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Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Egypt World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (3 - 2) On 7th July 2026 by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:16pm On Jul 07
Truly, as someone noted, Argentina has been playing AFCON, not World Cup!

Algeria - AFCON
Austria - Weak-assed Euro Country
Jordan - Might as well be Yemen
Cape Verde - AFCON
Egypt - AFCON
Sports › Re: Belgium 4 Vs 1 USA: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (Final Result) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:42am On Jul 07
frog12:
it's over for the USA. hahahahahah grin grin grin grin

Trump can bully FIFA all he wants to overturn the game grin
This is World Cup, not New York Nicks at the NBA
Business › Re: 'I Make N2.5million Monthly': Corn Seller Sparks Social Media Debate(video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:08am On Jul 07
smallsmall:
And How much Annual Tax have you been paying on that #2.5Million?
Despite the #2.5Million, you still look Wretched.
Despite the #2.5Million, you have not been able to grow your Corn-Seller Business and you are still by the Roadside!
I pray you DONT get runover by a Truck.
Stockholm Syndrome at Play.


This kind of fake stories is what you hear, from poverty-stricken people who are offered Money to indict themselves.
In any sane Society, she will be forced to payback all owed \taxes or even go to Jail.

But ofcourse, this is just GOVT PROPAGANDA ON STEROID, using their Social Media Paid Influencers to spread lies. grin grin
The story is the GREATEST CAP OF ALL TIME!

That woman is the GCTEC

Greatest

Capper

That

Ever

Capped.

Where is her stall?

How many people know her there?

I fit bet anything say she no be real corn seller.

The best way to make money in sales is to OWN THE FUHCKIN FACTORY, i.e, produce what you sell.

She'll have to own a huge farm, sell raw corn to other sellers and sell at multiple locations to make millions monthly.

Meanwhile, where's the queue of happy customers lined up to buy her àgbàdo?
Sports › Re: England Vs Mexico: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (3 - 2) On 6th July 2025 by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:41am On Jul 06
saynotocultism:
people actually think the worldcup might have been rigged for portugal or argentina but it might have been truly rigged for the USA...He go shock people.
If the USA win the World Cup, then the tournament is finally trashed.

A lot of rubbish has been done already for Messi and Ronaldo which Pelé and Maradona never enjoyed during their time (though Maradona took PEDs during their match against Nigeria and wasn't sanctioned, he never had red cards waived). Rigging the WC for USA will kill it totally.
Celebrities › Re: Jazmine Cashmere Becomes Born Again, Embraces Christ by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:27pm On Jul 04
HacheNoire:
The best time to repent or give your life to Christ is on your death bed.

This life is too sweet to be religious! You will almost lose out on everything if you religious.

Now, she is going to leave the sex, party, drinks, drugs and plays for something that existed 3000 years ago, and not even sure if her own sins were included in what he died for.
Those who don't reach death bed nko?

Car crash, plane crash, bandit bullet, drowning in a flood........or simply slumping, like more people do these days.
Celebrities › Re: Jazmine Cashmere Becomes Born Again, Embraces Christ by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:23pm On Jul 04
Ance4Liverpool:
May The name of the Lord be praised, but Her church members should be careful with her for now oooo bcs aboki never forget his kettle even if he travels to london
Especially married women.

They should hold on to their husbands to avoid "stories that torsh"
Sports › Re: Canada Vs Morocco: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (0 - 3) On 4th July 2026 by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:21pm On Jul 04
thatigboman:
oh yea. Morocco can beat any team in the world cup. Next will be France/Paragua
If they face France, they're going home.

Lemme rephrase that.

They will face France, then they'll go home.
Car Talk › Re: Car Vibrates At High Speed by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:19pm On Jul 04
JAYUK:
Did you change the brake disc with original brand new
This is most likely the culprit, and wheel balancing, which people often overlook.
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Governor Nwifuru As A Bricklayer by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:51pm On Jul 04
attackgat:
Governor Francis Ogbonna Nwifuru of Ebonyi State has come a long way. Many people dont know he was once a Bricklayer.

Here he is with 'leveling stick', chilling with his fellow Bricklayers on a building site.

How did he go from being a Bricklayer to becoming a Governor? The story goes that Nwifuru became a loyal aid to an up and coming businessman and aspiring politician called Dave Umahi

Dave Umahi would go on to become deputy Governor and Governor, and took Nwifuru along. Nwifuru became Dave Umahi's annointed political son and handed over to him when his tenure ended

Nwifuru is now Governor of Ebonyi State while Dave Umahi is Minister of works.
Congrats.

Anthony Joshua was a bricklayer too, and he's known all over the world

Arnold Schwarzenegger worked briefly as a bricklayer too, while pursuing his bodybuilding career. He ended up as governor of the richest single state in the world. And the Terminator.

Big ups to the bricklayers!

