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Naija dudes make me laff.
How are words like "multinational company", "new generation bank", "duplex" relevant to the discussion about some bloody Corper knacking your woman?

Muhahahahaha!
Original poster, why don't you post a screen shot of your facebook messages as evidence eh?

Any recommendations for someone trying to set up home internet in Port-Harcourt?

easimoni: Govt of Naija charges a 10% "Dividend Witholding Tax". One more reason why I try to exit before the dividend closes. No need to pay more to Uncle Sege/Musa

Oga Sir, please I don't understand your rationale oh. You turn down free money because you don't want to give up 10% of the free awoof?

Unity Bank is trading at a P/E of around 100 (unless my figures are wrong). Why exactly is this stock attractive to anyone?

WAPCO closed at N79.80 today. Wondering how much higher it can climb, I bought at N65 a few months ago

Surprise, surprise, Crusader actually gained the full 5% today, price currently at N5.38

I stupidly bought at N5.1 a few months ago - well, my brokers did because I did not specify a price limit. I'm thinking about bailing now to buy some FCMB. Any thoughts?

wanaj0:
Well sent a mail to Susan this morning and got a response. Sent the comments to her verbatim and she asked for the names of the people concerned to be sure that she actually got the mails. Like I said before I last heard from her on Wednesday last week. This was her response:


Kindly send the details of the client given the complains to be sure the mails were received.



Regards



Susan

I agree with Wanajo, Afrinvest is pretty good customer service wise. Well, at least my account officer in PH is.
Whenever, I first signed up a few months ago, their emails would go directly to my Yahoo Bulk mail folder which I delete without checking. So I thought they were not communicating with me either. Resolved the issue by adding every employee that I deal with to my address book

People, any news or timeline on the Union diagnostics private placement?

@ poster,
A mind is a terrible thing to waste! Read a book once in a while, and practice some writing too

Given the pessimistic view on GTB here, I'm keen to have your takes on Zenith Bank

Dude, sorry to say, you are a mugu. The signs were there all along but you were too naive to pick them.

Btw, I still handle my ex-girlfriend in Naija whenever I visit, regardless of whether she's dating someone or not.

Folks, it this a good time to buy into GTB? Or do you expect a further slide in share price?

@ poster

Let us know when you shag him - me thinks it is inevitable

People still do this in 2007?

It does not take rocket science to figure out that some Oil Prince in Dubai is putting a bulala to your brother's wife!

If they want to work things out, a start would be ending all trips to Dubai. She can promise all heaven and hell to remain faithful but once she's there alone, all bets are off.

Like someone already mentioned, you should stay out of this wahala. Nah between husband and wife, nothing concern you!

@ poster

My MUGU ALERT started beeping as soon as I saw the headline

@ Poster,
Sorry for the laughter but your post is absolutely hilarious! "soon be over"? Haven't heard that one before.

Anyways, let me break it down for you: Your girl has met someone else that she has a strong fancy for and is willing to leave you for. As soon as it materializes, you are toast and out of the picture. She's warning you in advance to make the transition smoother. Sorry to put it this blunt but it is usually best to know the truth

Only in Naija will someone strap an IPOD to their arm when they are not exercising.

So Bros, you are in love with someone you never met. Be careful, Don't get taken for a ride oh

simply_me:
me i hate ugly guys, or average looking guys, so for me, it is the gorgeous looks, like younger r-kelly.

Quite difficult to find that in Cambodia, init?

In my beloved city of PH, huge stacks of colored paper!

travolta:
abeg make una all advice m o because i am kind of confused. i was datin dese chick while i was in sch,d relationship was a year plus when i was leavin sch.shortly after i left,i got to find out she had started seein another guy who she claimed was her friend before i left .surprised her by meetin her folks.she apologised lata nd gave excuses that i was not serious wit her bcuz i made her feel it was a sch tin nd i she was scared of m . met another babe durin d seperatn nd she had warmed herself to m because she was always dere den. now she's back nd she's al ova m now nd pleading that we shuld make it wrk
.can't leave d other chic also because she is too good to b true.
wetin make man do o

Damn son! I think you just broke the record for percentage of words abbreviated! You even abbreviated 2-letter words! Damn, this is too freaking hard to read

When did height become a criteria for women?

ucohinya:
i have a guy who i love very much,he said he loves me too but his action is sometimes quite different from what it should be.eg.no access 2 his phones,don't call me always though he visits me.and there's this other guy that wants me and do give me hope 4 2morow.i don't really know what 2 do please advice me.

Why does it seem like Naija's based in Naija fall in love sooo quickly? Not sure people understand what love really is.

olamijuwon:
there is nothing really wrong in dating someone who is really older than you but the fact is that you must really be sure of his feelings for you.
he might do more than what someone of your age could do for you.

Ummm, what do you know at 14?

Shut it mate!

I don't understand why any woman will take physical abuse from a man. You must have serious self-esteem issues!

I have 4 sisters and any man that has the audacity to his hands on any one of them is getting shot! It is that simple!

I'm in the same situation - she's a really sweet person that I love as a person but I'm just not in love with her. And I just don't see myself marrying her. Btw, I'm 24.
It would hurt her too much if I broke up with her (she's 25), for really no good reason. Things seem to be great on the surface and she's really quite a catch, just not the one for me.
Anyways, I've let myself catch a little fun on the side, and I don't feel guilty about it

The 28 yr old guy is a child molestor!
The 15 yr old girl is a mugu! What the hell does she know about love? Fuuk outtta here

babyosisi:
please.
What is bad about menstruation?
It is natural

Auntie, what is good about it? Besides knowing that something isn't popping out 9 months later?

I'm about to make one oyinbo chic answer YES to this question. Met her while clubbing this weekend and the girl dey no wan let man go, but keeps reminding me that she has a boyfriend


Anyways, I doubt that I can be 100% faithful until I meet the girl that I want to marry! Haven't met her yet so just dating for the hell of it, and getting whatever I can

Funny tories so far, but please can we leave out all period/menstruation/cycle stories?? I just prefer to think good thoughts