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Foreign AffairsRe: Rapists Hired To 'break' Inmates Inside Putin's Horror Prisons (graphic Images) by JayCynic(m):
Are we really surprised?
These things are usual occurrences in authoritarian states. Russia, China, North Korea, Iran and even here in Nigeria. They force light-weight offenders and sometimes innocent people to admit to crimes commited by high-profile citizens or they frame up relatives and associates of opposition groups or politicians and put them through inhumane treatment to obtain information of interest.

I read with tears the story of Navid Afkari who was framed up, tortured, falsely accused and made to confess to a crime he never committed, and eventually sentenced to death.

What about Chima Ikwunado who was tortured and killed by SARS police officers.

Even the self-acclaimed civilized and democratic United States still have Guantanamo bay to this day, where they torture profiled terrorist suspects.

It just made me realize that humans are murderous and heartless, and there is nowhere in the world that real freedom and democracy exists. We're all at the mercy of the powers that be. Putin, Buhari, Biden, Trudeau, Macron, KJU, Xi Jinpin are all evil.

Only God can help us.
PhonesRe: Since Facebook Is Having Trouble Let Me Update My Gallery Here. by JayCynic(m): 6:49pm On Oct 05, 2021
So these are the ones probably forming alpha male on Nl... shaking my head
FamilyRe: "Virginity Doesn't Guarantee A Successful Marriage" Is A Statement Of Stupidity by JayCynic(m): 12:00am On Oct 05, 2021
shaybebaby:
Typical little girl no-valid response response. Bless your sloppy moral-highground
FamilyRe: "Virginity Doesn't Guarantee A Successful Marriage" Is A Statement Of Stupidity by JayCynic(m): 5:38pm On Oct 04, 2021
shaybebaby:
Mentally enslaved people. Even with access to information at their finger tips, with everything going on the world, natural disasters, global economic instability, poor access to healthcare/education, a global pandemic, rising food prices, bad governance etc.
In the face of weightier issues facing mankind, their most pressing problem is..*drum roll* ....virginity.
It would be funny if it wasn't was soooo pitiful. undecided
I just read through some of your topics and posts and I found some of the most relevant, world-changing and groundbreaking information. Particularly the topic with those stale misandristic jokes, I was afforded with so much knowledge in that topic on how to end global poverty, how to sustain green energy in Lesotho and how terrorism can be curbed. Keep up the good work.
TravelRe: Life In Cyprus Is Not Easy - Nigerian Man Shares His Experiences (Photos) by JayCynic(m): 1:34pm On Sep 21, 2021
Jim99:
Who no go, no know..

U.S, UK, Australia, Canada, Germany, New Zealand, Denmark, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Norway, Switzerland, Finland, Austria, Sweden, Japan, Singapore and maybe France.

Anything outside these places, i no dey count am as country.
Never knew Monaco is a country, thought it's in the Eastern region of france. A family relative who stays in France said it's a relatively high maintenance city and there's lots of racism too.
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: FG Not Interested In Naming, Shaming Terrorism Financiers by JayCynic(m):
- Negotiates with bandits and killer herdsmen

- Recruits "repentant" terrorists into society, gives them allowances and sends them abroad for studies.

- Invades and kills south easterners who are simply agitating in their own right to be separate from a country that marginalizes and looks down on them.

- Kills peaceful ENDSARS protesters bearing their national flags who were protesting against police brutality and injustice from law enforcement.

- Freezes the accounts of ENDSARS protest sponsors and illegally detains them.

- Would not reveal the names of terrorism sponsors or the identities of "repentant" terrorists.

- Literally has a public advocate for insurgency and islamic supremacy in its cabinet.

- Hisbah police is okay, eastern security network is illegal.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Muhammadu Buhari's government.
RomanceRe: A Case For Men Who Don’t Want To Date Single Mothers by JayCynic(m): 4:32pm On Sep 11, 2021
Victerica:
Bro, sex outside marriage is bad.. stop trying to sugarcoat these things.
"Bad" and "Irresponsible" are two distinct and distant words.

