₦airaland Forum

Rajahbite:
We had this breed back then,it is a Belgian Ekuke.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I find "Belgian Ekuke" hilarious because I don't really know how a Belgian Malinois and an Ekuke will mate and the Ekuke will survive it!

helinues:
No Southern and Eastern Africa countries in the quarter final

The 5 top Africa countries in the FIFA ranking make it to the quarter final

Not much upset in this AFCON. All the quarter final matches should be entertaining

Before nko?

Football in Africa exists in the West and North. Period.

Chilipepper:
Man Shares How Her Neighbour Packed Out After His Wife Locked Him Outside




Source

Don't swallow this story.

The sauce is from an unconfirmed source.

Dogalmighty17:
This particular tomahawk class is one of the latest generations of them. I think it entered service somewhere around 2012 or so.

Hmmmmmmm.......just wondering why so many unexploded warheads from just one strike, and in parts of the country hundreds of miles away from the target area.

hedonister:
I live in Lagos and have not seen any in years. I wonder where they are.

Depends on where you live in Lagos Molue still exist in some areas. I've stumbled on one of them in traffic as recently as a couple of weeks ago. I was going from Isolo to Abule Egba via Oshodi.

Den still dey.

Dogalmighty17:
That's the warhead of one of the 12 tomahawks the US fired into Nigeria. This will make it the 4th one found so far. Out of 12 missiles fired four failed to explode? That's too high a failure rate.
That thing explodes in a fireball that covers over 50 metres. What the police are handling there is what is in blue in the image below.

At this point, unless I'm mistaken, the tomahawk missiles is up to 40 years old. The US is just expending their old ordnance as it approaches obsoletion.

Bimpe29:
Because of what?

Murder, deliberate murder is not "tragic".

It's heinous, it's evil, it's callous, it's despicable!

Don't call it tragic like an okada accident.

helinues:
What sort of clown clout chaser be this.so the ranting is about less than N100?

I haven't sent out this year but just deliberately did to confirm. N77 charges on transaction which is still fair

N348 deduction on N100,000.

Is that really unbearable?

Bimpe29:
Inna lillahi wa ina ilehi rajiun!

That was really tragic.

Perhaps you shouldn't have typed anything at all.

BlackViper:
Trump defeated Kamala on November 5th 2024 and he was sworn into office on January 20th 2025.

So on the 10th of January 2025, just 10 days before Trump was sworn into office, one of the last official acts of the Biden-Harris administration was to declare Nicolas Maduro wanted dead or alive for a reward of $25 million.

Now they want heaven to fall down because Trump did for free what they were willing to pay bounty hunters $25mn to do

Political hypocrisy and double standards don't just exist in Nigeria. It can be found everywhere.

We still dey learn where US Democrats dey.

press9jatv:
Wike will be floored. I hope he sees the way APC accept Fubara with the assurance of support from Tinubu and the APC governor's. Wike will be dealt with. Fubara will win the APC ticket and Wike can't do anything about it.

I hope he knows the Blue Economy Minister (Oyetola) is the President's nephew.

Please come and repeat all the great success or recent in Kwara and Kogi.

Kobojunkie:
Whatever you decide is your prerogative. However, can you please ask this gal to feel free to come on to Nairaland to talk about what really happened to her on the day in question?🥱🥱

Kobo, no less! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na only you fit give this kind answer!

Chai! 😁

SlavaUkraini:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/01/02/nigerians-will-have-constant-reliable-power-supply-in-2026-minister/

I've even forgotten that this man exists.

While I'm looking for how to install solar in my house, he had to open his toilet of a mouth again......

Silentgroper:
KSI na Yoruba boy..

😇😇😇😇

Yeah.....

Anthony Joshua's friend, too.

ayorwizz:
All these genZs and nonsense talks. If you are as smart as you portray yourself to be, then you should know that since time immemorial, players have been feigning injuries and sicknesses to avoid matches. And be found out later.

Tevez is a typical example. Neymar is..even more recently your current balon d'or winner.

But you decided to say a lot without making any type of sense. Like I said, I won't take someone who calls FOOTBALL soccer serious.

Boy, do you know Paolo Rossi? Go and ask your uncles.

kpankpangolo:
Keep believing everything you read online. Na una type dey keep Nairaland alive.

If NL dies, where else will we meet to insult each other in peace?

Twitter, abi na X, abi?

kpankpangolo:
Where’s the body?

xxxxxxxxx

Why not just say "RIP" and move on, like a normal person?

Wetin you wan carry dead body do?

You wan chop am?

ayorwizz:
you just start to dey watch ball?

Can't even take someone who calls it SOCCER serious anyways

Lol......I've probably been watching football before you were born.

The first world cup I watched featured Paolo Rossi of Italy.

I was watching the English Premier League when Fashanu was still playing.

The show was called "Big League SOCCER" and featured all the leagues on the globe.

'Nuff said.

blamingthedevil:
Who's is this one . Haba Dr Situation Analysis

Seriously, he should have considered it, because here we are. His 2 daily companions and close friends are dead.

But then again, Kobe Bryant's loved ones probably wish he'd gone by road when his chopper crashed.

Hindsight's 20/20 vision.

OsinAmaka:
Doing it to avert backlash from Nigerians.

So you can feign injury so well that it shows up in a scan?

Soccer is so high stakes, they don't play around, bruh!

Oizee:
What's life? One second and everything is making no meaning

From a massive, massive win (£43 million in the bank) to an all-time low in seconds!

