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This isn't too bad na! Many places in Lagos is worse than this.

Tell me, something is definitely not right here. A pastor wearing "the head of medusa" is he in league with the "dark kingdom" or is he plain ignorant (whichever I doubt) as a 'pastor" he should be able to decode.

Moneyhatesme:
Are u sure. Its not working for me

Make sure your internet is working. You can restart your phone and try it again. I quickly downloaded the 4.8 version when I read here that it works. When it wasn't working, I switched my phone off and on and it worked one time.

Rooted with kingroot 4.8 https://www.sendspace.com/file/3cscqq I downloaded it here.

When Buhari was a Major General.

Jokers! The way people carry partisanship politics for head these days, e strong pass religion o!

Bbsharon, Believe 2 things, 1. those guys that say that bottle contained some other (things) other than coke. One ACTIVE INGREDIENT it may contain is some capsules of TRAMADOL.
2. Believe me when I say that guy has no intention to come to that hall to read.

Respect people's culture, tradition, Creed, religion and thoughts.

So this Kenyan don chop $50,000 just like that. How those guys no go get stamina when they spend all their time chasing and hunting lions and wildebeests.

Better in terms of what indices? I ll choose Asaba over Benin city. I like Asaba far more than Benin city.

Airforce1:
op stop telling lies

The price of that Rolls Royce car is no where close to 215million naira you quoted.



But why person go buy flashy cars for rented apartment

Me too come dey wonder o wether the car can fly someone to heaven like "KEKE ELIJAH"

The foundation of her makeup is solid enough to carry the UBA building @Marina.

porchster:
This is to inform all Glo subscribers that the 1.5 gig data bundle introduced to android phones users is totally a scam!

I ignorantly purchased Glo sim card to enjoy the awoof offer of 1.5gig for #1000 from Glo, to my greatest surprised I discovered that; I can't download,surf on net. Even when I called customer care line for about 3 times to fix the probs, they were unable to provide any solution to it.

Have been so devastated and angry with myself for been deceived.

Moreover,Sometimes when I on the data connectivity both the 2G and 3G network won't appear for 10-20 mints, even when it appears, it will be as useless as not switching on the data connection.

At first I thought the problem was with my phone, not until I tried other network especially Etisalat, that I now discovered that Glo scammed Nigerians.

I don't know if they reduced the speed of the network? or something else. The most annoying part is that, my data will soon expire in few days time and I still have about 60% of my data still hanging(unused).

Set data connectivity to 3g only. or WCDMA only.

omolola15:
Sometimes you'll have to compete with wires to climb some stairs. Something needs to be done about this. But how will people be thinking someone deliberately put a building on fire self. Some comments here are nonsense.

You are absolutely right.

omolola15:
I work at computer village. And I was there when the fore started. And I spent almost 1 hour there. But this op must be very stupid for spreading fake news. The fire was not in computer village. It was the building where car spear parts are sold at the back of the post office.it's along medical road. Anyone that knows computer village very well will know where I'm talking about. I closed at the office almost 8pm because we all went to look at the fire.

It's closer to the post office than computer village. Is every part of ikeja computer village ? I come tire for this mumu op ooo.

And just seeing these myopic moronic cave migrants (who cannot even point out Ikeja on the map of Lagos) ranting and lamenting that they have deliberately burnt the market which "they" control.
Seriously, something has to be done about the indiscriminate and haphazard running of electric wires in those "plazas" or rather shops. There is this plaza on Otigba street with spiral staircase where I used to buy "magnet" earpiece from a guy upstairs, You need to see how those shops at the back of the plaza run all sort of naked and badly or barely tapped wires, fear go catch you. It was last year I was thinking about it and I pray that this is not an electrical disaster waiting to happen.

Very funny.

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Na how many chairman PDP wan get?

pretydiva:
Basketmouth is so dumb in his reply. D man didn't said he had no money,he was only asking on how to secure a visa.

He should learn to read n assimilate well b4 replying

Basket mouth dumb? That means the guy thinks with his anus.
Them dey price "agbo jedi" for panel beater workshop?

englishmart:
that wasn't funny. That was a euphemistic insult. The man said he has his money. He wasn't begging that basket for free visa

That is no insult, it was an Epic Emphatic reply, since when had Basket mouth turned Consular Officer?

crixtex:
No.. No.. No... everyone has to right to association. .Please. .. because the Dongoyaro figure head at Aso rock does it, doesnt mean Dickson should. .. Please sor forgive them......

