₦airaland Forum

Wetin happen wey den dey find all these staff at once?

Trillionaire CLUB?!?!

A CLUB OF ONE?!?!

Just kidding, though. There are trillionaires out there. He just joined them as the only visible one.

ObaKlaz:
That's what you get when recruitment process into the Army and police force is dog shyte.
I bet you, those stupid new recruits are likely cultists, or the favoured children of your politicians - 'repentant bandits/terrorists'

Politicians' favoured children don't enter as recruits to become privates.

They go to NDA and enter the Army as Officers.

These ones are just riffraff and former terrorists.

Kobojunkie:
Noble in what sense? There is nothing noble about harboring illegal immigrants. Look at those harboring the illegal immigrants in Nigeria who go around with machine guns and automatic rifles, massacring their way through the country, for your best example of how ridiculous and potentially harmful what he did really could be.

It is always better to respect the law of the land, no matter how much you disagree with it, as the whole world is finally finding out.

Do you think he's keeping them so they can remain in his house eating his food for the rest of their lives, unable to go out to work and make something for themselves?

Try to be logical. He was keeping them there for a short while, to protect them from harm that may come during the planned demonstration.

The funny thing is, someone still snitched on him, and his house was searched.

As for those you conveniently labeled "illegal immigrants" in Nigeria, they're not being harboured by anybody. People, rather, need to be harboured from them!

They are rather being protected from the consequences of their atrocities by people in power. The difference is too much for a comparison to be established.

The goon wan do "Hotel Rwanda, SA Version".

Someone who has it good, wants to be a hero.

It's noble, but, against all that hate?

Against a Zulu horde?

chopnaira:
Was it not waec certificate that he submitted himself. LMAO.

By the way, what has that got to do with anything. Your transcript of scores are more important than your paper certificate.

He knows it's authentic, not Oluwole.

Why some people hate transparency, I cannot understand........ scratch that. I DO understand.

It's because it will expose them.

lawani:
The only advantage the bandits have over the armed forces is that their exact location is not known

Who chi old you?

Their location is not known, yet Gumi dey go do meeting with them.

Issokay.

muyico:
Content creator
She wanna trend

See her receding hairline!

She's going bald up there, but she's fixing lashes that will make her look like "Òjùjú Calabar".

Mattswaggz:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrkd41n2v9o

Human Engineer here.

Human engineers are good.

AI is not so good (yet).

However............

Human engineers trained to use AI?

That's where the magic is.

There's a saying that goes thus:

"AI may not be able to take your job, but someone who uses AI WILL take it."

givedemwotowoto:
We need 15 million people who will say No to ₦50,000 on election day to win the election. Obi/Kwankwaso have 7.5 million votes, we need 7.5 million more people.

There are possibly at least 10 million Nigerians who will prioritize their pockets and collect ₦50,000 on election day to vote for a particular candidate. These people are so stricken with poverty and so disconnected from politics that they just don't care, they have accepted the false fate that things will never get better for them no matter who gets there. They also think if they reject the ₦50,000 and the election is rigged anyway, they have lost money. It's ignorant and stupid, yes, but it's a reality we must face.

We have to outnumber these people at the polling units, that's the only solution right now. Start mobilizing everyone.

The people who will collect money to vote will see it as money well earned, because, through successive governments, their lot has not improved.

They, unfortunately, will not pause to ponder that it's the periodic cash and rice they have been collecting that is keeping them bound in the first place!

In fact, the weaponized poverty and ignorance has so warped their worldview, that they will see a candidate who doesn't give them .anything for their votes as "I serious", "without party structure" or even as an outright enemy! Don't even get me started on the ethnoreligious bigots who keep voting along those lines.

"The greatest threat to Democracy: stupid people"........................Donald Trump.

DomPerignon:
Yes, we should use less water so that Bezzos AI data centres can function.

Note that current data centres are a fraction of the proposed size that is needed to power AI.

Apart from consuming huge amounts of water in cooling, AI data centres are projected to require at least double that if current US installed grid capacity which is currently at 50,000GW.

That means AI will require at least 100,000GW.

The human brain requires only about 33 watts and is sentient and is an incredibly efficient machine.

A housefly brain requires far less and is also sentient and can process information around it's environment far more faster than all current super computers combined.

AI data centres also take up a lot of land space and are now commandeering foreclosed farms that ran into bankruptcy due to high land tax and legal issues partnering to GMO license.

So not only does the likes of Bezos wants you to stop using water, they want to also reduce your energy consumption and access to food by converting farm lands to AI data centres.

Why won't Jeff Bezzos and co want you dead?

These mad people!

Can't they build desalination plants and convert sea water into the fresh water they need?

Microsoft even had submerged Data Centers a few years ago, thought not these huge ones for AI.

The truth is, these rich people want the world's population greatly reduced to create their version of a utopia, where they live large, live long, while the common folk own nothing.

Everyone around him knows he's a scammer.

He's gonna feel no shame whatsoever, unless he's living fake life with some people, pretending to be a honest fellow.

This is unlikely, though.......these guys live loud, shameless lives.

Wise people build a small control room to house the system, outside.

If this guy was out, this is how that demon battery would have barbecued his home.

More goals for Messi, then they come back home.

Dasall!

politicoNG:

“Other ladies should not aspire to be First Lady like her; they should just start selling akara” — Arise TV anchor Rufai Oseni reacts to Remi Tinubu’s comment pic.twitter.com/VsI2vCKjBm

— Instablog9ja (@instablog9ja) June 26, 2026

Aaaaaaahhhhh Rufaiiiii!

