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Nairaland General › Re: My Experience , Atrocity And Nightmares As A Cultist In University by jaymichael(m): 6:11pm On Oct 04, 2015
Yomieluv:
all op mentioned are nothing but true.

I know all the names he mentioned while in school.

PPL is a no go area even till now,still not for the weak.


34 was killed by SARS men due to his stubbornness.

idoye was killed while at sleep, and tommy was killed inside on hotel at oba-daudu.


op finish the story,to help others who can be lured to cultism.
I don't think the OP is ready to continue the story. If you know Chibuzor tell us did he die? if he did how? The op should thank his ELEDA that he came out of LASU alive and even graduated.
I had one oga that stays at PPL, he used to tell us stories on how those cult guys used to terrorize their area, rape married woman and their husbands cannot make "fem"
Celebrities › Re: Nairalander's Creative Art Of Olamide YBNL. by jaymichael(m): 5:05pm On Oct 04, 2015
simple but splendid.
Politics › Re: What The North Thinks About The Yoruba's. by jaymichael(m): 2:50pm On Oct 04, 2015
Yorubas are loudmouthed? well they are when they have forgiven you and let it pass.
If you have trouble with or offend a Yoruba man, and he rakes heaven and earth, threatened fire and brimstone, run here run there, just know that he has forgiven you and have decided to let it pass, nothing will happen from that point on. If you offend a Yoruba man and he no talk, just know that YOUR COFFIN HAS BEEN NAILED.
Politics › Re: Fired Staff Exposes KFC (pictured) by jaymichael(m): 2:36pm On Oct 04, 2015
KpStone:
My brother, I feel your pains. But please no take your vex break your phone. I imagine the muscle you used in typing this.
Hahahahaaaaaa! funny enough o, I say make I do "all work and no play" I leave Tantalizers wey dey nearby make I try this new KFC wey I dey watch for foreign films. I talk for my mind say this people go soon pack. Them no know say Apapa na hustle-man territory. Nobody go carry thousand thousands go buy bucket of chicken just for afternoon food when e no be say na "last supper" or if you eat am Finish rapture go take place immediately.
Politics › Re: Fired Staff Exposes KFC (pictured) by jaymichael(m): 2:19pm On Oct 04, 2015
Rubbish, nonsense, iranu abasha. I no need any nonsense secret ingredient to cook or fry chicken, let alone buy chicken from one over priced MSG (white maggi) restaurant because of one "secret ingredient". Their outlet on kazuma plaza, Ede street Apapa no even use one year before e close down. their food is too expensive like "PYTHON DIAMOND"Their rice dey inside one small carton wey small like moin-moim #50 pangolo. I just respectfully buy their small priced chicken and chips waka commot there, since then I no near them restaurant again. #shioooor.
Health › Re: Please Help Me!! I Feel Like Am Dying by jaymichael(m): 12:18pm On Oct 04, 2015
alexistaiwo:
went to toilet a total 14more times since creating the thread but it is holding up since 9am and my fever is gone so I think am already seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.
Good, thank God. I have had similar experiences before, thank GOD my mother was a nurse and I have known what to do.
Health › Re: Please Help Me!! I Feel Like Am Dying by jaymichael(m): 12:03pm On Oct 04, 2015
@alexistaiwo how far? did you survive?
Phones › Re: Gionee M2mini Discussion Thread by jaymichael(m): 11:57am On Oct 04, 2015
Can someone please confirm if the IMEI number of this M2 mini can be changed even without rooting? Has anyone changed his/her IMEI number? how was it done?
Politics › Re: How Saraki saved Fowler, other nominees from Senate hammer by jaymichael(m): 9:08am On Oct 04, 2015
Ebubeslym:
This is the real reason why a case that should have been discovered since 2003 was cunningly discovered and pursued with all vigour in 2015..

When a president who sees the legislative arm of Government as a pain in the ass decides to make them a toothless bulldog, whoelse will he single out but the president and deputy president of the senate.
Saraki's case in Court will ensure his loyalty. While Ekweremadu's fogery bla bla will also ensure he doesnt overstep his bounds...

I hail you baba for turning a democratic Govt into an Autocratic one without even moving a muscle........

Masturbators oya food is ready.
Quote me anywhere!
What 2003 case are you talking about? from 2003-2011, Saraki had immunity from prosecution. From 2011-2015, he was a senator in the 7th Senate without immunity but the PDP government did not deem it necessary to investigate and prosecute him because he was one of them for a long spell. A new sheriff is now in town and it's no longer business as usual.
it is worthy to note that it is operationally impossible for the CCB to verify and investigate all asset declaration by public officers both elected, appointed and career public servants. The bigger the office held. the brighter the spotlight shines on you.
I am not in support of the trial stopping the senate from performing their constitutionally allowed oversight functions. He should perform his duty as a senator to the fullest as the law permits him. I am also not in support of him cladding his trial in the toga of witch-hunting. The law gives the tribunal the powers to verify, investigate, and prosecute and try public officers who are suspected of making false assets declaration. The law also permits Saraki to defend himself and exercise his full rights, and I think that is what he should do without any noise making.
Politics › Re: I Fear Ambode Would Be A Colossal Failure:::::::::::::::::: by jaymichael(m): 10:47pm On Oct 03, 2015
ibedun:
Hmmm ....... Leaving Ambode aside for a moment, how come all these bloody non-indegenes particularly those requiring 2nd Niger bridge, have the template for the development of Lagos but nothing on the development of their home state?

