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sonofananimal:
thank you my brother!
We are complaining about NAIJA WOMEN and their fish brain but OP is even worse!

Dindondin:
Saasala, you dont v brain.
I blame the mod that. brought y shi t to the fp
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You threw self dignity and morality to the bin with your post.
Go and download brain from Google Play Store....

Calm down na

Dindondin:
ori e buru

Boys are not smiling

LesbianBoy:
LOOSE GIRL!






Meanwhile...

@OP i have one question for you! Are you Mad?

Be looking for trouble

Op pls come let us mingle

Premature death is not our portion in Jesus name Amen

[quote author=searching4l0ve post=40530763][/quote]U get mind sha

And people won't rush this woman to a hospital

searching4l0ve:
na ur papa go read am

It's obvious u and kemi will end up in the same place

searching4l0ve:


SHE'S RIGHT THO ADEBOYE AND OYEDEPO ARE BIBLICAL SCAMMERS WHO CAPITALIZE ON THE GULLIBILTY OF THEIR MUMU MEMBERS TO RIP THEM OF IN THE NAME OF TITHES AND OFFERINGS WHILE THEY FLY PRIVATE JETS AND BUILD SCHOOLS THEIR MUMU MEMBERS CANT AFFORD TO GO. THEY ARE THIEVES AND MUDERERS WHO TEAMED UP WITH GEJ TO DUPE NIGERIA VIA IMPORT WAIVERS . BUNCH OF BASTARDS

2 chronicles 36:16

A bullet should be shot into this woman's skull. She blocked all yorubas on her Facebook page. Apparently she's now ibo

So we should not breathe again okwaya

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hopelink1:
perhaps this is a summary of what is happening to d op,if this is true we should sympathize with her

Na u sabi o

marwanafrica:
May Allah provide you with a muslim man that wil take care of you beyound your imagination, before the year runs out

Must it be Muslim husband?

End time traditional wedding

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My fellow nairalanders, na SCAM oo!!!

All these just for Amber Rose

Na so e suppose be

Durentt:
Op shutup what do u mean by "u cannot change a man, a beast will always remain a beast"? Tak time oooh

No vex biko

RexKexMilann:
Nice write Up Op....


Will Read the Simmarized Version.

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Laziness

Boy meets girl, girl meets boy…
Boy likes girl, girl likes boy…
They exchange contacts…
They go on dates…
They exchange saliva and body fluids…
Their family gathers and cheers them on…
They exchange rings…

The classic love story with a fairytale ending – the “happily ever after”. But one thing the Brothers Grimm and Hans Christian Anderson and Aesops and other fairytale writers forgot to write in, is the point at which Prince Charming comes home and finds that Cinderella forgot to warm his soup before serving it.

And this was not the first time he had asked her to always warm his soup before serving o. Matter of fact it was not the second or even the third time. He had told her countless times to never serve him soup that was not piping hot.

But she no go hear word Very stubborn woman, is it because her father has money? Was he not the one that rescued her from her stepmother who was using her as a housemaid? And now that she believes she has “arrived”, she will choose to be disrespecting him – a whole him! Prince Charming?!?!?!?!

He will show her who is the boss today.

Out comes the belt or like we saw on social media last week, the pliers.

Since Cinderella no wan use her ears hear word, since the ears are just there for decoration, make he kukuma help her cut am comot.

Gbiff! Gbaff! Gbooff!

Bye bye fairy tale and welcome to real lifeThere is a sharp difference between reality and fairy tales and we seem to go into relationships these days expecting that once we exchange rings and kisses, “happily ever after” descends upon us the way it did for Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty, and Fiona, and so on and so forth.

Here is what I wish I could tell young ladies going into relationships and courtships:

shine-your-eye

1. That relationship must not end in marriage. He must not put a ring on your finger come hell or high water so there is absolutely no need to pressure, manipulate or psyche him into proposing.

Relax and enjoy whatever relationship you are in and if it is headed towards marriage, let it be a natural progression and not because if he does not marry you now after you have openly flaunted him before the world, all your friends will mock you.

He doesn’t have to marry you in order to “save you the shame of eternal spinsterhood”. He does not have to marry you because you can cook jollof and pound nyam better than his other side chicks. He does not have to marry you because he has “seen the colour of your pant” – ask him if he can even remember what colour it was.

