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PoliticsRe: Has Anyone Witnessed An Interim Government Before??? by Jerrysmallz: 10:57pm On Nov 07, 2022
This topic shoud be deleted. This a baseless conspiracy theory. There is no provision for interim govt under our constitution
TravelRe: Commuters Stranded As Flood Takes Over Obafemi Awolowo Way In Ikeja, Lagos by Jerrysmallz:
It’s expected, Nigerians will abuse the government. But when you drop refuse into the gutters, steal manhole covers, what do you expect? Lol. You can’t plant yam and expect maize
CrimeRe: Customs Intercepts 81,425 Litres Of Petrol In Sacks Heading To Benin Republic by Jerrysmallz: 7:35pm On Sep 28, 2022
Kingpele:
Wow...the solution to all this nonsense is to have a working refineries that can atleast produce the daily needs of the citizens because I feel is madness and wickedness to the highest level to export crude oil and then import the end products...this is why we should vote out APC and prevent PDP from winning the presidency next year..this two parties are real disaster and badluck to our polity ...if u want to borrow money use it to build good refineries but no they will rather borrow money they will share among themselves..
if our refineries are working. It will prevent people from smuggling fuel across to Benin?
PoliticsRe: Okada Riders Storm Sanwo-olu’s Office, Beg For Suspension Of Ban by Jerrysmallz: 9:14pm On Aug 29, 2022
bestman09:
cool
So what happens to the people selling motorcycle and the spare parts? What happens to the mechanics who repair and service the bikes? What happens to their families who are being fed from the proceeds of the business? What happens to the passengers they commute daily?

Was any provisions made for those affected or does the government wants to create more criminals with this action?
They can go to Abia state or anambra
EducationRe: Prof. Femi Soyinka, Brother To Wole Soyinka Is dead by Jerrysmallz: 1:12pm On Jun 15, 2022
Tinuke dad
AutosRe: Innoson Should Look Into Partnership With Toyota To Bring Back The Corolla by Jerrysmallz: 12:33am On May 23, 2022
GAZZUZZ:
That method of theft is old sch now.

They literarily reprogram blank fob in 5mins. All they need to do is open the door wink
65% of car theft in Ontario according to CCTV is by signal amplifier best bet just put your car for garage
AutosRe: Innoson Should Look Into Partnership With Toyota To Bring Back The Corolla by Jerrysmallz: 12:02am On May 23, 2022
GAZZUZZ:
It has

Air-conditioning
Airbags
Automatic transmission
Power assisted steering
You can install an Android audio system
Abs is optional

Do you really think anything special is in the 2020 model apart from a CVT transmission that will not make it to 200,000miles without breaking down?

Tell me 1 thing in the 2020 model that is new.
DRCC. No dey 2003. Safety sense 2.5
AutosRe: Innoson Should Look Into Partnership With Toyota To Bring Back The Corolla by Jerrysmallz: 5:44pm On May 22, 2022
If you buy push to start make sure you buy faraday key fob protector. Put your key inside at night and put am for your microwave. That way no transmission of radio waves for thieves to steal your car.
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Jerrysmallz: 10:49pm On May 14, 2022
Allegory:
Lol does a Nigerian even have to ask. There’s anniversary, tradiversary and courtivesary cheesy
Technically you didn’t get married twice. Buy now I understand. Which province are you coming to. I never believed in upfront medicals while my spouse almost booked for upfront medicals. We had our medicals extended by 6 months
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Jerrysmallz: 4:16pm On May 14, 2022
abrireta:
Yayyyyyy, The long awaited news has arrived. The golden eagle has landed. IT'S PPR Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!.

After a very long wait, the Lord has finally done it for me and he will do it for all those who are still waiting.

I typed this on the 28th of March and it has been waiting in my draft since......

This journey took almost 2 years and the timeline is as follows (My husband was the primary applicant)

October 2019: Verified secondary and tertiary certificates with WES
Feb 2020: Registered and wrote the exams for CIPM (final stage)
July 2020: passed CIPM exams and induction. Awaiting certificate. Also wrote Ielts and passed. However, reading was 6.0 and we sent it in for a remark
August 2020: Reading scores upgraded to 7.5 and certificate for CIPM arrived
Sept 2020: Wrote to CIPM to dispatch certificate to WES for verification but it took a while and after making calls and follow up it was sent at the end of the month.
Oct 2020: Certificate verified with WES
Oct 17th 2020: WE RECEIVED ITA. and started gathering documents and POF for one person as we were not married then
Nov 24th 2020: we submitted all necessary documents
December 2020:He did his medicals and biometric .
January 2021:Got married,

Did upfront medicals and raised a webform with all necessary documents
March 2021: DId my biometrics

THEN THE LONG WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

December 2021:Booked upfront medicals with QLife for Feb 18th
January 26th 2022: Remed request from IRCC
February 18th 2022: Medicals done
February 27th 2022: ADR request (schedule A and imm5608 for me)
February 28th 2022: ADR sent and acknowledged
March 1st 2022: Medicals passed

April 22nd: PPR �����a month to our wedding anniversary

Between March 1st and March 29th, sent a lot of emails and called several times only to be told everything had been passed including eligibility and security but they didnt know why the ppr had not been sent.