And I'm no juudge for what is bad or good
RomanceRe: A Case For Men Who Don’t Want To Date Single Mothers by JayCynic(m): 2:53pm On Sep 11, 2021
Victerica:
So sex outside marriage does not make one irresponsible?
Sex outside marriage does not make one irresponsible. Recklessness, thoughtlessness, inability to comprehend and act on the possible consequences of your actions is what makes one irresponsible.
RomanceRe: A Case For Men Who Don’t Want To Date Single Mothers by JayCynic(m): 2:47pm On Sep 11, 2021
Victerica:
So sex outside marriage does not make one irresponsible?

RomanceRe: A Case For Men Who Don’t Want To Date Single Mothers by JayCynic(m): 12:21pm On Sep 11, 2021
cococandy:
Instead of answering yes or no to a definition that you created by yourself, you went in a tangential inconsequential rant.

By your own post, the woman slept with an irresponsible man who didn’t wait until marriage to have sex with her. Now I’m asking you, have you ever been an irresponsible man who didn’t wait until marriage to sleep with a woman?
It’s a simple yes or no question.

But we know how it goes. Once y’all’s foolish stance on anything that concerns women is questioned, you start creating hare-brained illogical theories to justify your hypocrisy.
I don’t need to go back and forth with you but by your own definition, if you have had sex with a lady who isn’t your wife, you’re one of the irresponsible men you mentioned.
Talking of illogic, I've read through the thread and I can't seem to find any statement which suggests that sex outside of marriage makes one irresponsible, what actually makes one irresponsible is carelessly venturing into sex unprotected, knowing full well that the product of it is pregnancy and eventually a baby, as long as one consciously made the decision to be reckless with their sex life, they've made an IRRESPONSIBLE decision and they are irresponsible. No man should carry the responsibility for a woman's and another man's irresponsibility. Fix your shit yourselves. Period.
EducationRe: ASUU Calls On NASS To Pass The Bill To Amend NUC Act by JayCynic(m):
State Governments should be able to stand on their own two feet for once. Everyday we keep hearing cries for restructuring and true federalism but you can point out very few state owned businesses, apparatus, investment, institutions or infrastructures etc.(Outside of Lagos State) that is generating any major pecuniary benefits for the states themselves, talk less of the nation. They mostly rely on FG allocations to survive, they aren't sucklings they should be held responsible too. A state like Akwa Ibom with their huge monthly allocation still turns out their IGR in deficits, yet stories of big non-existent industries all over the place would make you think the state is an economic haven and their Governor is any good.

In fact, the only thing most state governments do is just to pay civil servant salaries (which most struggle to do) grade two roads, complete them in 6 years and make billboards of how their governor is working.
RomanceRe: A Case For Men Who Don’t Want To Date Single Mothers by JayCynic(m): 11:13pm On Sep 10, 2021
MrBrownJay1:
the hypocrisy on this subject is that the majority who look down on these women will gladly date/marry Genevieve/Linda or the ex wives of Uncle Jeff (Bezos) and/or baba Bill (Gates)
How were you able to read through their minds to know though?

Before judging men, let me ask this,

Do you think most women in their prime would date or marry any single father with a kid(s) who are very active in their lives and can bring very little to the table financially?

Do you think single mothers need relationships primarily for love or for financial security?
PoliticsRe: Masari Bans Commercial Phone Charging Points In Katsina Over Banditry by JayCynic(m): 10:10pm On Sep 06, 2021
I can't seem to make sense of how banning of phone charging businesses will help in the checkmating of banditry.
They've taken away the means of survival of many people and that without any form of recompense. With all the possible solid and effective security measures they could employ, this is what they come up with. Governance in this country is hopelessly embarrassing.
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Gumi: Bandits Are Going Nowhere by JayCynic(m): 10:10pm On Sep 06, 2021
Authority1o1:
Okay...

I object.

The proposition that Fulanis are stereotyped is wanton, but to a degree, it is true. But the unbalanced and lopesidededly bias defense which Gumi threw in favor of the Fulanis is pathetic. When one is given the proper gravitas about the origin of the Fulani Violence, one would find out that they are infact defaulters from adam.

Fulanis are immigrants. Before now, they were treated like locals; like full-blooded indigenes. They were allowed to trade, move goods and properties and livestock. Everyone, myself included, had no prejudicial resentment towards them, not withstanding their history in other African nations. Not withstanding that they are imminent conquistadors. One who isn't so good at history would think they were always one of us.

