegbami to Stephen Keshi, from Daniel Amokachi to Uche Okechukwu, from Peter Odemwingie to Obafemi Martins, from John Mikel to Victor Moses. Nigeria has witnessed differenr slides of amazing footballers. While some may say Jay-Jay is the greatest, others may say Papilo was a phenomenon, another could equally say that Obagoal is the best. For me, Kanu is the Nigerian Football Legend. Olympics '96 wont be forgotten in a hurry.

Landers let the polls begin


Lalasticlala

Nigeria is blessed with Resources and "ribs," Gifts and girls, beautiful cultures and beautiful chics. Many young NLanders will agree that as a young male adult you get to meet with girls from different tribes who are willing to pull down their skirts for one assignment. As patriotic Nigerians, we dont reject gifts from visitors especially the ones from other tribes. So from my wide spectre of experiences with various bedmatic partners, I have put up a list of the best Nigerian tribes when it comes to the bed.

5. Yorubas: Apart from the fact that every Yoruba girl is always yelling "Ye Ye Ye Eg ba Mi" at every stroke, they are totally good when it comes to rides. They can go a minimum of 8 rounds, and a maximum of 13rounds. Why do you think Tiwa Savage is always saying "She no dey tire" in all her songs. Try Yoruba, but dont forget to close the windows.

4. Igbos: I promised myself never to knock on an Igbo girl's dooe, cause they could use you for money rituals. But I changed my mind completely on one fateful day, it was a Night class and for whatever reason we had the class to ourselves, man she gave me a trip I wont forget in a hurry, I broke up with my girlfriend the next day, I cruised this girl for almost 6weeks nonstop. Believe me, she was dropdead good on bed. Igbo girls never disappoint.

3. Ikwere/Rivers: Churchill didnt make a mistake when he chose Tonto. Girls from Rivers are crazily sexy. But unfortunately, most Ikwerre girls i've gone down with are too emotional, they value love making as an important part of their sexual play. They can spend 15minutes doing kisses, spend 20 more minutes persuading you to make promises never to leave them. But when it comes to show time, they are Notch. Monalisa Chinda, Tamara Eteimo on your bed? Envisage that kinda Valentine's Day.

2. Edos: Man!!!! Have you been to Uromi at Night? It looks as though, they are doing choir rehearsals because of the way they moan. Edo girls are arrogant and rascal when they are about to climax, The make such harmonical sounds that make you never want to stop. A moslem Edo is the kind off partner you'd want to have, the ones that will tear your shirt and boxers if you refuse them sex.

1. Efik/Ibibio: They are undoubtedly the best coital people in Nigeria. The Nicki kinda curves, the Yannique kinda movement, the Adele kinda moans. Wooo, Efik women are irresistible, they are the only girls who are talented with super-sex positions, if a calabar girl seduces you and you dont fall for it, trust me, You are impotent. Cross Riverians and Akwa Ibomites top it for me.

Any sex pro in the building, what you think is the best tribe? Ladies, Guys, Your opinions are at emmision.
cc; Lalasticlala

lefulefu:
na guy be dat o

Guy how? na homo? cause ha profile na female dey.

Stevengerd:
Ok bro, jah bless the hustle

Amen ooo. Thanks brotherly

Evaberry:
oh my

I love a nice ass.


A guy with nice ass is just heavenly

Lol, you're the kinda girl that would make half the male Nairalanders go and do buttocks enlargement surgery.