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Sports / Re: EPL: I Will Never Play For Arsenal – Lukaku by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:52pm On Aug 23, 2021
Angelfrost:


Win EPL?!! Haba! Team that is trying to avoid Relegation...

Wetin concern Arsenal with top 6 not to speak of winning EPL. Abeg o! No confuse Arteta and Edu!

Lol
Sports / Re: EPL: I Will Never Play For Arsenal – Lukaku by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:32pm On Aug 23, 2021
AlhajiBitcoin:
Oga, arsenal can win the current EPL season..

Don't be too sure.

One team called Neman Grodno from their position in the last quadrant of their country league table is demolishing every opponent by handicaps.

When God says it is your time, Chelsea, Manchester city, Manchester united and Liverpool cannot stop Arsenal from lifting the EPL and Champions league.

If God vex for you, he will do what I typed up there this year, e go shock you.

Arsenal cannot win EPL not with the nonsense team they got.....Even Heaven only helps those who help themselves
Crime / Re: How True Are The Stories Of Girls Being Used By Yahoo Boys For Ritual? by Jaymoney5000(m): 1:20pm On Aug 16, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Don't let that get into your head son


There is nothing like that...

Am a bomber and a key board warrior....

It is all about consistency

Calm down bro....There are things like that... normally what you don't know is bigger than you.

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Career / Re: ‘Oladayo Timothy, MD Ressortir Global Is After My Life’ - Gideon Okoli Cries Out by Jaymoney5000(m): 7:39pm On Aug 14, 2021
KingOfAllIgbos:


Keep quiet. You're supporting him simply because he's Igbo like you.

Use sense with your tribalism.

The fact he reported first doesn't mean he's not a crook.

Anyone who CAN'T understand my post isn't smart. No offence cheesy

Common sense dictates that you hear BOTH sides of a story before judging....

Some have concluded that the first person to accuse is innocent. No wonder Nigeria is in a mess. Lack of critical reasoning.

You're right sir ��
Romance / Re: If A Man Proposes To A Lady And She Says No, Is The Relationship Over? by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:07pm On Jul 31, 2021
Na say una no no waiting to write about for this nairaland again.....
Politics / Re: The Amount Paid To Agberos In Lagos Daily & Annually by Jaymoney5000(m): 2:39pm On Jul 23, 2021
Who says MC Oloumo isn't Rich

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Celebrates His 31st Birthday Today by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:35am On Jul 16, 2021
Starboytwo:
When “Made in Lagos” dropped, I was one of them naysayers arguing crap at the beginning. However, my bro played this album on repeat 2 weeks straight and “Machala”infected me grin

Now weezy is my inspiration, my chargee, my wallpaper.

I’m OBO for life, and I forever remain loyal. but nowadays if I’m to chill with someone for a day, it’d be him.

(Listen to “Gyrate” every morning nd ur day be good)

HBD Original Starboy Gan Gan
Swears bro I thought I was the only one in love with Gyrate....my best track for made in Lagos

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Family / Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:17pm On Jul 12, 2021
chiiraq802:
My exact words then in Skool.

Babe feel free oooo, its my room.

Naso Ogechi carri remote change my live Euro 2016 final match(France vs Portugal) to Zee world.

Anyways shaaa, she paid dearly that night for making me miss that Eder 25 yard long shot.
grin

Badt guy ��
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Storms Obi Cubana's Club In Abuja by Jaymoney5000(m): 9:14am On Jun 14, 2021
PotatoSalad:
This WizKid small sha. Couldn't believe my eyes the day I saw him in person. Camera dey try cheesy

Where you see am grin
Business / Re: Lady Professes Love To Fewa, Femi Otedola’s Son (Pix) by Jaymoney5000(m): 9:56am On Jun 03, 2021
Thief!!! U wan chop money..gerrout�

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Politics / Re: Newly-Appointed COAS, Yahaya Pays Last Respect To Late Predecessor by Jaymoney5000(m): 1:01pm On May 28, 2021
Ok
Health / Re: Some People Are Unaware That They Are HIV Positive by Jaymoney5000(m): 11:05pm On May 27, 2021
Mokason288:
What part of the country are you?

Why is everybody you know dying of HIV?

Well said bro
Phones / Re: Why Do People Buy & Sell Old Social Media Accounts? by Jaymoney5000(m): 10:45pm On May 23, 2021
Marleek:

Na wa o. You don't have to be a yahoo boy to know certain things. If you're tech savvy, these things are not so difficult to figure out. I will never engage in any form of fraud, be it online or offline in my life. So help me God.

