₦airaland Forum

gabe:
How can the Army think like this? This is extremely stupid. The girls are kidnapped, brainwashed and used.

I think i agree with u.
Here i see the army trying to play a face-saving game.In recent times the military seems to be losing to BH while trying to make Nigerians believe otherwise.

Each time the govt declares that BH has been defeated, they (BH) always reply with a strike proving the govt & military propaganda false.

I love Uriel for refusing to bow to pressure to bleach her skin.
Like someone rightly mentioned on this thread,the Uriel we saw on BBN house isn't ugly,except that wasn't her real face.

amodu:
Na true the guy yarn so

He was making sense until he called her 'Olosho'.

amodu:
You have joined the banters squad

Mr Amodu i hail o.

I'm learning from d boss himself.

To a lot of Nigerians, recession is just a word!

MTKbudapest:
keep on searching u will find him.

U wanna reap where u did not sow abi?

Thats the reason why i will marry a white cos when i been dey suffer no girl suffer with me.

Na so u go dey wait for ready made man till ur time pass then u go come say na witch for ur village made u not to find a husband.

Olosho

Bro why u carry her matter for head like that na? Abi una get beef.

The insult is uncalled for.

actright2:
I have been to the following states:
1. Abia, 2. Anambra, 3. Bauchi, 4. Bayelsa, 5. Benue, 6. Delta, 7. Edo, 8. Ebonyi, 9. Enugu 10. Ekiti, 11. Gombe, 12. Imo, 13. Jigawa, 14. Kaduna, 15. Kano, 16. Katsina, 17. Kogi, 18. Kwara, 19. Lagos, 20. Nasarawa, 21. Niger, 22. Ogun, 23. Ondo, 24. Osun, 25. Oyo, 26. Plateau, 27. Rivers, 28. Yobe and 29. FCT.

Wait o u are not asked to recite states and their capital.
Try visit d remaining and get d title: Mr Nigeria.

Delta(origin), cross River, Edo, Rivers,Abia, Anambra, Akwa-Ibom, Kano, Kaduna.


Just 9.

Sometimes i wonder why some achievements in life come at a time we wont be able to enjoy them.

The tyres of the car are feeling hot & tired they decided to go upsidedown the receive fresh air.


On a serious note: how can u be speeding with such dead tyres. U want to kill urself?

Jobia:
I love that this man actually enjoys his life and is always looking so happy

Didn't u read dat he is worth $700 million ?

He has no right whatsoever to be sad with dat kind of money in his account.

Hmm.This guy must be so in love.

Looking at his wife, i can tell that the colour if his love is green...




Green---d &$

Hmmm I don't even know what to say...well, let me say something.






That's all I have to say.

0b100100111:




Holy Beyonce!

She is always trying to mimic the Madonna.
This would have been very close but for d twins.

Caustics:
so if i touch woman on the buttocks they will follow me?

Dem go follow u with slap.

Origamist:
Controversy.
Controversy sells.
If there wasn't a sex scene in the movie,no one will be talking about it as fervently as it's being discussed.
The movie industry's saturated with talents and films,so you'll need to push the boundary for you to enjoy the attention of the media and viewers.

There should be a thumb-up emoticon on nairaland.

That was a brilliant response!!

Should we call this marine slayer?

Very wicket

:oThis lie is entertaining pls tell us more

"He shot himself in the (foot) leg" in the idiomatic and literal sense...by now in his hospital bed sense should have fallen on him

swissj619:
It's an eye opener!

like d one for opening beer or d one for eye is different...waiting for reply.

amodu:
Refrain from saying what you are ignorant of, a whole lot of Corps Members are involved in N-Power receiving the two allowances with no hitch.

I sight u Jagaban

PaperLace:
You done come. No be only Leviticus, na Magic School Bus.

Of course there are such trains,known as maglev(short for magnetic levitation).The train track is made of steel,very high speed and driverless.

Maglev trains don't really fly in the actual sense.It is described dat way because there is no contact between the the train and the track since it has no wheels.The train is essentially guided on it track by magnets attached to the train d force of which prevents any contact between them.

You might not have heard of it likely because only three countries in the world operate maglev trains- I can only remember Japan & China-reason being that it is very expensive to build.

I love d interior,but d exterior didn't catch my fancy.

Lexusgs430:
Did I see his nose elongate?

Pinocchio

Goahead:
Keep growing up, maybe one day you'll dwarf mount Everest.

:oMr Goahead u deserve a 'sarcasm of d year' award.

I rep my community grammar school founded in 1998 @ least it is old enough.

Great feat! Congrats.

chakula:
The guy run out of luck.

Or better still luck ran out of him.

I've been looking at the pics for a while now, i still can't find chemistry on it,not even a chemical formula

Advanced technology.Advanced cheating.

nahzyla:
Every houseguest and even the house kids are supposed to knock when entering a married couples room. thats their domain for private activities so a sensible person would knock first whether door is locked or not.

True talk.