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Oluwabeyonce

You knew she was contesting. Did you expect her to hold fellowship there?

BrownCookie:
God has blessed you with common sense.

Say no more.

Chop knuckle dear

LordIsaac:
I adore her voice...but she will not be heard in my home for she is nothing short of a slut!

Why the vehemence?

Turn around if it bothers you. I see a proud black mother.

How many of her original CDs have you bought? Have you even been to a single concert of hers?

ToriBlue:
Where is the tree leaves?

Exactly!

Obviously someone went to plant the tree in the ground. In fact, that's no tree, it's just a log.

They need to move fast.

Shouldn't we also be informed as to how long it will take to complete?

GenerousLord:
chess.com is restricted in some way; no full access to enjoy all the features of a great chess game, but with lichess it's fun all the way. You can install it and see for yourself.

I've actually been using both and I prefer chess.com. I think you are referring to other features than game play. I agree that chess.com has paid options but when you spoke I thought you meant game play.

Thanks for your contribution man.

GenerousLord:
I think 'Lichess' still remains the best online chess app on android; it is time based hence, one can hardly cheat using a board analyzer.

What would you say it's advantages are over an app like chess.com

Also when you say lichess is time based, isn't chess.com also time based?

dibs:
pls am interested but I will like to see the demon version diboezekiel@gmail.com

Demon version?

pchukwudi:
You are either lying or you are totally clueless and misguided about the current state of America. There is no way Trump would have gotten in if all was well with the TRUE Americans (not the ungrateful immigrants and the deluded bunch of perverts) under Obama's administration.

Can we also agree that Buharis victory was an indictment on Jonathan?

In your words, there is no way Buhari would have won if all was well in Nigeria.

This is nonsense.

She was burnt (according to the story) end of!

According to a wise man, the fact that he died of old age and not food poisoning from his 1000 women is a testament to his wisdom.

Besides he was also wise enough to know what he could get away with.

Whoop Whoop!

You go Mr Obi!

jagugu88li:
You must do something for a living.....aahhhh, this guy pretending be a couch potato. Okay fine....#TeamLazy you are

I was gonna ask yo see that scary face but on second that, I'll pass. If mirrors breaks my face could suddenly wrinkle as though I suffered skin cancer, no thanks.

I only slap, no petting...I refuse. Slap up, pet down.

You missed me? Aaahh, that's sweet and wired, if I make sense by putting the two words together.

I'm exhausted, just got home, hungry, smell like a dust bin, sleepy etc. But yeah, tomorrow will be better.

Wats happening your side?

Oh and btw, think about having kids, maybe your problem can be solved.

Sure I do something for a living. Don't mind showing the face, just not here. If you're on WhatsApp or bbm, that would suit me fine. Shoot me a mail here ojesquire@gmail.com

Ill take the slap up and pet down. The down part is the clincher.

Yeah I did, miss you. Kept refreshing the page to see if you had responded.

Have a quick bath, I'm eager to help with that. Hope you have something you can microwave, then get in bed and I'll tuck you in.

As for kids, I'm not sure how ready I am for that. I don't think one should have kids unless one can fully commit him/herself to bringing them up. It's one of the world's biggest problems, especially in this side of the world.

I picked some beans to cook, you're free to hop over if you are too tired to make something for yourself.

Why not screenshot the damn list?

jagugu88li:
Getting brilliant......dont even wanna imagine how one gets brilliant.

Tell me you illiterate and I'll slap you right there and there here . Maybe you don't church, I get it. Africans are slowly moving away from the belief of the high being.

I opened the season today, Lawd my body. But hey, I'm doing better than I had expected.

Check yourself in mirror and see if the child was being unfair by refusing to be held by you . Don't you have kids of your own?

Circumstances beyond your control could be anything, starting from being wasted , recovering from the weekend resting and aahhhh I can't think of anything else.

How far are you with the snails?

Hey you're here. I missed you.

Getting brilliant always starts with an overdose of firewater.

Thankfully I'm not completely illiterate. You can slap all you want as long as you pet me there too. As for your body, I am willing to share my ori oyo with you. Help you work it in.

I don't appear in mirrors. They tend to break when they catch my reflection. That wasn't the reason though. The kid even refused to let her dad play with her. I don't have kids either.

As for the circumstances, yeah, I was wasted. Luckily no damage was done.

How are you?


PS:
Per the snails, I'm not into it but I seriously considered it at a point. Read up a bit about them but procrastination took over. #teamlazy

jagugu88li:
Snoek and Dorado I never throw back. Other than that, it depends on the day's luck.

Hahahahaha, all men love ladies VB. I hope you're are aware it won't be a match instead, it would be me teaching you a lifetime lesson.

Check with the Dr. hey. Don't go about playing Mr.Man yet you're not well. Get well hey.

I'm opening the season tomorrow, Lawd I'm lazy. If there was a way of making money without working, trust me.......

Oh why don't you go to church? Atheism things? I do go but not very frequent

Hiya. Sorry I couldn't reply earlier. It was due to circumstances beyond my control

On church, I've never really liked church (or school either) and at the end of the day, I don't buy into the product. It's more productive for me to sleep than to endure hours of one baboon screaming at me and assuring me of my eternal damnation.

