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Celebrities / Re: Bride Burst Into Tears As Groom Covers Her With Full Muslim Female Veil, Perform by jeyselassie(m): 8:07pm On Nov 30, 2020
WrittyWritter:
Happy tears or sad tears ..anyway it is their religion..if she does not like it she knows what to do...I know a woman that wore it for years but after her husband married the second and third wife she stopped...she said she can not be covering her body for a man that will still go outside..

They are trying shaw O can't do this shit..d only advantage I see in it is that their skin is usually very fresh because it is covered
which kind fresh. Abeg i spend on my woman and make sure she enjoys my money and it shows. You can't hold or stop a woman from cheating if she wants to she will you can only show her love provide for her and leave the rest to God. How can I hold a woman in bondage in the aim of marrying? Peeps are thinking futuristic and some are covering a woman's face. Like to me the greatest dissatisfaction I can do to myself is to not support my wifes ambition. A woman will spend 9 months giving birth for you and you will domicile her to a veil and kill her ambition. I don't understand the lady fine pass Amina Mohammed? Shey Amina mohammed no still become minister with her beauty and shey ground collapse?
Celebrities / Re: Farouq Umar Buys Toke Makinwa A N1,240,000 Bone Straight Hair (video) by jeyselassie(m): 1:15pm On Nov 28, 2020
fati2001:



NOT IN NIGERIA MY LADY.
Why?
Politics / Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by jeyselassie(m): 2:59am On Nov 15, 2020
Patrioticman007:
Naija Reloaded 2.8.
Its a fact that blank bullets were used as shown on the video evidence, however the effects might have caused stampedes which usually ends in injuries & death.
However those saying otherwise, should please come forward with video evidence & counter the military assertion.
they used live rounds that day. I was talking to someone the following evening who said a bullet passed through his wall in ikoyi into his room. He even kept the bullet
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Court Orders Police To Probe Davido, Wizkid, Falz, Tiwa Savage, Others by jeyselassie(m): 2:20am On Nov 15, 2020
sapphiere:
Not everyone was involved.
but you know the main witch hunt comes because they are social media influences.
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Court Orders Police To Probe Davido, Wizkid, Falz, Tiwa Savage, Others by jeyselassie(m): 11:30am On Nov 14, 2020
[quote author=sapphiere post=96024361]

https://dailypost.ng/2020/11/14/end-sars-court-orders-police-to-probe-davido-wizkid-falz-fk-moe-tiwa-savage-45-others-full-list/[/quotle] why not just probe the whole country because everyone was involved in it. Why are these people specially selected? Because they are popular or celebrities?
Phones / Re: Who Knows What Could Have Made 9mobile Data This Cheap by jeyselassie(m): 5:38am On Nov 10, 2020
Slickey:


You wey your story don cast for NL.
grin
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Reveals Why Atiku’s And Ekwueme Alliance In 2003 collapsed by jeyselassie(m): 8:01pm On Nov 05, 2020
Donspicey:



Lolsss,,,Abeg define his type of madness mk we knw.......
lol too hilarious. Na hereditary madness
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Reveals Why Atiku’s And Ekwueme Alliance In 2003 collapsed by jeyselassie(m): 7:53pm On Nov 05, 2020
Koko1119:
Obj u still remeber all dis tin & u no fit remeber where u keep $16b .
you dey mad grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Presidential Election 2020 (Live Updates) by jeyselassie(m): 4:51am On Nov 03, 2020
chloedogie:
More details........
is this result from inec

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Presidential Election Updates: Nairalanders In USA Who Is Winning In Your Sta by jeyselassie(m): 4:50am On Nov 03, 2020
NEPA IS WINNING IN MY STATE. THERE IS NO LIGHT

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: I Tried To Commit Suicide 2 Times. I Was Really Depressed by jeyselassie(m): 4:37am On Nov 03, 2020
The hate in this whole post is worse than what she faced. Like has this chic personally offended yall. Why are Nigerians so bitter and envious towards other Nigerians. Una no go go blame una government if una get problem?

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: I Tried To Commit Suicide 2 Times. I Was Really Depressed by jeyselassie(m): 4:34am On Nov 03, 2020
ursullalinda:
Racism or any form of discrimination is bad.....we must learn to appreciate people.......even tribalism is a form of racism.....so before you point fingers look within.
word

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Ozo Meets With Sunday Dare, The Sports Minister (Photos) by jeyselassie(m): 4:11pm On Oct 31, 2020
Davash222:
Their meeting has no role to play in my life!
I swear
Fashion / Re: Sexy Plus Size Lingerie by jeyselassie(m): 2:46pm On Oct 31, 2020
Ahmback:
I understand you bro...
I'm stable financially, I'm talking on behalf of those that their mama and siblings are depending or looking up on them...you cum spend 6k for only lingerie
bro na place wey you go enter for night you go spend money on top
Fashion / Re: Sexy Plus Size Lingerie by jeyselassie(m): 4:42am On Oct 31, 2020
Ahmback:
6k lingerie, in this kinda time, in this kinda country...no now

