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Investment / Re: For Those That Want Free Satoshi Website Come In Here by jbbalarabe(m): 5:30pm On Sep 06, 2016
Jbbalarabe@yahoo.com
Politics / Re: #zuckerberg'svisit: This Is The Most Patriotic Post By A Nigerian In Recent Time by jbbalarabe(m): 2:36pm On Aug 31, 2016
datola:
Yes but other languages are not really necessary because majority can read and write. Hausas are the least educated/literate tribe.

Just like somebody was asking why is there no Yoruba BBC or Igbo BBC.
so because the Chinese speak mandarin it means that they are least educated or for the fact that There is BBC kiswahili , VOA kiswahili its also means that they are all least educated you see How ignorant you are? Or you think its only in Nigeria that hausa is been spoken? For your information Hausa is the second most populous language in Africa after kiswahili, all mark did was to reach out to fb users and for your information the hausa people are very proud of there language they are not shy to use it . And please can you Give me a criteria for the measurement of literacy?
Celebrities / Re: Waje Gifted With A Bible By Bono As She Poses With Bono And Aliko Dangote by jbbalarabe(m): 11:17am On Aug 28, 2016
Greenback:
Wetin bring bono and waje and dangote together?
Abokki dangote sef
Abokki Dangote the richest black man on earth

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Members In Dikwa Captured By CJTF, Weapons & Cattle Recovered (Pics) by jbbalarabe(m): 6:03pm On Aug 24, 2016
Big ups cjtf
Religion / Re: Jesus-like Image Appears In Markudi Church (pic) by jbbalarabe(m): 4:58pm On Aug 09, 2016
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Religion / Re: Jesus-like Image Appears In Markudi Church (pic) by jbbalarabe(m): 4:46pm On Aug 09, 2016
Ok oh

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Celebrities / Re: TY Bello Shares Xray Of A Soldier Fighting Boko Haram In Maiduguri by jbbalarabe(m): 4:14pm On Jul 12, 2016
FowlYansh:
And normal human beans still support the dunllard undecided
BEANS shocked
Politics / Re: EFCC's 7 Most Wanted Fugitives 2016 by jbbalarabe(m): 11:31am On Jul 09, 2016
Saminu Turaki be chilling with them cheatah with the loated funds

Politics / Re: Lere Olayinka: Buhari's Lied As His Classmates Visit Him by jbbalarabe(m): 6:21pm On Jul 04, 2016
dunkem21:
Click *Like if you agree with Lere..

Otherwise, Share*



The guy above me is pained cheesy
What does he know ? Middle school

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Politics / Re: Buhari Sacks Kachikwu As GMD Of NNPC by jbbalarabe(m): 6:14pm On Jul 04, 2016
Ok
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Leaves For Saudi Arabia To Perform Umrah In Ramadan by jbbalarabe(m): 11:46am On Jun 27, 2016
GTkester:
Let her remember US, ok?
save the date by June 30th she is visiting the US for world first ladies summit.
Jokes Etc / Engineering Students And Proves. by jbbalarabe(m): 12:49am On Jun 19, 2016
JOKE!!!
: Engineering Student Can Prove Anything For 10 Marks

Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA

Education Student :” Out Of Course”

Art Student: ”No Way”

Commerce Student: ”Cannot Be Proved”

but…..

Engineering Student: Its Simple

Solution

As we know,

Pressure(P)= Force/Area

i.e P = F/A

∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)

Now ,aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,

Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)

i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)

From equation (i) and (ii)

PA = MA

Squaring both sides

(PA)² = (MA)²

∴ PAPA = MAMA
Politics / Re: Wives Of Oyo, Ebonyi & Zamfara Governors In A Group Photo by jbbalarabe(m): 2:09pm On Jun 15, 2016
Beremx:
I thought Hadiza Umar Shinkafi is Zamfara state First Lady?
Oh my!!
zamfara state governor is Yari Gandi Abdulazeez. Not shinkafi
Culture / Re: List Of Nigerian Tribes And The States Where They Live. by jbbalarabe(m): 1:09am On Jun 01, 2016
whirlwind7:
Fulani is not in the list, so how come they are one of the major tribes in the north?
Did you omit it?

Bubu will not be happy about this.
number 119 pulbe is the same as fulani
Business / Re: "Binary Option Trading (become A Millionaire In A Year)" by jbbalarabe(m): 2:42pm On May 10, 2016
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Politics / Re: Who Can Battle With The Lord? FFK Posted This On Facebook And He Got These by jbbalarabe(m): 12:53pm On May 09, 2016
Good question asked Metuh AND Dokpesitried that Faith game .
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi And His Wife On A Boat Cruise (photo) by jbbalarabe(m): 12:32pm On May 07, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
And they'll tell the poor northern youths that such flexing is against Islam grin grin

Religion remains the opium of the poor people
where do you get all the misguided information from please?