I do hope he's doing well as Governor, sha.....else his past career doesn't mean javkshitt.
Politics › Re: CP Told Me Criminal Suspects Are Hiding In Osun Government House: IGP To Adeleke by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:51pm On Jul 04
press9jatv:
stop blowing your lies and propaganda here. Adeleke's defeat is imminent.
The only way is if Adeleke does not run.

If he's on the ballot, he wins.
Crime › Re: 35-Year-Old Nigerian Who Raped A Child In Canadian Store Arrested (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:26pm On Jul 04
Look at the unkempt, animalistic human being!

How did one take get visa enter Canada?
Crime › Re: Us-based Nigerian Engineer Pleads Guilty To Diverting $1.64m To Family’s Bank Ac by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:12pm On Jul 03
Politics › Re: Pro-Tinubu Group Holds 'Relax Tinubu is Fixing Nigeria' Rally In FCT (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:10pm On Jul 03
helinues:
They are not bullying or disrespecting others, they are only focusing on the campaign

That's what makes the difference between Apc and other end of the year party
Just poor folks who will be paid N5k to N10k afterwards.

No need for all this English.......it is what it is.
Travel › Re: Inside Abuja’s Busiest Business District by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:41pm On Jul 03
It's empty!

Zone 3 is busier than this.
Crime › Re: Driver Kills 80-Year-Old Former Boss, Wife In Abuja, Gets Sentenced To Death by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:47pm On Jul 03
The poor, old man was murdered on his wheelchair....... cry cry cry cry

His wife was killed, too ........chai!! 😭

What an ANIMAL!
Culture › Re: This Is How An OZO Title Holder Is Buried In The South East (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:34am On Jul 03
LagosOrigin:
Did you know that an OZO title holder in the east is not buried lying down?

He is buried seated.

To the Igbo, an OZO never truly dies. He joined Ndi Ichie, the ancestors, and continue as a guardian of tradition and justice.

That is why his burial is unlike an ordinary burial.

Only fellow OZO title holders perform the sacred final rites, following customs that have been preserved for generations.

Every step reflects the honour, responsibility and spiritual status that comes with the OZO title.

It is one of the many traditions that remind us how deeply the Igbo people value leadership, culture and the enduring bond between the living and their ancestors.

See photos below
It's all for the living.

Lying down or sitting down, it means nothing to the dead.

What if he died in a plane crash and his body was never recovered?

All na make God have mercy on our souls.
Travel › Re: Before Calling The Diaspora Stingy, Ask Yourself This by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:08pm On Jul 02
Ibime:
Nice one but I hope you pay back in the same currency they lent to you cos the way Naira gyrates upandan, paying back in Naira is not it. That's how someone I lent N500k in 2021 keeps promising to pay back, forgetting that N500k was $1k dollars back then which is N1.6m now.
I borrow in Naira, pay back in Naira.

Haven't done that in years, at this point.

PS: That person who borrowed N500k from you five years ago?
Doesn't plan to pay back.
Travel › Re: Before Calling The Diaspora Stingy, Ask Yourself This by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:19pm On Jul 02
Nairaland111:
Giving Is a Gift, Not a Geographical Location

Have you ever asked yourself why some people in the diaspora do not send money home to their friends?

Many people argue that it is because of the struggles and sacrifices involved in earning money abroad. Others believe that people back home often assume that everyone overseas is picking money like fruit from trees. To be fair, both arguments have some truth to them. Sometimes, when you see how hard people work just to survive abroad, you may even wonder how they manage to support others financially.

Despite these arguments, I decided to carry out a little experiment this morning. I called a few friends back home and told them I urgently needed ₦5,000 to complete a transaction. I promised to repay the money the following week.

Out of 10 close friends, only one was willing to help immediately and even told me not to worry because we are friends. Imagine that. Ten friends, eight of whom work in government institutions and the remaining two are businessmen. Some people may ask about the nature of our relationship. These are people I consider brothers, and we had been together for more than five years before I travelled.

That experience led me to a conclusion: giving is a gift, and it has little to do with geographical location. Before calling people in the diaspora stingy, how often have we helped those around us with the little we have?

You do not have to live overseas before you can help someone. Generosity is a way of life. While it may be true that some people abroad become more cautious because of the stress involved in making money, I would argue that we should also ask what they were like before they travelled. Were they naturally generous? Or were they often taken advantage of because of their kindness?

At the end of the day, kindness is not determined by where you live but by the condition of your heart. The willingness to help others is a character trait, not a geographical advantage.

Let us all try to support one another, regardless of our location. As said:

"It is not how much we give, but how much love we put into giving."
I get money from my diaspora friends anytime I ask, and it's for a reason.

I borrow, and return it.

When you understand that money is much more precious over there than it is here, that they cannot afford to lose what we can lose here, that no one is coming to help them if they're in a bind, you will understand that you need to give back every penny you take from them.

Funny enough, there are times when I ask for a loan, and they just give me and tell me it's a gift, but mostly, I keep it as a transaction, and honour it.
Education › Re: Nigerian Graduate, Nnabuike Chisom's Mandarin Speech In China by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:28pm On Jul 02
shizzle11:
Igbo not ibo
Better to show that I'm not just being tribalistic, don't you thik?