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My babe would understand me better

Brother stop this talk na.. Abeg what is 6k for lingerie? No fall our hand na. It's okay if country dey hard for your side but abeg just check wetin dey some babes account. This is even too cheap if no be say some girls dey very picky and like to dey do alaroro.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Watched The Sextape Of A Girl You Know by jeyselassie(m): 11:54pm On Oct 25, 2020
Yall viewing ladies private files have low self esteem and are deprived. Work on your self esteem

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Politics / Re: Governor Jide Sanwo-Olu Apologises To Lagosians by jeyselassie(m): 6:42am On Oct 23, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
My problem why didnt he stop sar since.

Once you see people attacking police before the protest and people killed by police, that should be the time to curtail them.

I undersood, SAR is a federal unit and only federal government can end it, but he should have taken action.

The problem of last minutes solution escalated all these stuff
he can't stop Sars its not under him
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Receives A Luxury Bus & A N24M Wristwatch From Ned Nwoko (Video) by jeyselassie(m): 3:08am On Oct 19, 2020
tammie24:
Isn't this their family business?

Chasing clout like their life depends on it

Enough!
my exact thought as well
Politics / Re: Sandra Eze Sanzye: 'Bourdillon’ Ordered My Removal From TVC, Says Journalist by jeyselassie(m): 6:14am On Oct 17, 2020
Jombojombo:
What a touching story. This country can never be one!

Why do Yorubas hate Igbos this much??
Stop this yoruba don't hate igbos. Can't you see this was political? If yoruba hate igbos then igbos won't be successful in lagos. Bro if we are to really go by your statement let me ask - how many successful yoruba can you find in Eastern states that built their businesses there and expanded to the country?

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Romance / Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by jeyselassie(m): 7:27pm On Oct 11, 2020
Curious345:
The vagina is the most craved opening in the universe,.
Every man wanna enter .and if there is no man then a Love Machine or cucumber or bottle or finger or banana will enter .
That is to say BOTH LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS CRAVE FOR THAT OPENING .

Ok she started having unforced and consensual sex at 18yrs ,she just got admitted into the university to study theater arts.

Her first relationship started 2weeks after her matriculation. It was a live with him relationship.
She left the hostel and moved in to the off campus home of her new stallion.
Of course they had sex 5times daily for 1½ year until they had irreconcilable differences.
She moved out of his place and back to the hostel.

There is pressure , she wants to get back into a new relationship. Her urge , the need to get smashed ,the wild thoughts .she is young and on fire , she wants to get di*cked.

Ok oooh.

After 1 month of break up another dude comes in.
She moved in with him .
The bleep harder ,now drugs were involved .
They now have unlimited sex .from 5 rounds per day it's now 12hrs daily .
She was doing a 4 yr course , so they dated for 2½ years and then she graduated.
She is now 22 years old.

While waiting for call up to nysc, her friends Introduced her to olosho stuff.
She said why not . Then she moved over to lekki. A night out fetched her 50k to 100k.

And she was like WTF!
SHE does it for another 1 to 2 years .
Now she got enough cash to play with. She is called up for the nysc . Her account balance is 4m.

She goes to nysc camp ,,looks for a nice guy , spoil him with small cash.
And get him hooked . Then they start to bleep again for another one year .

From the BLEEP HISTORY OF LADY X, WE CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE HAS BLEEPED 12,345 TIMES OR ROUNDS FROM.HER 100L TILL BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT FROM HER NYSC.
This punna looks battered.
But what to do ?

NOW she is married to mallam yunus.




can you hit your chic 5 times a day? Be honest o because me I can't. In university 5vtimes a day and you will still graduate well?

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Crime / Re: Mr Macaroni And Other #endsars Protesters Sleep Outside Lagos House Of Assembly by jeyselassie(m): 7:04am On Oct 09, 2020
Profadvocate:
The truth remains that 90 percent of SARS guys are criminals
One even threatened to shoot me at Ikorodu lagos some months back when I did nothing wrong
I have to beg him

Nah life first

So many people joining this protest and shouting now are arm robbers;Kidnappers and fraudsters though not all

Absence of SARS will give rise to robbery and so on

It is well

you're an armed robber
TV/Movies / Re: Which Of These Movies Made Your Childhood Awesome by jeyselassie(m): 5:59pm On Oct 08, 2020
Matilda undecided
Celebrities / Re: Kiddwaya & Erica Raise Alarm Over 'Attacks' On Their Social Media Handles by jeyselassie(m): 8:54am On Oct 08, 2020
Davash222:
Mtcheeeeewwwwwwww



Here, we have a fool with his money and a brainless olosho!
the fool and olosho are repping for you the Lord of lowlives
Crime / Re: If You Go Out Dressed Like This SARS Will Never Stop You (SEE PHOTO) by jeyselassie(m): 8:13am On Oct 07, 2020
Onyiamaogu:

To be honest, the Major reason SARS are harassing young boys on the street is just to rob them off their hard earned money.

