Between now and 22nd, let's see what happens, cos they indicated in some other agreement 22nd December, 2021.

The situation in this country can make one hope in anything....

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You are not a virgin!
You want to dump her because she is not a virgin!
You will then go for another girl!
And taste her again!
And dump her again cos she's not a virgin!
And taste another! Then dump her! ×7

The demon in you is gradually taking shape, weldone man. Your judgement is coming!

My advice: Don't start a relationship until you are fully ready to handle whatever disappointment you meet in there and move on.

LOOK AT THIS!

An online vendor, named Princess was complaining bitterly how a dispatch rider disappointed her and lost sales in the process.

A dispatch company, named ELITE RIDE, saw the post, liked it, made a sympathy comment and took a bold step.

A dispatch company, named ELITE RIDE, saw the post, liked it, made a comment "sorry about that ma'am, we can handle your delivery". But as usual, Princess was still angry and doubted ELITE RIDE, as they're all the same.

BUT ELITE RIDE TOOK A BOLD STEP.

The company packaged an EGG in an envelope and delivered it to Princess and said "if we could deliver this egg to you successfully, that shows how we can handle all your deliveries diligently with utmost carefulness".

If you were Princess, would you give ELITE RIDE a second thought?

*PS: NEITHER PRINCESS NOR ELITE RIDE EXIST*

But anyone can use the same strategy with some tweak to build a brand from unknown to known in delivery service and make millions of naira, even dollar ��.

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*MEET JOKE...*

She's from Osun State, the South-Western (Yoruba) part of Nigeria, but lives in Enugu State (Igbo land) and owns a restaurant called Dmala where she sells local delicacies.

She's very good with making *the Yoruba delicacy called Amala* and as a result of that, Amala has become the *primary food/product* served in her restaurant.

Her business is located in *Enugu, the South-Eastern (Igbo land) part of Nigeria* where they have different tastes for food and culture, only a few people know and enjoy eating Amala,

*JOKE HAD TO DO SOMETHING*

*SHE CARRIED OUT A BRAND RESEARCH*

From the research with the help of a brand and marketing team, they found three reasons why people are not showing interest:

1. Most people are not aware of the Amala
2. Few people knew about it but have not tasted it.
3. Some other people didn't find Amala as attractive as their regular food, in terms of taste and look.

*THE PLAN TO TAKE THE IGBOS FROM THE KNOWN TO UNKNOWN*

Joke decided to invest in her product icon - nice packaging and welcoming outlet. She created a promise a did a marketing campaign with an offer.

She also partnered with top Igbo Highlight Musicians for the brand's monthly *Food Exhibition* which promotes the brand's creed: *A taste too goo to waste*

*AND THE IGBOS LOVED THIS EVEN MORE*

Joke decided to add *Igbo ingredients to spice newly developed recipes* giving the customers lots of options while she controlled the choices

*AMALAnsala*
*AMALAuha*
*AMALAonugbu*

*THE RESULT*

After ten months of running with the new strategy, *sales grew by 10X* compared to the previous year.
The Igbos started to appreciate the primary product of her restaurant like never before.
She also added delivery service for those who couldn't visit the restaurant.

In the space of five years, she opened more branches with the same primary food/product and strategy. Making the brand one of the fastest growing restaurant in West Africa.

*PS: NEITHER JOKE NOR DMALA EXIST*

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I use my Twitter app up till now, no VPN, no proxy alteration. I drop tweets, reply watch videos, read news and all I normally do on Twitter...... I don't understand the effect of this ban

That's good.... maybe that will encourage some women to work out their marriage instead of filing for divorce at leisure.
Waiting for Mr World Contest

If you cannot maintain marriage palaver DON'T MARRY! it's far better than divorcing.... I hate that thing.

What is T.G.T?

Na like dis e dey start, very soon you go dey hear I know talk am, no be me promise that!
Don't vote foolishly abeg!

You know, I usually imagine if all Nigeria politicians are like this man, how great would this country be!

Imagine that President Buhari is so good that during his birthday his friends also contribute money to give to youths in business in Buhari's name, how heavenly would Nigeria be.
VOTE HIM COME 2023!

Keep your regrets sir, it does no good. Thank you

A school uniform is supposed to be uniform in a sane country.

Many Nigerians are so delusional when it comes to religious matter.

What is the significance of wearing hijab to schools does it make the students more intelligent and productive than the others?

It is insane how religions meddle with government decisions.

It is mad how people protect religions but in their place of worship (mosque and church especially) neglect their brethren in suffering.

This shouting man was not heard during lockdown that he donated to people in the mosque he worship, but anything related to violence he will show face.

How I wish these poor worshippers can know that nobody is fighting for their rights and embrace peace with their neighbors irrespective of the religion.

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English have died...

Every nation needs functioning and active police units to curb social vices and maintain orderliness in the nation's communities. However, in Nigeria the police units that are meant to protect the people and their rights turn out to be the one violating, molesting and killing the citizens in a crooked manner.

We have called on the government to End SARS, but ending SARS is not enough, we need to let the government know the kind of police unit we need. WE NEED POLICE REFORMATION! Below are some features we need in the nation's Police Force.

1. Every NPF personnel must appear in a decent official uniform not round-neck or T-shirt with "Police" inscription on it, not Ankara or Jean.... but a neat official uniform. Except CID members.