I'm Yoruba, BTW, so kindly excuse my ignorance and possibly praise my detribalized mindset.
Politics › Re: Did Peter Obi Ignore Sowore's Detention? See Obi's Reaction To Sowore's Arrest by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:24pm On Jul 02
Macphenson:
We have said it countless times, Sowore is working for Tinubu. Let's not forget that Sowore was the propaganda machine used by APC to dislodge Goodluck Jonathan.
He has been exposed to Tinubu since during the Abiola/Abacha/NADECO days.

Why anyone would ever think he will suddenly go against BAT now that he is President and can benefit him the most is completely beyond me.
Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah Rules Out Reprisal Attacks After Chairman's Killing In Benue by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:01pm On Jul 02
Na still dia brodas kpai am.

Den go go dey fight denseff?
Politics › Re: I Didn’t Know PDP Still Exists, Allow Party To Die Totally – Akpabio Tells Wike by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:57am On Jul 02
Reloadedisraelp:
when atiku was bleeding PDP for yrs u didn't see that, it's wike u people will always blame because his working under a different political party...smh
Atiku ultimately caused the PDP's death. It's just Wike that's doing it in real time.
Politics › Re: I Didn’t Know PDP Still Exists, Allow Party To Die Totally – Akpabio Tells Wike by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:55am On Jul 02
Reloadedisraelp:
surge back or APC will dismantle it totally 🙄
Wike is APC's tool for destroying the PDP
Education › Re: Nigerian Graduate, Nnabuike Chisom's Mandarin Speech In China by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:01am On Jul 02
jubrilELsudan:
YOU NIGERIANS LIKE CELEBRATING NONSENSE

IF HE WAS SPEAKING AN AFRICAN LANGUAGE.. ALL OF UNA PRÌCK NO GO DEY RISE BUT BECAUSE HE IS SPEAKING CHINESE YOU ALL ARE NOW VIBRATING LIKE KÙKÚNÁSÉ WEY WAN CUM
Do you understand how hard it is to learn another language when you were not born into it?

Especially one with a totally different alphabet and writing pattern?

If you do, you will appreciate this as the feat that it is.
Education › Re: Nigerian Graduate, Nnabuike Chisom's Mandarin Speech In China by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:59am On Jul 02
SecuritybriefNg:
Let's Discuss About This.
This is the second person doing this.

The first was a girl, also Nigerian, also Ibo.
Politics › Re: I Didn’t Know PDP Still Exists, Allow Party To Die Totally – Akpabio Tells Wike by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:18am On Jul 02
Depriest2020:
Sad thing for Akpabio to say about a mother who nurtured and took care of him till he became a man.
I tell you!

Meanwhile, let Wike remove his hand from PDP, it will surge back into relevance.

In reality, it's wike that is keeping the wounds open.
Pets › Re: This Beautiful Bird Just Got Caught In A Trap Not Meant For It by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:13am On Jul 02
ibinaboonline:
Something very awful and heartbreaking just happened o.

I played cat and mouse with one small rat at my house yesterday evening, so I set a trap for it. By morning, two tiny rats got caught in the glue board trap. Fantastic.

I didn't want to bother with the yucky experience if disposing them this morning, so I took the board outside thinking I'll deal with the disposal later.

I just remembered it this evening and, unfortunately, this beautiful bird had been caught alongside the rats. I suppose it was probably the rats that attracted the bird.

I feel sorry for this bird because the glue they use to make this board is so strong; I doubt I'll be able to extricate the bird without harming it. I don't even know the name of this bird. What I know is it is beautiful, and shouldn't have to suffer this experience.

Sad.
See how the bird dey look you for de second pic like: "BRUH!!"

"Brother......Brother WHY?"
Politics › Re: Atiku Meets Amaechi, Appoints Kenneth Okonkwo As Spokesman by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:11am On Jul 02
tnerro1:
How you take reason this one🤔
grin

As in.......I first confuse.......

Den I confuse even more-more!

Eish!
Sports › Re: Belgium Vs Senegal: World Cup 2026 Round Of 32 (3 - 2) On 1st July 2026 by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:55am On Jul 02
prinsam30:
Rubbish game, I don't think I'm watching any game involving any African team again going forward, what nonsense is this, Senegal too ar so useless that they cannot keep 2 goals lead nonsense
Hehe! grin grin grin

I have not watched A SECOND of this World Cup.

I have important things to do.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Grundtvig International Secondary School Anambra Recruitment (10 Positions) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:33pm On Jul 01
prophetfire:
Very big and old high standards private school in a very proper school environment
Not a mushroom Gen z private school.
And so what?

How has the stuff you wrote there answered my question?

Did they all retire at once?

Were they fired?

Why would a school suddenly need all those people?

It's a valid question. You're talking GenZ.

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