Neither.
Both are actually ALWAYS 'thorns' in my flesh. . .I will let nature take it's course.
I don't meddle in matters that do not concern me.

As for my mom. . .she is VERY CAPABLE OF DEFENDING HERSELF! If I see her fighting. . . or being attacked at her age. . .THEN HER GOD MUST BE ANGRY WITH HER. . .I will let his/her will be done!

As for the husband. . .he always has my permission ke! All we are waiting for is who will die fOrst, to collect INSURANCE money to h-enjoy life! Shhhhhikena! No phocking woman can come btw MOI and my retirement benifits!

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. . . I ain't dat DUMB! That na "Born-Again" Christian wahala. . .to be quarrelling left, right and center for stale poohsies and blokoses!

Why bother to banter with the most 'sour UNPHOCKABLE pooohsie' on NL?

True!
I have never seen a DIME from my brothers!BUT WE SPEND HEAVEN AND HELL ON THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. . .PLUS PAY THEIR FEES TOO!

Only the girls take care of the parents!
Don't even bother to call the BOYS. . . they NEVER have o!
Extremely selfish BAAAAAAAAAAAAASTARDS!

The one that has the greatest chance of survival. . . based on the prognosis. . .

Some with 'bursted' heads. . .cannot be saved for sure!

I repeat!

Callotti: For peace sake. . .oblige her.
Women always want a token from their men to feel appreciated. . .no matter how small.
It feels good to tell the world 'my husband gives me a little pocket money'!
OR SHE WILL GET IT FROM SOMEWHERE ESLE. . .if she is like me o!

LOTS OF IT TOOO! I dun 'ave time for big-big grammar and too much long tok-tok!

*JELLITA = CALLOTTI*

I ain't hiding from no DOFUS on or offline. . .just taking my ban with the usual SWAGGER AND DAGGER! I just had to cuzz that MUKINA2WOR-WORITY JUUUUUUUUUUST A LILLLLTTTTLE. . . .IT FEEEEEEEEELS GOOOOOOD!!!

THE DIFFERENCE BTW NOVICES AND SEASONED MARITAL CHAMPIONS!
I endorse this message.
Nothing like when I see some kind of 'cash' settlements in my account from my husband and boyfriends!
No quarrel for that house for years!

[size=20pt]The way to a woman's heart is MONEY!
The way to a man's heart is SEX!
Love=SEX AND MONEY![/size]

I pity Nigerian marriages I swear!

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OP. . . MY WEALTH AND VOICE OF EXPERIENCE HAS CARRIED THE VOTE. . . unless you do not value peace in your home.
Please, do not allow SOME E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI "AWON LES MISERABLES" SINGLE peeps on NL rob you of your marital bliss! REMEMBER THEY ARE SINGLE FOR A REASON. . .even after giving birth to NL! NO ONE CAN LIVE WITH THESE PSYCHO-SOCIO-ECONONO-SPIRITUAL MISFITS OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Even if na 20Naira. . .give ya woman! She is not asking because she needs it. . .SHE IS TRYING YOU SPIRITUALLY!

Please. . .do not listen to advice from EMOTIONAL PILGRIMS AND VAGABONDS!

Remember say dem 'GOD' nor get wife for 'OUSE O!

[size=20pt]SUGAR CANE NOR BE BAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!![/size]

I will be happy for him o!
I have my own 'extras' to worry about.
I just would hope my mom is getting her groooove somewhere else!
Freeeeeeeee world-Freeeeeeeeeeeeee will abeg!
Life is to short to keep drinking 'Agbo' for another porsin's fever!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Is he not an AFRICAN-POLYGAMOUS-CHRISTIAN again?
Na dem work be dat-i-o!!!

Phock hiarandia. . .born hiarandia!

IMPUSSICANT!

ifyalways: Lol
That pose is soo off the bag, uber cool.

I had and still having a swell time. Thank you.

2013? Its gonna be orgasmatastic for me.and mine

Learning from you lady.
Thanks for the pictures. Always a pleasure.

Always a pleaJOR to share the goodness of life!
My 'Charlie-Chaplin' Pose!
Happy orgasmatasticals ALL YEAR ROUND!

State of hopelessness. . .and despair!

Siga: ....that na long thing....this guy is been sued by the State to pay $6000 back child support and continue paying support....as a matter of fact...if hin loose this case....the child can sue him when she grows up....lol...so messed up for doing a favour...lol

I hope he wins o!
Poor 'fruit of the womb and blokos'!
THE CHRISTIAN GOD SHOULD BE PLEASED!

Diarra many ways to go 'forth and multiply' AND DIVIDE!


Mu che che che che che

HerexG :


What re you feeling like mcheeeeeeeew.

E dey pain you?
Ndo o!

SHOW US YOUR 'KUTURU' nails!
Abi na 'CAMEL TOES'!

All these 'SHARLOTS' AKA SHARIA HARLOTS FOR THIS NL SEF! DEM NOR DEY TRY AT ALL WITH ALL THEM FAKE IDs! TRY HARDER JOR. . .UNA GO QUENCH ONE BY ONE LIKE SHINYCOIN OR PERX OR BAMOLOWO. . . GUARANTEEEEEEED!!!!

