₦airaland Forum

Shimran:
Back up your claims and don't quotes out of context: IN THE QUR'AN : IT IS REGARDED AS QUOTING OUT OF CONTEXT IF YOU CAN'T RELATE THE QUOTED VERSES WITH THE INCIDENTS THAT LEADS TO ITS REVELATION.

Surah 9:5

Shimran:
Yes fight the north. Nothing wrong.
But Islamophobia kills.
You and your generation will go extinct and live it spreading.

Islamophobia? Anyone in their right mind should be Islamophobic. A religion that supports and promotes the mass murder of humans that oppose or don't align with their beliefs. Any sane human being should be scared of Islam

Nobody should care about this Islam-infested, terrorism breeding, bandit-abiding, hisbah police stricken, herdsmen controlled state.

Northern Nigeria is a moslem overpopulated shithole. Next news please

I'm not surprised, Nigeria is a country in unkempt tatters.




Even our commander-in-chief doesn't have a WAEC certificate.

First flight ever, I was 7 years old almost 13 years ago. Flew from Uyo to Lagos and then to Accra, can't remember the Airline we used though. We flew to visit my eldest sister in Valleyview University. I can remember mom poured oil on our heads and kept us strapped to our sits throughout the flight while other rich kids were playing and eating candy. It was my mom's first flight though. Surprisingly I didn't feel the nauseating feeling people always experience before takeoff, hell I didn't even notice the plane takeoff. My mom was tense from takeoff to arrival. But it was fun though. And God, Ghana is hotter than Nigeria

AlexReports:
Just In Again: Governor Hope Uzodinma’s agents escorted by Police begin demolition of the Reach FM station belonging to Senator Rochas Okoroacha's Daughter. According to reports, the claims by the Imo state government is that the said property was built on an access road, when in reality it iss false, as the property was properly built on a close that leads to no where.




Recently, the Governor and his cohorts have continue to sponsor attacks and propaganda-driven allegations to frustrate the efforts of Senator Rochas Okoroacha and his sustainable leadership in Imo state.

This is very childish, bias, factless and one-sided reporting. It's a big shame that this is on nairaland frontpage.

How did area boys get to see a tattoo on your back?


From the image on the post, the tattoo is fuzzy and sparsely identifiable.


Based on what I know about area boys, they only care about your money, your phone and weed. No goddamn area boy beats you up for a freaking tattoo, they simply don't care.

This is probably a made-up story by Bobrisky for publicity, perhaps trying to stay in the public eye because Nigerians are too busy hustling and no longer care about him or his leaky anus.

Someone7:
That's because he IS a private citizen. Private citizen here means he doesn't hold public office anymore.

Not disagreeing with you in anyway, just saying that even if he's a private citizen, he still enjoys some privileges that the regular citizen doesn't enjoy.

Someone7:
Yeah but not so sure the secret service can protect him from the courts though

I was actually referring to your saying he's a private citizen.

Someone7:
His troubles are just starting. He's lost immunity and now a private citizen. Here comes the civil lawsuits

He's still protected by the secret service though.

devilmaycry:
sarcasm only some will understnd

I no get the sarcasm abeg, care to explain for a brother

You're a real one bro. No time for childish persistence, instead use that energy for something that adds value to your life. Make money and watch them hopping around you.

CalliDora1:
See weaklings everywhere. Anyways, it's a poor mentality we all have that an older woman is not good enough to be wifed for the lame reasons some have given up there.

Now who says the age of a woman determines a successful and peaceful marriage? Mind you, we've had most cases of girls who stabbed and cheated on their man stemming from the younger generation girls. So? And sorry to say, the most promiscous ones are from the younger generation due the non-involvement of the parents in the upbringing of these girls. Unlike what we had back then where most mothers were full time house wives and were fully involved in nurturing the girl child to become respectful and responsible wife materials.

Again, all I see in all these is immaturity in most guys who don't understand what marriage is really all about otherwise you wont see a good wife material and still come here chasing shadows by asking if you can date her. No, don't date her, go and date those small rotten girls who are your age mates that will not allow you to say one before they say ten due to "feminist" bushit. Misplaced priorities.

Ndi Uchu.

Hypocrite

Nigeria has always been such a big joke, I heard he had sleeping sickness.

Uncle93:
Boy get out of here! Ure just a freak trying to justify his obsession .. I pity the poor girl you'll eventually get married to someday.! Weak boys

I argue with facts not feelings

Uncle93:
Boy get out of here! Ure just a freak trying to justify his obsession .. I pity the poor girl you'll eventually get married to someday.! Weak boys

Real smart men don't get married bruh.

Uncle93:
You're forverrr a simp! You cant fight it.. Its in the blood. You called someone a simp yestday and today Youre admitting to be one. Lol nicee...

Every redpiller was once a simp. It's a gradual process. I trust that in no distant time, you'll be seeking redpill knowledge.

Even Akpabio defected to APC, Even Umahi did. I won't be surprised if a fake political office promise moves him to APC. Politics in Nigeria is a big monumental joke. No ideals, no party values, no standards. It's all about power and who wields it.

Uncle93:
I am not trying to win this drag with you because you're not worth it.. Youre just a kid with masturbation issues.. Yet you can call people simps? That why I said nairaland gives a lot of people balls. Imagine a kid posting about his obsession with mastubation and prostitutes online.

Yeah, I own it. I was once a simp with masturbation issues. Now I'm a smart dude with massive potential. That's why I'm trying to learn more and use my knowledge to save the simps and future simps like you.

