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Health / Re: Frequent Urinating At Night: Help!!! by jibbzion(m): 4:42am On May 30, 2022
Honest advise, you should do RBS or FBS test to confirm your sugar level and also further tests for Diabetes, it's rare for a 17years+ individual to have such but who knows.

Also, you can engage a practical approach of reducing water intake after 4pm everyday. Basically you're frequenting the restroom because you've got urine in your system which is water (to a good percentage) + urea and other metabolics.

Try these and do an update thread for results.
Goodluck!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Leave My Job And Japa To The UK by jibbzion(m): 10:35am On May 26, 2022
A bird at hand is worth two in the market.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C Stream 2: How To Check Npower Shortlisted Names by jibbzion(m): 10:14am On May 26, 2022
ezenwaez:

Check back later, it is a temporary network glitch. Alternatively send your Npower ID and your issue to Npower via twitter @npower_ng.

I will send them a message, thanks for the help and advice.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C Stream 2: How To Check Npower Shortlisted Names by jibbzion(m): 5:50pm On May 24, 2022
ezenwaez:

Npower shortlisted names are names of Npower Batch C Volunteers that have passed the first phase of the screening process which is the shortlisting process, the first stage of the Npower Batch C recruitment process is the shortlisting process followed by the biometrics.
Npower Batch C stream 2 volunteers can check if they have been shortlisted by following the simple steps, procedures and tips below;



HOW TO CHECK NPOWER SHORTLISTED NAMES USING NASIMS PORTAL

Npower Batch C stream 2 volunteers can check their names if it was shortlisted by adopting the simple process below:

1) The Npower batch c stream 2 volunteer should login in into nasims website https://nasims.gov.ng/login using his or her email address/Application ID and password.

2) After login into the NASIMS website the Npower Batch C stream 2 volunteer should click on the "verification" tab at the header of the nasims portal.

3) The Npower Batch C stream 2 will see a message saying "Congrats on passing the screening phase. We just want to verify some of your details and you will be good to go. If you feel you missed out on any important detail during the application phase, kindly send an email to our support team via support.npower@nasims.gov.ng", immediately under the "verification" tab, once you see this message it simply means that your name have been shortlisted by Npower.

4) If after clicking the "verification" tab it says that "you have not been shortlisted yet, check back later" then it simply means that your name have not been shortlisted by Npower.


HOW TO CHECK NPOWER SHORTLISTED NAMES USING *45665# NASIMS USSD CODE

Npower Batch C stream 2 volunteers can use the nasims ussd code *45665# to check if their names was shortlisted by Npower, please before dialing the nasims ussd code *45665# ensure that you have enough airtime at least a minimum credit balance of ₦100.
Follow the steps below to check if your name was shortlisted by Npower using the nasims ussd code:

1) The Npower batch c stream 2 volunteer should dial *45665# from any mobile network; Etisalat, Glo, Airtel, MTN.

2) After dialling the nasims ussd code *45665# a welcome message will pop up on your phone screen saying "Welcome to NSIP Service Choose Programme -


1. N-Power

2. NEXIT

3.CCT

4. HGSFP

5. S4J

6. Cancel"

3) Select "Answer" then press 1 then "send".

4) After completing the above task another message will pop up on your phone screen saying " Welcome to N-Power Information Service. Please Enter your BVN or Registered Mobile Number.

5) Press "Answer" then enter your BVN, then press "Send". (Please always enter your BVN, most N-Power batch c stream 2 volunteers that entered their mobile numbers were not shortlisted).

6) After doing this a message will appear saying "To complete the request please authorize the charge of ₦30:00.

7) Press "Answer".

8 Press 1 to send.

9) A message will pop up saying "Thank you."

10) Wait for few seconds to receive your text message.

11) Press "show" to open the message, it will display the message below:


"CONGRATULATIONS! You have been selected for N-Power Batch C, Stream II".
Once you get this message it simply means that your name has been shortlisted by Npower, all you have to do is visit a cyber cafe and complete your biometrics if you have not done it, if you have already done your biometrics please you do not need to repeat the biometrics all you have to do is keep checking your verification page on NASIMS portal for the Npower Batch C stream 2 physical verification date.

