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misspicy:
In a Nigerian family setting,every child is mandated to do chores to keep the house clean and sparkling so things can move smoothly,some chores are classified as feminine while some are for the masculine gender to do,but in a situation where only a gender dominate in a family the children are forced to do all the chores whether feminine or masculine...

Below are 5 masculine chores i did as a female child

1) car washing : washing of cars is seen as a male duty but i did it though am a female,because we had no male adult except dad..inshort i bet no guy on nairaland can wash car inside out as well as i can

2) clearing of compound : this is weeding of grasses especially during rainy season so everywhere can look clean....this is a chores i do every last saturday of the month,inshort i don't think any nairaland guy can handle hoe and cutlass like me

3) slaughtering of livestock : slaughtering of sunday chicken is a regular routine for me,now imagine me killing the christmas goat ...though this is a masculine chore,i bet some nairaland guys are afraid of catfish which i slaughter for dinner pepper soup everyday

4) jeans washing : you all know how stubborn jeans trousers and skirts are,i remember how i do scrub dad's jeans every laundarying saturday....



5) shoe polishing : shoe polishing is a chore i will not forget in a hurry,my dad's black and brown shoes always got a shine every morning,most times i tell friends about this,they have this suprised look on their faces ...i know the best brand of polish for shoes but am not gonna tell you all

So guys,what are the feminine chores you did while growing up or are still doing,ladies lets see masculine chores you all did too....leggo

The best brand of polish is kiwi. For neutral color is palc liquid polish. We know that one.

autotrader014:
Sharap dere ignoramus.. dis is why people like [me will die in fooly

A lot of people are mad. Some are roaming on the streets, some on NAIRALAND. This fool is a classic example of their latter.

seaboyzen:
yes u can change it.

With mobile uncle or with which app?

Please can anyone confirm if the IMEI number can be changed without rooting?

That is customs plane. It is not a private jet, neither is it presidential jet.

For the past 17 years, it has been a kind of
graveyard silence for the three warring factions
contending the title of Eze Ndigbo of Oyo State
when the Igbo Community Development
Association ‘crowned’ Dr. Alex Anozie. The three
factions were led by Dr. Alex Anozie, Chief James
Nduka Oramadike and Chief Alloy Obi.
Each of them had been laying claim to the title
and this has led to serious legal battles. Though,
the battle for recognition subsided shortly before
the 2015 general election as the factions came
together to drum up support for the former
president at Obafemi Awolowo Stadium, all
parties later withdrew into their nests, sharpened
their swords and dusted their armour for fresh
crisis.
Of the three, Dr. Anozie has been brandishing a
court judgment by Justice Mashud Abbas of Oyo
State High Court on February 18, 2014 which
recognised him as the rightful holder of the title.
The court declared that Anozie is the subsisting
Eze Ndigbo of Ibadanland and Oyo State, having
been democratically elected and sworn-in into
office by the Igbo Community Development
Association in 1997 on the authority of the
Ohanaeze Ndigbo in 2000.
As he approached the state High Court, he
sought a declaration that all steps taken by Chief
Alloy Obi and his group who were claiming the
title of Onyendu Ndigbo were contrary to Igbo
customs and tradition, and the constitution of the
Ohanaeze Ndigbo, and thereby null and void, and
thereby sought an order of the court setting aside
all acts and steps by the defendants towards
selection and proposed installation of Chief Obi
as the Onyendu Ndigbo of Ibadan and Oyo State.
In 2009, the crisis reached the crescendo as
those who were sympathetic to Chief Obi
allegedly came together and claimed to have
removed Anozie. The claimant also sought an
injunction restraining the defendants whether by
themselves, their servants or agents, from
installing Obi as Onyendu, and an order of
injunction restraining Chief Obi from pronouncing
or parading himself as the Onyendu Ndigbo of
Ibadan and Oyo State.
However, after listening to the facts and
circumstances of the case as presented by
counsel to both concerned parties, the court
identified some issues for determination.
The third issue identified for determination was
whether Eze Anozie having been removed as the
Ezendigbo of Ibadan and Oyo State in 2009 had
the right to challenge the election and
inauguration of Chief Obi as the Onyendu of
Ibadan and Oyo State. All these issues were,
however, resolved by the court in favour of
Anozie, after which the judge went ahead to grant
the relief sought by the claimant.
While granting the prayers of the claimant, the
court ruled that there could only be one Onyendu
Ndigbo for one community, and that the claimant
is the one for Oyo, having been duly so
proclaimed by the Igbo community in Oyo State
in a communiqué issued on September 30, 2000.
The court also declared that all acts and steps
taken towards the selection of Chief Obi were
contrary to the Igbo customs and tradition and
the constitution of Ohanaeze Ndigbo, and
therefore granted an order setting aside all the
steps and acts which led to Obi’s purported
selection as the Onyendu.
Finally, the court granted an injunction restraining
the defendants, whether by themselves, their
agents or servants from installing Obi as
Onyendu of Ibadan and Oyo State, and the one
restraining Obi from parading himself as such.
While speaking with Vanguard yesterday in a
telephone interview, Dr. Anozie said as far as he
is concerned, since the court has ordered the
other groups to desist from parading themselves,
anybody promoting them to flout the court
judgment is not a friend of the country.
“Anybody I am referring to could be radio,
television, government and even me. I learnt that
the other side has appealed the judgment of the
State High Court, they should wait for the
outcome of the appeal. It should also be noted
that when you appeal a judgment of a lower
court, it doesn’t mean the judgment no longer
subsists. It subsists until the appellate court says
otherwise. The truth is bitter but it is good to tell
the truth. Both of us in the crisis presented our
evidences before the court and the court having
weighed the evidences and pronounced me as the
holder of the title,” he said.
As Anozie is slugging it out with his opponents in
the state, the national leadership is also giving
him grey hair. Recently, his camp accused
Ohaneze national leadership of instigating crisis
in the state. It called the attention of the national
body to the fact that the court “ordered
everything about the Igbo General Assembly (IGA)
, including their acts, steps taken by the group
and the South-East Traditional Rulers null and
void, and restrained Chief Aloy Obi from parading
himself as the Onyendu Ndigbo of Ibadan and
Oyo state.”.
His group alleged that the recent visit by “one
person who called himself the Deputy President
of the Ohaneze Worldwide, by name Ogochukwu
Onyema”, who allegedly said something that
eroded the court ruling, and claimed to have
spoken on behalf of the Ohaneze national body.
“If it is true that they are the ones who sent one
Ogochukwu Onyema to Ibadan on 15th of
August, 2015, to come and say all what he had
said, then they need to take caution . We are
responsible peace-loving citizens of Nigeria who
so much believe in the rule of law, and that is
why we tolerated so many provocations since
many years now, and we have continued to allow
the judiciary to help us sort things out peacefully.
Oyo state is peaceful and we want it to remain
peaceful”.
“We are aware of the antics of the very person
who has been the brain behind all these problems
since all these years; he would want to drag
everybody that matters into this controversy,
including the South-East Traditional Rulers and
Ohaneze national body, whom we expected to
play a justified fatherly role in this issue.”, they
said.
Vanguard learnt that the judgment of the High
Court has been appealed and pending the
determination of the suit, the last has not been
heard about the crisis.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/three-factions-contesting-eze-ndigbo-title-in-oyo/

