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CelebritiesRe: Davido Mobbed By Fans At Lagos Airport by JayCynic(m): 11:08am On Oct 08, 2019
kenzysmith:
Davido is bigger and better than wizkid i can sing Blow mind off hand including d solo, but i don't even know wizkid joro chorus even after listen to d song like 10 times. Wizkid is over hype. Only impressive wen got featured fact#
Since when was the opinion of a keyboard warrior named Kenzysmith become a fact?
CelebritiesRe: 'No Snakes' T-shirt: M.I Shades Vector At BBNaija Grand Finale by JayCynic(m): 10:39am On Oct 08, 2019
Freemanbobble:
Just imagine this two untalented moda fuckkkers dare Eminem

It will be a tragedy
You think M.I and Vector aren't talented? Simply because they are Nigerians. If M.I was in America, I'm certain he'd be a top 20 rapper, emancipate yourself from slavery bruh. The Eminem you are mentioning is not even the best rapper in America, even some Detroit hiphop heads don't think he's the best rapper out of Detroit. And I hope you know 98% of American rappers are African American people. Minds like you are the reasons why hiphop is stunted in Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: M.I Vs Vector Beef: Who Is Winning And Losing? by JayCynic(m): 11:05pm On Oct 07, 2019
sauceEEP:
Two failed rappers trying to rekindle their dead music career by stirring up a controversy all in a bid to trend and remain relevant.
Failed? Nah, M.I and Vector are one of the most successful rappers in Nigeria and Africa. Faded, maybe, failed-hell no
RomanceRe: Who Is The Best Rapper In Africa- M.I Or Nasty C by JayCynic(op): 1:36pm On Jun 12, 2019
blackaxe78:
grin grin grin grin grin

This must be a joke!


How dare you compare MI to Nasty C,


Nasty C on a realm MI has never attained. The two just dont fit to be compared.


Comparing our own Victor Moses to Argen Robben
Tell me one Nasty C project that is comparable to illegal music series bro, only 1Kid A Thousand Coffins can come close
RomanceWho Is The Best Rapper In Africa- M.I Or Nasty C by JayCynic(op): 1:21pm On Jun 12, 2019
Good Day NL Folks
There has been an argument going on around the african rap scene in recent times. It's the debate of who has been the best rapper to evolve from the continent. Some may say Mode9ine, some will pick Sarkodie, some will give it to ProVerb and some others will go with Casper. While the argument is subjective and personal, there have been two major frontliners in the minds of most hiphop heads- M.I Abaga and Nasty C. They both need no introduction, as they both have conquered the rap genre in their prime. While the new school listeners are saying Nasty C is the best, the OGs don't want anyone in the same sentence with M.I. So I made this thread to know y'all opinions. I am a huge Nasty C fan but when it comes to Jude, I don't see anyone in Africa who can compete. Here's my basis for rating them
Technical Skill - M.I 9/10------Nasty 7/10

Storytelling - M.I 8/10------Nasty 5/10

Flow- M.I- 8/10-------Nasty 9/10

Delivery- M.I 10/10-----Nasty 10/10

Lyricism- M.I 10/10----- Nasty 7/10

Discography- M.I 9/10----Nasty 8/10

So on a scale of 60, M.I has got 54 while Nasty has 48.
And I'm being very lenient with Nasty C.


I desperately need this topic in frontpage so I can get as many opinions as possible. Please mention the MODS
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Photo Of A Medical Doctor And A Nurse by JayCynic(m): 12:39pm On Jun 12, 2019
Slow day for the Mods
Music/RadioWho Is Truly The Best African Rapper- M.I Or Nasty C by JayCynic(op): 12:17pm On Jun 12, 2019
Good Day NL Folks
There has been an argument going on around the african rap scene in recent times. It's the debate of who has been the best rapper to evolve from the continent. Some may say Mode9ine, some will pick Sarkodie, some will give it to ProVerb and some others will go with Casper. While the argument is subjective and personal, there have been two major frontliners in the minds of most hiphop heads- M.I Abaga and Nasty C. They both need no introduction, as they both have conquered the rap genre in their prime. While the new school listeners are saying Nasty C is the best, the OGs don't want anyone in the same sentence with M.I. So I made this thread to know y'all opinions. I am a huge Nasty C fan but when it comes to Jude, I don't see anyone in Africa who can compete. Here's my basis for rating them

