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***Singing*** Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that make me. Let's talk about sex...Let's talk about sex...


If you know this song, let me see your hand in the air.

I know the indomie generation no go sabi am.

MrBrownJay1:
what about them stinky indians and their food... is that one ok?!

She clearly stated that she wanted only European tenants. Apparently their food have more agreeable aroma.

osamz007:
The guy dey protect him skin , but dey put ink for another person bare skin.

Wtf are you even talking about?

I don't think she was forced to Sign it. What about her signature? Was it forged too? And if you knew someone was going to kill you after forcing you to write a suicide note, will you still go ahead and write it knowing fully well that you were going to die anyways?

Rekhina:
am at the back baby

Oh, okay. You both don't look bad.

You're flat nosed.








But I kinda gbadun am.

Fvck 'em all.

I do not sympathize with him. He hasn't proven himself to be no different than Rochas. Nearly one year in office and nothing tangible to show for it.

peterincredible:
that is the mistake most men have u keep chasing but the truth is unconciously women love to chase that is why when u keep chasing them or been too available dey loose attraction for you asuuming as i form shakara i give her small attention she will be glad to behave better but as for me i dont go back to my spoil the best negotiating position is been able to walk away without looking back after her other girls came and others will still come when u have this aboundance mentality and careless things will start to work for u am sorry if i dont put punctuation marks or indentation or so english has been my worst language in skull and always be good afternoon to u

Well, one thing I know is that if you keep deleting the numbers of any girl that does shakara for you or fails to show up for a date with you, then you will keep missing the opportunity to hit that pussy. That is the fact.

She didn't lose anything by not dating you, in fact you are the who lost the opportunity to taste her cookies, cos you're the one who first approached her for a relationship. Due to lack of patience and you hotheadedness, you lost the chance to dick her.

My brother, you need to have patience to deal with most ladies. Hit that pussy first, then you can dump her ass and do shakara for her afterwards, especially if she is a beautiful babe.

A more patient guy than you fvcked her afterwards, that's the fact.

This is the second wife he married few years ago after he sent his first wife packing some 20 years ago for no reason.

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

Las las na you lose as you no fvck her pussy. She can boast to everyone that you no see her paynt much less gbenshing her.

Holycity:
(Blushing)

Oh yes

Am proudly from AkwaIbom

I thought as much.
Lots of naturally beautiful girls from there.

Can I chat you up sometimes on WhatsApp?

Holycity:
OMG...
who's questioning who, I only help to answer a question meant for you...


am not really interested because am not working...

except you will carter for all my needs during our dating period ���

Cute babe. You have sweet sixteen face made all the more attractive by its lack of unnecessary make up.

You're from AKS?

Attention seeker.

Wrong translation. It's 'girding of cloth' not 'wearing of cloth'.

How can the thug's family come to your house and demand you release your sister and the unborn child to them when he hasn't paid the bride price of your sister, let alone marrying her. Is that the culture of your people? In Igboland you have no right to claim an unborn child as yours when you haven't paid the bride price.

Don't allow that terrible man to marry your sister. Let her have the baby then give the baby up for adoption.

realestniggah:
I don't see how any sane individual can support the US who are known for war mongering.

First of all the United state are wrong to enter an international air space to fire using a drone on a citizen of another country.

I don't see in the news where a foreign government come into the USA to unleash a weapon. It never happen.

Why does the United state feel they can do that and get away with it?

Did Iran government ask for help before firing that drone?

How ever I you loom at it the United state are wrong.

Up until yesterday this was the first time I'm hear of that man.. And from images and videos I've seen he seem like a man who was loved by Iranian citizens.

If y'all support this.. I hope y'all are gonna support the USA when they come in here and fire a weapon killing Nnamdi kanu or sowore simply because someone labeled them terrorist.

It's obvious you don't watch or listen to international news. Iran started all this when they fired a missile close to US embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, which took the lives of several people including some American contractors. And it was reported that the attack was orchestrated by this General. That was why the USA made him a target for assassination.

He asked for it. It's obvious you have allowed your sentiments to becloud your judgment and sense of reasoning because you are a Muslim. You lots are notoriously hypocritical.

Ayotemide:
I read it and I know it is now time to leave this country.

I have believed in it long enough, my belief for something better seems like a fantasy now.

Thank you Nigeria.

Please take me with you, I can't stay in this shithole anymore. Please.

That im juju ring no save am.

