blucum:
What happens to the TV sets and speakers?

They use them to do yahoo biz. Only in Nigeria.

SultanYoung:
Confused lot, you guy thought you are dealing with a vegetable kind of government she will be detain for a whole year and I repeat not even your messiah can do a thing about that.


Toothless bull dogs, keep insulting nigerian government while you rushed and apply for NPOWER, NPF, AIR FORCE, NAVY and other federal government agencies you bloody hypocrite.


Where are the useless NGO when they kill our father at imo, if not for GOD a thousand IGBO men trading in the North would have pay the ultimate price.

But out of let the government follow due process we let it slide

Wetin dey pain me pass na say lalastic lala dey see all this waisted sperms and he/she no go ban them, if na person wey the try to make sence, e for done ban the person. Abi you be one of them? Tell us make we know.

ShakeDaRoom:
Do you mean all the sellers you have contacted on Jiji have tried to scam you? That is very hard to imagine. If you check the feedback left on sellers by previous buyers, you would find so many sellers to choose from. Also I understand that Jiji bans any sellers asking for prepayment as its not allowed. I use Jiji all the time and I have never been scammed

Yes you are correct, some will say you should pay the shipping money first, the last one I encountered said I should pay 15k for gate pass before I can enter his shop at onne. They were all banned after I reported them on jiji. But I seriously need that gen.

Gval123:
Nigeria way police with full uniform , go even carry big guy will take public transport. Lolz. Police nor get vehicle, lolz. Meanwhile, ordinary house of rep member get 5 convoy as him day go. lolz. I laugh like akrobeto. In fact, country way the immigration officers for airport even beg pass amajiri way day road. Chai, chai, there is God oh, There is God oh. Nigeria soldiers are hungry, these guys are been sent to their death by Nigeria govt with emptied stomach. Nigeria police go dirty like who day dig gutter. Shame on Nigeria govt

Bros, you talk well ooo.
But, no vex oh, the small cars wey govt give police wetin them use am do? The money wey govt dey give them to maintain their cars and buildings wetin them dey use am do? Same thing applies to other uniform groups in the country. If you no get respect for humanity do your job well, when nemesis start to show you love no blame others.

Please, is there any body that have successfully bought fueless generator from an online shop? Tell us how you got it and the seller.
All the sellers I have encountered on jiji, facebook, etc are scammers. They trick you into paying part of the money for the gen and off they vanish.

This one wey army still dey Port Harcourt for more than two years dey kill and extort money from people in the name of looking for their missing guns. Make we see wetin them go do for Borno on this matter. Karma is watching them.

IranianSea:

You can't be sure or have you run that level and got seleted, received your first pay? ( That's if you're not the scammer trying to pretend as though you know someone that can do it) scam starts from the word "free" and before you know it, you will be ask to send airtime from there, to 1k to 2k before you know whatsup, your already spent 10k. Only idiot can fall for that stupid scams going on right now. Listen! If you don't loss money, you bank details will be collected and you won't have any reason not to release any thing asks for because you're already in a dark deal.
Anything going on online, I will never send money to anyone, I will never release my bank details... Only idiot send OTP code sent to their phones. I will never do that.

Bros abeg read well and understand before you misfire.
Who asked you to indicate interest or to pay money? Please check the subject again.

lolu2019:
that is stealing bro. On top 30k.

It was like madness while I sat and listened to him making calls to source for people that applied.

Abubaka50:
To share #30000 abi #10000. Nigerians our long throat long die. It shall never be well with our leaders

To share #30000 with 1000 people

lolu2019:
That's a lie. dont let people scam u with things that will happen with coincidence.dont pay anybody money. Npower is not scam. Just cool down, if they select u ,good for u.

He is not asking you to pay before being selected, your salary will pass through his account

I came across someone yesterday looking for people who applied for Npower but were not selected. That he has 1000 slots in Npower and he needs them to fill in those slots and share their allowances with them. While people are there strogling to apply, people in offices are sharing slots.

Jakumo:


Most likely those 41 million corona infection doses are from China, a nation whose people universally loathe black people, and Africans in particular, despite the Chinese grand scheme to colonize Africa, with the intent of plundering her natural resources and despoiling her environment.

A vaccination that will assist 41 million Africans into their early graves, would fit perfectly into the silent strategy of China, in the African continent.