Picture of the day!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/937256_teacher_jpg159f0c367a6e2634bf9e17d3815cd6c1

dayokanu:

Shebi you can TESTIFAI to my SAVIces dey are verry verry Good, and would DAFFiNATELY leave you wanting morrrrrrreeeeeeeee

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

dayokanu:

[size=18pt]DEFINATELY[/size] (like we say in Osun) somerrrin is buzzing in the paheint

I thought as much! DAFF - INAT-LY WAS AN ETHNIC INTONATION!
Almighty toto scratcher ati blokos shiner of NL. . . thanks for showing up as usual. . .VERY TIMELY.
Your SAVices are needed. . . I MEAN. . . REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
A few or more have not been 'touched' even by HOLY GHOST STANDARDS THIS 'YARR'. . .on this thread!

YOUR ROYAL 'EYE-NESS'!. . . .Baby-baby FAYA dey goooooooo!!!! You too sabi 'ow to SNIFF AND SMELL FISHY CU-N-TS ON AND OFF NL!

YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

cockyjay: lol you're on point. They have nothing to be ashamed of. What of the picture of the PDP chieftain?

I hope nor be one of my 'boyfriends' o? He has had WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many incidents like this in the past, present and future!

pDude:


Mu che che che che che che!
Callo callo and her bad mouth

Callo come first o! Which wan come be Jellita again naw

Where you dey wey I dey 'deck' and KONK Jarus for 'send-off' party for 'POLITRICKS' section?

You know there are always 'SHARLOTS' aka SHARIA HARLOTS TO COMPLETE HIS WORK KE!
Mu che che che che che che

Use the money to buy 'keke Marwa'!

Yes they are biological twins separated by a few minutes.
To be twins. . . THEY MUST HAVE BEEN CONCEIVED AT THE SAME TIME.
That is the determining factor!

That means I can sue my husband if he becomes an 'ex'! GOOD NEWS!

Marotta and his wife, Kimberly, have no biological children but care for foster children.

Interesting.

Temi 23:

Mr man or lady, the most genius on earth? Na question I ask oh... and I think this is technical enough? Although they are not born the same time but they were conceived once.

Did you not use 'OGUNDIPE' as a child?
You should know the difference between nouns and adjectives. . . . You lost me at the title of the thread.
It is still too early in the year for 'this ya kind country grammar'!
Thank you.

Shellac is not fake nails. . .just hard polish!
Please, stop derailing the thread.
If something else is 'buzzing' in your paheint. . . .AS USUAL. . .Just say so.
So we can call on the 'exterminators' to help 'fumigate' YOU and all the foot-ball sized JIGGAS JIGGLING IN YOUR PUBIC HAY-REA!!!
They are falling all over this thread, in case YOU 'AVE NOT NOTICED!
Thank you.

ONLY IN THE UK!
Strange place of places I tellya!

Is the educational quality so poor in Ghana? Or where the heck Nigerians run to these days for 'further studies'!
Abeg the OP's use of the word 'twin' dey annoy me gaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
I could not really concentrate on the 'subject' or lack thereof!
No further comment on that account!

These must be newly-weds!
I don even forget my husband's attribute. . .not to mention 'complementary combinations'!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
Abeg. . .
Is it just me. . .or does anyone remember what the clock in his or her sitting room looks like after years of purchase or 'inheritance'?

I don't even remember how my husband's blokos looks like. . .I only use it in the 'darkness'!

Mu che che che che che che

Mtchewwwwwwwwwww!

Lady Winona: [b]Oh well, I guess I should start by apologizing because I'm about to burst a lot of 'bubbles' here.
First of all, that picture right there is totally normal. Like someone commented, it is a primitive reflex specifically the palmar grasp which is present in ALL babies and is considered abnormal if absent. So, while this news will be such a sensation to those in the non-medical field, to us, it is a meh situation.


Secondly and this goes to jelitta, why the f*** do u ve those false nails on u! My God!, u re in a special care baby unit with a preterm, and from the look of it, a very low birth weight neonate at that in an incubator with resuscitation going on and u ve those false nails on u! The baby's chances of living are minimal at best without having u to add to the risk. Jesus!! I'm concluding at this point that u re a medical student or a student nurse cos I refuse to believe that u re a houseofficer or resident doctor cos u wld ve been seriously cautioned or punished.
Now dt I've vented my anger/concern, u all can carry on[/b]

Please, stop fuming!
Have you ever heard of 'shellac'?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaIecbXd8HE


My nails are not fake.
I will NOT be working in ANY healthcare facility in this world with FAKE NAILS. . . .Even housekeepers in any hospital know it is GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION ON THE SPOT. . .DUE TO SERIOOOOOOOOOOUS INFECTION CONTROL VIOLATIONS.
THOSE ARE REAL NAILS WITH PLAIN HARD POLISH.
Thank you!

Eeyah!
Very touching response.
My heart just melted.

Where are they from?
Lemme guess.
Hmmmmmmm........one of two options in Nigeria DEFI-N A T-LLY!
Na for NL I learn am for 'definatly' o!
Oshogbo Yinglish!

Mu he he he he he he

LWKMD!!!

Never quarrel with an ASHAWO I tellya!

See wetin 'agro' dey cause for midnight?
Never quarrel with an er^^ct. . .HUNGRY-HANGRY blokos in the middle of the night.
Phock am wellu-wellu fOrst o!

who had engaged in an all-night squabble with his wife,

The dangers of you go 'killy' me today are numerous! Chai!!!

tpia@:
are long nails allowed in pediatric wards?

No they are not!
But what can I say. . . ?
I have charisma! I am allowed to get away with 'stuff'!

Sisi_Kill:

Those are some really really fine nails!!

Yours are cute too!

You this woman, whose butt did you kick that they already banned you this early in the year?

I kicked some 'moderator's and SUPA MODERATOR'S' butts as usual.
I love the complimenteeee!
Thanks!