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PhonesRe: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by JayCynic(m): 4:52pm On Nov 17, 2017
This makes absolutely no sense to me, I googled all that shit you listed, nothing particularly hair constricting about those.
RomanceGirl Commits Suicide After Being Ditched By Boyfriend (graphic Pictures) by JayCynic(op): 9:09am On Nov 15, 2017
A girl in Uyo with an undisclosed name reportedly stabbed herself to death on the 10th of November, 2017. It was gathered from her neighbours and roommates that she was emotionally down after her boyfriend had split their 7-month old relationship, and left her for her bestfriend. She was heard raining abuses on her bestfriend on the morning of her suicide. After that morning, nothing was heard from her untill her roommates came back in the evening, only to alarm the whole neighbourhood of her lifeless body with a knife thrust into her stomach. Rumours have it that her boyfriend had eloped with her bestfriend after hearing the news. She was said to be a student of a higher institution in Uyo and her parents stay in Awka. Painful and Sad how guys treat some girls, more tragic the way some girls react to this. Evaberry said yesterday that Nigerian guys are senseless, i guess this girl was very sensible. R.I.P. Hope you dont watch telenovelas in your next life.

FoodRe: My Pit Bull Killed A Monitor Lizard. Soup Is Ready Oooooo by JayCynic(m): 10:00pm On Nov 14, 2017
Evaberry:
The madness in Nigerians is really alarming. Nigerian men have refused to be enlightened


they've also refused to have sense.


coconut for brains
I understand your pain but dont generalise it to Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: 'I Turn Down Millions For My Vagina' - Maheeda Brags by JayCynic(m): 11:32am On Nov 14, 2017
teresafaith:
One of my many idols
If she is your idol, drop your nudes on Nairaland na so that we can share in your stupidity
CelebritiesRe: 'I Turn Down Millions For My Vagina' - Maheeda Brags by JayCynic(m): 11:30am On Nov 14, 2017
After Chimamanda will come and say we should all be feminists.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: International Rescue Committee (IRC) Job Vacancies (14 Positions) by JayCynic(m): 11:25am On Nov 14, 2017
Women empowerment in Borno.... lolllz. Thats like saying women empowerment in Saudi Arabia
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Poses In Her Office With Her Hermes Bag On Display by JayCynic(m): 11:23am On Nov 14, 2017
So why in Bleep's name should this be the first story in frontpage
TravelRe: Car Crashes Into A Bar In Abakaliki As EBSU Students Run (Graphic Pics) by JayCynic(m): 7:47pm On Nov 13, 2017
Mekanus:
Why won't you forget when you're an illiterate, look for any nursery pupil around you to teach you the 36 states and capital in Nigeria, mumu.
Lemme tell you what your incapacitated brain does not understand, there is a vast difference between the phrases "almost forgot" and "dont know". I think you should try and employ a 3-year old Almajiri to teach you English. You obviously know less than they do
CelebritiesRe: Ex-bbnaija Housemate, Uriel Claims Anthony Joshua Sent This Picture To Her by JayCynic(m): 7:40pm On Nov 13, 2017
WotzupNG:
Jealousy!

You no see sey she post am for her Instagram page?

But the yawa go too much if no lie she dey lie o grin
Man I dont give a fuckkk, she aint even a celeb, Anthony Joshua's life is none of my business. I jrealised just how much time I spent talking bout what does not add a shit to my account. That comment was just inspired by a wrap of weed, dont take it personal dawg
CelebritiesRe: Ex-bbnaija Housemate, Uriel Claims Anthony Joshua Sent This Picture To Her by JayCynic(m): 7:31pm On Nov 13, 2017
Even Oritse Femi no fit send this idiot picture, even Obasanjo sef no look am twice. Na Anthony Joshua, I love Nairaliars... Kontinue
TravelRe: Car Crashes Into A Bar In Abakaliki As EBSU Students Run (Graphic Pics) by JayCynic(m): 7:25pm On Nov 13, 2017
Perge:
Why wouldn't you forget when you are living under a rock.

