₦airaland Forum

Stevengerd:
She deh give u green light, aside that are you a producer?

Yeah, but Im just doing preliminary mastering, im not into deep lying production yet.

Lalas247:
yes its wrong
ask the guy who did 24months in prison

only if u two both have the same banter...but I guess most guys won't mind if a lady does that but if a Guy grabs a ladies butt, it may not end well

So what if I grab your own, will it end well?

AnthonioAlsaid:
see this guy ooo

you nor do mummy and daddy play when you small?

tap hers back mehn! if you lucky you guys might be recording something else in that studio.

Hahaha. Bro I dont want to be suspended yet.

Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha

Your colleague na my pesin, I love smacking guys' bumbum.

Babe, If you think you are a good smacker, go and touch Buhari's bumbum, you go no say Bamboo strong pass Plastic.

Watsup Nairalanders, Something's been itching me almost a week now. In the studio where I work, there's a particular girl who is fond of slapping my chongo. Each time I finish doing a recording, she just comes and tap it so unromantically. I can recall back in secondary school, a boy who delibrately slapped a girl's ass as a bet, was flogged openly by 15 female students. From that day I knew I had to avoid a girl's backside, no matter how tight the space. As far as I know, my bumbum is as strong as Pepsi bottle. Is this babe giving me greenlight?
Nairaland ladies, Nairaland guys, What do you think?

Sholaqe:
I entered this post expecting to see some of Efe's lines lol

Lol. His lyrics wont bother to stay inside my head

Laveda:
Why is Tekno's name not there?

His own lyrics, I wont be able to spell it. lol

7&8 Nnamdi Kanu

8&9 Buhari

4. Tinubu and all the thieves

0- Lai Mohammed

daveP:
Finally!! I've seen a brother in arms!! Crappy lyrics and they all claim to emulate the late afrobeats legend. what a misplacement!! If you can't write rhymes that makes sense, then sing a story that gets across sensibly. For now, Nigerians are still blinded by beat beat beat.

Yeah sure bro, Thats why Tuface and Fela are legends. Current Artistes are fads

Explorers:
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.

When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette.

He said “I have nothing else to live for.

I can’t go on,” then the sound of a gunshot.

After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide.

How did they know?

Who Paused the record player?

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Being a regular, cotton-picking and meticulous listener of Nigerian music. I have found out that there are musical lyrics that will resound in the minds of people for the next 70 years. What Pac called the "Theory of honesty in Thuggery". I am also convinced that there are lines which people wont beg for an opportunity to scrap them off the walls of their memories. So I made a ten item list of the whackest lyrics that the Nigerian mic has produced. Here we go


1. Dr.Sid -- "You thirsty girl you need some water
I have a hose
Eh Eh Oya take my hose"
Do you recall this Mavin Song? Jantamanta. Everyone came through on this track, even Korede did. Eventually, this guy dropped a whack verse. The whackness of his verse was crowned by the foolishness of this line. Since 2015, ive been trying my best to understand this line but till today I cant. This Doctor should have studied Music in the University.



2. Lil Kesh -- "After dating for two yearsy
She said I am the coolest..........."
To think that this nigga is a rapper, to think that in this whole song he dropped 8 weak bars, To think that this song was a hit, To think that Patoranking was better than Kesh, To think that Badoo went all activist for this guy. It just makes me want to swallow 4 gallons of adulterated Kerosene. Kesh was poor lyrically on this song. This line is poorer.



3. KCEE -- "I will stand by you
I will stand by you
I will stand by you oh oh oh
I will stand by you"
This is the dumbest chorus by a Nigerian artise. WTF. How can you repeat one sentence for twenty seconds? This shows the unethusiasm, the cluelessness and the lyrical strandedness of this Artiste. I bet Nursery rhymers can come up withy something better. KCEE should go and sing this type of songs at Coronations of spiritualists.



4. Wizkid -- "I want your body sleeping in my bed
.........Wizzy Elenu.... Fashola Elenu
..........Obasanjo Elenu..."
This song looks as though it was a written by a Comedian or worse still, a drunkard. When the title of a song doesnt rhyme with the opening verse, when the verses doesnt have anything to do with the Chorus, when the Chorus and the next verse are unrelated, then the song is misplaced. Banky should have taught this guy the art of songwriting before deciding to take 60% of his earnings.