The civil service principle of neutrality demands that civil servants are suppose to stay politically neutral and shun partisan politics unless you retire or resign your position. This should however affect both the ruling party and opposition party civil servants who violates the rule.

kizolo:
Finally settled for Gionee S plus. Bought the phone today for 40k.

Please, can I use the Glo BIS 1k subscription on it? If No, someone should please recommend a cool data package I can use for this phone.

Yes, you can. Use mtk ENGINEERING TOOL to change your IMEI no. use bb imei generator to generate bb imei. Then create new APN with APN as blackberry.net.
In the alternative to the above, you can subscribe to GLO 1.5gb for 1k Just dial *777# and select the data service, select but data, select monthly, then select 1k for 1.5gb

vedaxcool:
A simple google would have revealed to morro.n Bruce that india pays subsidy on kerosene.


Government caps kerosene subsidy at Rs 12/litre, LPG at Rs 18/kg

Kerosene through public distribution system (PDS) is sold at Rs 14.96 per litre against the actual cost of Rs 29.91. The difference between the two, Rs 14.95 per litre, is termed as under-recovery or revenue loss.
While the government will provide Rs 12 to meet most of this, the remaining Rs 2.95 will be borne by oil producers ONGC and Oil India Ltd, he said.


http://m.timesofindia.com/business/india-business/Government-caps-kerosene-subsidy-at-Rs-12/litre-LPG-at-Rs-18/kg/articleshow/48421993.cms

And to add to that, India could afford subsidy because it isn't a mono-economy like Nigeria whose revenue is based mostly on oil revenues which had since plummeted past "critical level" Nigeria cannot afford subsidy at this time, even if it wants to. This is really a wake up call for us to diversify the economy, maximise tax opportunities, not just reduce but eliminated wastage by both the government and the citizens. We should start by curbing electricity and power wastages, switch off your lights, appliances and electronic gadgets when not in use. Prepaid meters should be made available to all electricity subscribers for effective power consumption monitoring. We should turn off taps when not in use and also avoid water wastages. You will be amazed how much you save monthly when you employ simple management methods to curb gas, kerosene, diesel, petrol and other wastages. This is really a time to tighten our belts to move this nation forward.
#IloveNaija.

jmichlins:
when did women begin get trouser

When men began wearing earrings, nose rings, jerrycurls, braids etc etc
##whispering....or are you among those 'sissy' guys wearing female stuffs?

Kcee wey no sabi dress. What's with all these males wearing female trousers these days.

AyamConfidence:
onions in ogbono soup?? *picks shoes and runs away

Yes, grind it very smooth, it enhances the flavor (aroma) of the ogbono soup x4.

Mortiano:
please nairalanders, anyone with useful information on how to stop airtel cutting my airtime credit anyhow they want, they said I subscribe to 791, for ringbact tunes, or something like that, so ever since, any money I loaded, they will cut it, sending me anyhow message that have for 5days, 10 days, 15days,.....
I really piss off, I don't want to abandone the line, worst off is that I tried to call d customer care, but it can only speak the language I cannot understand, hausa precisely
please anyone with useful information should help me out
thank you

Text STOP to 791 to deactivate airtel ring back tone.

Do you know this is nairaland.com?

ernecy:
what is the exchange rate of cedi to a naira sef??. e fit be say all that cash no reach 3000Naira..lol

The awkward moment when you don't know that one Ghana cedi is about seventy naira (#70)
#unbelievable, right?

freshvine:
I do accept the fact that people change. But this is a calculated agenda designed to brittle my womanhood. As callous and unmitigated as it is, I'll never cow to any improper conduct of a draconian hubby.

I just need my hubby, home back.

When he was serving you breakfast in bed and tying your shoelaces, you don't see it as archaic and your brain did not tell you that to whom much is given, much is expected. You are just SELFISH nothing else, you don't deserve his kind of man.

Honestly, if it were to be me, I would COLLECT my change. Since the #500 is not budgeted for as "dash"
Come to think of this, #500 saved daily in a "kolo" makes a whooping #180,000 in a year.
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