Then, the cattle rustling began. They understood that they were in a politically organized state. They understood the due process. They understood that they could always tender their aggressions at the feet of local rulers or petition to the government. Gumi could dismiss this claim by quipping that they were not literate. Nonsense. Fulanis aren't animals, they knew they could always do the right thing, of course.

But they didn't. Instead, they joined in the illegal act of rustling which the Sheik tried to justify. He further claimed that the rustling and the after effect led to the magic of self-defense and consequently triggering their fears which led to the violence they are known for today.

When IPOB formed an outfit christened ESN, the Federal Government stampeded all the way to the East to stall their activities and to kill the Terrorists off. The Federal Government expected the Igbos to follow due process. They didn't expect them to fight back in an illegal way. They didn't expect such self-defence the Igbos wanted to put up— same self-defense being justified. They blindly encouraged decorum.

If IPOB's self-defense has led to their killing and arrest and intimidation, I don't see why the Fulani Terrorists can't be dealt alike.
You made a lot of sense man, I was beginning to believe that Gumi was making a progressive point untill I saw your comment then I had to go do a little read-up on fulanis and their nomadic activities in Nigeria and upon meticulous examination you could see his bias and lopsidedness. He might get some gullible people with his taming, sugar-coating and justification of the murderous criminal activities of these bandits.

By the way, are you a student of history?
CrimeRe: Not Every Young Rich Person Is A Yahoo Boy (Opinion) by JayCynic(m): 8:09pm On Sep 06, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Nor mind them....na poverty go kill them
Even the boss of the craft no gree.
grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban Kill Singer, Fawad Andarabi, Because 'Music Is Forbidden In Islam' by JayCynic(m):
Islam is not and has never been a religion of peace. There's no religion in the 21st century that has seen the murder of more innocent persons in its name than Islam and its not even close, the numbers are astronomical. Islam has no tolerance for diversity and no respect for humanity, and human liberty. Every sane nation should outlaw Islam. Muhammad is a fraud
CrimeRe: Obituary Of A Private Security Guard Killed By Armed Robbers In Uyo by JayCynic(m): 7:24pm On Jul 24, 2021
Staphylococcus:
And am sure his employer did not give him a life insurance.

May his gentle soul rest in peace.
You know too well they don't care two pence about the life or the welfare of their employees, they will go looking for an affordable low-wage replacement in no time. They don't care that these guys put their lives and well being on the line for such a level of income. It all boils down to a failed system.
RomanceRe: Diary Of A Playboy by JayCynic(m): 7:37pm On Jul 22, 2021
UltimateSpice:
Diary of a Playboy




Frankie





With a wealthy background and luxurious environment, Tade has all it takes to enjoy life to the maximum. He has the means and he is determined to live to the fullest.


CAUTION: The story has explicit erotic contents





The rounded ass in my hands was absolutely perfect. The hips flared prettily around perfectly-shaped tight globes. The skin was milky white and unblemished save for the red blush where my hand had been spanking her.

She moaned loudly when I spanked her again, half-surprise in her voiced mixed with lustful excitement. And then she moaned erotically as I thrust forward with my dick, burrowing deeply into her clenching pussy.

"God, Rosy, you are so fucking hot..." I groaned as my cock pistoned in and out of her body. I could stare at this sight all day.

"I know..." she answered confidently, then moaned once again. She was comfortably crouched doggy-style, her knees spread to the side for balance and her head resting against her folded arms on my bed. This left that perfect ass up in the air, a wonderful receptacle for storing my man meat.

I pushed my way in, then held my crotch against her asscheeks and rotated around, carving the sensitive nerves inside her pussy. The sensations felt great to me, but it was a technique I had for delaying my own orgasm while stimulating a girl as much as possible.

I was rewarded with extra whimpering coming out of Rosalinda's end of our coupling, and she managed to sneak one hand down to play with her own clit as she approached her climax.

"Oh, don't stop. I'm gonna cum. Bleep me, Tade! Bleep me!" she cried urgently as she got up onto all fours, planting her palms against the bed and jerking her body back against me with each push.

I ceased my rotations and gripped her hips in my hands, readying myself for the final stretch. With metronomic precision, I thrust in and out of her rapidly, giving in to the wonderful feelings and bring about my own orgasm.

