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@hugoboi thank you for the expose.

I choose to believe the Law rather than a vengeful woman.

She just had to come public to make the ceremony of innocence. And what better place to start than testimony time. No questions asked, no answers given.

You see how religion gives criminals a stage to launder their image.

Jesusbabygirl:
I got 14% (13.99% after the bank's commission I believe) for 364 days tenor with FBN on primary market. I usually do secondary market but the highest available when I wanted to invest last week was 350 days @ 13% and seeing 14.45% for 364 days, I thought I should rather do primary market and it paid off. Thanks t-bills family

Did you ask for 14% in your instructions?
And did you invest 50m plus?

b0rn2fuck:
How far mide Martins would have gone If she has not stick to the husband

I still dey see Mide dey use leg waka about for Fagba.
And she fine pass Mercy o.

ahiboilandgas:
really ?what area was land for 400 k in 2005 now 45m ? Cos must premium land in lekki ,phase 1 and wuse abuja where in 7 m range in 2005 , also was your dad earning 300 k in 2005 till now 2018 , for 13 years on same salary he didn't have any expense ?also didn't he sell all his land put in fixed deposits to get 450m cos to save 450 he needs to save 300 k for over 100 years ....out of curiosity why will a person having fixed deposits of 450m on 18 percent still work for 300 k? While will a man earning 85m per annum meaning his one month investment income is more than his annual working wage ...finally no bank gives 18 percent that can accommodate 450m fixed deposits..

Finally, what does he intend to use this 415m and counting for? Since he is not using it to chop life(yet).
Is he trying to take over the world?

The way you people go on about these mythical ROIs on lands sef.
Unless your family owns swathes of prime land or you're a Surveyor who gets equity? Tread with caution. Been there, done that.

BiafraIShere:
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Please has anyone gotten notification for yesterday's TBills investment??

I'm yet to get any and the last alert I got for a payment showed that my money is still in tact. I just hope these guys at Zenith has'nt failed to invest my 1.6 million I gave them instruction to invest for 91 days because it's not going to be funny at all and I will take it out with them if they fail to do so.

My gtb accounts officer is trying me. I wrote that I wanted 364 days at best rates. This guy did 358 days at 13.75% or so. And refused to compound/re-invest the upfront interest as I requested.
Are these people doing anyhow because it is secondary market? And obviously there is no way one can reverse it.

feelamong:
You will need N50M to buy Tbills in the Primary market...

Secondary market na for us talakawas...and the secondary market can be arranged anytime, anyday and with any amount.

Bros thanks and noted.

Gurus how does one go about investing in tomorrow's primary auction? I mean how to draft instructions to the bank asap.

Previously I've always directed my accounts officer to buy in the secondary market at the bank's rate. All this without leaving my house to the banking hall and I intend to stay in my house today.

I'm itching to buy bitcoins and hold rather than reinvest in this month's TBills.
Who is with me?

I used to think this Stephanie was one of the few actresses that have sense. Alas she is a leech like all the others.

Xavier5:
She is absolutely right. If you wanna see the best in your spouse give them the right atmosphere of Love, respect, care, support, affection and intimacy, then you will see the best of them otherwise you will have a monster with you as a spouse.

you know she's talking about money and money alone. Cut the crap.

Won't be the first. That last jump though.

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MobileGees:
Beorn Koicereloaded

I've got a word of advice for you two.


If you don't believe in God and after Death you find out God exist you have EVERYTHING to lose, but if you believe in God and find out he exist or doesn't you have NOTHING to lose





Don't be a fool wise up

It's called Pascal's Wager and god is it boring!

I want $300 - $350 Alipocket at good rates please.
Anyone?

Rossikki:
Well, this 'Jubril' fellow sure looks a lot like Buhari. He's a carbon copy in fact. Which begs the question, How come they were able to find this guy, who looks exactly like Buhari, and also sounds just like Buhari, and is able and willing to perform state functions as President of Nigeria? And is willing to engage in such an egregious act of mass deceit without conscience? It's an awfully hard thing to arrange, and would have needed a ton of luck and coincidence for it to work. That's the biggest argument against the theory so far, in my view. The sheer incongruity of it.

1. Scouts and a little plastic surgery to polish the look.

2. Voice training/modulation/synthesiser

3. Anybody can be willing if the price (or force) is right.
Conscience be damned.

Of course the whole story is all false and conjecture but just to point out how easy it should be to put a double in place.
Either way it is getting out of hand.

#getyourPVC
#getyourVISA

what to do? ...

CookieLaVee:
I almost didn't wan to reply but after seeing some immature replies I think I should reply you.
First of all, if she is actually dating a married man, then she is so wrong on every level. Then again, who is perfect? I myself do not condone cheating for anything but hey! Everybody is different and to some extent has a level of wrongs he/she can condone. Besides, who said there is a manual for relationship?
I noticed you said you were squatting somewhere before you moved yo your own apartment. I want to believe that you were having some problems with finance and as such, you were not helping her with some finance. A man must not carry all the responsibilities of his woman but to some extent, you should be able to help. Seeing that you were/are still lacking in that department, some things has got to give. I am a woman, a hard working woman at that but to be honest, every woman needs some sort of financial assistant especially from her man. It might not necessarily be for materialistic things, I for one isn't a fan of those but one has responsibilities especially if you are the first child and have lots of siblings looking up to you. Again, that is not an excuse to cheat...
Someone once said that if all married men should be faithful then most single ladies will have to starve. That is unfortunately, the sad reality. Please notice the word "most", this doesn't apply to all single ladies though...