It was a long wait but the Lord has been faithful.
VO: Accra then RROC
COR: Nigeria
Family of 2.

Please can someone link me up with the post ppr group?
Thank you
The bolded Why do you have 2 wedding dates.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Saraki, Tambuwal, Hayatudeen, Bala Mohammed Visit Wike In Port-Harcourt by Jerrysmallz: 3:15pm On Apr 06, 2022
otipoju:
Peter Obi is the best man for the job.

I wish Buba Marwa ( although he is APC) could be his vice or made minister for Defense.

Obi will handle economy, Marwa will handle security.
It doesn’t work that way. The buck falls on the president table.
PhonesRe: NIN-SIM Linkage: FG Directs Telcos To Bar Outgoing Calls On Unlinked Lines by Jerrysmallz: 10:04am On Apr 04, 2022
vibbb:
Shameless set of people with zero priority and policy - Naija airlines double tickets price, they did nothing about it - Dollar is now very much comfortable at #570, they did noting about it - Private business owners are now folding up because of cost in running their production via outrageous price of diesel, they did nothing about it - Economy of the nation declined by 21% daily, they did nothing about it - Security and well being of Nigerians are threatened daily, they did nothing about it - They only thing all this clueless people can talk about is how to block ppls line - What a shame!!
All these things you spoke about fall under 4 ministries. Now we have about 21 ministries. According to you all other ministries and their ministers should do nothing because we have these problems
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi: PDP submits Igariwey, Udeogu to INEC to replace Umahi, Igwe by Jerrysmallz: 8:03pm On Mar 08, 2022
Reinvented:
He cannot. The judgement predates any encampment or decampment.
Mattawalle is next, then Ayade. All must get sense by force.
What of Ortom Tambuwal and Obaseki that all decamped from APC
PoliticsRe: Who Else Noticed The Big Difference Between European And African Wars by Jerrysmallz:
All those are propaganda.

If you want to see the real deal. Type Ukraine video graphic into search button on Twitter
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Jerrysmallz: 3:03pm On Feb 11, 2022
Gazzuzz do you think I should use water for my radiator coolant? I was also wondering if could use 20w-50 engine oil.

PoliticsRe: Four Of Buhari Policies That Destroyed The Economy by Jerrysmallz: 10:37pm On Feb 05, 2022
joyandfaith:
1. Border closure- Nigeria has no comparative advantage to produce rice and cettain ban goods in commercial quantities. General insecurity is preventing most villagers to farm. Hunger is hitting people bad.
Solution-land borders should be opened for food importation.
2. Borrowing - you don't borrow if you don't have stable mean of paying back. Reckless borrowing is affecting forex because we have to pay back in dollars.
Solution-no more foreign loan. Local loan may be considered for vital national needs. Capital projects should be executed using IGR to grow our economy.
We don't need gigantic projects to impress people. We need meaningful projects but easy to maintain.
3. Devaluation of Naira. Black markets benefit more from devaluation. Abacha fixed $1=#22 for 5 years heaven did not fall. Prices of commodities were stable. To hell with foreign reserve.
4. Wasteful socialist programmes like trader moni etc are not ideal in emerging capitalist economy. Instead of giving poor people free money monthly, poor people especially elderly ones and children should have free access to education and health.
I agree with most but saying abacha fixed naira at #22 is a fallacy. Because it was officially #22 but #86 at black market.
FamilyRe: What I Did When My Wife Refused My Sexual Advancement For 7 Months by Jerrysmallz: 11:31pm On Jan 13, 2022
GAZZUZZ:
You married a lesbian.
I didn’t expect you need to copy everything but you nailed it. The guy married a lesbian.
AutosRe: Foreign Used 2008 Corolla Sports work progress by Jerrysmallz: 10:41pm On Dec 07, 2021
GAZZUZZ:
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Why you dey quote this guy.
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by Jerrysmallz: 10:39pm On Dec 07, 2021
Jerrysmallz:
God don deliver me from Gazzuzz hand. But thank you for all your assistance sir. I moved from 2009 rav4 to 2021 rav4 with 5years warranty and away from Nigeria’s bad road and bad fuel. Justin Trudeau God bless you.
Nothing but love to Gazzuzz. May God bless you abundantly. You will always be a blessing. Meanwhile while I wrote this I was still trekking and catching bus, I had no credit history and I refused to buy expensive reasonable used cars and moribund cheap ones. But we thank God.
AutosRe: Foreign Used 2008 Corolla Sports work progress by Jerrysmallz:
GAZZUZZ:
Will you keep kwayet!