2. No NPF personnel must appear *rass*, dreads, talisman etc does not befit a police officer. We're tired of armed-robbers-looking police officers.

3. Every Police officer must carry a valid ID card and present it upon demand by the citizens when dispensing their services. We have right to know who is questioning us.

4. Every Police officer should be trained for minimum of 1 year before being allowed to carry guns or use tactical weapons. Enough of accidental discharge!

5. Police should be trained to be courteous in their approach to citizens. No harassment of unconvicted suspects, no slapping, no hitting until the citizens is condemned by a court of law. #EndPoliceBrutality.

6. Right to protest is a fundamental human right according to the Constitution, therefore deny the people right to peaceful protest is a violation of the Constitution. It must stop! No shooting of live bullets at protesters

7. Police Officers must be trained on the right of the people while in police school and be made to watch videos of developed countries policing style.

8. Bail must be completely FREE, except stated otherwise by a court of law.

9. Police Surveillance Unit should be established and discharged to monitor Police Officers' activities. It should be an undercover unit to bring to book officers that violate citizens rights.

.........


Please add yours and let us trend #ReformPOLICE, #ENDSARS.

Even though it doesn't solve anything but having someone to say it to you while they mean it is something.

So I say sorry, I understand your pain because I'm almost in the same boat just that I'm not 10years yet!

Being an entrepreneur is hard these days!

Attaching Policemen to individuals is a very wrong concept in the first place, there's no how they (elites) will ever respect the law when they have law enforcers as their henchmen and umbrella-carriers. A divine strategy is needed to rid this country of corruption!

Is it as simple as opening a sachet and pouring it in the mouth
I don't know what to say because I have a million questions for you!

MERCHANDISER:
Did You Call Odumeje a Fake Pastor ? You need to read this !
I see some Christians posting all sorts of bad contents regarding
Odumeje. This is wrong on every sides, because i have come to
understand that pastors are not perfect like we make them to
be.
I had previously chosen to just ignore but let me state that
Odumeje's crime is his inability to not speak English and his love
for casual outfits.
Odumeje has not done half of what your favourite pastors have
done, i hope you are cognozant of this fact, because i grew up in
the church.
While your pastor is buying private Jets, building world standard
edifices and schools that your children cant afford to attend,
Odumeje was giving Money to fire victims, food to the poor and
building roads.
While your pastor was allegedly looking for another female
victim to exploit sexually, Odumeje was showing his wife love
and being a father to his beautiful children.
Were we not here when Pastor Adeboye asked people to donate
1billion each? Were we not here when your GO in Abuja asked
his members to Jump into the cleansing Pool for 50k? Are you
not aware that your pastors sell mantle and olive oil?
While your Pastors move around with Armed men, Odumeje is in
the street mixing with street boys and girls, maybe thats why you
call him a fake prophet.
People that couldnt critisize the COZA pastor are insulting
Odumeje and thats laughable.
Some of your pastors have been banned from entering some
countries because of fraud, are you aware ?
Odumeje dances "in a worldly fashion" but your suit wearing and
English speaking pastor wines and dines with corrupt politicians.
I can go on and on but let me not open fowl nyash.

Things that
will make u a man of God

1: Your relationship with God

2. Your way of life

3: And ur spiritual background. Pls deduct that mindset that
reading ur bible, speaking good English we make u a man of
God

This type of post only come from a brainwashed church member! Enjoy the insanity Bro

Try and study this picture very well!

Tyranny!

"Oro lo"

"Yoo wa"

Ebonyeyes:


You must be a Pastor Charlatan/Heretic/False Prophet or another blind congregant blindly following your blind Charlatans/Heretics/False Prophets.

Just admit you didn't read the post, we know people like you on Nairaland! Always commenting blindly.....

The dead don't shiver, cause they know nothing!

Num1 = int(input("Enter the first number: "
Num2 = int(input("Enter the second number: "

# take the larger number

If Num1 > Num2:
print ('say something')
Else:
print ('do something else')

# Print the result
print("The larger number is: " + Num1 )


Python is case sensitive and don't forget your 4 spaces index.....

Too many bugs in this your mini code!! I couldn't count

What's ASUU significance? What role is the association playing to better our tertiary education scheme?
They fight government only to cater for their bellies!

Just that the tactless people we have up there cannot be trusted to use their brain, why not scrap ASUU, so that they will stop maiming the stability of our University program?

Most lecturers are working in 3 to 4 different Universities, ASUU has nothing to do about that!

I dislike hypocritical association like that of ASUU!

Akunwafor:
lool

Why won't the prophecy fall in place, when global warming has significantly affected climate in the past year.

Australia was on fire a few months ago, some parts of Asia were flooded too.

Using probability, the man knows his prophesy has a good 45% chance of happening.

On a side note: what is with Nigerian religious leaders and their hard on for prophesying disasters.

Why don't they ever see good things happening?

Prophecies are meant to prevent disaster or prepare for it. It's not the prophecies that bring it to pass, it's so as to manage it easily, since it's bound to happen.

But thank God for a nation like Nigeria that doesn't prepare for anything, we always let it come to pass

Jokerman , but it won't be funny sha

Death na death!

OP shut up, there's mourning!