12) On the contrary if you were not shortlisted you will see the message "you have not been shortlisted, check back later', and this simply means that your name was not shortlisted by Npower.

The above procedures are quick tips to check if your name was shortlisted.

Thanks so.much for this info.

My issue is with logging into the NASIMS portal. It keeps cycling back to the login page and I don't even get to see my dashboard.

Any help please?
Food / Re: Porridge Beans, what's the best combo for beans? by jibbzion(m): 9:23am On Apr 01, 2022
Pour your beans (sieved) into your sauce not the other way around.
Sports / Re: Lewandowski Deserves The Ballon D'or More (Opinion) by jibbzion(m): 8:43pm On Nov 30, 2021
Ademola47:
FIFA has announced Lionel Messi as the winner of the 2021 Ballon d'Or.

Sentiments apart (I love Messi a lot), but I think Lewandowski was cheated. He deserves the award more than Messi. His performance (in the Bundesliga and champions league) has said it all.

What do you think?

For the best keeper, I think Mendy deserves it more.


Nairalanders, what do you think?

I opened this to see a statistical evidence and to explain to you why the winner was deserving, but I stopped immediately I saw that you started with FIFA.
Food / Re: What is The Process Of Turning Raw Garri To Eba Called? by jibbzion(m): 5:11pm On Nov 26, 2021
Magnoliaa:
Osmodialysis.

You're welcome. wink

What's the biological meaning of this word?
Family / Re: I Am Scared! My Wedding Is This Month & I Haven't Told My Fiancé About My 3 Kids by jibbzion(m): 7:10am On Nov 13, 2021
Mummiesgirls4:
My trad marriage is on the 27 of this month I still have had no courage to tell him about my 3 other children. I am pregnant I am scared he will leave me if he find out that I have 3 other children, I love him so much he is my everything on earth and I am scared to loose him. I don't want to end up single with 5 children. But sometime I feel sad I cry at night and I just don't know what to do because the guilt is so much.

Please don't make him suffer like this.
Career / Re: Where Do You See Yourself 5 Years From Today? by jibbzion(m): 10:18pm On Jul 09, 2021
I see myself more comfortable and more focused on life than I currently am.
Politics / Re: South-South Leaders Berate Buhari Over "Dot In A Circle" Statement by jibbzion(m): 8:09am On Jun 15, 2021
chatinent:
I remember Achebe's words about ant-infested logs.

It would make a lot of sense to quote him now.
Health / Re: Imo : Man Commits Suicide By Hanging After Incest With Daughter (Photo) by jibbzion(m): 8:23am On Jun 12, 2021
ijustdey:


https://www.sunnewsonline.com/imo-man-hangs-self-after-incest-with-daughter/

Okay, but why addressing this deceased man as a female several times in your write-up?
Crime / Re: Police Kill 2 Bandits In Imo State (Graphic Pictures) by jibbzion(m): 5:21pm On May 25, 2021
helinues:


undecided

The state governor has since ordered them to shoot on sight.
Crime / Re: Man Found Alive In Bayelsa Forest With Hands, Legs Tied (Disturbing Photos) by jibbzion(m): 2:38pm On May 25, 2021
Do well to keep us updated on this issue.
Autos / Re: Why Your Car's Catalytic Converter Is Very Valuable by jibbzion(m): 8:52am On Mar 17, 2021
HottieCoach:
A catalytic converter is a device incorporated in the exhaust system of a motor vehicle, containing a catalyst for converting pollutant gases into less harmful ones.

This device had been available in vehicles since the 1970's

The catalyst's job is to speed up the removal of pollution. The catalyst is made from platinum or a similar, platinum-like metal such as palladium or rhodium. A catalytic converter is a large metal box, bolted to the underside of your car, that has two pipes coming out of it.