Na dem mouth loud pass, anuofias.
Just as They know the history of every tribe but they don't know their own history.
Health › Re: Please Help Me!! I Feel Like Am Dying by jaymichael(m): 12:04pm On Oct 03, 2015
Just make sure you eat and also drink salt and sugar solution ORT to replace lost fluids. This will not stop the symptoms, but it will replace the fluids you pass out and it will replenish your strength and save your life.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Saraki In Two-hour Closed-door Meeting by jaymichael(m): 12:00pm On Oct 03, 2015
chukwudi44:
The CCT has no powers to send anyone to jail dear!! The CCT is just like the election tribunals
I said police not CCT. am using an analogy here.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Saraki In Two-hour Closed-door Meeting by jaymichael(m): 8:39am On Oct 03, 2015
chukwudi44:
Even while i think the CCB messed up its own case against Saraki by failing to adhere to the guidelines,It would take more than just the CCT judgement against him to remove him.

Only the judgement of the supreme court will automatically remove him from office and i dont even see us getting close to that in 4 years time
If the police arrests and prosecutes a thief, and successfully secured a conviction, will the state wait for the Supreme court judgement to send the thief to prison?
Prison first, appeal later.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Saraki's Senate To Pass Vote Of Confidence On Deziani Mmadueke! by jaymichael(m): 11:53pm On Oct 02, 2015
braine:
Who is she that they'll pass vote of confidence on?
The SANATE has recognized her contributions to the development of the nation IMENSALY
Phones › Re: An Open Letter To Tecno On The Tecno Phantom 5 - Naijatechguy by jaymichael(m): 8:08pm On Oct 02, 2015
udemzyudex:
Gionee wey dey hang like say 2moro no dey.. Even on 1gb ram, ba3 takes time to charge... Don't even compare gionee with tecno..
Just go to settings, then apps and clear contact and contact storage. you are good to go. To further prevent hanging, just go to contact, select filter contact and select only the sims present. You will see mail, whatsapp, facebook, gmail bla bla bla, just select only the sims you have present on your phone, you won't experience hanging again.
I use gionee myself.
Phones › Re: An Open Letter To Tecno On The Tecno Phantom 5 - Naijatechguy by jaymichael(m): 7:58pm On Oct 02, 2015
donmarvex1:
I never liked tecno before.
Gionee's cool
You "damo" well well. Gionee no be tecno papa mate. #Gionee rocks
Politics › Re: This Is Where Fayose Plans To Build Airport In Ekiti(photos) by jaymichael(m): 7:44pm On Oct 02, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"no weapon designed against fayose shall prosper, he is the greatest of all yoruba leaders, even the awolowo's and tinubu's are not up to his standard". Quote me anywhere
What standard has fayose?
Politics › Re: EFCC Swoops On Diezani’s Residence In Abuja As Ex-minister Is Arrested In London by jaymichael(m): 7:08pm On Oct 02, 2015
politricks:
This just keeps getting better and better. The day this woman is sent to jail, i will kill a cow that day and invite my friends to come and eat.
Invite me too o.
Celebrities › Re: Ex President Jonthan's Daughter,her Cute Hairstyle,baby And Husband Take A Photo by jaymichael(m): 5:46pm On Oct 02, 2015
Make this pikin no go carry mama peace character o. E no go good at all.
Politics › Re: PDP 2019 Zoning: A Good Step In The Right Direction by jaymichael(m): 9:37am On Oct 02, 2015
babyfaceafrica:
Why can't sw and se wok together to oust the north,why must either side choose to side with the north in politics...and they are both southerners!!!...I guess the north is way ahead of all regions politically
Just like in 2011? what did the SW get in return for? insults and derision from mostly the seasterners as if they own the presidency when even the president is not even from the SE. In politics though power is the ultimate end, power in itself is not an ends, it's a means.
Business › Re: See How A Lagos Street Hawker Celebrated Independence Yesterday by jaymichael(m): 7:12am On Oct 02, 2015
This is how "moju" (Dustin powder) sellers advertise their products. #moju e.
Politics › Re: Biafran Women Vs Queen Elizabeth by jaymichael(m): 4:19pm On Oct 01, 2015
BADNEAT:
are you a slowpoke or too dumb to read the post with comprehension??
No vex, (my apologies)The Aba women riot of 1929 was the first attempt at revolt against British rule. I only reacted like that because I presume the word "EASTERN" will give those tribalists real hard on (which is already happening) But then again, the onus is on us to lay bare the facts, however anyone wants to use the information is his/her own biz. ONE LOVE.
Politics › Re: Biafran Women Vs Queen Elizabeth by jaymichael(m):
Aba women riot 1929
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Technocrats From The SS,SE And Politicians From SW by jaymichael(m): 8:22am On Oct 01, 2015
MizMyColi:
Fashola, the fraudster you mean?
And this is the verdict of what court of competent jurisdiction?
Politics › Re: El Rufai 'insults' Osinbajo - Déjà Vu (Vanguard) by jaymichael(m): 7:31am On Oct 01, 2015
Obiagelli:
This writer is an 1diot, Which fulani did buhari choose as his running mate in previous elections?
They said it"s Tunde Idiagbon "omo Iyabeji" naim them call Fulani man.
Politics › Re: Fashola, Amaechi, Ngige, Onu, Lai, Kachikwu Make Ministerial List - TheCable by jaymichael(m): 6:34am On Oct 01, 2015
modath:
As long as Rotimi Amaechi's name is there to keep some folks sad for a long time, it's cool...
#SMIILES a little, you badt.
Politics › Re: 2019 PDP Northern Zoning.....my Take. by jaymichael(m): 9:13pm On Sep 30, 2015
OBAFEMIawolowo:
Votes will be divided in north