I'm supposed to play today but I think I'll sit it out. The arm is much better. By Friday I should be good. Got my hands on some ori oyo yesterday though I haven't applied it yet.

Just by the way I met the cutest baby ever yesterday. Cute as a button I tell ya. A year and five months. Too bad she won't let me carry her.

You think you would like to make money without working? The euphoria would last a few months at best. Then you'd get really bored and start making bad decisions just to keep things exciting. My friends call it "getting brilliant"

jagugu88li:
Snoek and Dorado I never throw back. Other than that, it depends on the day's luck.

Hahahahaha, all men love ladies VB. I hope you're are aware it won't be a match instead, it would be me teaching you a lifetime lesson.

Check with the Dr. hey. Don't go about playing Mr.Man yet you're not well. Get well hey.

I'm opening the season tomorrow, Lawd I'm lazy. If there was a way of making money without working, trust me.......

Oh why don't you go to church? Atheism things? I do go but not very frequent

Will revert. I'm in elevated spirits. I'm prone to "miss yarn"

jagugu88li:
Thanks Senior man hey, thanks bro. Just came back from them......better but...

I think that's Yoruba....will check. I don't even know what their Shea Butter is , will check too.

My sport is today......fishing, cant say i like the heat though. Either this or volleyball. If you like table tennis then you'd do a great match for squad rackets, yeah? You saying you have a problem with your shoulder? Aaahh this guy. Ok lets forget the match

[s]Someone is not going to church because of last night's injuries [/s]

Do you eat the fish you catch or you throw it back? Never really played volleyball though for some reason I like watching female VB. I'll take you up on the match one of these days. I'm beginning to worry a bit about the shoulder though. Couldn't sleep on my favorite side last night cos of the arm. I'm hoping a nerve isn't involved. That happened to my friend last year and it took months before he could walk properly again.

Injury or not, I don't go to church.

jagugu88li:
I don't know what you're thinking

Aahh today was one of those sad days. My second neighbours had an accident. They should moved in and silly enough, we got tk know them today.....2 safe and one will surely be brain damaged (12years old).

If you took thee "tranquilizer" yesterday instead of painkillers, surely today is worse ......

I'm sorry about the accident, especially for that one that got the worst of it. Let's hope they all recover fully.

Shoulder is still there. Finally took the ibuprofen but it didn't seem to be very effective. I guess I didn't help matters by playing table tennis this afternoon.

I think I need some ori oyo (I think the English word is Shea Butter) and a deep tissue massage.

jagugu88li:
I see you're having an arm paralysis wish, go ahead. Coz if your shoulder can't function.......

If my shoulder can't function what?

Is it what I'm thinking?

How was your Saturday?

jagugu88li:
Still feeling it senior man?

You have no idea. Woke up around 11 today.

Didn't take painkillers, took beer instead

Needless to say, it provided no relief. I'm back at square one.

jagugu88li:
young turks... You keep referring to them as "young"...... How old are you?

Naa,just go to bed and forget the painkillers. Wake up and get yourself an energy drink.

I'm not a grandpa, but compared to them boys I'm advanced. On the field they call me" senior man".

Energy drinks won't work. My shoulder hurts. To be fair, it didn't start today but the pain exacerbated after the game.

jagugu88li:
Go to the gym tomorrow and tell me how you feel.....it'll still be the same OR you'll get immune to that ibuprofen before the old you kicks in......

Naa, don't mind me.

Who gym epp?

Football is a more rigorous workout especially when playing with young turks.

Luckily I don't abuse painkillers. I do need one this night though.

jagugu88li:
No bro, I'm saying I know nothing about snails. Those I mentioned are what I know.

Tell me you're not trying to be a chicken

Ok, no snails then.

I'm not chicken. In fact I'm pretty brave. Lucky I have ibuprofen in the house. It's not easy to be running around with young sprouts. Trying to regain the old me.

Thread to be moved to the front page for balance but my view is that Oyedepo is out of line. His anger is understandable though.


You Chukwudi though.. .

jagugu88li:
Stop it. You were the chicken......workout, this guy

I'm trying. You won't understand. It's been a while.

Citrus, Grapes, Refinement

Are we talking snails? What of feed formular and avoiding ants and stuff like that.

Destined2win:
Was he that dumb not to have tested it before parting with his money?

Speaking of dumb, can't you see its not a he?

jagugu88li:
Enjoy!

I'm back. Sore shoulder but good workout.


So you know anything about snail rearing?

jagugu88li:
Fortunately you wouldn't. Sir please, if you're looking for a person to pick on today, I'm the wrong person.

Wanna talk agriculture?

LOL. No need. I'm off to play football.

Take care.

jagugu88li:
Now we are moving forward. It wasn't shared here because of brexit....it was just relevant that's all.

Lets do this......can you find out who came up with this and get back to me.

I'd have better luck finding a needle in a haystack.

If I claimed I'm the one who came up with this, how would you be able to prove me wrong?