The catalytic converter is very valuable because of the precious metals that are included in the converter, such as platinum, or platinum-like material such as palladium or rhodium. So, the more expensive the material, the more expensive it is to replace.

Due to the fall of the naira and a rise in the cost of precious metals like platinum and palladium, the contents of the catalytic converter is highly sort after. The parts have become an unusual windfall for thieves, who can make hundreds of naira from selling them to auto parts suppliers or scrapyards. Catalytic converters can be melted and the highly valuable metals, like palladium and rhodium, extracted.

At present a typical 2003-2018 Toyota Corolla catalytic converter (its content) can fetch between ₦100,000 -150,000.

How to prevent catalytic converter theft.

1 Do not leave your vehicle unattended with your roadside technician.

2. If you do, tell him bluntly that you have your catalytic converter intact and it should not go missing .

3. If for any reason you have catalytic converter failure and it has to be unblocked , collect all the contents, tie it up in a bag and contact me I'll show you where to sell it for good money cheesy

I understand that they help in economizing fuel consumption.
Romance / Re: I Get Easily Aroused By Contact With A Lady's Body by jibbzion(m): 8:36am On Mar 17, 2021
smart1204:
Hi everyone, I'm a 20 year old male student in college of medicine UNN, enugu campus. This is
my problem.

I get aroused by close body contact with ladies. example:

Sitting beside a lady around my age or so makes me get an erection. Even though I have MOSTLY but not totally conquered this by fighting it in my mind.

The remaining ones I've sincerely tried and not being able to overcome are:

1. when I give a female friend front hug without any ulterior motive in mind, I start to get an erection (This has happened severally and made me stop hugging ladies).

2. when standing in a crowded place like 2 submit a script or enter a class. If ladies buttocks are pressed against groin and/or their breasts on my body, I start to get an embarrassing erection even though I actually hate it and have nothing in mind. This happens to the point I have to place my hand to cover it or prevent it.

Pls, I'm a technical virgin and have made up my mind to remain celibate till marriage. I try my best not to lust after women or sexual objectify them.

PLEASE HELP ME DEAR FRIENDS.

This one no be deliverance something?
Romance / Re: How Do I End This Relationship?? by jibbzion(m): 8:19am On Mar 17, 2021
StacyO:
Please read through.

I'm actually in my early twenties, not that I'm too old for marriage anyway. One of my top clients who I'm trying to polish out a business with, went ahead to arrange a mini impromptu by fire by force relationship for me and his brother.

Like bethrothing someone to someone else without their full consent.

It was a men's arrangement cause, I was surprised how they all came to that agreement.

I tried breaking up with him the first time and he told his brothers about it. Guilt almost finished me cause, I was blamed for the excuse I brought up. His uncle who is in charge of the contract brought us back together again.

The main issue now is that I want to break up with the guy once and for all but, I don't want to hurt him and I still have to save the contract at hand.

The guy is very much attached to me already and I won't fake it, I'm equally beginning to feel butterflies in my stomach.

I want to go about it in a very simple way. So that at the end, we all go our separate ways happy.

Any idea is highly welcomed. Serious and mature minds please.

Thank you.


Modified:: I told him my own part of the story and my reasons of not wanting to be in a relationship with him.
I'm not ready for any relationship now and I dont like him. Most importantly, I dont want to chop his money while deceiving him.

He is still not accepting reality but, I'm sure with time, he'll move on.

PS: His uncle isn't aware of this yet and I begged him not to tell anyone.

First, go to the uncle who is your business partner and tell him you won't want to mix business with pleasure: and how it's not safe for you or the business.

Also, tell him his brother is not someone you'd really like to settle down with in all honesty.

Ask for God's favour.