Again, during my service year, I was opportune to meet a big politician who gave me my first #100k at his office after telling me he found me interesting. I knew he could have wanted to go to the next level with me if I wanted but alas, my future is too valuable to play into the hands of these diabolical politicians. I ran home with the money and never looked back. Even though there wasnt any need to share this with my bf, I told him out of trust and joy of getting some big money I never worked for or imagined to get at that time, but until after two years, I didn't know he never believed me. He told everybody that cared to know that I slept with a politician and he gave me money....
What am I driving at? Where there is love, there must be trust. If you do love her, trust her to tell you what is actually going on. Don't just deduce your conclusion from what you aren't sure about. I heard you say she has been going to hotels with the married man, confront her and trust her to tell you the real truth. I know the world has stereotyped most women as whores and what not but you have to find out the real truth.
From the truth, you can make your decisions as it fits you.

You nor just get talk abeg.



Shame the way EVERY woman is now conditioned to leech off men. Even the pseudo independent ones aka working class will say bring half of the money for IPhone 7.
And we wonder why politicians keep looting and the entire menfolk are a step above common thieves.
Well look no further than these greedy parasitic women that we have raised.

^^

Tinyemeka:
There is a recent CBN policy concerning these matters.

Please draft a formal complaint to your bank's head office and CC CBN's customer complaints desk cpd@cbn.gov.ng describing the issue and requesting a reversal of the transfer. The beneficiary bank is obligated to comply.

If he has spent the money and his account is not sufficiently funded, his BVN will be blacklisted. All his accounts in every Nigerian bank will be closed including the one he uses for his Uber business and he'll be forced to reply you.

You should have done this a long time ago.

There is also a detailed description of steps you can take here:
https://lawpadi.com/make-complaint-bank-nigeria/

Sorry about your plight.

OP has practically done this and yet the thief will not respond. As he has withdrawn the money and likely gone into hiding, how else do you advise OP to get him(and get the money back), without paying the police?

Toks2008:
Better bargain with the police to like 50k soyou can get 950k back else.. nah naija we dey.

Bunmiano go with this option ASAP. Even if it means giving them the entire 150k.
@ your currency exchange business, you have nothing to be afraid of. In fact no policeman is going to ask you how you got your money. Na oga dem go dey call you once you promise them the 150k.

bizzle2:
Do you have any at the moment?

How much do you need? Whatsapp me @siggy pls.

You people have effectively discouraged people from investing in this week's TBills auction!
Some people already wrote and scanned instructions waiting to send to their banks but are now instead looking for land to buy in developing areas...

bizzle2:
Hey Chief, thanks alot.
this Moniker is extremely familiar, Currency Market right?

Yes boss. Paypal.

GLWS Bizzle2!
Followed your Audio System upgrade DIY thread back then and I have to say this SUV probably beats many a tokunbo outch'ere. Pristine!

Protein0:
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Bros say it here so people can put mouth.

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Cc. Macbeyland
Noobody
Protein0

lekanlaniyan:
Reduce your beer intake, instead drink thick yoghurt.

Jedi jedi niyen.

11. Don't date a parasite in the guise of a girlfriend!
12. Don't date a parasite in the guise of a girlfriend!

LisaAnne:
Aww so nice
its rare to meet kind people

It is easy to be generous when you have people dashing you money from every angle. Especially for small girls with the big gods.
Even the regular everyday average girls have more money than you think.

GonFreecss1:
Are you saying the big 4 were involved in auditing those banks? If it is as you say then we can as well just remove all our money from all banks, bonds, Tbills, money market funds and the stock market and put it in Bitcoin as it's trust less. Though I will need to do this research, because this is a very scary thought. Something many people are not thinking about.

I've always had some small value gestating in my btc wallets but I don't know that I believe the hype anymore. Apart from the fact that you need to be reasonably geeky to properly secure your wallet, the stability of fiat is never there.
I remember something about investment in foreign(US/European) markets here on nairaland. But it will probably not be worth the effort.

Cryptocurrencies are like the getaway stash, you can't beat that when all shît hits the fan

So Inspiredm is still killing it.
Chai yahoo, everywhere stew!

What is she saying? I don't see where he actually emptied her account to floss with. Or is she implying that the £80+ is what he 'stole'?
If we are being particular, then all he owes her is £80 divided by 4 people. £20.

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EasternDamsel4:
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Copeed!

Now this here lawyer is a Daniel come to judgment! Good stuff, if only other lawyers( all members of any organisation for that matter) did these more and let the public know the official prices for services.
Everywhere you find padding, lowest to the highest levels. Immigration, Lands, Nipost. People's parents being thieves everywhere. Worst of it is the way they will close door in your face and send you away if you demand to see the official reciepts. All the ogas are complicit. It's sickening abeg.

If you're new to currency exchange, you should ONLY go with trusted names to at least test the waters. Before swimming with the sharks.
This latest one was too easy/painful now. Hubris or what?