Technical Skill - M.I 9/10------Nasty 7/10

Storytelling - M.I 8/10------Nasty 5/10

Flow- M.I- 8/10-------Nasty 9/10

Delivery- M.I 10/10-----Nasty 10/10

Lyricism- M.I 10/10----- Nasty 7/10

Discography- M.I 9/10----Nasty 8/10

So on a scale of 60, M.I has 54 while Nasty has 48.
And I'm being very lenient with Nasty C.



I desperately need this topic in frontpage so I can get as many opinions as possible. Please mention the MODS
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Confirm Status Ads Launch For 2020 (Photos) by JayCynic(m): 2:56pm On May 28, 2019
KendrickAyomide:
shut up Ignoramus. We are the consumers so we have every right to protest. Who raised you
You are a consumer, yes. But it's not as if you're paying WhatsApp to use their services, you are using it for free. WhatsApp is Technically doing you a favor by allowing you to make use of their app, while they make their policies and terms of service, you are to comply to it. You only have a suggestion not an opinion, you have no fucking right to protest. If it was a paid service, then you could have your right to protest.

And by the way who uses "Ignoramus" in 2019?
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Confirm Status Ads Launch For 2020 (Photos) by JayCynic(m): 7:43am On May 28, 2019
All of you that are complaining on how a company chooses to run his own business, if you are not okay with it, why don't you design your own software and run it however way you wish
RomanceRe: Couple's Zanku And Gbe Body Wedding Dance Video Got Nigerians Talking by JayCynic(m): 9:41pm On May 26, 2019
Just take a look at the way Nigerian girls are drooling over a basic dance

I honestly hate the way y'all Nigerian girls go gaga about marriage and weddings, But come at her with knowledge and intellectual stuff, they are always not interested. Come on y'all. there's way more to life than Marriage's bullshit, there's way more to a Marriage than a bullshit wedding dance.
Music/RadioHow Much Does It Cost To Promote Your Music On Radio by JayCynic(op): 1:21pm On May 12, 2019
Wassup NL people,
I'm an upcoming artiste, and I've got some few new releases in the coming months, so I need some information on strategies I could use to promote my music. Also, since radio/DJs are major players in the industry, I was inquisitive on how much it would cost to promote your music on prominent radio stations and some mainstream Jockeys. I'd value any info I'm getting from here as it would help me prepare my budget. Thanks Guys

The MODS could also help push this thread further.
Appreciate
Rap BattlesRe: My Opinion On Hip-hop And Rap by JayCynic(m): 2:34pm On Feb 22, 2019
This is real stuff bro, rap has gone down
HealthRe: Help Nairalanders - Does Masturbation Cause Weight Loss? by JayCynic(op): 3:32pm On Feb 17, 2019
Ikennablue:
Not just lost of body weight, the negative effects of masturbation is innumerable. Try running or jogging for five minutes and you will see what masturbation has done to your legs
I play football every three days and nothing has happened to my legs
HealthRe: Help Nairalanders - Does Masturbation Cause Weight Loss? by JayCynic(op): 10:10am On Feb 16, 2019
modestbrowser:
Lols... You're surely not a masturbator.
No encouraging it, but masturbation doesn't cause any of the following... Masturbation is exactly the same thing as having sex... Though the emotion can be the difference, so op... Do u loss weight having sex?

