₦airaland Forum

neonly:
D teacher we try dis for St finbarrs in akoka then no go never forget what we did to her
Na d male teachers dat wanted der own to turn to climb d gbuse save her can't stop laughing
Totally wrong child abuse is d word

What is this gibberish

How do you reply something so banal and stupid?

Mhizcontempt:
I pray he goes back to square one.. He does not deserve to be rich and famous at all..
God please bless me with this money so that I can teach people how to live good live..

This is sick. Why would pray that?

How does he being rich stop you from also being rich? There is enough to go around, young blood. Don't ever wish bad on anybody.

Work for yours. He worked for it.

Such mentality.

Does it stop them from running abroad at any slight head ache? And what is the timeline? Does it subsidize medical cost to the common poor Nigerian ?

Hypocrites. Wicked animals.

Does this one look okay to you?

That's one goddamn expensive lunch.

I know the person must be one crypto goorooh.

Those guys have money to throw around. People's money.

Ha!! This money of a thing will spoil everything.

May be trying to ask politely to stop jacking his style. I always felt this burna boy dey copy offset too much.
From hairstyle to chains to diamond teeth. Everything

Nawa. This thing called sex is highly mysterious.

Karlovych:
Hmm, what is really going on in Igboland?

You goat. He is south south, sorry to disappoint you.

This man has completely gone bunkers I'm very sure of that.

What a crazy guy.

Stay out of politics and do your clergy work!

Fake prophet.

meobizy:
I go soon japa.

Lol. Abeg no forget to carry me o.

Carry me dey go...

meobizy:
Lol. Not my concern. A sick country with sick infrastructure run by sick individuals.

How is it not your concern? Don't you live here too?

Who are the idiots embarrassing the young guy sef. What is wrong with people? Are they the court? This is absolutely disgusting.

Born2Breed:
When I say Buhari is dull and dumb, some will argue.

That man has no cell of smartness, people take his smiles and silence as wit. Nah, he is just confused and blank.

I think he is really an introvert or at least ambivert. You know, when you hardly talk, people can read different meanings to your silence. Some would imagine you are very smart or dangerous or deep or whatever.

Joezinho:
I guess you live in Lagos. Enjoying the life made possible by the likes of Tinubu. Yet you and your croonies hate him so much. You have TA Orji, the uba brothers,Orji Kalu, Ikpeazu, Okorocha, and others nitwits in your region yet it is Tinubu that's giving you headache.. Obviously because he controls Lagos that covetous Igbos want.. Have possession of what an Igbo man covets and he wll passionately hate you..

You guys are lucky Yorubas are accommodating..What keeps happening in SA would have happened long time ago in Lagos. You can't tell the zulus their land is no man's land.

You are a natural idiot. A f00l of unequalled proportion. You are basically a waste of a human being. Your parents made a mess in you. My sympathy.

That's how you claim to be sophisticated yet you are all so foolish. Reasoning like idiots.

Must be infidelity. Their regular trade mark.

IamCeazer:
Ommo, wetin him go do for Dutse? Very local place come still lodge for that kind Hotel, I bet a night In dia VIP suites won't be up to 9k.
Anyway, RIP to d dead, anoda legend gone.
Omo dose men made our childhood Fun.
Kerewawa

You think he is rich? I remember once travelling in the same sienna bus with the other one, Ibro. I was going to Abuja from Lagos that day and our bus broke down at Okene. Their own came along and some of were trans-loaded. He disembarked at Lokoja.

They are not that rich Bro.

But police dey respect that guy. When they see am they go shout Kerewa! Everybody go laugh. The journey was sweet. No unnecessary stop and search by Nigeria police.

a. Daniel; shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, for obvious reasons.lol.

They said to King Nebu, "Even if He (God) is not going to save us from your hand, we want you to know, oh king Nebu, that we will NEVER bow down and worship your idol this day!!!"

Chineke meeeeh!!!!!! WHAT EFFRONTERY!!! WHAT AUDACITY!!! WHAT COURAGE!!! NAWAO.

b. Ruth. Her loyalty is comparable to none.

c. Timothy. Humble and ready to serve.

d. Paul for his great work ethic.

e. Joshua.

f. Baba of them all. Jesus for his unmatched compassion. That man too get love for people, especially the weak and the downtrodden. He reminds me of myself. Lol.


More still dey sha. But these ones are off the top of my head.

