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Islam › Re: A Question About The Black Stone's Silver Casing by jaymichael(m): 5:36pm On Dec 28, 2012
the thing resemble womanliness. na
Family › Re: If Your Spouse Cheated, How Would You Feel? by jaymichael(m): 2:13pm On Dec 28, 2012
chei, that one hard small o to answer, if we want to be truthful to ourselves. except na person wey you don want pursue since na simple straight forward red card. but if na your "ADA OWERRI" and her record dey good in your books, na CONFUSION get you.
Sports › Re: Yobo Replies Odemwingie Over Twitter Comments by jaymichael(m): 2:03pm On Dec 28, 2012
that is exactly the point osazie was trying to point out. see yobo wey be aturu, wey come fade join am, instead of carrying the team dey do aproko so the coach go look him face with favour. yobo want tell us say all is well in our national team? no leader, no captain, no team, no coach, no FA. No be swear I dey swear for una o but make una go disgrace unaself come back quick quick make we rest.
Politics › Re: Rochas Orders Security To Beat-Up Anyanwu For Using Siren by jaymichael(m): 1:51pm On Dec 28, 2012
pro01: I'm not ready to believe an Mbaise woman's deathbed revelations, let alone her account of a contentious incident in which she/her interest was involved, sorry. Dem get as them be, I sabi them plenty.
just as Alex Ferguson once said "if an Italian man greets you good morning, check your time cos afterall, they invented the smokescreen"
Politics › Re: Rochas Orders Security To Beat-Up Anyanwu For Using Siren by jaymichael(m): 1:45pm On Dec 28, 2012
outrage: Haha!! Chai, story story! Storyyyyyy!
Abi, reminds me of a Bart Simpson episode I watched many years ago.
Politics › Re: Gumi's Response To Kukah's Speech At Yakowa's Funeral by jaymichael(m): 9:59am On Dec 28, 2012
ITbomb: Have someone notice that ever since that reprisal attack on muslim by christians, there have been relative peace in Kaduna.
that's why I love Israel. attack attack attack more attack attack! its better than having to defend yourself.
Politics › Re: Fashola. Must We Do Every Business?” Lagos Fire. by jaymichael(m): 11:16am On Dec 27, 2012
talk about what you know fashola, fire cracker is not contraband. i am a clearing agent. check the CET. for the list of prohibited items. as long as you have police clearance and that of Nigeria anti bomb and all other relevant documents, you are good to clear.
TV/Movies › Re: The Kardashians Or Omotola: Which Reality Show Will You Watch? by jaymichael(m): 10:55am On Dec 27, 2012
what are those? will it be showing on CNN or aljazeera.
Nairaland General › Re: What Have You Gained Through Nairaland In This Outgoing Year 2012 by jaymichael(m): 6:21pm On Dec 26, 2012
PasNet: Closed two deals (installation of a power inverter for home use two 3.5KVA cyber Power inverter to be precise)

Closed a solar back-up installation deal worth #3.5M

Designed two good websites it would have been four but I messed the process up ****My bad***

Hoping to close a government funded solar street electrification deal hopefully in Jan or Feb.

Hoping to create more links and business connections in the coming year
buy us beer na.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by jaymichael(m): 8:05am On Dec 26, 2012
seriously, it is hard for an African man to dey just nice. if you see the one wey nice, just manage am with his fault as long you love him.
Politics › Re: GEJ Attacked By His Facebook Friends by jaymichael(m): 8:15pm On Dec 25, 2012
resign retardeen, you this ogogoro drinking, CASSAVA bread eating, canoe maker son, ijaw man.gee he jay. I no call anybody name o. una bear me witness.
Politics › Re: ACN To Test Merger With Other Oppositions With Anambra 2014 Gov Poll-Ngige by jaymichael(m): 12:32pm On Dec 25, 2012
Them don lose na.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Demolishes N100m Church During Service! by jaymichael(m): 11:50am On Dec 25, 2012
jaymichael: in hades.
take a bus or car going to east. when you get to the middle of river Niger bridge, get down from the bus, go to the edge of the bridge then jump. you will get to lagos, near hades.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Demolishes N100m Church During Service! by jaymichael(m): 11:42am On Dec 25, 2012
BBPREYEgarri: Please where is Lagos?
in hades.
Career › Re: Doctor Abandons Medicine To Be A Pipeline Vandal by jaymichael(m): 11:33am On Dec 25, 2012
BBPREYEgarri: Na wa
you drink ni ? you quoted the whole article just to comment "na wah"
Politics › Re: Otedola In Trouble With Love Child’s Mum by jaymichael(m): 8:25am On Dec 25, 2012
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Christianity Etc › Re: What Gift Will You Give Your Pastor This Christmas Season? by jaymichael(m): 7:32pm On Dec 24, 2012
one private jet.
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Falls Down At Lagos Airport by jaymichael(m): 7:19am On Dec 24, 2012
you dey sleep ni ?
Jokes Etc › Re: All This Crazy Fones With Their Mad Keypads by jaymichael(m): 1:03pm On Dec 23, 2012
predictive text may be crazy sometimes, but I love it. I use it even on my touchscreen phone. you just have to go through your text message before you send.
Culture › Re: Pidgin: The Language Where Question & Answer Are The Same by jaymichael(m): 7:28am On Dec 23, 2012
plendil: It sounds a tad informal, but its very correct.