The only thing masturbation can do to u is lower your self esteem and makes your body takes longer time to produce sperm....
And yes, spern doesn't stop producing.... As long as u eat healthy food you'll always produce sperm... Just as the way you'll always produce saliva as long as u drink water.....


PS.

HIV will make u loss weight though! grin
Thanks for the info. This is a way factual explanation. My self esteem is normal though. Are there any way I can stop my frequency of masturbating?
LiteratureThe Heart Notes by JayCynic(op): 3:43am On Feb 16, 2019
Foreword

This is actually my first story on Nairaland. It might not be the literary masterpiece you are expecting but im going to try as much as possible to bring out my A-game into this stuff. This is a Story of Romance, Wistfulness, Affection, Music, Hustle and Youthful Glow. It is not a true life story, but it's influenced by my life experiences as an up and coming rapper. My major objective of writing this story is not solely to entertain but to try and see how much I can keep things real and portray a real picture using an imaginary pallet. I hope you really do enjoy the story. Also help and mention people too. Happy Reading.


Episode 1

"Job is almost done." Nduke said as he carried out the bucket of White Saclux Paint, now half-filled with a mixture of water and paint blobs to the backyard. He poured out the liquid content of the bucket at the bush behind which served as the general disposal square for dumping refuse in the compound. He went inside and examined the room again from several viewes and angles, he then smiled to himself.

Satisfied with his work and happy that his room would be ready in the next few hours, he locked up and went out to get himself some refreshment, he was on a torn singlet and jean shorts, which were decorated with irregular stains of white emulsion paints. Sitting on the pavement of his apartment building, enjoying his Nigerian ambience of Bigi and LaCasera. He was soaked deep in thoughts- thoughts of his mother back in Calabar, and how she was faring. He had come to Port Harcourt a few days ago from home with a strong will to fulfill his music dreams. Having been stuck for two years by Uniuyo and Unical's refusal to offer him admission, he took it upon himself to move forward by enrolling himself in a music academy, and so began his journey to Rivers State. Although his Mom was initially against his arrangement, he had managed to convince his mother of the course of action he was taking, he knew he was a music prodigy, his mother knew he had super-talent and knowledge when he stepped on music turf, most of his Secondary School classmates were astounded by his ability to rhyme words in a clever manner, not to talk of his tongue-twisting skills, ladies tripped for his unique walking style and his fluent spoken English, and on top of all that, he had a cool, but not excellent singing voice as well. He was nicknamed "Duke-Shakur" by his peers, most of which had gotten admission into the University. Leaving only him and his best friend James to their destinies, especially as they were alike in every aspect.

Now he had raised enough money through the "helpful risks" of bet9ja to help him settle down in a whole new environment. NEVILLE INSTITUTE OF RECORDING ARTS, PH (NIRA) was his dream school- a Scottish founded Music School reputable for it's many reverred talents and exports in the Nigerian Industry. He had spent almost half of his lucky bread to fund his admission into this Institution. The rest of his money was spent on scoring his housing settlement. He had paid the rent on Tuesday, and he still had a tangible amount remaining. His whole week was heavily trafficked by the moving in process, he bought a mattress, rubber tiles, gas cooker, a cupboard, plastic buckets, pots, plates and culinary utensils, a reading table, a standing fan, electric iron and a lot of other stuff he intended to use. After painting, he would go in and start setting everything in order and his room would be fully ready. He had come a long way, he thought to himself, he had come a very long way.


"Hey, Are you Nduka?" she startled him.
"Oh, Hi" Nduke replied, awkwardly surprised. She wore a pink sweater and blue bum-shorts. And on top of those wools, she wore authority and rebuff. He had saw her approaching earlier on, but was too dipped in his thoughts to notice.

"Are you Nduka?" She asked unexpressionedly.
"Yep, but it's pronounced Nduke actually" He spoke as nicely and sweetly as he could.
"Right" she continued with upheld disinterest.