It doesn't matter to me who chairs what committee. The house is for both APC, PDP and other minority parties. If he had acted within the purview of his powers as the speaker, there shouldn't be any unnecessary rancour. It is purely a legislative matter.

SmokingGunZ:
. All these NL girls that are so materialistic.

I've been home for the holidays for over 9 weeks. All my little savings have been dissipated.

I'm scared of approaching a girl cos i usually dont have any tangible cash on me.

Ladies, why wont you take a guy serious if he doesnt spend on you?.
It's nerve racking.

Guy, bone babes for now. focus on hustle. If even babes begin hear your own now, how you want take remove levels take hustle (if na blue collar hustle you see) .
#ThisIsNotDiscouragement
#ThisIsReality.

Interesting, good luck to him.

Simplicity is cool and classy.

ECOTERRORS:
There is a season for everything, this is my season to bow out, I'm tired of the fights, love, curses, betrayals, bickerings, shouting, abuses and engaging in a lot of things that I can't do in real life.


Nairaland has given me a platform to express myself and make cool friends that impact positively on my life offline.


My gratitude to mizmycoli, ladyx, tonyebarcanista, francizy, whynotthetruth, gaborone, midolian, agarawu23, omenka, mogidi, candyrain, ozoaekpe, lalastclala, beremx, empress2014, meforyou and others who make politics section lively.




I will continue to oppose APC even in the afterlife because their CHANGE is a BIG SCAM


Fear Islam.




Provacateur will also be deactivated.

Wetin be "bow out"? you want go "kpai"? if yes, hope you don repent.
#OverAndOut.