Caveman!!
Well I dont know what its like to live under a rock but better live in a cave than in a forest. Everyone knows you were born and bred in Zambisa. Aside from disvirgining a forest chimpanzee, the only thing in your IQ is to eat wild fruits. Half-wit brawn
RomanceRe: Lady Surprises Her Man With A Proposal & Wedding At The Same Time (Pics, Video) by JayCynic(m): 7:12pm On Nov 13, 2017
Dont mind OP. The real topic is something like,
"Boy shows mother how to write love letter"
TravelRe: Car Crashes Into A Bar In Abakaliki As EBSU Students Run (Graphic Pics) by JayCynic(m): 6:59pm On Nov 13, 2017
He should be fined heavily for drunk driving. Thank God nobody died.

Meanwhile, I almost forgot that Ebonyi is a State in Nigeria.
EducationRe: Meet This 16 Year Old Nigerian Genius.... by JayCynic(m): 12:38pm On Nov 13, 2017
ZUBY77:
Read ahead to find out who are the richest scientists in the world and what have they contributed to the world of science.
James Watson - $15.8 Billion
Watson is an American molecular biologist, geneticist and zoologist and has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine. Watson promoted research in molecular biology in Harvard University. He is the co-discoverer of structure of genes structure with Francis Crick.

....
Ronda Stryker
Net worth: 2.5 billion dollars


She is one of the world’s famous orthopedic surgeons and is the creator of many medical devices to meet her patient’s needs. She is now global leader in the world of medical technology and is specializing in manufacturing replacement joints.

.....
Gayle Cook
Net worth: 3.7 billion dollars


He is the cofounder of the Cook group which is the largest selling company of catheters and needles. Today the company has specialized in manufacture of stents and antibiotic catheters.
...

Gordon Moore

Net worth: .6.7 billion dollars


He has worked as a Research and Development director of the Fairchild Semiconductor and has also been the founder of the NM Electronics which later became Intel Corporation.

.....

Just few.
How much is Neymar worth again?
Then again shows how dumb you really are, Gayle Cook graduated in 1956 with a bachelor of Arts Degree in Fine Arts. She founded Cook group which manufacured medical equipments. She employed more than 560 Scientists. You see how foolish you are. You see who really controls the earth. James Watson, c'mon bro, he had to sell his nobel peace price for $3.35 million, and you are here telling me he is worth 15 billion, you cant deceive me. Ronda Stryker inherited a medical equipment company from her grandfather, meanwhile she studied Visual Arts in Michigan University. Next time you want to deceive me, be wise enough to fold up google. Brawn
EducationRe: Meet This 16 Year Old Nigerian Genius.... by JayCynic(m): 11:34am On Nov 13, 2017
ZUBY77:
Typical Illiterate dull brain raised in Mosque. Obviously its hard for you to comprehend anything.
Why cant you prove me wrong and mention one scientist. The sooner you begin to appreciate that Science is effective due to the existence of art. The better for your blank gas filled brains.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Singers Shine At AFRIMA 2017 (full List Of Winners) by JayCynic(m): 11:31am On Nov 13, 2017
Afrima awards dont move me. I only respect Nigerian artistes who make it to BET. I'll cut my prick if any of those dumb artistes win grammy awards. Respect to M.I Abaga. The only sensible thing in our Music industry. He really deserved BET
CelebritiesRe: Davido Cries Tears Of Joy After Winning The MTV Best African Act 2017(VIDEO) by JayCynic(m): 11:25am On Nov 13, 2017
starchris:
Everybody Loves Davido!!!!!!
Foolish people like you love Davido
EducationRe: Meet This 16 Year Old Nigerian Genius.... by JayCynic(m): 11:17am On Nov 13, 2017
ZUBY77:
grin grin
Yea i am 4 years. You mean Neymar is twice richer than all scientists?
I can tell you 100 scientists that can buy PSG, The people that bought Neymar
Typical Dull Brain
I think your brain needs a simulative reset machine. Those who bought Neymar are scientistshuh You are foolish with a difference. Qatari oil tycoons are now scientists. Please mention a scientist among the top 50 richest men in the world, Phillip Emeagwali, your master of calculus is working his ass out for a whack ass job in the states. Albert Einstein, Robert Hooke, i guess in their time controlled the earth. If i really were to rate you, I think you would be the last position in the worst secondary school in Kaduna state. Dummy
EducationRe: Meet This 16 Year Old Nigerian Genius.... by JayCynic(m): 8:28am On Nov 13, 2017
ZUBY77:
Dull Brains can be good at sports,
But Math? No brother