"Well my dad has sent me to give this to you, Yeah, thats your confirmation of payment. It will serve as your rent receipt, and errrr, he also said I should give this to you, that contains the compound rules and regulations."
Nduke collected the two A-4 sized papers and glanced through them with a sharp scroll.
"Okay, Thank You."
"And just look at those snack stuffs, we don't litter the surroundings here ooooo"
"Ooooohh, Sorry I just finished painting the room, so I decided to refresh a little here while the walls get dried."
"Well whatever, you should know that this place is usually put out at 120,000, and we are just absorbing you with your 84K, so you better stay well ooooo" Nduke looked at her face for a moment, and gosh she was dead beautiful as she spoke
"No ooooo, I'm sorry ma" He apologized.
She didn't answer him, she instead turned away with a glorious catwalk.
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HealthHelp Nairalanders - Does Masturbation Cause Weight Loss? by JayCynic(op): 12:20am On Feb 16, 2019
Guys you need to help me out please. I've been on Masturbation for like seven months now, and have gotten addicted to it ASF. I masturbate atleast 4 times a week and sometimes I've got the will to end it, yet the act gets so clingy. But lately I've noticed that I'm slightly losing weight, and my cheeks which used to be chubby it's looking a little bit lean. Could this be a result of frequent masturbation or it's just a normal defunct body effect. Does frequent masturbation cause weight loss?
CelebritiesRe: Prospa Ochimana – You Are Jehova by JayCynic(m): 1:11am On Nov 14, 2018
I love this guy, very talented yet humble personality. First heard the song at Night of Worship in Uyo. Downloading ASAP
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by JayCynic(m): 1:07am On Nov 14, 2018
Guys please help me check scores New Zealand Vs Finland u17 world cup women mk dons Vs brighton
Music/RadioM.I Vs Falz..... Who Is The Better Rapper? by JayCynic(op): 12:23pm On Nov 12, 2018
Here with my guys at the Muson Center and there's a debate that Falz is better than M.I Abaga. Growing up in the Southside, I always thought Jude as the best Nigerian rapper ever, and now that there are many Yoruba guys in this argument, Im thinking maybe their belief is bias and based on tribe. In my opinion, Falz is a good rapper but not yet on Abaga's level, these guys are calling Falz the best on the claim that he is realer and more conscious than M.I. but we all know that no one can beat M.I when it comes to rap. Here's my scale for determining and comparing the better rapper of the two

Lyricism - M.I
Flow - M.I
Storytelling - Falz
Punchlines - M.I
Delivery - Tied
Albums/Mixtapes-M.I

So on my own scale Jude is better than Falz on many standards, and is better. What are your thoughts?
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To "Fever" Video Of Wizkid And Tiwa Savage by JayCynic(m): 1:08pm On Oct 26, 2018
Admin401:
He thinks I read his last post. Lol, looks like we have a comedian in here. Good one buddy.
What a slowpoke

RomanceRe: She Broke Up With Me, Lost Her Virginity, Now She Wants Me Back by JayCynic(m): 1:05pm On Oct 26, 2018
Disvirgin her in the anus then dump her
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To "Fever" Video Of Wizkid And Tiwa Savage by JayCynic(m): 1:02pm On Oct 26, 2018
Admin401:
He said "Nigerian artists trend because of the quality of sexuality in the music videos."
If you dont have enough brain cell to read that short post, then what's the point or engaging you? I only replied to that specific balant sentence.