Hmmmmm......life, ehn!

Babangidapikin:
The symbols in your photos don’t correspond to any known alphabet or script (such as Chinese, Japanese, Arabic, or runic writing). They appear to be decorative or artistic symbols, possibly used as abstract wall art, sigils, or aesthetic engravings rather than carrying a linguistic meaning.
The swirling lines, dots, and flowing curves are common in:


Art Deco or ornamental design, where forms are stylized purely for beauty.


Modern esoteric or mystical art, where symbols are created to “feel” meaningful but aren’t based on an existing language.


Fantasy or fictional scripts sometimes used in set designs, murals, or themed architecture.


If these engravings are from a particular location (like a hotel, art gallery, or building interior), they may be custom decorative motifs made by the designer or artist, not meant to be read.
culled chatgpt

Have you heard of sigils and runes?

A lot of weird, dangerous shit gets disguised as "art", o.......even fashion designers like "Balenciaga", dolls like "labubu" and a lot of famous company logos.

That said, these could be harmless. Just pointing out that they might not be.

fredoooooo:
Go out at night to clubs .. they're there.. but the figure seems exaggerated though .

Crossdressers, most likely.

Crossdressers just dress like the other gender. Transsexuals are those who have actually altered their bodies surgically and chemically, to resemble the other gender.

What we have here are gays who dress and wear makeup to look like women.

Omooba77:
Did you attend all Sunday services in 2025?

No.

No, I did not.

Afriifa:
The funny thing about these Muslims terrorists is to think Nigerian Christians would really need the assistant of the U.S to defend themselves if we are to engage in a religious war.
In Warri streets, there is popular slang that "nobi who first call police the win case".
Back then at the height of the Niger Delta agitations, different commanders from the creek use to brandish their weapons and tools whenever the press is interviewing them to show might. From Asare to Ateke, Boyloaf, Ogunboss, Bibopere Ajube, John Togo etc.
Funny, you will never see Tompolo in any media outlet brandishing firearms. But guess what, in the chain of Niger Delta warlords, nobody can even contest the number one spot with him.
So, if these foolish Muslims terrorists and their supporters think they stand a chance should a religious war break out all because they have people Boko-Haram, Fulani-Herdsmen, ISWAP, Bandits, Lakwuruma brandishing tools, they should better have a rethink...

Right now, they have the APC, the current FG, the Army and the Police in their favour.

CyynthiaKiss:
Trump’s airstrikes: Halt military cooperation with US immediately – Sheikh Gumi tells Tinubu govtPublished on December 26, 2025 By Francis Ugwu



https://dailypost.ng/2025/12/26/trumps-airstrikes-halt-military-cooperation-with-us-immediately-sheikh-gumi-tells-tinubu-govt/?fbclid=IwZnRzaAO7CRNleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEev3m9-norlOR4w9xY76ZNu47x3k-_GjUmRK0beImIS3eju-doDrWFGjYEwFk_aem_yZFRXUfGbsyn98_ESOIMBQ#mjmhglp374s8vahr9pf

This dude needs to be picked up and used for experiment.......his brain synapses don't fire line those of normal people.

KingOfAmebo:
See this ones, Is Christmas day on 26th? Saying trash as always, So if Americans type anything online it takes hours before you see it here in Nigeria because it is still 25th over there... defending rubbish without sense.

Fact is, it took hours after Trump tweeted before the Nigerian government responded, whether it is 25th in America or 26th in Nigeria...the response was hours apart and there's no such thing as typing something in America for it to take hours before anyone around the world to see it, you see it seconds after it is typed in America...period.

It took me hours to get to see the response of the Nigerian government after Trump's tweet, Infact, I went on YouTube to search, Aisha Yesufu event talked about not getting responses from the Nigerian government while recording a video about the US Airstrike, she keeps scrolling her to see any updates from the Nigerian government hours after the airstrike.

We were all awake but the Nigerian government was asleep as always.

Below is the Youtube Video were Aisha Yesufu was checking for the Nigerian government response hours after the Airstrike.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKg2PWAG_U&pp=ygUeQW1lcmljYSdzIGFpcnN0cmlrZSBvbiBOaWdlcmlh

Chai......your brain needs an upgrade, walahi!

What if the announcement by Trump and the document by FG came withininutes of each other?

So it wasn't 25th in the US and 26th in Nigeria at the same time?

You need to go back to school, if you don't know it can be Sunday in one part of the world and Monday in another at the same time.

Only knows how to type and insult people while being an olodo.

KingOfAmebo:
I am current enough to know the strike was conducted on December 25, 2025 but the Nigerian government is issuing a statement the following day, didn't you check the date on the statement you uploaded? Have they ever taken this long to respond to statements by Peter Obi?

I understand that Tunubu's government cares about political relevance more than anything in Heaven or on Earth, but I need to raise a question:

Do you know that it is still Christmas day in the US right now?

Have you forgotten how time zones work?

It's still around 11:00 pm, Dec 25, 2025 in New York City. There's a 6-hour difference.

Talk is cheap.

When it's time to walk the talk, y'all get arthritis.

christejames:
But the ones looted by Tinupoo is worse than this yet you keep groveling at his feet...

Are they not all the same?

We need to stop this comparison of thieves! ALL THIEVES ARE THIEVES!

From Dieziani to Ibori, from Yeye Bello to Malami, from Akpabio to Orji Kalu, all of them are the same!

No party is coming to "save" Nigeria. They're all coming to rob us!