Election will be decided in south south and southeast only if Southeast comes out and vote, unlike the last election.

This is not GOOD for both APC and PDP, SS/SE can capitalize on this to rip the north of the position
@OP, you seem to omit one fact PDP IS PARIAH IN THE NORTH. ribadu lost to an unknown. Tambuwal defeated his uncle a political heavyweight in Sokoto. Buhari will defeat any Northern candidate overwhelmingly. Even if Buhari did not contest, any APC candidate he anoints and endorses carries the North, no matter the region or ethnic group the candidate is from.
MKO defeated Bashir Tofa in the North in 1993 because he is more popular. That is a precedence.
Politics › Re: Where / What On Earth Is Biafra? by jaymichael(m): 7:15pm On Sep 30, 2015
BIAFRA is inside the water, not just LAGOON o, inside the OCEAN. Oba Akiolu know the place sef.
http://www.britannica.com/place/Bight-of-Biafra
Politics › Re: Photos Of Saraki Receiving The List Of Ministers by jaymichael(m): 7:02pm On Sep 30, 2015
stcool:
Its amazing that it took over 3months to send a list....that is what happens when an illiterate is given power! Over to his foolish sheep followers, cry my name!
you've not seen the list and you are wailing like this, if the names come out nko wetin you go do? be sí inu odo?
Politics › Re: Flood Alert: Alpha Beach Is Underwater by jaymichael(m): 10:58am On Sep 30, 2015
mayreeh215:
Ehyaa...I sincerely wish the government would do something quickly about this rather than leaving them to suffer on their own
You want hear the truth? there is NOTHING the government can do, even if they want to help. This is a yearly occurrence, from September till November/December water levels in the Ocean, inland waters, creeks, Lagoons and riverine communities and areas close to these mentioned body of waters in Lagos usually rise and it is not even due to rain as there isn't much rain in Lagos this year. It is practically impossible to build a barrier wall around these body of waters especially those inland waters (creeks and lagoons) which are jagged and snake through countless communities. I live on Onisiwo Island and It amazes me how water gets to areas you consider high ground during this period but it's not this bad on my island. Sometimes water do get to the wall of my house due to a small lake that is at the back of my house. This lekki Ajah axis yearly flooding is far far worse than on my Island which affects only a very small part. This is why I don't like that Lekki-Ajah areas.
Politics › Re: Buhari Also Campaigned For Creation Of Biafra At United Nations Assembly.. by jaymichael(m): 7:53am On Sep 30, 2015
ValerianSteel:
For all I know,right now Biafrans can only get Biafra if they move to an Island miles off the nautical coast and EEZ of Nigeria and its water in the Gulf of Guinea.

If they hope to have a Biafra from this present Nigeria,it won't happen,at least not anytime soon.
BIGHT OF BIAFRA is inside the water. Those agitating for Biafra should be ready to build a floating country. I now understand what Oba Akiolu's Lagoon threats meant. He is campaigning for BIAFRA.
Politics › Re: I Will Be Petroluem Minister-Buhari by jaymichael(m): 7:47am On Sep 30, 2015
IamPatriotic:
Good move by the incorruptible president, unfortunately, Saraki's new family and friends will criticise it even though they don't have better alternative to the policy.
CORRECT THE BOLDED TO SLAVES.

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