Peace ✌️
Phones / Re: Why Do People Buy & Sell Old Social Media Accounts? by Jaymoney5000(m): 7:59pm On May 23, 2021
Marleek:
I believe its mostly for fraud. Have you ever checked your Facebook friend's list and seen white people (naija scammers obviously) and you don't remember sending a request to any oyinbo? The thing is Facebook usually blocks new accounts created by these fraudsters because they've marked their IP addresses. That's why they rather hack someone's account rather than create a new one. And also old accounts look legitimate. Their targets will easily fall victim to an account created in May 2009 than one created in May 2021.

No long talk u b Yahoo boy �
Celebrities / Re: Baby Mama Kemi Ayorinde: Lyta Can't Afford ₦13k Balloons For Son Aari's Birthday by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:51pm On May 19, 2021
Well I don't know how true this is but whichever way lyta foot your bills �☺️
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Frank Uduak-Akpan Wore 'The Mudder Squad' T-Shirt While Being Paraded By Police by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:32pm On May 15, 2021
Brunicekid:
God will continually save us from the wicked ones in this world in Jesus Name!!!

Amen
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Frank Uduak-Akpan Wore 'The Mudder Squad' T-Shirt While Being Paraded By Police by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:48pm On May 14, 2021
Wicked world �

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Politics / Re: IGP Adamu Orders Arrest Of Sunday Igboho Over Eviction Notice by Jaymoney5000(m): 5:02pm On Jan 23, 2021
Fahdiga:
He should be given Kanu treatment. We the Yorubas prefers to live with peaceful Fulani herdsmen than terrorists IPOB. Sunday Igboho is on his own

Speak for yourself oga!!!
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 11 Suspected Internet Fraudsters With 12 Cars In Osun by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:45am On Jan 23, 2021
Sonnobax15:
shocked


If I ask Dem say--"Guy afa,na how you take dey do am".
Dem go tell me say--"oboy,na grace oh"

But deep down my little sinful soul,I know God can't be that bad to the extent of robbing Peter to Bless Paul......That must be the handwork of lucifer himself

So I looked into my niggas eyes and asked him one more time--"guy,clear me wetin dey xup"

He shook his head,with tears in his eyes and said to me--"Obax,can you sacrifice your peace of mind and sleep for money,benz and women?"

Men,I couldn't answer that shiit.....I was dumbfounded.... astonished and the only thing that came to my mind at that moment was like--"abeg I prefer my bakery work to your devilish millions"

Oga calm down joor!! your story line na thrash!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Addictions You Want To Stop In This 2020? by Jaymoney5000(m): 2:05pm On Dec 30, 2020
Mine is just sex

God help me

Almost everyday
Religion / Re: Tunde Bakare: "Any Graduate Looking For Job Is A Compound Fool" by Jaymoney5000(m): 10:39am On Dec 27, 2020
Fahdiga:
I don't blame you at all. I blame those morons paying tithe and offerings which you are using to live large and have the strength to insult people

No cap �
Sports / Re: Chukwueze Donates Multi-Million Naira Equipment To Football Academy In Uyo by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:24pm On Dec 19, 2020
oderinde151:
Multi million wetin? All these things no worth 1M
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Religion / Re: Who Was God Referring To, When He Said Come Let's Make Man In Our Own Image? by Jaymoney5000(m): 11:19am On Dec 06, 2020
divinemichael:
I ask this question, because of the teachings of certain sects and religious groups, such as Islam who claims Christ was just a prophet, the Jehovah witness who claim Christ is angel michael, and some other groups who try to discredit and deny the divinity and preexistence of Christ.

I presume God's statement (come lets make man in our own image) in the book of "Genesis" was directed to Christ and possibly the holy spirit which is a proof for the doctrine of trinity...

Anyway if there's a contrary probative opinion with cogent evidences, am ready to learn and be corrected.




Me!!
Crime / Re: Murder, Death Sentence: Maryam Sanda Heads To Supreme Court by Jaymoney5000(m): 1:07am On Dec 05, 2020
Bigggloadofcum:
cry

You can never know the degree of harm a woman can inflict. It is beyond what an average man can conceive.

All those guys messing with women and bragging about it, if y'all know what these creatures are capable of y'all will freeze.