And our so called leaders are blindly assisting China achieve their dreams due to their greed and forgetting that they are also Africans.

lalasticlala:


https://www.thecable.ng/ehanire-nigeria-has-secured-additional-41-million-doses-of-covid-19-vaccine

Who are they fooling in this country? The big nations that had earlier paid the companies for this vaccines are complaining that the companies have not met up with supplies and here is Nigeria claiming they have secured additional 41million doses. where did they get the supplies from?

Make this people no come poison us finish for this country because of their greed oh. Abeg.

Akposy:
Step 9: Cool and Chow

When cooked, remove from the oven and allow to cool for about 10 mins. Proceed to remove the bread from the pan onto a cooling rack or plate.

Serve with your preferred spread, egg, akara, moi moi or tea! I had mine with milk and butter

Pics 1. Bread removed from the oven

[b]Note: Remove the baked bread from the pan after 10 mins else it will steam and become soggy. Nobody likes a soggy bread.

Cut the dough into 8 pieces if using a small pan like mine to give room for more proofing of the dough.

Sorry, its like the stress to produce bread is more than the enjoyment.

Nemere2020:
1. The @SONNigeria has raised a red alert on the discovery of suspected substandard Toyota brand of engine oil in the Nigerian markets.

2. Director General, Osita Aboloma Esq. disclosed that the suspected substandard Toyota brand of engine oil was discovered through the SON regular market surveillance activity in its 42 State offices across the country.

3. The imported product has neither undergone the SON offshore conformity assessment process nor was it registered with the organisation for traceability and quality verification.

4. SON stated that the Toyota brand of engine oil is being sold in One (1) litre and Four (4) litre containers to unsuspecting Nigerian Consumers.

5. The psuspected substandard product has no close or remote relationship with the Toyota brands of automobile or the manufacturers.

6. SON advised the Nigerian public to avoid patronage of the Toyota brand of engine oil in the meantime, stressing that SON operatives are on the trail of other uncertified and unregistered brands of engine oil in the Nigerian markets for necessary regulatory action.

7. SON advised the general public to patronize only certified made-in-Nigeria brands of engine oil with the MANCAP logo and imported brands that have undergone the SON offshore conformity assessment process andNare duly registered for traceability and quality verification

8. The SON assured the Nigerian public that all purveyors of substandard and life threatening products would be prosecuted in line with the provisions of the SON Act 14 of 2015 and the criminal code once apprehended.

9. SON frowned at the importation of poor quality products into Nigeria to engage in unfair competition with high quality, certified, made-in- Nigeria brands.

https://twitter.com/SONNigeria/status/1276495866002583554?s=19

Where were SON and Custom operatives when the oil was imported to the country?

Where is the picture of the man? What is the age of the man? Say no to child abuse!!!

It's quite unfortunate that stupidity and cowardice flows in the blood of most Nigerians, especially the highly respected and at the aim of affairs. what is wrong with the delegates being kept in isolation which is in line with the standard for combating covid-19 to be sure that they are also not infected before giving them access to the State? If they are not ready to be isolated first, it is a clear indication that they have skeletons in their wardrobes. And as such, it is possible that the NCDC along with the FG have an evil plan for Nigerians in order to enrich their selfish pockets.

I choose Engr. Richard Ndoma Neku as president of Nigeria. Many do not know him but the few who know him will tell you that he is a very good choice for president.

Na only guys with small John-Thomas go dey blast this girl. she simply passed a clear message which even other girls that are abusing her also desire. Abeg!!! na who forming help.

Abeg I want know. efcc as them gallant reach no dey see politicians and other public servants wey dey thief our money dey put us for this hardship? abi them create them for only the small people wey dey find way to escape from poverty. It is shameful that they are working hard on yahoo boys while corruption rocks from the highest to the least public office in this country.

otokx:


Innocent people may have died in the first onslaught but many more will die in this second one, there should be other ways of diffusing the situation, the only people that will ultimately be worse off are the people living in Abonnema and their relatives outside.

That is true but, am expecting the maturity in diffusing the situation to come from the army because they are trained and not from untrained boys.

otokx:


There are so many communities in Rivers State but some particular ones always like to attack Police and Military.

Yes you are very correct but, can you please tell me why when a grasscutter digs its hole you see the sand from the hole outside but, when a rabit digs its hole you can't find the sand outside?

My brother, not everybody in Nigeria is a caward.