Good luck!
Programming / Re: (legit) Hexatrade The Automated Bitcoin Investment Script by jibbzion(m): 8:44am On Feb 21, 2021
soulwin4life:

That's the link
https:///30UZBp2

Contact me for login details

Is this a joke?
Romance / Re: How Do I Politely Turn Down Ladies' Sexual Advances? by jibbzion(m): 6:56am On Mar 16, 2019
sanmtiago:
Sorry my write up may be lengthy but I'll try as much as possible to be concise

I don't usually see myself as a ladies man cause i'm just a simple person who likes it low key but ladies keep coming around. Of course I like women but I'm not the type who has that excessive impulse to have a woman around me for sex and all that romantic ish. I do have sex when I want to cause I have a girlfriend and I'm loyal to her also. I'm not loyal to her because I love her so much i think I'm loyal because I technically have this inherent self discipline so I hardly chase women. I've dated my girl friend for 2yrs and I've never cheated on her even when I've a deluge of girls flocking around me.

I'm a final year student in my mid twenties and my girl in her early twenties. I don't cohabit cause it doesn't appeal to me so all she does is visit and spend the weekend at my house at times.

Now down to the subject matter I make friends irrespective of their sex but the thing is most of the females I make friends with always want to take the friendship further, they visit me at late hours at times 8pm, 9pm and they stay beyond 10pm and once it's after 10 they begin to give frivolous excuses like, I don't think it'd be safe going home alone by this time of the night or they say they've locked my hostel gate so I literally have no choice than to let them pass the night.

The shocking thing is they begin to make romantic demands like 'can you pls cuddle me I'm cold' I find it so disrespectful cause they know full well I have a girlfriend and I'm not that kind of guy they think I'm.

It happens too often and I'm no longer comfortable with it at this same time I don't want to lose friends as they're nice people. Even as much as my girl knows my level of honesty and discipline she still nervous breakdown because of the inordinate amount of calls from this so called Jezebels.

Please how do I curb this without losing friends cause like I said earlier they're nice and to some extent they've been helpful.

You show great courage to turn down sexual advances, that's good.

This might work :

Invite these "friends" for an outing one at a time (doesn't have to be too expensive).

There and then you guys would discuss the whole thing; that you have a girlfriend, you don't want to cheat on her, blah blah blah...

Then after the outing comes the most important part, always call to check on them frequently , hangout from time to tine, everytime, you can even grow fond of each other.

The ones that remain with you are your actual friends, the one that leaves you just want something else.

Also, explain to your girl the whole thing and what you did about it.

It might work.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Directs Nigerian Flags To Fly At Half-mast For Three Days by jibbzion(m): 5:38pm On Dec 31, 2018
Half-mast Half staff.
Half mast: Flags that are flewn on ships
Half staff: Flags that's are flewn on land, buildings, etc.
Both are in honour or respect of a person or and event or etc.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Rhatti, Biography Of The Artist Phyno Signed To His PentHauz Record Label by jibbzion(m): 7:53am On Dec 21, 2018
Someone just got a new status update on campus. cool
Celebrities / Re: Cee-C Wows In Ankara Jumpsuit by jibbzion(m): 7:09am On Dec 21, 2018
Bossontop:
undecided
Abeg make una epp me check....dat tin wey dey her head na white tooth brush nii??.....because my eye dey pain me

No, na INFINIX charger.
Travel / Re: Truck Rams Into A Shop In Imo. Photos by jibbzion(m): 5:58am On Dec 18, 2018
LamidicownuBSS:

RIP to d driver


It happening even in metele

Oga dem say no life lost.
Culture / Re: Beautiful Names In Efik/ibibio by jibbzion(m): 4:47am On Apr 27, 2018
SlyIg:
Here are some names from the Efik/Ibibio tribes.
We've learnt some names in Igbo tribe the other day.
So i want to bring to our knowledge also some Efik/Ibibio names in our tribe.
So here we go with all the "bong bong bong" names ... Lol.