5. Timaya -- "All my ladies shake up your
bumbum....."
I was 12 when this song was the partyjam, I can recall one day, my mouth unconsciouslyu confessed all the wordings of this song in the presence of my dad. I was given one of the spankings of my Childhood. Thanks to Timaya. I believe this is the kind of song that should be mastered in Jamaica where 14year old Children are fathers of three. It was as though Timaya just finished taking Tramadol before recording thisu song.



6. Yemi Alade -- "Tumbum, Tumbum, Tumbum Tumbum"
I can get virtually nothing from this Chorus, this song as a whole. Yemi Alade is always looking to scare Nnamdi Kanu with her strings of semmingly exorcist lyrics. Hope she is not into money rituals. First it was "Waramboro Saramboro" after I heard "Boolingo", then "Tumbum". I recently heard "Koffi Annan" Imy sure he is already bewitched by now.



7. Harrysong -- "After the reggae play the blues
Make you do as I do
Enjoy yoursef babyboo....."
On a careful and painstaking examination of these three sentences, I see nothing, nothing and nothing in common between them. It was very depressing when Mr.Songz claimed that Kcee was talentless, also claiming that he writes songs for Kcee, I almost fainted. Because Kcee and Harrysong is an accurate undeniable comparison of Nottingham Forest and Eibar.



8. D'Prince-- "Oya come and...
I like the way you
Baby come and...
I know you wan to rip....."
AY couldnt bear it, how can you sing a whole song without completing one sentence? Are you acting porn?? D'Prince should go back to Nnewi and start selling slippers, he is in no way an Emcee.



9. Davido -- "Gucci fall on you
Prada fall on you
Money fall on you"
Davido has always been frustrated when it comes to wording his songs, It could have been far worse if he wrote the song himself.
You can blame him, I used to think his lines are crab because of his low IQ but then I found out that he didnt even have an IQ.



10. D'Prince -- "Take banana till you go yo....."
This guy is always just too brawny. How can you be singing that stupid line for eight times. Wouldnt it sound so amateurish? I believe when Timi Dakolo was in school learning, he was busy jumping fence. What shocks me most is that this song was a hit. This kinda Emcees should learn the Art of Songwriting from the likes of Darey, Omawumi, M.I, Seyi Shay. Cool lyrics add spice to good music. Aforementioned were my dumbest lines feel free to add yours.

Cc: Lalasticlala,

This is injustice... lol. How can you punish a Goat for having sex with a goat.



OP where pics na?

Who said Pastor Joel is controversial? because of a mixup that happened in Houston during the hurricane. Go and read the post-reactions of the flood victims before coming to stain a man's image. Controversial should be apt to describe a Pastor who has a PJ while members are trekking.

A man who refuses sex should be sent to jail for not having a sensitive dick.

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Very unusual to hear a Nassarawa State woman saying "Devil" and "me" in the same sentence. If so Millions of Devils are using Nnamdi Kanu. Stop blaming the innocent devil tho, You did it of your own volition.

next thing we will hear is Chimamanda saying that if the lady was a guy, the plastic surgeons wouldnt have done the surgery. Chimananda can be a fool at times

I heard Anichebe is playing for Beijing Enterprises, thats the worst thing that can happen to a footballer's career. But the worst thing that can happen to a woman is to be used by a man playing for Beijing Enterprises.

All those Katsina corpers will be busy chanting "Yemi Osibande"

Feminists everywhere. Rather than learning how to cook, they would be busy thinking that this post would makeup for the years they spent learning the art of runsgirlism. Mtcheew Morata Hatrick on my mnd

The babalawo that made a song as whack as "Mad Over You" to become a hit song can make those bumps dissapear.

Nice invention, That nigga neeeds to invent a special version for males, so that Teebilz can electrocute Don Jazzy when next Tiwa is doing her cheerful giving





OP, where is the Pic. who will they use to test the shoe.

Looks like the Kinda face Nollywood actresses make when drinking Chioma's blood

God bless Rochas Okorocha.

Nafdac going on strike is like Don Jazzy's 18th sidechic threatening to breakup with him. What does it change? Maybe it makes Biafran flag to have a more sensible colour

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After TY Danjuma has used his herdsman stick and his Shrunken Dick to wipe your back and knack the life out of you. You are now stunning on Nairaland. Better run away from that man, his Penis is blacker than Okigwe Coal.

Most times I see biafrans as hopeless people. God is not even on their side, Satan is not on their side, Nnamdi Cownu has gone AWOL, Father Mbaka is in the Village, Ekweremadu is deceiving them. Biafra will never be