BluntBoy:


The soldiers were said to have been killed by gunmen who then went away with their rifles.

I don't believe this is a reprisal by the boys from the affected area. No one will want to kill a soldier in his own community.

Brother it might interest you to know that this problem started on the day of the presidential electon. Please find out exactly what happened in Abonnema that day and the following days till date and you will know that there is nothing like "unknown gunmen".

everybody condeming the boys and soldiers left, right and center. Have anybody sat back to ask why the soldiers were killed? Soldiers go arround killing men, women and children for reasons best known to them and nobody caughs, the boys carry out a reprisal and it becomes the biggest offence committed. It will be better if we try to consider the root of issues before addressing them. Today, it is for abonnema, tomorrow may be your turn, nobody knows.

My wife and I have been married for some years now and our marriage has also been blessed with children. we both have great disgust for MouthAction right from when we started dating and had never tried it but, this morning she woke from the side of the bed I cannot explain.
After using the rest room, she came back to bed and started acting Indian love movie with me (that type of romance wey man go the provoke "what is the matter, haba, junior is ready and willing but you are delaying to grant him access". after a while, she pulled my boxer and fresh air touched my rod of honour then I said to myself, "finally the hour has come".

Nairalanders there came my first shocker, she silently crawled down and started preparing the bull dog the way an anaconda does to its prey before ravishing it, I was like " hey!!! wetin happen? abi person done send am for me" but kept quiet and watched her do her thing, when she gulped my john-thomas for the missionary journey, oh mehn come and see mix feelings, I was like "this thing feels good oh! oboy you done the miss something since!!!" suddenly her teeth were scratching my shaft then she raised her face up and looked at me eyeball to eyeball and I was like "ye!!! I sure say I never fuckup somewhere wey this babe want take style treat my fuckup". I thought of excusing her and escaping by any means but I just chinned up and told myself " well if I die, na my wife kill me so no wahala, all die na die".

Luckily for me, a neighbour knocked on the door, poi! poi!! poi!!!

me; na who?
neighbour; na me. abeg your motor block me come comot am make I pass. (normal parking space wahala in port-harcourt)
me; okay I dey come.

Come see person wey want go comot motor for road na.
As I went downstairs I said to myself "thank God you done escape this one" I remained outside for the next 2 hours to be sure that her urge is down before going back to the house. On reaching the house, I just chinnid pass as if nothing happened, my wife also behaved same.

Later in the day during supper I called her,
me; beloved (my pet name for her)
wife; yes
me; What happened? I know you despise blow-job a lot how come you did it today?
wife; nothing, you are my husband and there is always a first time for everything.
me; hmmm, abi person done lecture you somewhere?
wife; no, I just feel you should have a taste of it so that someone else will not use it to catch you outside.

Wow there came my next shocker.

Wife; be preparing your mind towards it one day I will ask for my own and you will have to give it to me.
me; what beloved you know I don't like this thing, please just erase it from your head, consider this a mistake I can't do it.
wife; you will have to when the time comes.

And this is where my problem lies, I can't imagine myself doing it and I don't want anything to destroy my marriage, I love my wife and family alot. How do I handle this matter that it will not scatter my home. Please I need advise.

Thanks.

Just wondering, during sex won't the man's dick reach her chest?

Durhleepee:
Ayam not understanding again oh? When did certificates become transferable?

My sister, it is these days oh. Those who have them do not have opportunities to use them while those who have opportunities do not have them. So is it not better to sell it to them since will have the job?

Second class honours B.ENG in Mechanical Engineering, Project management, Health Safety and Environment, Java programming, WAEC, NECO, JSSCE, FSLC and NYSC certificates all for sale at affordable prizes. Interested persons should please contact me on 08033911105.

We now have respiratory track infection epidemic in Port Harcourt and it is dealing badly with infants please those of you planning to visit be warned. Very big thanks to the FG for putting us in this condition.

dre11:










http://punchng.com/fg-plans-10-new-rail-lines/

From the routes that cannot connect as one and the faulse distance of each route, I know very well that this is another lie from the government. (When telling lies they fail to acknowledge the fact that some of us have the map of Nigeria in our head and know the average distance connecting places in Nigeria).

Listening to my father ruined my career. Am yet to get back on track. Just pondering how such an instruction came into the bible.

Amajerry83:
Some girls will this.

How