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Keep deceiving yourselves

I wish I was too jobless, I would have given my dog a copy of the Quran... And videoed him while he's shredding it to bits

Useless religion

FortifiedCity:
To chop iron don tire you

ClitoPen:
Is it the same thing as Porcupine?

Nah, but they belong to the same family

Just like crocodile and alligator

Or tortoise and turtle

Or horse and donkey

You get the drift

MetroBaba1:
Who Be 'We All Care'

If You Care, How Does That Affect Your Account Bal.?

If You do not Care, How Does That Affect Your Account Bal.?

Seylad2009:
Hello Good People,

Please, Anybody that God lay into his/her heart to help a soul should assist me.
I need a Job, I'm a Mechanical Engineering Graduate, have little experience, I can work in any organization or role not related to engineering (I can do relevant professional exams to align with the role) .
I'm an hardworking, Fast learner, trustworthy, God fearing with integrity.

Also, please if you know someone that knows someone that can help me, please connect me, I won't let you down.

Here's my email:
Seyioladejo234 (at) gmail.com
Thank you and God bless!

Now this is the reason why these mods should fill the frontpage with topics that help with self employment, and not what to write in your cv

And yes, self employment is easy, it's a question of "how low can you go?" to lay the foundation

The normal reply is "I'm a graduate, I can't do that!"

EnigmaticEnigma:
bro, you don't have to rely on the gen. As I said, you could get a 1kw solar setup to charge your car for you. Or if you drive to the office and there is light, you can work out a way with management, or security guys to be charging your car while at work when you park.

Solar panels will only get cheaper trust me! It's just that our currency is so messed up, that reduced costs sometimes don't reflect here due to inflation. Still though, panels will get cheaper an cheaper. You can get 1kw panels for about 200k now.

AS FOR LONG TRIPS THOUGH, yes, you are right, you might get stuck sadly I don't foresee charging stations in Nigeria, unless the demand rises and smart entrepreneurs see the new trend and fill the need. Till then, you may not be able to take your electric car from Lagos to Abuja and back again, unless you plan to lodge in some hotel overnight and charge it there.

Still though, if you just drive to work and back home and other side trips here and there, there is PLEEEEENTY of range in and Electric Vehicle to put your current I.C.E to shame, even in this Naija. Dude 480km on a single charge is no joke men.

The nigger didn't read the article, he just commented based on the topic

Nice article by the way

Guy you just copied and pasted an article that has little relevance in Nigeria

Did you even consider the poor electricity supply in the country?

You dey here dey talk say make we charge till its 80% and use till its 20%

SMH

Ok

Ok it's working now

I tried sending messages from facebook messenger on my phone and it said "message could not send"

Then I went on my laptop, and it did the same thing: could not send messages, but every other part of facebook worked perfectly

My friend in South Africa confirmed the same thing

What's going on?

Tinubu founded APC and he's still there

You founded APGA and you've left

Pathetic

money121:
Leave buhari alone and thank God for ur life..
That keep u alive from Jan. Till date..
Nigeria govt. Don't care about we masses..

So keep hustling one day baba God will pick ur call @least u go forget this buhari of things

Thank you

You are a wise person

May your wisdom increase per second

Money no dey

Buhari is a bastard

Thank goodness... I'm so happy... Even though I graduated 3years ago

Which people?

Who is everyone?

Bia, nwokem, no dey talk nonsense

seguno2:
Is presidential for kings?
Please read again.
Thanks

Is 'royal' for presidents?
Please read again.
Thanks

seguno2:
Does Buhari LOOK royal or presidential?

Is buhari a king?

Na that short man on suit be the king?

I been dey expect a more 'royal' looking king

PANDA2:
Stupid fool was busy eating his fat self to stupor. Even the fat entered the Ojukwu jnr brains sef. His pics below say it all. Shameless slob of a prodigal son

Ah swear... So on point

Of course, nobody knew that Ojukwu jnr was ever in apga... That guy is as useless as the t in pistol

Africans... We know how we do

Negotiate salary for naija again?

You'd better have a side job that supplements your income

Cos your employer is waiting to fire you for no reason

Naija make up artists dey try... But they have a looooooooooooooong way to go

NwaAmaikpe:



John Cena
The man with a robustly masculine body but a small prick.

Is he your gay partner?

osazsky:
den y call urself a scientist,science is discovery

science has limits ... scientists try to find answers ... they push themselves to the limit ... when they cant find answers, they leave it for another time ... the concept of the "big bang theory" is one load of unscientific bullshit ... people choose to believe in the "theory of evolution" because it quenches the thirst of atheists ... the biblical story of adam and eve is what it is ... a story

RoyalBoutique:
omo you get strength o!

wetin man go do na ... I'm having a blast

osazsky:
u mean d earth has been this populated, no increase in any form, as far as there is increase in population it must have started from somewhere, d world is more populated than it was in d times of our forefathers the ADs . so population is growing anything DAT is growing must have started from somewhere ,

you seem to mistaken me for someone who gives a 4k about how the population started ... I know how I was born and that is enough for me

osazsky:
so who fertilized the first man and woman, u mean they fell from d sky without Breaking bones,u are still taking us back to the beginning were an ape had sex with an ape and u were formed

hahaha, oh I'm having a blast here ... from religion to evolution ... who gives a 4k about the first man? I work with scientific proof ... I know how I was born ... my parents had sex and I was born ... I don't care about how you were born ... and I surely dont care about two lovebirds that ate an "apple" in the garden of eden ... what a dumb story for the gullible

oriakuna:
Nigga got 14 likes and 1 share already swerve hater ;DNigga got 14 likes and 1 share already swerve hater

hahaha ... myopic child ... fighting for nothing that will bring positivity in your life ... yes, "likes" and "shares" are best kept for politics ... I dont care if it has 1000 likes and 2000 shares ... thats not what I give a 4k about

go and sleep, there are more battles to fight in future ... save your strength

kingxsamz:
[color=gray]lol...kiddo It's past ur bedtime....
Sorry can't reply faceless trolls anymore... [/color]

hahaha ... it takes a troll to know one

do you want me sing a lullaby for you?

osazsky:
so were did u come from,u mean u fell from d sky without breaking ur bones

that explains it ... I guess you dont know the concept of "pregnancy"?

well, in summary, the spermatozoa (about a billion of them) fertilize with the ova and this creates a zygote

from there, we are formed and born

unless you fell from the sky?