Rosalinda beat me to it, grunting "Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!" before her hips suddenly twitched violently, her pussy muscles clamping down all at once. She screamed as she came.

I was still a little bit away from my own climax, but felt the tension leave my shoulders as I was now free to cum. I pounded into her backside all through Rosalinda's orgasm, until she unexpectedly slid out from under me, my cock wet and bobbing in the air as she turned about.

I whimpered in momentary disappointment, so close to the release I craved. But she fisted my dick and started pumping it as she clamped her lips around the head and sucked furiously.

That was all it took as I grunted and then released, feeling my balls squeezing every ounce out of me as my pecker spurted jet after jet of hot semen into the back of her mouth.

She drank down every drop, and then collapsed back across my bed while I sat on my heels, my thighs burning from their recent exertion. Rosalinda's naked form was so gorgeous, splayed out haphazardly amidst my tangled sheets.

Her large, perky tits pointed up into the air, full and round even though she was lying on her back. Her short, silky dark hair haloed around her head while she closed her eyes and luxuriated in the aftermath of our coupling.

When she caught her breath, her brilliant blue eyes opened back up and fixed on me, a sparkle in her light irises. When she was aroused they turned almost violet, but as she began to calm down the deeper blue seeped back in. "Sorry about that. I know it caught you off guard."

"I'll say. I was in a panic, thinking you were going to tease me all night."

"No, not teasing. But I didn't want your spunk leaking out of me." She got up and started looking for her clothing.

"I take it that means you're not staying tonight?"

"No, I've got an early morning shoot. Maxim Magazine! And the last time we did this I left a wet spot on the taxi seat because of you."

"Yeah, no problem. And uh, I've got a photo shoot too... for um..."

Rosalinda grinned and muttered, "Yeah, right." She stretched for a moment, bending her body back and forth and twisting her arms behind her in some pretzel fashion that showed off her amazing flexibility and simultaneously thrust her naked bosom outwards. Catching my stare, she smirked for a moment. Then she got dressed quickly and then gave me a short peck on the lips.

"I'll call you."







Diary of a Playguy: https://okadabooks.com/book/about/diary-of-a-playguy/43624
How do you even start a story with these bland lines? Its so cringe
RomanceRe: Pentecostal Christians Have The Lowest IQ by JayCynic(m): 7:26pm On Jul 22, 2021
JackDaAlienz:
The day I saw a homosexual priest who molested my classmate And after the act proceeded to hold mass that evening.
My friend had been telling us weeks before the act that the priest was always inviting him to father's house.
To see this same padophile priest raise communion and bless it after the horrendous act made me lose faith in anything Christianity or religion.

That day I confirmed Religion is SCAM
Religion was man made
That is why there are many rleigions.
This are man made beliefs
If religion was from God then there will be only one religion in the world.

