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Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Am The Only One In The 2023 Presidential Race by Jaymoney5000(m): 11:42pm On May 13, 2022
Nairaland / General / Re: If You As A Guy Don't Hang Out And Drink Go Thank God by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:59pm On May 05, 2022
DSC7:
Once you are made you will change these poor men mentality..

Abi u dey drink expensive drinks pass Cubana Chief priest? undecided



Swears my bro
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Angrily Smashes Phone Of A Fan Filming Him After Man-U's Loss (Video) by Jaymoney5000(m): 7:37pm On Apr 10, 2022
ogmask:


Ronaldo anly chase after the records. Very selfish player... How I supported him for many years before finally admitting that Messi is the truth still baffles me.
Yesterday , Messi had 3 or 4 assist and had a foot in all the goals scored but Obembet and his/her crew nor see am


Oga ur support doesn't change anything regarding his career....

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Religion / Re: Have You Ever Abandoned God When He Answered Your Prayers? by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:08am On Apr 10, 2022
Thank you Jesus for the gift of life.....I'm grateful Lord

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Phones / Re: SIM-NIN: Deactivated Subscribers Storm Telecom Outlets, Queues Mount by Jaymoney5000(m): 5:09pm On Apr 06, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Pussy ass government and pussy ass Pantami with no ideology

Ain't linking no shit....funny enough my glo line is still making outgoing calls since yesterday
Just like I said
Pantami ain't go no knowledge...

Nin- sim linking should be a continuous process

No deadline....no barring of sim card from making out going calls....and nothing should happen to people sim card who refused to link

The only thing they should insist on is that when ever you are buying a new sim...it must be linked.

With this ....gradually or as time goes on or rather many years later.....sim card not linked to nin will automatically not be in circulation and it will fizzle out on its own

Smart bro
Crime / Re: Please She Said I Raped Her But I Didn't Do It Now She Is Threatening Me by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:35pm On Apr 04, 2022
Yhungsarm:
This incident happened last week Thursday. Am a 300L student of Unijos and the girl happens to be my coursemate.

Normally, me and these girl no dey the same level, she can't even talk to me in school but ASUU break happened and i didn't want to go back to Lagos so i stayed back in Jos.

One day i was chatting with her friend who happens to know her and he told me she is still in Jos, so i chatted her up since i was bored and i didn't lie to her, i told her i was bored and i needed someone to talk to for the main time. she accepted quickly and even told me why i didn't chat her up sooner than this. she promised to come to my place and on Thursday she finally came through.

This is the most astonishing part, she knew i had sex with her best friend so she asked me about it and i did not lie about it cus i know she knew and we talked about some nasty stuff related to sex. i was seated on a mini-cushion chair and she sat on my laps literally dropping her boobs in the middle of my face.

As a guy i thought that was the signal, so i carried her straight to the bed and i wanted to gain access and she denied it so i just stood up and left. After a short while she came back again now saying if she handles me and all those stuff, i tried again and she denied i was angry and i wanted to tell her to start gping but i calmed down. she started seducing me badly and i was confused so this time i dropped and dragged her jean with her, we started dragging but she was just saying am trying to rape her and it is unfair, if it is what i do to girls all d time.

i was fingering her at the time but i did not penetrate and i felt it was tense and if i penetrated then what she is saying is true so i stopped and controlled my urge.

She zipped up and started crying, I was like but i didn't do anything and she was like i did everything i want to do with her and it is fault bcus she came to my house.

After a shortwhile, she stopped crying and asked me if it was sex i want or friends with benefit...i was very confused at that point like wetin bring all does one enter so i didn't reply then she said she knows am a rapist and i just want to sex and all dat shit.

i kept my cool after some time she started saying am not normal at all and she jst can't believe what happened, she also said she will tell me something when we she is out of my house.

So i paid her Tp and she went home, i did not chat her up at all. fastforward to Saturday i saw her message saying her forcefully had my ways wit her and jst ignored her so she will deal with me and i will pay for it.

i won't lie to you am very scared, i don't even know what she wants, i started asking her what she wants from me exactly but she is not replying at all. I seriously don't know what to do am very confuse, I don't even understand why i fell for this plot of hers.
What do you think i shud do

Note: I did not have sex with her at all and i never wanted it, she was jst all over me and doing all those stuff. Sex isn't my problem on a normal day bcus am a handsome guy and i get it most time.
I

God lol bro you're completely mad lmao
Politics / Re: 2023: I May Emerge Consensus PDP Presidential Candidate — Peter Obi by Jaymoney5000(m): 6:33am On Apr 03, 2022
dizon:
Peter Obi is my consensus candidate

But still that won't earn him the presidential flagbearer of the PDP Lol

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Just Broke My Heart by Jaymoney5000(m): 9:33am On Mar 14, 2022
Suspects:
bragging noise!!angry shat up!
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Up With Your 2021 New Year Revolution by Jaymoney5000(m): 7:12pm On Dec 20, 2021
Wahala
Religion / Re: Pope Francis: Sexual Sins Is Not Most Serious Sin by Jaymoney5000(m): 4:56pm On Dec 09, 2021
TinubuGoQuench:


SHUT UP!!!