Consider:

'They will be here soon.'

'So he is coming?'

'Yes he's coming.'




Him go fit finish am? shocked shocked shocked

Him go fit finish am.
them say e no even reach self. them say make them increase am to 3billion
Politics › Re: Yoruba-Men Must Be Proud Of Obasanjo — Aregbesola by jaymichael(m): 7:22am On Dec 23, 2012
@miqos02.
miqos02: bro pls list his actions and deeds that speak for him. i beg u in the name of jesus
port reforms, deregulation of the telecoms sector. he gave the country a sense of direction. He brought in technocrats to man the various sectors of the economy. Soludo, dora, iweala. he is not perfect but he had a blue print on how he wants his government to go, and he followed same with his grit and tenacity. He cleared our foreign debts and left a considerable amount in our foreign reserves. Yaruadua. and Jonathan spent everything and we are even owing foreign debts. The security situation was ok compared to how it is now. point to one good thing that Jonathan has made happen in his administration.
Culture › Re: Pidgin: The Language Where Question & Answer Are The Same by jaymichael(m): 10:26pm On Dec 22, 2012
Q: Our presido dey chop N1.3 billion naira CASSAVA BREAD for Aso Rock? ANS: our presido dey chop N1.3 billion naira CASSAVA BREAD for Aso Rock.
Culture › Re: Pidgin: The Language Where Question & Answer Are The Same by jaymichael(m): 10:17pm On Dec 22, 2012
Sambo want take N16 billion build house? ANS: Sambo want take N16 billion build house
Romance › Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by jaymichael(m): 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2012
why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free.
Culture › Re: What Tribe Do You Like Best And Why? by jaymichael(m): 2:13pm On Dec 21, 2012
DANILSA: AM A TYPICAL IGBO MAN cool I DID WANT TO SAY>REMOVE ISLAM AND SEE HOW GOOD AN HAUSA MAN IS< wink
those guys come across as the most sincere and nicest tribe, save for radicalism. you are correct.
Politics › Re: FG Bans Foreign Cars For Ministries, Departments And Agencies by jaymichael(m): 8:49am On Dec 21, 2012
so what will now become of foreign cars in the possession of the MDAs ? does that mean that they will decommission all of those and and spend scarce funds on the procurement of new vehicles? they should have been allowed to continue using the foreign vehicles but banned from procuring same. any new procurement will be Nigerian made, with time, the foreign vehicles will be phased out without the need for expensive total replacements.
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by jaymichael(m): 1:35am On Dec 21, 2012
Remember complete sports? Mikel DAZZLES, Chelsea WINS. Mourinho HAILS SPECTACULAR Mikel. Eagles Star SHINES in Chelsea win over westham. (all these na when Mikel play only 5 minutes).
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by jaymichael(m): 1:24am On Dec 21, 2012
cameronese: Who Finger.ed Her noww?? Or is it group finger.inghuh shocked grin huh
finger.ed? yeepa! she enjoy am? na when the sextape dey come out?
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa On “Why Men Are Morons” by jaymichael(m): 8:26pm On Dec 20, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilxqlFy7g1qinvcko1_400.gif This 40year old retired ashawo has killed us men o!! So because we no gree marry her fairly very used yansh, she categorize us as morons..


Akuna angry
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Nairaland General › Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by jaymichael(m): 7:54pm On Dec 20, 2012
Explosion ROCKS Kaduna, 10 FEARED DEAD.Explosion ROCKS Kaduna, 10 FEARED DEAD.Explosion ROCKS Kaduna, 10 FEARED DEAD.

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