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iTearHerToto:
In check = under control.

Now go fix your brain

Pukes

Mr Man, you are obviously the one that needs to fix his rotten brain. Your English is so poor yet you are always in a rush to post on Nairaland.

For your information, the English expression 'in check' is an idiom which means 'under control', that something is being curtailed. Therefore it cannot be used to mean that someone is controlling someone. It cannot be used in the active voice, it can only be used in the passive.

Now, I do not expect your half-baked brain to comprehend all of that, I'll just advise you to pick up a copy of Brighter Grammar and brush up your English before rushing to post here.


Dingbat!

Onyi22:
Even me too but the worse part is that He doesn't know we exist....

True.

iTearHerToto:
He surely won't get away next time. Just watch

His village people are in check. He can't run away from them as they are eyes everywhere

Pukes

His village people are in check? I'm sure you don't even know what that English expression means.

Always rushing to comment with your wack English.

I detest this guy.

I hope she amended her ways before her death.

RIP

Champneys:
I cant believe there are idio..ts out there who think they will get rich by stealing panties or lacing panties with voodoo!

I cant fu..cking believe this!

Welcome to Nigeria.

Who ever said breaching is not good should check out this lady's picture and her picture when she wasn't bleaching.

Iblad0994:
Lol, my dad no sabi Wetin happen. Why I go tell am, Olohun maje.

I hustled some funds like 5k out from my friends and I head to the field trip for Edo State (Igarra). Mehn I suffer for that field trip Caz when my mate dey buy better food for canteen, me I just dey mellow for corner dey form say I dey fast, and I dey rotate food using brain so people no go know my predicament easily.

Like 5 days to the end of the field trip, God butter my bread, Na that time MTN yellow diamond cheat commot wey guys dey collect free credit from MTN, seems there’s a bug in their system that time. I cash out from that level and bounced back to betting again. This time with vengeance on my mind for Nairabet.

If spirit of betting don find means enter person life, it will take some form of divine power for guys to abstain easily, especially if your friends are like minds wey dey term everything hustle. We always believe the hustle go pay so that drive us on.

Thank God say I don leave the level now as hustle don change to a more stable way.

Chai! These two posts of yours made me laugh real hard!

Betting is so precarious. The kind of high blood pressure that goes with it no be here o. It's not for the feeble minded.

Glad you learnt your lesson and found a more stable means of income. I hope other people will learn from your post.

Iblad0994:
I remember that year wey I dey play nairabet, I staked my field trip money (10k) on two over 0.5 with a cumulative odd of just 1.18 or so then, I wan use the money chop 1180 naira.

Both of the over 0.5 no come, when it was exactly 80minute I gave up and I started roaming around the compound and even went to the express to be counting cars on the road. When it reached full time, I bursted into tears, I cried like say someone put hot iron in my throat.

The thing wey pain me pass be say dad borrowed that money from his friend back then.

Mehn betting Na one kind crazy thing wey person suppose abstain from or else him life fit spoil patapata

Complete the story abeg.

Which kain punishment ya papa later gii you?

NaijaOlosho:
Regina Daniels in serious pain right now

Ned Nwoko that was finally issued the certificate of return is PDP, remember?

Remarkable.

My love for this babe will never die.

Our amiable icon of democracy.

OhiOfIhima:
Islam will soon conquered the world.. Keep on hating.

K

Useless fast to a useless moon god.





I wonder how this is supposed to be news.

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Umu oma.

Hintona:
Nope

Alright.

Hintona:
Wo my own pass that one na
Sha am older

You're so fyne.

Are you married?

NewBea:
If I may ask,how is the ransom being paid to the kidnappers? Through bank or cash? If cash,how?

Come on go and read the original post from beginning to end. Lazy f00l.

Comanche:
This was actually funny at some point

Which point exactly?

cescky:
Contrary to what you believe, your ideas are irrelevant...

What do they teach you in your village shrines?

This infantile and inane comment here has undoubtedly exposed your level of reasoning. I have no doubt in my mind that you're just a teenager whose brain is yet to fully develop.


Run along now and go do the dishes or mummy will be mad at you. I won't dignify you with another reply.

cescky:
Shame on you coward

Your response so far on this thread shows how arrogant, intolerant and abusive you are. Coming from a supposed christian and a staunch supporter of Oyedepo, I find this totally appalling.

Is that what you are taught in church?

Who's the ugly mofo?



Every frigging idi0t wants to be seen as a celebrity.

FlirtyGist:


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Are you insane? I should click to see the video of a naeked man? The thunder that will fire you is in the gym.


Stupid blogger.

ahmedaturboy:
A friend told me dat aplication of mixture of big snail and black soap on d manhood will increase it.he said d snail wil be alowed 2 move out of its shel & one wil den cut it wit cutlas.den pound it wit blak soap,& aply on manhood.it sound scary.help pls?

Bros,,abeg try am na. Tell us if it works.

I thought that Leo Mezie fully recovered from this illness about 2 years ago.

And why did the prophet not heal this man instead he's giving him money for medical treatment.

If not for nysc he would have still been alive. Fvck nysc!!!!

KanwuliaExtra:
Were they not calm during the rigging process?

Sweetheart, you can now change your signature. The presidential election is over.

Disgusting coming from a man!

I was just wondering what sort of an imbecilic gay cret1n would consider his legs sexy enough to attract people's attention till I looked closer and recognised the fagg0t as the same ponce we have on nairaland.

Tosin silverdame or whatever you call yourself, please keep your gay fantasies off the internet. It's nauseating.