I'm sure Bulabaa met her at her akara stall at Ojuelegba.

budaatum:
So why are you asking me to submit to you when you already have what you want?

That said, I wonder how she feels.

You ke?

From where I know you?

budaatum:
What's annoying the most is that these weak boys will bring their daughters up to be weak submissive wifes to some pig who does not appreciate them.

Tufia! Says I.

Pocahontas' husband is not a pig, ooooo!

Please clarify before she takes up arms!

pocohantas:
I am one. Marry your type and rest.
Even with your wives submitting, una still no get peace of mind. Why??

I'm happily married, girl.

budaatum:
But we thankfully don't need to as there are lots of strong intelligent men out there looking to marry strong queens who will build massive kingdoms with them.

As for you week immature boys who need submission, there's always the uneducated weak village girl you can go marry and dominate.

Go and enjoy your "strength"

I'm fine in my marriage of almost 20 years.

pocohantas:
I am a dangerous feminist, I have a happy home. My husband is not the one crying on NL or bothered over the choices of other women. If you are so happy in your homes, you would tell us more about those homes. We would see the evidence of submission and maybe learn one or two.

You are NOT a feminist, because you clearly don't know what it means.

Mattswaggz:
https://punchng.com/insecurity-army-to-recruit-28000-more-soldiers-opens-new-training-depot/

What is the incentive to join the army?

Will young men join to become cannon fodder while their COs feed fat on their allowances and they cannot complain for fear of being locked up?

Will they join to be killed so that their killers will be housed, fed, and released by the Government?

Abi Army wan begin force pipu to join?

Dogalmighty17:
Simple! Stay in your father's house and be a proud feminist!

No!

De papa sef na man.

She should MOVE HER ASS DAFUQ OUT and go be a "proud, independent woman"

budaatum:
Actually, he means don't marry him. And of course I wouldn't.

Thankfully he's not the only man out there, and not all men need their wife to submit to them.

Besides, I bet his children do not submit to him, but he wants to make a slave of someone else's daughter!

Feminists should please not turn an innocent, nice dude into a train wreck.

There's no way a feminist can have a happy home.

Feminists, just stay single, abeg!

Chai! Singles, how market?

See long stories ontop relationship matters!

Meanwhile, na economy wey don spoil be de real problem, o.

Daz y plenty gehs don turn olosho, and guys turn yahoo finish.

That being said, emotions (love, betrayal, heartbreak, bitterness, etc.) are real, yet a lot of people want to settle down and have peaceful homes. Too bad, the past experiences due to bad choices almost always come back to bite one in the ass.....

How una wan take do now?

Abi una no go marry again?

nlfpmod:
Why I’m Considering Turning Down the Marriage Proposal of a Nigerian Deputy Governor’s Son —Media Personality Doctor Chichi
Source

If this is real, and you're a real Christian, you should know the following:

1. You will be the only Christian in your own home. All your kids will be Muslim.

2. Prepare to share the dude with other women. He will keep them in other places, and shuttle in-between them. The rich ones do this. The not-so-rich lump them all together under the same roof and hope they don't kill each other.

3. Expect pressure to convert to Islam, and hatred if you don't. Not from your husband, but from the in-laws. The man won't be able to fully protect you from them.

4. Be prepared to be quite isolated from your own loved ones. The average Yoruba (I am one, so I know) is wary of Ibos (I'm assuming you're Ibo from the name "Chichi" and, while they may accept one Ibo, they may not let that person bring others into their space.

Others may have stuff to say and even feel I'm wrong, but this is my own point of view.

naptu2:
Nuhu Ribadu @NuhuRibadu

I was honoured to co-chair the 4th session of the UK-Nigeria Security and Defence Partnership Dialogue, along with my British counterpart, Jonathan Powell, held earlier today in Abuja. NIigeria's long history and ties with the United Kingdom are as strong as the commitments we… pic.twitter.com/7VTnaNZJOO

— Nuhu Ribadu (@NuhuRibadu) June 23, 2026

Bandits Brother.

I hope y'all can see these whiteys really don't care what happens to common folk.

UkoAnnang:


Fast risen Nollywood actress kwa

The last time I watch Nollywood was in the era of sister Genevieve, our dearest Osufia, Mama Gee, Lizzy Benson, chief Edoche sister Ini and our very own dearest Omosexy.

These recent fast rising Nollywood Actress these days I fit recognise them


However, I wish her quick recovery

You even try sef.

Nollywood o, Hollywood o, I no even dey watch again.

What struggle?

Coming from the same man who is helping to destroy the party?

CyynthiaKiss:
As a Christian Yoruba, I don’t trust Yoruba Muslim at all..

Go to Kwara and some part of Oyo and see how they are desperately attaching themselves to Fulanis by Identifying as “Yoruba Fulani”.. They just want Fulanis integration with Yorubas by force..

Sad situation we are into. We are in a serious trouble in South west ,,

You need to understand one thing.

Those guys are legit Fulanis. They've just intermarried and now have some semblance to Yorubas.

I have met so many of them, including going to school with a prince of the Ilorin Emirate. They speak Fluent Yoruba, have Yoruba names mixed in with their islamic names, but don't get it twisted. They are Fulanis.

There's a guy I worked with till recently. He speaks pure Ilorin Yoruba, but take one look at him, and you just know he's Fulani.

That leader?

Definitely Fulani.

Dogalmighty17:
To think this man has been recieving this money for years and previous governments simply looked away.

You mean the government of his brother Buhari?

yarimo:
Unfortunate opposition will soon claim persecution

What?!?!

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TF did I just read?

Stop skipping your meds, Bro!