Since then I don't believe in pastors, winning souls all are scam to bring in more member to pay tithe.
If a priest can do this
Then imagine what a Pentecostal pastor is capable of doing.
They are far worse and lots of their followers are very dumb
First how is this a romance topic?
Second, where did you get your statistic from?
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho: Stop Chasing Shadow – Ozekhome Tells FG by JayCynic(m):
ILoveDemMANNA:
Says the lawyer of each and every criminal has stolen from Nigeria national treasury.
Whataboutism and deflection
If you cant logically address the point that he is making against the corrupt and tribalistic government, you resort to making personal attacks and statements that have no evidential backing.
CelebritiesRe: Share Your Favourite Sound Sultan's Line⁣ by JayCynic(m): 2:40pm On Jul 11, 2021
"Somebody tell them say I cry
Somebody tell them say I hurt
Somebody tell them say I bleed
Me sef I be human being
Nothing where you fit do to be right
Nothing where you fit do to be good
Nothing where you fit do to be just
Me sef I be human being"
The outro in M.I's Human Being which made it a masterpiece.
He was one of the few actually talented ones in the industry. His pen game and artistry was on another level. R.I.P Sound Sultan.
FamilyRe: Why Are Fathers Underappreciated? by JayCynic(op): 7:22pm On Jul 10, 2021
eyinjuege:
He didn't buy anything personal for your mum. Or perhaps you can clarify what you mean by little stuffs?
He bought foodstuff, which I'm sure all of you including your father would partake of.
He gave them to your mum because she's the one in charge of food affairs in the home.
I didnt see you write He bought her a wrist watch, or bag or anything for her personal use.
Is she the only one to eat the bottle/packs of groundnut and bread he brought?
Those are not personal gifts for your mum, but gifts for the household including yourself.
Perhaps when he buys real gifts for your mum and non for your dad, you can start complaining
You have a point if we were talking about just the items bought, thing is, though he might not have expressly said they were for my mom, but you could see the gesture and demeanor was directed towards my mum's pleasure. He could care less what me or my dad thought, long as my mum was happy.
It was directed to my mum's pleasure
CelebritiesRe: "I Was Sacked From Work After Being S£xually Harassed By My Boss" - BBN Tochi by JayCynic(m): 5:30pm On Jul 10, 2021
lilvicky68:
If anybody can't speak when the did happen..they should remain silent.. he just wants to trend.. nothing come out..
Hope you usually keep the same energy when its female victims.
FamilyWhy Are Fathers Underappreciated? by JayCynic(op): 5:08pm On Jul 10, 2021
I ask this question because of an occurrence that took place three days ago when my younger sibling came back from school. Its his first year in the University and the first time we've seen him in over 9 months. My dad pays EVERY domestic bill, fees etc and caters to all our financial needs. He keeps in touch with us when we are away at school and is eager to help us with any challenge we face academically. That being said, my brother arrived home on Wednesday with loads of stuff like bread, pastries, groundnuts and little stuffs he bought for my mum, with absolutely nothing for my dad. My dad didn't express it but I could tell he didn't feel great about it and I felt bad for him. My mom does equally well for us, loads of emotional support, spiritual support and financial chip-ins here and there.

They both love us, do and want the best for us. But why don't dads get appreciated remotely in the same frequency as moms?
RomanceRe: How Do I Come Out Of This Dilemma by JayCynic(m): 5:05pm On Jul 04, 2021
Yxwqq:
That you're even considering doing the above after 6-years of being with her and having a baby together, is totally ridiculous. You and the people who advised you to do that are equally senseless and cruel.
So he has to commit to a woman he doesn't love just because they've been together for six years?
PoliticsRe: I Will Arrest Politicians Sponsoring Banditry In Zamfara – Governor Matawalle by JayCynic(m): 1:47pm On Mar 03, 2021
Why would someone just wake up and decide to sponsor the murder and kidnap of innocent people, to what end? Sometimes I believe that the black race has been cursed.
PoliticsRe: ACF Asks Union To Lift Ban On South-bound Food by JayCynic(m):
osuofia2:
i support the BAN should still be in place, lets teach the south a lesson. They don't know that it is the North that is feeding the Nation. Glad they are learning in the hard way. let them drink their oil
If the only thing the north is offering is cows, then I support the ban. You can't be killing innocent people and ramp raiding villages just because of a thing as cow meat.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Explains How He Defrauds His Victims With Their SIM & BVN (Video) by JayCynic(m): 2:59pm On Feb 27, 2021
BreconHills:
Do these people steal to eat or to flex? Way back in the 50's and 60's peoples fathers worked as houseboys to pay their way to school. There are people that work as casual daily paid snd end up making something of themselves. Lets not enable entitlement by saying criminality is down to the economy. A criminal is a criminal is a criminal.
Once it becomes a viable means of survival, it turns to a job. Why do you think Evans collects millions from abduction ransoms, and still wouldn't call it quits? Or use that money to make tangible investments. Why do you think Yahoo boys make a lot of money but still fail to invest or give up their fraudulent ways? Why do you think people dress up and go to bet shops and stay there all day? It graduates from means of survival to jobs.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Explains How He Defrauds His Victims With Their SIM & BVN (Video) by JayCynic(m):
Not to defend his actions in any way. But I strongly believe that if Nigeria and it's leaders did anything to contribute to our economic development, there would be a very minuscule number of our youth getting involved in such criminality. Poverty is not a joke, if you've never been hungry, you wouldn't understand the extent one can go to have a meal. Survival, in this country can drive you to anything, especially when you witness the level of corruption and incompetence displayed by our "leaders".
Nonetheless, self-control is important, don't hurt other people trying to please yourself.

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