Imagine if the devil was a woman. This world 4 don end since.

I'm only pained cuz of her little child. Poor kid.


Wait oooo so you don't know that devil is a woman truly chaiiii...
Romance / Re: Should I Advice Her, Play Along Or Leave Her? by Jaymoney5000(m): 3:27pm On Nov 29, 2020
lefulefu:
u have time sha cheesy
anyway u said she assessed ur whatsapp and got mad and u also assessed her whatsapp and also got mad
so i guess u both are even cheesy
and since u said u have sex chats with other girls just as she has sex chats with her sugar daddies i would say u both made for each other
no stress here cheesy


You're funny I swear lol
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Storms Zubby Michael's House With Other Big Boys by Jaymoney5000(m): 3:31pm On Nov 28, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
Pot belly everywhere...

What's d essence of your plate and flat belly when u no get money.....oga pack one side first

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Family / Re: At The Age Of 20, What Is A Young Man Supposed To Have Achieved? by Jaymoney5000(m): 3:38pm On Nov 24, 2020
greymiles:
By 20, you should have your own house, a car starting from 2010 upwards, at least 2 investments, a girlfriend(not compulsory) and at least 10m in your acct
Anything less than this, then you’re a failure already

I'm guessing you're up to 20 right? Now have you achieved all this you mentioned??
Celebrities / Re: Omashola Oburoh Weeps As His Father Dies (Photos) by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:41am On Nov 21, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....omashola be acting like a pussy ass niggarr
Crying like a baby
We real niggarrrrs should remind him that we humans were born to die

Instead of him to be hard and real
He is crying like a baby
Pussy ass niggarrs every where..
When this same shit happens to a real niggarr...he light up his weed and heave a sigh of relief.....then later he will inform the rest of his real niggarrrrs and probably those ones will console him by booking hotel for him and arranging paid pussy and enough beer



I don't wish anyone evil bro but you really got to be careful with your utterances!

Loosing a loved one to death is the most horrific and terrific experience one can ever have... If you were in his shoes you would probably do more than that.

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Celebrities / Re: Material Things Are Becoming Useless- Davido by Jaymoney5000(m): 6:05pm On Nov 18, 2020
Politics / Re: Police Officers Run As Okada Riders Chase Them In Lagos (Video) by Jaymoney5000(m): 5:52pm On Nov 18, 2020
Righteousness89:
Katakata is now the order of the Day! Not just in Lagos or in Nigeria but all over the World..

I Just wanna take this Moment to wake anyone who desires to be awake to what time we are in and what is about to Happen!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I don't know the language or Manner I should use to Sound this that will sink in our Hearts and Mind..
We are at the Brink of a Great Dispensational Change! We are at the Brink of a " Great Reset" otherwise known as the New world order( Nwo). It's no longer a hidden stuff!

Just as the World is Making Preparation to Reset, launch the Nwo and officially bring in the programs of the Lawless one! So also is The KING of kings, Jesus Christ Preparing to Snatch His People away from Here.
We are no longer looking for a sign! We are listening for a SHOUT! A Shout of the Trumpet!
JESUS Christ is Coming! And you cannot take what will hit the World next!

Ladies and Gentlemen, today is an opportunity to be Reconciled to GOD through JESUS Christ!
Don't delay! Don't postpone!
There is no more time!



This man sef lol
Politics / Re: Igbo Presidency: Okorocha Hints On Contesting In 2023 Presidential Election by Jaymoney5000(m): 12:31pm On Nov 18, 2020
Arrewa:
Lol...

These guys are comedians grin

The East rule this country??

Never!!

E go shock you..... don't worry
Celebrities / Re: My Album Is Not A Floppy Disk - Davido Responds To Burna Boy’s Tweet by Jaymoney5000(m): 8:30am On Nov 15, 2020
Dreyton36:
I have been hearing people hyping davido's album
I took myself out to watch the Germany vs Ukraine match
They were playing jowo by davido , I hope I didn't misspell it tho
Tbh the song makes no single sense
I think they noticed we weren't feeling the song at all cuz that bar was mostly visited by responsible people
Immediately the DJ stopped the song and played Wizkid SMILE , damn I love it

It takes a good music lover to fit into wizkid's style and pattern of music
Davido is trying tho , I still like davido's songs like EKURO , GOBE , any other of his songs are pure trash , take it or leave it

I agree with you on this

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