₦airaland Forum

looks unhealthy compared to yvonne Nelson that we used to know.

lucky Dube and Bob Marley

sebi them say love is blind. but except like say this love dey see road count money.

Don't try to change that girl from the person GOD created her to be. She may have all the good things that will make her a perfect partner for you. All those issue of she not dressing fine, are just superficial.you make think that you want her to "tear eyes". and after she tear eyes finish, make you no fit contain her again. all the persecution you suffer from your mother are just temptation that will pass if you remain steadfast. you remember Job in the bible, the devil even used his wife to tempt him, he did not curse GOD and die cos he remained steadfast and know where GOD is taking him to.

THAT IS THE PLAN. AFTER THREE YEARS, HE TAKES OVER FROM FERGUSON.

info: But there's lighter to replace that

na true o. ok matches and lighter.

I love Howard Webb, he can play any wing.

person go chop all these nonsense? when nkwobi, ogunfe, suya, bush meat, point and kill, etc etc etc... dey there. I trust African people we no dey chop nonsense.

matches. try imagine your world without it.

Na father dey get pikin.

dhrey: see dis fool.do u think every brain wil b empty as urs.is because of u nitwit dey post d topic,just 2 knw hw relevant d guy is.ode

I don't know if you are frustrated, (but your attitude seems to point to that effect) but one thing that I know is that I AM NOT THE CAUSE OF YOUR PROBLEM. ADVICE: go to Aso rock or Alausa to vent your FRUSTRATIONS.

Prof Corruption: It sounds more of a business than marriage.

What is not business these days? even religion.

I don't understand anything here o

yes

ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THE IGNORE BUTTON DEY?

GOD bless you oga, a point that I have maintained all along. we don't need bi cameral legislature.

the 13% derivation nko? what are you doing with it, abeg make una go drink ogogoro and go sleep jare. see what other state government are doing with little they get from the oil allocation.

MTCHEEEW! I know why I hiss.

the stun guns should be used along with other handheld close combat weapons like high calibre pistol etc. Using a long range assault rifle like AK47 as standard issue is a technical flaw. Using such automatic assault rifle in a close and metropolitan and crowed city is a licence for disaster cos how should policemen arresting a man and threatening to shoot the person less than six feet in front of them with a weapon that has a range of 800 meters? if they shoot, what do you think will happen to other people around? worse of all, the policemen are not adequately and properly trained in weapon handling and safety procedures. if an operation requires more sophisticated weapons to be deployed, there should be a special unit maybe like the mobile police to handle such operations. As long as the current status quo remains, there will still be accidental discharges and stray bullet killing and injuring innocent victims. I think the police also need a standard operation rule book, like an operational brochure that stipulates how policemen should act and behave in specific situation and circumstances.

ypzilanti: You are kidding, right? At least once a day. This is where I learn what she eats, who she is sleeping with, her career choices, etc. I have become a Tonto Dike expert by just being a member of this forum. I want to start a thread titled:

WHAT I LEARNT ABOUT TONTO DIKE FROM LOGGING ON TO NAIRALAND

...wonder if that will make frontpage too.

I can bet my black and white TV that it will.

CrazyMan: I said it yesterday that Nigeria is a joke...I guess I was right.

if this kind of thing happened in India, I wouldn't have bat an eyelid. Afterall you ll hear "AN INDIAN MAN MARRIES HIS PILLOW, AN INDIAN MAN MARRIES HIS DOG, AN INDIA WOMAN MARRIES A SNAKE" etc etc....

this joke is too long. haba!

with this thread, I PREDICT A RIOT! I PREDICT A RIOT!!

@op, whatever you are drinking, I don't know the name but one thing I know is that its not good for you. switch to "ori malu"

lion dey for Nigeria? for zoo or for yankari game reserve?

so you can blow gan. with the shape of your mouth, one can easily tell you ll do a great job.

[color=#550000][/color]Islam allows it. I think some say mohammed married a 9 year old girl.

There is no evidence that they are smuggling the arms into Nigeria other than they were in Nigerian territorial waters. Worst case, they are trespassing. where and for whom the arms are destined for? though the whole world know say those Russian people na baba for gun running.

This Abati guy again?

JOKES section please.