These police officers believe every young boy is a yahoo boy especially when they see you all swagged up looking good in designers or you’re even driving a good car.

Once they stop you, whether you’re yahoo boy or not, you must give them money as settlement. Infact, if you give them your phone to search and they don’t see anything, they will still say you should drop money.

Now, to avoid being stopped in the first place, some Nigerian guys have discovered a new way of dressing that won’t make SARS officials be interested in stopping you.

SEE PHOTOS BELOW:-




So man must dress like this to avoid being harrassed and brutalized by SARS? This is funny and sad at the same time.

Guys, Do You Think This Dressing Format Will Make SARS Officials Not To Stop Young Nigerians On The Road?

https://playloaded.com.ng/do-you-agree-if-you-go-out-dressed-like-this-sars-will-never-stop-you-see-photo/
the guy Sars beat up in mushin. This was his exact dress code

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Politics / Re: Why Is Lauretta Onochie Always Antipeople by jeyselassie(m): 4:51am On Oct 06, 2020
Ikennamurphy:
Why is Lauretta Onochie always antipeople.. Esp things that should benefit the masses.. The Vp Osinbanjo and the Nigerian governors forum have commended the ban on sars but she is on the opposite and I have noticed that with most of her views.. Why is no one cautioning her?
yea she is always supporting the wrong motions without giving facts and very controversial. How has she even benefitted the country sef?
Crime / Re: EndSARS: The Victim Of Yesterday's Delta Shooting Is Alive (Photo) by jeyselassie(m): 4:47pm On Oct 04, 2020
Or11:
Why would an innocent man jump from a moving vehicle if he is not guilty. The ones that have died in the past while trying to escape, what are they escaping from? Until these youths emancipate themselves from the mentality that money can only be made from scamming other people from their hard earned money, they will keep dying and being chased. I have never and would never try to avoid SARS because I'm not a criminal and they are always free to check my phone.
I don't think you stay in Nigeria. Do you think if it was all criminals jumping the issues Wil be on media. Wake up these guys are robbing people daily and no one to report to and no name tags to identify. Is it till they rape a relative of yours you will know things are not what it used to be?

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Romance / Re: Billions!!! by jeyselassie(m): 10:08am On Sep 29, 2020
Edyice:


Billions

Am in season 2 , this series is just rotating itself

How can you catch someone read handed only for you to set him free the last second ...

Chuck almost got sacked only for him to retain his sit

The series just tire me

I will manage finish the season 2 today and I see or smell any repeated
Seen , am off . How can you be turning circle


Good series from HBO like INSECURE and GAME of thrones have spoil me



lol. I haven't watched it in a while but seems I stopped in season 3
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija 2020: See The Real Reasons Laycon Emerged Winner by jeyselassie(m): 1:44am On Sep 28, 2020
franchasng:
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Laycon represented the average poor, struggling, rejected Nigerian youth and everyone pitied him and felt like him and voted him out of pity. Nigerians hate rich people grin

This is the real reason why laycon won "pity" Nigerians are always sympathetic to plights that's why religion sells more than pure water l.

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Religion / Re: Challenges Of Getting Married To A Strict Christian by jeyselassie(m): 6:35am On Sep 27, 2020
tobechi74:
They can be boring. No room for fun Always serious face. Hardly play with family

They do not know how to handle women . Most strict pastors spent their youthful days avoiding dating and friendships with ladies in general so as not to commit adultery.

They are fault finders . They go about looking for offence. Every thing is a sin.

They are not romantic They grew up avoiding ladies. They are not used to giving hugs and kisses. They only know one position. Anal sex is a sin. Only accepts style is missionary. The mouth is for praising God name and not oral.

They can be routinal .. They have a structured life style. Easily predictable. Wife feel bored.

Lack of emotional intimacy. Wife is emotionally starved. His priorities are in the things of the lord. Time for heart to heart discussion and he is quoting
I don't think you know what you're saying. Do you know how many women pastors ard giving it to on the low? Pastors and doctors are thd most vulnerable professions to women.

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Religion / Re: Challenges Of Getting Married To A Strict Christian by jeyselassie(m): 6:34am On Sep 27, 2020
SweetBrownBuns:
All lies. You have it in the reverse. Pastors are the reverse of everything you mentioned here 100%.
I swear I was just about to say this

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Neo Washing Vee’s Pant by jeyselassie(m): 2:54pm On Sep 24, 2020
majamajic:
Ozo dey learn work for where Neo dey

He washed 5 panties , Vee still get mouth to tell him ' my pant is remaining one '

He replied her ' it's here
lmao. I'm dead

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