Don’t go into a relationship planning a wedding after the first date. You put unnecessary strain and pressure on both of you and end up painting yourself as the desperate one he has to get married to out of pity
Pity yourselves young girls and stop all that yeyerity.

Matter of fact, there is absolutely nothing in the relationships rule book that says you have to wait and be the one to get dumped and throw the victim pity party. It is perfectly okay for you to feel a relationship cannot grow beyond a certain point, and opt to walk out.

Let him be the one complaining and nagging all over the place about how you dumped him after he has sacrificed four years of his life, and eaten your tasteless food, and spent time being nice to your yeye friends, and so on and so forth.

2. It is only in Beauty and the Beast, the Frog Prince and the rest of them, that one kiss transformed an ugly being into a Charming Prince.Real life is more like Shrek.

You kiss the ugly ogre and all your repressed ogre syndromes come out to the fore. The longer you hang around the ogre, the more you morph into an ogre.

You cannot change a man.

Do not allow yourself to be lured into believing all that bullshit of, “he will change after marriage”, “he will change when you get pregnant”, “he will change when you have had your baby”, “he will change as the children begin to grow”, “he will change after the children have gone to boarding school”.

In real life it is “once a beast, always a beast”.

You will be there waiting on fake change until you are taken back to your parents in a body bag. Then, since dead men tell no tales, the script of the night you died can be conveniently rewritten and the knife placed firmly in YOUR hands.

It will become a case of your (post humous) words against his. Even in death, he will still attempt to shape your narrative.

“She was manic depressive with suicidal tendencies”, etc etc.

If you are lucky, he attempts to cut off your ear with a pair of pliers, and you come on social media to show off your latest accesory, an ear that is only attached to your head by a strip of flesh.

But you might be unlucky next time and get the body bag treatment.

You can not change a man.

If he shoves you once, he will shove you a second time. If he gets away with a shove today, he will add a tug and pull tomorrow and before you know it, he will whip out the pliers and head for your ears.

So, seize the opportunity while you are dating and find out what his temperament is like. Is he walking a tight rope temperwise? Is he always in danger of flying off the handle at a moment’s notice? Do you have to keep walking on eggshells around him?

Please don’t try to be a Proverbs 31 woman, it is an exclusive club for saintly women. You can be a Proverbs 32 and 1/2 woman. These are women who run for their lives and live to tell the tale.

You are not a bureau de change, you cannot change a violent man but there is at least one thing you can do…

Run!

For your life!

3. See that myth about society and the divorcee/single mum/old maid… resolve to treat it just like what it is – tales by moonlight.

After all, when we were much younger, we used to run after chekeleke (what exactly were those things sef?) and ask them for pretty fingernails. We used to believe that if we swallowed seeds, a tree would sprout from our heads. We used to believe that our parents would pluck out their eyes and chew when they were bored (meanwhile na meat wey dem steal from soup pot dem dey chop o). We even used to believe that we could run off on an errand and return before the sand absorbed the spittle our mothers spat on the ground to time us.

All those things, were wash!

You need a man beside you to complete you? Na wash!

You can complete yourself if the available men are not desirable. Marriage and relationships is one place where you do not have to make the available desirable. If it is not “werking”, please feel free to dialogue with your feet.

And flip society the middle finger while you are it. Pursue what makes you happy – a career, a passion, it might even be a relationship that is heading nowhere.

Dear young ladies, I would rather you were alone than unhappy.

I would rather you were alone than bruised, battered and broken.

I would rather you were alone than dead.

For real!

PS: To the men who would read this and just think of that one single, tired, line. I love you too, but don’t bother to come at me with the “you are so bitter and hate men” line.

Because quite frankly…

I.

Don’t.

Care.

PS 2: “Beht what about us church girls that want to wait?” Good on you. But while you are waiting, shine your eyes. Nothing says you can not test your intended’s temperament and reactions during the church supervised courtship period.

You cannot come and go and “wait” all that while only to now come and go and marry and we will come and go and be gathering over your matter again on social media.

Have mercy on us biko, tatafo work is not an easy something and church boys are also human boys.




Date: November 25, 2015in: All News, Columnists, Opinion, Things that make me go hmmm by Viola (Wednesdays)

So we should not breathe

So we should not breathe?

Creepy thread

funkymatics:
wow! my proposer where art thou?