ALWAYS SAYING RUBBISH

Where's the rubbish he said?
Travel / Re: Passengers Confront Air Peace Staff After Cancelling Flight Delayed For 8 Hours by Jaymoney5000(m): 2:51pm On Dec 06, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
But to be sincere ehnnn

Me nor dey see anything fun and sweet for plane way people dey enter from state to state.....except maybe you dey in a hurry ....or maybe because of kidnappers and bandits

If you really want catch fun for state to state travel then enter normal company commercial bus with air condition...the fun is second to non....to make it more sweet your sit number fit be number 5 and one beautiful and friendly girl own with big boobs fit be number 6......
The driver go first put one gospel song at the beginning of the journey....then once una don travel far small like thirty minutes or one hour....him go put secular songs....o boy see groove....



You nailed it man�
Business / Re: Have You Used The E-naira For Any Transaction? by Jaymoney5000(m): 3:49pm On Nov 15, 2021
Mtcheeew
Politics / Re: Soludo Defeats Andy Uba And Ozigbo In Their LGAs - Premium Times by Jaymoney5000(m): 9:06am On Nov 07, 2021
Lol where is that man that was spending his resources before the election....�� I no see him name for here ooo
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Wande Coal Cooking New Music In The Studio by Jaymoney5000(m): 5:01pm On Nov 01, 2021
Kingpin1000:
That feeling when your rival sets the bar so high that even if you climb a ladder and stretch your hand, you won't be able to touch the bar.
Wizkid don do this guy strongthing. It will take the other guy to feature Michael Jackson for him to reach that level.
And wizkid even did it with a so called " wack album".
It shows the other guy and his crew don't know good music so they will keep leading for only 4 weeks then wizkid will overtake and show them who's the boss.


Bro made in Lagos is not a wack album�


Just say u no like dey Album oga
Business / Re: Why Are Nigerian Banks Not Using The Credit Card System Like Other Countries? by Jaymoney5000(m): 10:56am On Oct 29, 2021
UncleAyo:
Why is Nigeria not using the credit card system? Are Nigerians less human?

There is also mobile checking in other countries where you can use a mobile phone to cash a check by just taking the picture of the check.


Because Nigeria is a failed state

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Investment / Re: How Can I Invest ₦1 Million? by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:25pm On Oct 18, 2021
LandMann:


Yes, but very risky... Don't dabble into it if you don't have enough capital and if you don't know how to cut your loss quickly

Enough capital like how much?
Investment / Re: How Can I Invest ₦1 Million? by Jaymoney5000(m): 11:34am On Oct 18, 2021
LandMann:
Use 500k buy BUSD now that BTC is high BUSD will be cheap.

Wait for the crypto market to crash.... Keep checking the news and alternative. me to see if the market is in extreme fear... Wait till price of BTC is 30-50% from its ATH.

Use 50% of the BUSD to buy anyone of ADA, DOT, LINK or AR. If the price drops further 10%, use 10% of the balance to buy to add to your portfolio. Keep doing this if price keeps dropping after your initial buy.

Then wait for the bear market to pass and you'll smile when your investment pickup.

The balance N500k, go apply for a pos machine, set up your shop and start providing good service at reduced cost to customers...


This is not financial advice please. Your money is yours. You bear all the risk and liabilities if you follow what I've said. I won't be held responsible for any loss should you follow what I have written.

Best of luck



Are you good in futures trading??
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Shine Ya Eye: Top 7 Biggie's Twist by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:13am On Oct 02, 2021
Unruly7:
Whitemoney for the money




Please I've laptop and an Android phone


Which online work can you suggest I learn please


Yahoo
TV/Movies / Re: Nini Evicted From The Big Brother House by Jaymoney5000(m): 7:33pm On Sep 26, 2021
Saga fit die today ���� him fit still comot too lol....crazy lovebirds �
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 25th September 2021 by Jaymoney5000(m): 11:40am On Sep 25, 2021
MrNipplesLover:
This match fit be the first wey Chelsea go lose this season epl.
On top wetin Chelsea do Man City last season. grin grin grin grin

Winning is not sure for Chelsea, neither a draw.