Go fvck urself, brainlet.
Exactly what I said, you are such a slowpoke.
You didn't notice the word "trend". He said they trend because of sexualized videos, not that they do more sexualized videos than America.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To "Fever" Video Of Wizkid And Tiwa Savage by JayCynic(m): 12:52pm On Oct 26, 2018
Admin401:
Booring over used statement. Nigerians sexualize music pass Americans?
Average intellect is your problem
The point is not that the music video is sexualized, the point is that the music itself is terrible, totally lyricless, no creativity, no inspiration, nothing. Just a string of senseless words and a highly publicised video. That's not good music. Anybody with a sense of reasoning would never go after a blank song because it has an appealing video. The lyrics of music is what makes it immortal and fresh in your mind not the video. Wizkid will never get to Banky's level of ingenuity and maturity no matter how much camera sex he has with Tiwa
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To "Fever" Video Of Wizkid And Tiwa Savage by JayCynic(m):
AK481:
Name one American top musician trending for quality music I will name 5 Nigerian doing same
JCole - Doesn't have an Instagram account, doesn't rap about sexlife or money, but album certified platinum.

Logic - Has never shot an official music video, but "Buried Alive" swallowed the charts. You can never listen to any song by Logic without crying.

Kendrick Lamar - Best rapper in the world, miles better than Offset, Quavo.

Childish Gambino - You already know

Kanye West - Talks about real life issues, has few commercial stuff, but his album is Sick. This is real rap.

These are rappers who are not known for their hairstyles, sexlife, flamboyant behavior,etc but purely for their excellent music. Nigeria has a long way to go.
PoliticsRe: Sorry Atiku, You Can’t Buy Integrity What Is Rotten Is Rotten- Churchill Okonkwo by JayCynic(m): 7:55pm On Oct 17, 2018
Atikulate is rotten, there is a possibility of Revival.
Buhari is lifeless, dead
RomanceRe: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by JayCynic(m): 7:14pm On Oct 17, 2018
Really sad, my first kiss was with an Olosho in a brothel in Uyo.... her lips were very heavy and unromantic... She was smelling of Alcohol and she was under the influence.
WebmastersRe: Bill Gates Says He's 'heartbroken' By The Death Of His Microsoft Cofounder by JayCynic(m): 10:18am On Oct 17, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Paul Allen was a scheming narcissistic scum.
Microsoft is better off without his negative energy.

He brought very little to the table, wasn't keen about innovations because his only interest was just the profitability of the company.
I always thought you were making technical statements, but I've realised that maybe you're just saying all the shitt you're saying to gain cheap credits from Nairalanders. Go do your research again on Paul Allen.
Car TalkRe: 10 Interesting Things You Didn’t Know About Lamborghini by JayCynic(m): 4:59pm On Oct 15, 2018
Still, Ferrari cars are ahead of them when it comes to design and mobility.
PoliticsRe: Kiki Osinbajo Shares Photo With A Man, Says She Is Not Single by JayCynic(m): 4:50pm On Oct 15, 2018
She is not beautiful
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Not Yet A Member Of Our Party Despite Endorsing Atiku– PDP by JayCynic(m):
livelymatilda22:
PDP: There is hunger in the land. APC must GO! We must reclaim Nigeria from APC.

Me: Please which party was in power when Africa China sang "Mr. President"..... "food no dey, brother water no dey...." or when Eedris Abdulkareem sang "Jagajaga"...."Nigeria jagajaga...everything scatter scatter...poor man dey suffer suffer...."?
Which Party was in power when Falz sang:
"This is Nigeria,
Look how im living now
Look how we eating now
Everybody be Criminal"
The impact of this song was so felt that it created a viewership record on YouTube.

At least in OBJ's time Eedris could afford to make a song and promote it for it to hit as it did, but in Lifeless PMB's time, Eedris is somewhere in Kano working in a boutique that can't afford to keep him at 15K a Month, and African Chyna is in Benin Republic selling weed.
CrimeRe: IGP Orders Arrest Of Policemen Over Murder Of UK Returnee In Abuja by JayCynic(m): 3:12pm On Oct 15, 2018
If the Policemen involved are Northerners, I bet you that case is dead before it is even birthed, and the statement is just a fad. How can you prosecute a Hausa policeman when their elder brother is the IGP, and their god-father is the President. Those scums are certainly going to walk away free and continue killing the people they swore to protect. That's the definition of Democracy under PMB

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