No séx is free. Even casual sex between club goers is not free sex. Somebody will still have to make the first move, that takes some work, action.

Sex between street neighbors isn't free. The man will do some "courting" before the woman opens leg, even if she has been eyeing the guy before. Or the other way around, the woman will have to "seduce" the guy. Either way, a form of work has been done.

Rape sex is not free. The rapist will expend energy.

Marriage sex isn't free either because the man "paid" a dowry or bride price.

Or is it the hoocup sex that abounds in the street these days.

So which one exactly are you calling free sex pls?

killmods:
Hehe... some minutes of pleasure to quench that burning lust that can't really be quenched hence leaving u yearning for more sex, leading u to more lusts, confusion, emotional rollercoaster.. time that can't be gotten back. Don't get me wrong sex is good. In fact it's great when it's done right but expecting too much might leave u more heartbroken.
If u must have sex.. let it be great or don't waste time. But then for curiosity sake go on and take the D. U already fantasizing about it already.

Wow. I have never read something so profound on Nairaland in a very long time. I absolutely love this and I permit me to copy it please.

Foreigna2:
Street trading is illegal in Canada.

The post said "parking lot" instead. And it is not like she put her wares on public display like market people do. Since when is it a crime to approach people and show them something you sell?

Somebody educate me. I know the only they will say is she is disturbing people or sth like that. Other than that, nothing else i can think of.

Your boredom is really getting the better of you. My sympathy.

19 and you already have not one ex but multiple "exes".

Na your type dey carry "well" in between your ties. You started early.

A single mother is trying to raise some money legitimately to feed her kids and the police in Canada decide to harass her.

What for ? Disturbing the peace? Or what exactly? I'm thinking.

I don't believe the same police would swoop in on a white female if she did the same.

This is rather sad and doesn't appear to involve any thoughtful action. Our government keep manifesting time and time again how narrow-minded and myopic they are by their actions and words.

People's sole means of livelihood down the drain in a blink of an eye and you think they won't delve into more crime? Especially since there is no alternative provided.

Government in Nigeria is thoughtlessly wicked.

Nigerialabalaba:
Hateful bitter ipob terrorist Ibo in diaspora wey wish buhari dead don cast.

Most of dem go return in body bags to Nigeria wey una don bad mouth or rot in jail overseas. Dem own don cast patapata. awon ashiere ebi impostor princeoflagos from owerri in barren iboland

Go and get the urgent help you need. Sicko.

Oh, hell no!!!!!!

This is not cool.

Must be tough wearing any dress at all.

U suppose use needle and thread � sew the mouth up.

Oderra.

dboY1123:
It is a month already that my mom died in my hands.. I am really depressed!! I have been seeing life as nothing and vanity, I can't get over her, memories with her kept coming back really hard I tried to keep myself busy by watching movies, playing games and so on..But that doesn't stop my mind from remembering her.

These days, nothing bothers me again, not even life or death, I still have a father but it doesn't change things..

There was a time I went to school (my ppa), my proprietor was trying to pacify me by talking about when he lost his wife back then and everything, I started feeling uneasy and extremely tired..it wasn't stress at all my stomach started aching and I felt like vomiting or even passing out..he noticed it and I quickly left his presence and I went back home to shower and rest..

Please how can I get over my mom, I'm so obsessed with her and her memories kept coming in my head that every time I felt I could have done something to rescue her despite everything I did, taking her to state hospitals and even private.. I am the last born and I am about 29years..I have elder ones like 45(first born) but I took so much responsibilities when she was sick and I was only the one she could call everytime she's depressed due to memory loss..I later found out her sickness was related to heart failure and it was congestive heart failure she was going through.. All those times we thought she had nocturnal asthma like early last year..

It was only last month we knew that it was cardiomyopathy or cardiomegaly heart related.. The general hospitals we took her too didn't say anything like that, one of them only said her liver seemed bigger than the normal one..And we thought it was edema cz her legs were swollen.. So, it was heart related disease and it led to cardiac arrest or heart attack cz she just vomited and stopped breathing all of a sudden..

Did she have diabetes too?


Sorry for your loss man.

I suggest you write her a really long letter pouring out everything in your heart to her. Then fold it up and put it away. That's the only thing that can come to my mind right now.

It's not easy and I'm not saying you will get over her immediately but you will eventually.

You can visit your siblings also. They are the closest to your mom you can get right now at this moment.

Again, sorry for your loss. Take heart.