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Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi And His Wife On A Boat Cruise (photo) by jbbalarabe(m): 12:30pm On May 07, 2016
searchng4love:
In normal climes he should be locked up in jail and the keys thrown away.
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WHY?
Crime / Re: Polytechnic Bida Lecturer Rapes A Student by jbbalarabe(m): 10:03am On May 07, 2016
What stupid investigation again after they catch him pant down on the act, what nonsense half salary are they placing this animal on?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Common Misconceptions About Islam by jbbalarabe(m): 11:24pm On May 06, 2016
chiventoline:
I rather be an athiest than to be a worshiper of Muhammad tufiakwa.........
you see how ignorant you can be, there is no where it was said the one should worship Muhammad (s.a.w) Muslims do not worship muhammad (s.a.w) or jesus (A.S) or any other messenger of God.

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Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi's Forbes TV Interview: Says Jonathan Threatened Him (Video) by jbbalarabe(m): 1:47am On May 06, 2016
GWMI:
A man who can protect a child kidnapper, is not wordy to be called a king.If this man is really the Second ranking Islamic Leader in Nigeria it only means Islam needs deliverance because we are what we preach.Sanusi is nothing but a shameless King and Elder.No wonder the core north, is not progressing, with a leader like Sanusi, you will never progress.Shame on The Fulani herdmen,Shame on the Kano Emirate and shame on Islam for calling sanusi a prominent leader.Thanks.
A big shame to your ignorance and lack of understanding, A bigger shame to your false allegations without proof and a greater shame on you remaining where you are and cursing someone that has progressed ........ Anyways if only you will take time to educate yourself a little about Islam then you will know how shameless you are.

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Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Music Collabos Nigerians Can’t Wait To See by jbbalarabe(m): 5:18pm On Apr 20, 2016
The English thou.
Investment / 10 Ways On How To Remain Poor by jbbalarabe(m): 11:42am On Apr 07, 2016
HOW TO REMAIN POOR:

1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs,
why hurry to get up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count
and recall how you spent it.

3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money.
How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not
sympathetic to your burning needs.

4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the
"uneducated".How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing
or home-based production? That's for people who never
went to
school!

5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes
from
heaven and gives you capital. How do they expect you to
invest
before you get millions? Even though more than half the
businesses in your town were started with little capital, you
as a
smart person can only start with millions.

6. Complain about everything except your own attitude and
laziness. Blame the system, the government and the banks
that
refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not
want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy
consumer
products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and
employers.

8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate your friends with your trendy fashions every day.
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your yearly salary.

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything
because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old age.
Politics / Re: Masari Paints Katsina Schools With APC Colour by jbbalarabe(m): 10:19am On Mar 22, 2016
But wait ohh is the sky blue and red APC colour where is the white and green ?
Islam for Muslims / Re: The Importance And Blessings Of Gratitude In Islam by jbbalarabe(m): 7:53pm On Mar 18, 2016
Alhamdulilahi, Alhamdulilahi, Alhamdulilahi Jazak Allahu kayran
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s First Minister Of Sadness - By Haruna Mohammed Salisu by jbbalarabe(m): 5:31pm On Mar 18, 2016
This is the most wonderful article I read in NLso far ma God help our country .
Politics / Re: Dalung Solomon At BBC For A Programme On Hausa Service (photos) by jbbalarabe(m): 11:52am On Mar 18, 2016
[quote author=datola post=43880243]He dressed 'better' today because he's going to talk to his masters.

What's the essence of Hausa BBC self?[/quote
The essence is simple every Hausa person or northerner is more informed than his counterpart from the other region always has his transistor radio at hand.

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Romance / Girls Can You Date Donald Trump With This His D**k by jbbalarabe(m): 12:32am On Mar 17, 2016
My question is to the ladies can you Date Donald Trump with a finger size Dick

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Nairaland Muslim Newbies: Introduce Yourselves Here by jbbalarabe(m): 12:08am On Mar 17, 2016
Salaam alaykum my name Is JAMIL bashir Balarabe, a proud Muslim and I am new nairalander
Hope my while will be worth here. Thanks.

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Crime / Re: I Sold Ifesinachi Ani To Emir Of Zazzau-abductor by jbbalarabe(m): 11:31pm On Mar 16, 2016
I laugh sometimes at how people believe any kind of Cock and Bull story, so the man said the scouts told him he bought the girl for the Emir of Zaria. Please Dont let your hatred for the northern pert of the country impades your sense of reasoning ....... anyways the love of hatred for the nothern nigeria no be today.

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Fashion / Re: Okuneye Idris-Olanrewaju: Male Barbie Doll (Photos) by jbbalarabe(m): 10:58pm On Mar 16, 2016
cool shocked shocked shocked cool shocked
Cancer of the anus now killing them ........ just sayingsaying

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