Pls help me ask o

KOPAS ATTACKED BY STUDENTS

I am a kopa (corp member) serving in Umuahia North LGA of Abia state. My service year started on the 5th of May, 2015., so I'm a batch "A" kopa. I wasn't the only corp member at my PPA, we are more than 15 kopas.
Prior to starting work at my PPA, tales from the public had already informed us of how lawless the school was and is. But, all we wanted was for students to dress properly, this is because improper dressing is the order of the day at the school, late coming is normal to them, disobedience is a pride and group movement give them the boldness and confidence they needed for actions. Teachers overlook their actions and pretend not to see it, for reasons best known to them.
The question is, what is the school authority doing?
These students will do anything to thwart teachers' efforts in putting things right.
Students walk out when teachers are talking to them, they wear slippers to school, at 9:00am a good percentage of the students are still on their way to school, with their shirts flying behind them, they use only the first two or three buttons of their shirts.

What did we do wrong?
Just after the morning devotion, kopas mount the school gate and ensure that late comers are punished according to laid down rules, kopas ensure that each student is properly dressed during school hours, we cease items such as slippers, hand bands, necklaces and rings worn by students to school. We go to classes and do our jobs and even others as may be assigned to us by senior teachers. Little did we know that our actions are attracting student-enemies to us, the same students we teach.
Lately, we've observed some irregular activities among students, such as holding meetings in farms within the school compound. The last one that happened, kopas were forced to involve the school security, but during a tour round the school compound, the students escaped through their usual passages, after all they know the nooks and crannies of the school.
On the 22nd of October, 2015., at about 3:00pm, the normal school hours has gone, it was prep for the entire school. A kopa had the opportunity to advice one of the students whom he met on his way back from a prep class. He charged the student to turn from the kind of life he has chosen, owing to previous happenings, after all the end is always bad, the kopa told him. Later that day, at about 4:00pm just after prep period (2:00pm-4:00pm) the same student stopped the kopa and warned him (kopa) never to point at him while talking, since the kopa did that during their little conversation. The kopa managed to scold him twice for the insult before he could run away. At a distance he threatened of making sure that the kopa will regret flogging him. Minutes later, when most kopas has retired to the lodge; which is within the school compound, the particular student with other group of boys with machetes stormed the lodge, with an intention to cause any kopa on sight harm.
We were just sitting within the yard when we sighted the strange faces with machetes on the fence surrounding the lodge, with so much treats of making sure we pay for all we've been doing. so within the little space we were left with, we could reach out to cutlasses within the compound in defence of self. They left and came back within minutes with more boys. But our sense and manner of approach stopped them from climbing down into the yard. They could only throw objects from the fence were they stood and destroy structures within range.
It is saddening that teachers who were within the school compound could do nothing. The only woman who tried calling for help was hit down by the students.
Within this period we contacted security men within the area, who came to arrest some of the students.
Did we contact the school authority? Yes! Did they respond very well? No!
The principal when contacted immediately after the arrest claimed to be in a meeting and never called back. The school disciplinarian responded when we text her of what happened after much failed calls. But up till our return from the police station at about 7:05pm we didn't hear from any of them.
Efforts on reaching out to the Zonal inspector failed, but on our return from the police station, we were able to reach him and inform him of all that had happened.
Na wao!!! Na serve I come serve o.

Nairalanders av no chill mehn

chineduwright110:
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francescainnoce:
For a second, I was gonna think it's him, I mean my boyfriend and I was gonna squeeze me tonight.
Checked your profile and it happened to be negative because my boyfriend will sacrifice the planet for me and back and I'm lucky to have him however have got issues that I'm a bit skeptical on sharing it with him... Not like I'm dating someone else or anything of that sort, it's only pressure, stress and some other personal challenges that is pressing down and I'm scared to have him feel like hey woman "it's too much already" unno..
So I kindaf keep this away from him and it makes me unhappy that I get him all locked up in the middle...
Christ help me please

I can relate

Nobody is perfect. Everybody get their own for body. If u follow majority here and break up with her den move on to d next girl,wen dat ones wahala starts would u also break up? How long do u want to keep breaking up? Pray about it. Study her. Do u love her enuf to be with her for d rest of ur life? Does she love u d same way? Minus d stubbornness,if yes den sit her down as d head of d relationship, tell her she's pushing u away. Ask her if she really wants the relationship. If yes she must work on her stubbornness and learn to tell u stuffs. Form the habit of praying together and ask God to help u be better for each Oda. If truly u both love each other, break up isn't the solution. And also let her know ur the man in d relationship and u sef get craze. Don't forget women like dat macho sense.