Math/Science Control Earth, Not sports
You think like a 4 year old boy. What do you mean by control earth? Tell me one scientist half as rich as Neymar
EducationRe: Meet This 16 Year Old Nigerian Genius.... by JayCynic(m): 8:21am On Nov 13, 2017
this guy is 32 years old. This guy is older than Timi Dakolo sef. Infact look the guy face again, This guy na Dino Melaye mate
PhonesRe: Compiled Jumia List Of Cheap Smartphones For Black Friday by JayCynic(m): 8:15am On Nov 13, 2017
camqueen:
hello guys!! cam queen here.. I just want to use this medium to tell you guys that am into webcam modeling.
so if anyone needs my services, just pm me.
list of services I offer:
twerking
general chating
etc.
I suggest you get a life and stop allowing your ancestors to use your brain and mix akara
PoliticsRe: 16-year-old Girl Kills Her Newborn By Shoving A Rock Down Her Throat by JayCynic(m): 8:06am On Nov 13, 2017
I didnt see a photo of the girl, i didnt see a photo of the police. All I saw was a photo of police restraint barrier.


Now OP, tell me why I should believe you.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Looking Hot Hot In New Pictures by JayCynic(m): 8:02am On Nov 13, 2017
Her dressing is cool, but her songs bore me.
CelebritiesRe: Did Wizkid Really Deserve His AFRIMA Award??? by JayCynic(m): 11:45pm On Nov 12, 2017
internationalman:
People keep hyping 'come closer' by Wizkid.
I have never heard dat song played on any platform in the village I stay.

But in the Same village children and old people sing and groove to 'if' and 'fall' as if dey were Davido himself.

And also the keep saying Wizkid is more lyrical than Davido, truth b told Davido is even more lyrical. All Wizkid do nowadays is shout 'oh yeah yeah na na na no no'

If u can't appreciate music for its lyrics and message at least you should appreciate it for its rhythm.
so I appreciate Davido's songs for its rhythm.

honestly I don't know how to appreciate Wizkid songs cos it got no rhythm nor lyrics.
You are a fool to say that wizkid is lyrical, you are even a bigger fool probably an imbecillle to say Davido is more lyrical. Wizkid and Davido are two blockheads who deserve nothing. Davido is lyrical really? Tell me one meaningful sentence from If and Fall on You. Go and find out the meaning of lyricism from M.I and Vector before commenting rubbish. Dollophead
CelebritiesRe: Did Wizkid Really Deserve His AFRIMA Award??? by JayCynic(m): 11:43pm On Nov 12, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay Falls While Performing On Stage At The #AFRIMA2017 (photo/video) by JayCynic(m): 11:37pm On Nov 12, 2017
Probably performing on heels, lucky she dint hit her breast.
CelebritiesRe: Epic! Seyi Shay Falls Down Live On Stage At AFRIMA 2017 by JayCynic(m): 11:34pm On Nov 12, 2017
"All the pressure to look impressive and go out in heels, I feel for you, killing yourself to find a man that will kill for you"
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu A "Mad Man" - Rochas Okorocha by JayCynic(m): 11:43am On Oct 22, 2017
Saying he is a mad man is an understatement, he is a lunatic
CrimeRe: Ekprimma Koko: "Uyo Doctor Akpanobong Molested Me While Recovering From Surgery" by JayCynic(m): 4:28pm On Oct 20, 2017
Calabar girls can sabi give positioning sha
RomanceRe: See How Much Bobrisky Has In His Bank Account by JayCynic(m): 4:25pm On Oct 20, 2017
I rather have 100K in my account than to have a bore hole anus
RomanceRe: Is This The Most Sensual Cake You Have Seen? A Sexday Cake Not a Birthday Cake by JayCynic(op): 10:46am On Oct 16, 2017
delishpot:
Bia OP, what are they doing?
grin
delishpot:
Bia OP, what are they doing?
They are dancing shoki
RomanceRe: Is This The Most Sensual Cake You Have Seen? A Sexday Cake Not a Birthday Cake by JayCynic(op): 10:45am On Oct 16, 2017
DCONE1:
The Baker really try e get artistry eye s , dis kind cake fit make some boys catch konji and e fit make some girls wet cheesy grin
Hahahahah grin
DCONE1:
The Baker really try e get artistry eye s , dis kind cake fit make some boys catch konji and e fit make some girls wet cheesy grin
Hahahahah

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