Ima Obong ... God's Love
Eno Obong ... God's gift
Itoro Obong ... God's Glory
kufre Abasi ... Forget not God
Udeme Obong ... God's share
Aniebiet Abasi ... Who is like God?
Uduak Abasi ... God's will
Iko Obong ... God's word
Oto Obong ... From God
Idara Obong ... God's Happiness
Inemesit ... Sweetheart
Nsikak Abasi ... What can God not do?
Utibe Abasi ... Miraculous God
Ukeme ... Ability
idiongo ... Signs
Unyime Obong ... God's agreement
Ubong Abasi ... God's kingship
Nyaknno Abasi ... I surrender unto God
Etido ... Good character
Akpan ... First son
Udo ... Second son
Adiaha ... First daughter
Nwa ... Second daughter
Idemette ... Father's look alike
Ekpo ... Masquerade
or ghost

Edem ... Back

Mbere Abasi ... I lean on God
Mbet Obong ... I wait on God
Iberedem ... supporter
Uyai Abasi ... God's beauty
Iniso ... Future
Obot ... Creator
Usen ... Day
Asian ... Proud
Ekom Obong ... Appreciate God
Isua Eno ... Year of Gift
Usen Eno ... Day of gift
Okon ... Night
Offiong ... Moon
Nsidibe Abasi ... What is hidden before God
Ndiana Abasi ... I'm close to God
Edu uwem ... Habit
Ekpe ... Lion
Ekong ... War
Mmokutima ... I've seen love
Uko ... Dignity
Iboro ... Answer
Mfoniso ... Goodluck
Essien ... Outside
Andikan ... Winner
Aniefiok ... Who knows
Aniema ... Who cares or who loves
Aniefon ... Who is good
Aniekan ... Who forbids


And i won't forget too add my own native name which is rare though...
Onofiok ... The giver knows.

Efik/Ibibio nairalanders, come in and add yours to the list ...

Permit me to say, after all these while, that I don't see how "Ekpo ... Masquerade or ghost" is a beautiful name.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares The Nude Picture A Female Fan Sent To Him On Whatsapp by jibbzion(m): 7:36am On Feb 17, 2018
Priscy01:

Nigerian singer and DMW Boss, Divide Adeleke popularly know as Davido has taken to his Snapchat account to share the nude picture a female fan sent him on Whatsapp.

So, the singer was on his own jejely, when some strange persons sent him a picture of her bare butt via his Whatsapp.

The DMW Boss felt it was necessary to take a screenshot and share the screenshot on his Snapchat page.

The singer captioned the screenshot, “Mistake kor. Lmao”, mocking the fact that the sender of the picture claimed it was a mistake after he questioned the person’s identity.

See picture below;


https://torimill.com/2018/02/davido-shares-the-nde-picture-a-female-fan-sent-to-him-on-whatsapp.html


Indeed
Forum Games / Re: Legends Only: Which Of This Skeleton Is A Female? by jibbzion(m): 8:11am On Feb 11, 2018
1. See no evil

2. Hear no evil

3. Say no evil
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj “king Don Come” Album Grabs The #1 Spot On Itunes [photo] by jibbzion(m): 9:14pm On Aug 27, 2017
Track List please?
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by jibbzion(m): 4:03am On Apr 11, 2017
I'm in
Religion / Re: 7 Latest Fashions That Christian Ladies Should Stay Away From by jibbzion(m): 8:27am On Apr 10, 2017
Don't forget chokers
Computers / Re: Crazy Laptop Won't Stop Draining My Data (help!!!!!!) by jibbzion(m): 9:37am On Feb 09, 2017
Bro, try connecting the laptop to your desired network. Locate your network and Internet settings in your system control panel, goto the network connection in current usage then turn on the "set as metered connection" option in the properties #SeterisParibus
Politics / Re: New Pictures Of Buhari And Wife In London Sent In This Morning - AbujaReporters by jibbzion(m): 11:27am On Jan 29, 2017
40kobo77:
God is good.

Enemies don shame.

Meanwhile the picture below shows Buhari's face smiling at those wishing death.

FTC on the first day of the Week.

I dedicate this FTC to all the Urhobo people of Delta State and all the beautiful DARK SKIN URHOBO Girls.

Urhobo Wadoooooo.

Bros, we dey your back dey drum; dey dance dey go...

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