P.s Even Jeffrey Toobin masturbated on TV and he's way smarter and makes more money than you who has never done it before.

Uncle93:
You claimed it was 2 years ago and you were a teenager with baby brains but now ure a very big boy with big brains. Impressive.. But unfortunately . ure still stuck in ur teens and addicted to masturbation because 8 months ago .. June 2020. You still posted about mastubation and sleeping with prostitutes instead of dating girls. You need help bro

Wrong, I posted that it's more economical to masturbate and sleep with prostitutes than it is to keep a girlfriend or a wife which is just a long term prostitute. Those are facts not opinions. Reading my old posts just show that you're all up in your feelings little dude.

Work on your comprehension, work on your spelling. Its spelt "masturbation" not "mastubation"

Uncle93:
A year ago.. You created a thread in which i just attached the sreenshot below .. Asking people for help if masturbation casuses weight lose because you have been masturbating for 7 months straight.

Yes it does , everytime you masturbate. You lose zinc and other nutrients. You hair growth becomes weaker and ur brain is less active . youll be dull and shattered. So when ur brain is dull from excessive matsubation.. Ull be dumb ofcourse

Isn't that post more than two years old? Then I was a conflicted simp, naive, teenager just like you. Since TRP, I've become more intelligent, more self aware and more financially productive.
Since TRP surfaced, I've understood how to control sexual urge etc. Good luck trying to use that to shame me. It's not something I did hideously man, it was all part of my growth phase. TRP taught me to overcome masturbation. No big deal.

Aren't you just dumb, science says that masturbation is healthier and safer than conventional sex. What's the difference between an orgasm from masturbation and an orgasm from sex. All that talk about losing nutrients are wrong and untrue. Even if it were to be true, I'm smarter and probably make more money than you.

Uncle93:
Go and mastubate .. Youre getting late for this morning session .. Its even good you did a write up to let people know that you love masturbating than sleeping with a girlfriend. Freak boy!

Work on your spelling, work on your logic, work on your comprehension. Lol. Provide a quote where I said in actuality that "I love masturbating than sleeping with a girlfriend" If not spare your little brain cells remaining and go get an education.

Uncle93:
Youre obsessed with masturbation .. No wonder u dumb

While I don't care about your accusation which is wild and wrong, your inference is terribly ignorant. Can you provide a scientific proof that masturbation makes someone dumb? If not you're the real dumb person

Uncle93:
Gay mother fcker said he rather masturbates or fck prostitutes

Calls me gay and then proceeds to say I have sex with prostitutes, even when the post you quoted says nothing about your accusations. You're now making stuff up to get at me and that shows you have the thought process of a woman, worse still a child. Weak bitch move, bitch move bro.

Uncle93:
Old enough to slap ur father for not teaching u manners. !! Werey dey try to sound so mature ..! For ur mind now u gave a savage resposnse. Bicth pick a struggle

How many times will I correct your spellings, it's spelt "bitch" and not "bicth." Again how old are you?

Uncle93:
Chicken head. You replied 30 mints after i commented and ure still the one asking if i never sleep ? Lmaoooooooo lol lol. Who raised these dumb children? Werey!

If you were asked to diss someone to save your family from a mass murdering.. Naso them for dey curse u for letting them down.! Dry brain

You're so boring bruh. "Dissing someone to save your family from a mass murdering" That's the idea and humor of a 12 year old. How old are you?

Uncle93:
Simp .. Ok? U must feel so satisfied now.. I sure sey calling people simps na ur super power .

Bros you never sleep?

Uncle93:
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Lol lol lol im using you to catch cruise and ure here so serious and focusedddd ! Get the fuckkkkk !! These kids eehn

Simp

Uncle93:
Lmao! This isnt a competition or a drag go sit your ass down and digest the information. Oh and about the spelling correction, at least youre usefull for something. And boy i don't care if this is ur first post on nairaland or not so stop announcing.. !

I dispelled every word in your so-called information into an unfounded statement, that's why you have no valid surrebutter against me.
Now, stop sucking up to these women, you'll gain nothing. Oh and it's spelt "useful" not usefull.

Reex12:
STFU. How is it simping,he simply stated a personal observation and your screaming simp sonhow then did he simp.

smh

You kids need to understand the redpill before going about giving false representation

Yeah he gave a simp observation

Uncle93:
Y'all motherfkers actually created a profile on a faceless forum and start attacking anyone u don't feel okay with their post calling them simps? Simp here simp there.. Y'all fckers are the real simps.!!

Real niggaz are silent / low-key. They just observe and scroll through post. Not all of you kindergating super stars feeling like a real nigga by commenting simp up and down everywhere. Fck outta here son!

You came to romace section instead of going to business section and still have a problem with romance discussions? I wonder how u got here in the first place fuu , no sense of direction may be? Omaale

Dear White Knight.

1) Scroll through all my posts, you'll find that this might be the first time I'm actually using the word simp objectively on NL.

2) If you find nothing wrong with a bunch of grown ass men having a perfectly unintelligible discussion on whether a woman's clothedness or unclothedness is attractive, then you're more than a simp, you're a fool.

3) You're too woman-inclined to tell me what a "real nigga" does and doesn't.

4.) It's spelt "Kindergarten".

SmellySperm:
see as una dey gather here reason vagina people matter..

I swear bruh, this is the idlest talk I've seen in my life. Simps never disappoint.