As the face-off between the Deji of Akure, Oba
Aladetoyinbo Aladelusi, and the leader of the Igbo
community in the town, Mr. Gregory Iloehike, is
yet to be resolved, the monarch has banned the
title of ‘ Eze Ndi Igbo ‘ in Akureland.
The Deji also ordered the title to be reviewed and
replaced with a non-controversial honorary tittle.
These were a few of the conditions given by the
monarch to end the crisis and also to allow Igbo
traders the freedom to continue operating their
businesses in the community.
The traditional rulers dethroned the Igbo leader
last week and stopped his followers from
operating their business following an alleged rude
behaviour by Iloehike to the Akure paramount
ruler at the Deji’s palace during the Igbo leader’s
meeting with Oba Aladelusi.
Oba Aladelusi ha equally instructed that the
dethroned Eze must apologise for his unruly
behavior in at least three national dailies as well
as go on air to also tender an apology.
He was also ordered to write a letter of apology
to the monarch and the Deji-in-Council.
Oba Adelusi also directed that the Igbo leader
should stop wearing any form of crown and must
comply with all the directives of the palace.
It was learnt that the state governor, Dr.
Olusegun Mimiko, met with the two leaders
separately on Tuesday evening at the Governor’s
Office, Alagbaka, Akure, when he reportedly
pleaded with the Akure traditional ruler to forgive
the embattled Igbo leader.
At the meeting, it was gathered that the governor
maintained that the Igbo leader could not go
against the tradition and custom of the land as
there was no basis or constitutional backing for
such attitude.
Mimiko, however, thanked the youths of the town,
praising them for their maturity and peaceful
disposition towards the matter.
The traditional ruler maintained that a truce could
then be brokered once the conditions were met.
As a result of the crisis, all shops occupied by
Igbo people at the Moferere Market, Akure,
remained closed at of the time of filing this
report.
SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/politics/deji-bans-eze-ndi-igbo-title-in-akure-demands-apology/

youaremad:
I know her, but I won't claim her until yu buy me a bottle of alcohol

YOUAREMAD was here

........Just when you thought you've seen it all on Nairaland.

If you want a man to tell you the truth of what is inside his mind, give him ALCOHOL.

Aareonakakanfo:
OP abeg post the link so they won't say you wrote this yourself.We all know the level of stvp!D!ty they're capable of exhibiting


Fayose my governor

Fayose my role model

Fayose is greater than Awolowo

Fayose the APC's nightmare

Only Ekiti Yorubas are good

We will only allow ekiti yorubas in biafra

IPOB YOUTH

Field Marshal, you don observe those people well well.

If this man truly said these, the dope he took definitely came from Afghanistan.

I trust Ambode to deliver. Fashola set a very high standard and Ambode has no choice than to live up to it.

kestolove95:
Yorubas shud better wakeUp and chase dox intruders out of dia town, dey call try dat rubbish in the north

I support any move at ensuring peace prevails. Whoever makes concession is the wiser not a coward.
We have anfani (benefits) to benefit each other.

Beautiful! Falls from yam tree.

Firefire:
I send you message ?

Lol.

Not all of us can go into trading. The Igbos may dominate the importation and trading of the hardware. Others may dominate the ICT aspect.

Firefire:
This story is to show how myopic, backward, lazy, unclassified, under-developed and clueless the DauraDullard.

1984 to date no rebranding, no new skill acquisition, not even attempt to find his missing O'level or re-sit the WAEC/NECO Exam.

We could not also see any meaningful contribution by BuuuHary to either his home town, his state (Kastina) or to the larger Nigeria society since 1984.

What a shame to modernization.

#boring

Happy Birthday Oga Gowon. You kept Nigeria one in the best way you can. You are not perfect, so are your enemies. However history judge you, history will always be true that you you were committed to the Nigerian cause and for that you tried your best to the best of your ability.
Happy Birthday once again sir.

Very nice and objective.I have been to lindaikeji a few times I nor see anything there. Nairaland nor get rival.
Meanwhile I feel like looking for trouble on nairaland this morning.
I have a devious idea.
#iSmile iSneer.

mygee2:
is not fear is act of respect nd if u think it"s fear dear lay ur hand in sarkin hausa or fulani in ur host community and I promise yiu ur lige would neber be thesame

Must you take everything serious? haba!
#JustAjoke.

THE FEAR OF WHAT HAPPENED IN AKURE IS PUTTING PEOPLE IN CHECK. THIS IS THE PICTURE OF WHAT HAPPENED.

gbosaa:
What's the position of the state government on the market issue? Where is the commissioner for commerce and industries? Which authority is responsible for the markets?
Is it the deji or state govt? Who collects the taxes? Are there two authorities controlling the affairs of the market?

To hell with Eze ndi Igbo title but Igbos I repeat should organise and elect their leadership and deji or any oba should stay away from that exercise. That includes the leadership of the markets.

@the bolded, that was why the impostor eze and his band of brigands received maximum shi shi.