Zero frame damage,

The reason for sale is insurance claim. .

It cost me less than $300 to fix.

What do yo think it will cost in canada?

I know you always wat to spoil my adverts with your bad vibes, but vibe killer you are wasting your data. Face your canada and your 2021 rav4 in peace.

Haaaa. Gazzuzz I got nothing but love for you. It’s nothing personal at all. I will delete my post. The cars I drove while in Nigeria were all accidented but non with frame damage. Matter of fact most people can’t afford non auctioned car. I’m so sorry and I’m not a vibe killer.
Secondly the cost of fixing it will be prohibitive reason for most sale.
AutosRe: Foreign Used 2008 Corolla Sports work progress by Jerrysmallz:
The outcome of this car will be amazing.
AutosRe: Sold Foreign Used 2002 Toyota Camry Le 3.0l sold by Jerrysmallz: 6:38pm On Nov 11, 2021
GAZZUZZ:


2002 TOYOTA CAMRY LE VIN: JTDBF30K320003830 SEDAN 4 DR 3.0L V6 F DOHC 24V GASOLINE FRONT WHEEL DRIVE

Great mileage (for its age) : 174,169miles

Rust free engine bay and underbody.

Sound V6 engine.

Great suspension.

Factory chilling air-conditioning

Leather interior

Vehicle literarily glides.

Location Ogba Lagos

Contact 08033910382



WhatsApp 08033910382

In Canadian terms 278,671 kilometres
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by Jerrysmallz: 1:02am On Oct 23, 2021
Toyota Corolla cross. Toyota got this right.
HealthRe: Help! I Have Shy Bladder Syndrome by Jerrysmallz: 9:21pm On Oct 15, 2021
frozen70:
He said he finds it difficult to pee in the presence of people and the rest, if he is realy pressed, he will wee like every other person by the corner

So if you don't understand my point, then learn how to be polite and not being insultive in your response
Your point is he has no problem. I know people who were diagnosed of similar conditions. It’s real, no matter how pressed you are the pee will not come out. The sphincter will not open.
HealthRe: Help! I Have Shy Bladder Syndrome by Jerrysmallz: 8:48pm On Oct 15, 2021
frozen70:
You have never been pressed
Do you know what they call shy bladder syndrome? No you don’t but you decided to talk based on your myopic understanding
HealthRe: Help! I Have Shy Bladder Syndrome by Jerrysmallz: 8:46pm On Oct 15, 2021
tooth4tooth:
My brother I thought I was the only one observing this .

A poster will ask a question,some would just comment nonsense just to grace the front page. They are very annoying and myopic set of youths.
It is very annoying. Pray your topic doesn’t get to front page. Else you will get immature comments.
HealthRe: Help! I Have Shy Bladder Syndrome by Jerrysmallz: 8:43pm On Oct 15, 2021
pigineng:
I find it difficult and impossible to urinate in public rest rooms, and in the presence of anybody no matter how pressed I am.
Almost impossible you can do anything about it. Just urinate in a toilet. Many Nairalanders will not understand what you going through they will use their bodies talk to you.
AutosGrimaldi And Sallaum Lines Will Not Accept Cars With The Following Titles. by Jerrysmallz(op): 11:56pm On Oct 14, 2021
Dear Valued Customer,

This is a notice to inform your that;

** Grimaldi and Sallaum Lines will not accept any vehicles that have a FLOOD title or evidence of the vehicle that it was in a flood.

**Grimaldi and Sallaum Lines will no longer accept hybrid vehicles.

**ALL forklift units must have the batteries removed and terminals taped up.

**ALL vehicles MUST have access to the battery housing which can be under the hood, backseat, or trunk. Failure to have full access will result in rejection of cargo.

** If a vehicle is accepted as a running unit in Baltimore MD (SLP), but then becomes a non-runner during vessel loading, the cargo will sail and the non-runner fee will be applied **

***NOTE that non-runner and forklift units have last priority to load on board the Grimaldi and Sallaum vessels. Vehicles that exceed the free time duration will incur daily storage charges***
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by Jerrysmallz: 8:37pm On Sep 27, 2021
My 2021 RAV4 switches off at stops signs and red light I want to remove this nonsense feature. Kindly asssit.
SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Male Basketball: Nigeria Loses To Germany 92 - 99 by Jerrysmallz: 4:54am On Jul 28, 2021
I’m currently in Canada, watching Canadian TV. Canada is not doing too well but trying their best. You need to see the way the celebrate their athletes even those already knocked out of the olympics. But my country Nigeria will never celebrate you
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by Jerrysmallz: 9:09pm On Jun 27, 2021
[quote author=GAZZUZZ post=103148381][/quote]One of Nigerians problems over seriousness. Hahahahhaha Kpele o

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