Amma Chelsea fan. smiley


Keep deceiving yourself!!

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Sports / Re: De Gea Confident That Man Utd Can Win EPL, Champions League After New Signings by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:03pm On Sep 24, 2021
nextBIGthing:
Man utd are favorites to win the Epl


From a Chelsea fan

Oga you're not a Chelsea fan.....stop whining yourself ��
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Begins Construction Of Ganaja Flyover Lokoja: Pics & Video by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:20pm On Sep 23, 2021
Truthissupreme:
This one muzz me

Sensational white elephant project because of presidency

But road no dey your state

Kogi is the only state with the worst road... I believe he's doing this cos of the election lol
Politics / Re: PDP Leadership: Secondus Vows To Fight On, Refuses To Withdraw Court Case by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:28am On Sep 23, 2021
Sports / Re: Juventus Win Their First Serie A Game Since Cristiano Ronaldo Left by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:22am On Sep 23, 2021
paulolee:

partially bro, Juve had a bad start because dey didn't invest properly in their squad n instead took a hug gamble, spending do much on a player dt did scammed do
Juve were league winners before dt deal was done n he left them in a lucky 4th position
Juve plan was a UCL glory but they didnt even got to d last 4 with him, forgetting dt this same juve reached ucl final twice without a big name..
their best bet is discarding dt huge wage bill, rebuild n channel investment all over the squad than enriching a certain player dt is only focused on individual accolades..


Oga it wasn't Ronaldo's fault that they didn't win any champions league during his stay in the club,if you watch their champion league matches den u would know he gave his best for it but seem everyone was relying on him for the goals and definitely a tree can never and will never make a forest!! juventus doesn't have a team that's their problem.... Stop spilling thrash full of naivety and sentiment.

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Sports / Re: I Feel Like Crying For Messi by Jaymoney5000(m): 7:38am On Sep 21, 2021
Mangekyo:
Messi just got substituted by poch after he was looking very likely to score today against Lyon.
He had 3 of his shots saved while hitting the bar from a well taken free kick.
Messi was very angry when he was substituted for hakimi. I think poch should be sacked. He's a useless manager.

Meanwhile, pendu aka Tap-in-Aldo fans are enjoying the moment, they think messi is a fraud whereas he isn't. I think yall need to be patient with him here cry cry


Op you're insane

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Sports / Re: Pochettino Reacts To Messi’s Handshake Snub After Substition Against Lyon by Jaymoney5000(m): 6:59am On Sep 21, 2021
unbitchable:
ronaldo fangirls are very ridiculous. How can you compare Messi playing from the wing at 34yrs, facing more tackles from defenders yet scoring lots of goals, nutmegging defenders, dribbling, scoring freekicks and tearing the net to an old fraud who has retired from the wing and now collecting pension from tap in and drinking penaltea inside the box.
Respect the Goat who did not collect penalty from Neymar despite needing a goal.

Oga you aint making any sense

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace (3 - 0) On 18 September 2021 by Jaymoney5000(m): 1:30pm On Sep 18, 2021
Rita72213:
Yyyh

Thief
Education / Re: UNN Physics Lecturer Gets Stuck In Class While Solving A Question (Photo, Video) by Jaymoney5000(m): 10:57am On Sep 17, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....

Funny enough.....physics nor be difficult subject like that way he be say all those students dey shout whether physics nor your mate


Hmmm physics is not difficult?? Make we dey lie small small here abeg... If you see physics walai u go humble oga.

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Celebrities / Re: Don’t Ever Compare Wizkid To Fela – Woli Arole Warns Nigerians by Jaymoney5000(m): 3:52pm On Sep 13, 2021
Wizkid is the best among both joor..... waitin fela dey sing
Nairaland / General / Re: What Can Calm You Down When You Are Angry?? by Jaymoney5000(m): 2:26pm On Sep 04, 2021
I listen to Wizkid songs and I'm calm immediately!!


Most especially "Gyrate"

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Beats Up Uche Maduagwu (Video) by Jaymoney5000(m): 3:16pm On Aug 24, 2021

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Health / Re: Maduka Rescues Girl With SARS Stray Bullet And Amputation In Hospital by Jaymoney5000(m): 9:52pm On Aug 23, 2021
Sonnobax15:
shocked
Nice strategy here lipsrsealed

Win the hearts of the masses with your kind gestures and you'll definitely win their voices and votes....

But for the last time I'm asking,na with wetin Buhari take win our hearts for the second tenure even when e dey very obvious say he fail for him first tenure? undecided


Do people's vote really count in Nigeria believe that at your own peril.....it was rigged oga... voting is just a formality cos the results had already been planned and arranged!....Buhari never won anything ��

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