CAPSLOCKED:
KPEK, KPEKU AND KPEKUS.. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO OFFER.

Don't tell me it's a female behind this moniker.

Roadtoyesterday:
So I will make the post very short.

There is this lady I met during my first year in school, the chemistry was really fast and we end up being the best then. Over 6yrs now, she's still in the uni while am serving.

These are the challenges, we are both AS in Geneotype, she's a Muslim, am a Christian. Her parents will never support her marrying a xtian, every odd is just turning against us except for the true love we have for each other.

We've tried breaking up several times solely because of the Geneotype thing, but each time we tried, we ended up coming back together again even stronger. She's seeing someone else and am also trying to find a replacement but honestly is like my live is evolve around this lady.....

Pls is there any way we can boycott not breaking up and stay together regardless of what people think? I really want to be with this lady for the rest of my life. Is there a way people with our Geneotype can work it out?
Pls don't come and lecture me on how I will start giving birth to SS, the question is, is there a way we can be together probably with some advance technology and exposure.

Pls any advice dropped should be highly matured, many are facing same fate as ours right now

Why do I have the feeling that you lack self confidence and find it difficult talking to ladies.
You're too clingy for your own good Mr man. She's already found your replacement cos she knows it can never work out between the two of you, based on religious differences and incompatibility of your genotypes. You on the other hand are yet to come to terms with reality, still clinging on to the vain hope that you can still marry her.

Be a man and move on, cos she has done that already. Stop deluding yourself. You might think you can't live without her, but that's a fallacy, there are a lotta ladies out there better than her. Stop hinging your happiness on one lady. Damn it!

victorian:
Aww, thanks

Amen!

You're most welcome dear.

Niggar is just plain paranoid.

victorian:
Yes I know bout menopause


But do u know there are some ladies who got married early, just one year in marriage during giving birth to their first child, they gave up the ghost.
Some get married, after years of waiting. On the day of giving birth they die.
Som get married and the whole family is wiped out.
Some have kids and unfortunately one of the kids turns out to be the Architect of the parents death.
There are so many things happening out there with marriage and child bearing.

I thank God. I'm healthy, I don't beg to eat and take care of myself. And I have total and indisputable peace in my life. I don't joke with my peace of mind. It's number one in my top list.

God knows what I want and in due time. It will happen .

He has given me what I craved for last year, at the last minute. And I'm so grateful and happy.

Hopefully this year, He will make me smile more. So don't worry Im fine.

You got a point there my dear.

May God grant you your heart desires. Iseeee.

victorian:
Don't mind those rumour mongers o!

I'm not getting married.

I'm still single and I don't know when I will tie the knot.

But one day, I will by God's grace amen.

Please do o, it's long overdue.

Does the word menopause mean anything to ya?

Pridestorm:




It's New Year and too early to counter back. The same pain this girl is passing through, your children, hopefully, will also pass through the same pain.

This shows how ununited you guys are in your family.

Do not mention me again you inane dingbat.

Pridestorm:
You're inhumane and a quagmire to hopeless and helpless people. A lady creates a thread just to outpour her emotional trauma and then you typed all this just to escalate her condition You think her parents in their grave would bear this
My pray is may your children never be treated like this.

Do me a favour, fvck off my mention. It's obvious you are retarded_ How many of your relatives did you pay for their university education or pay for their skill acquisition?

It's easy for mofos like you to rant online when in real life you ain't shit. A man houses his half sister, clothes her, feeds her and takes care of her other needs, yet imps like you don't see it as a big deal just cos he can't send her to university. Do you know the financial condition of the man, especially now he has a wife and kid to cater for, as well as in-laws?

You lots are just a sentimental bunch who can't make use of their God given brains.

I don't really understand why you are worried that she's extremely shy with your friends and family. If she talks freely with you and not shy when only both of you are together, then why should you be bothered about her shyness when around other people?

Is it not both of you that will get married? Or you're gonna share her with other people? Nawao! Just understand that some people are super-introverted and you can't change them into social freaks, at least not overnight.

If you love her then marry her and stop worrying about what your amebo family will think.

See this small girl complaining that she hates her life when she has every reason to thank God for her life.

You are lucky you have a brother who is accommodating you in his house, providing 3 square meals for you, catering for other sundry needs of yours and even bought you the phone you are using to post this nonsense. Yet you are not grateful. Just to help with simple house chores, you are blabbing that they are using you as maid.

What an ingrate! You just want to sit in the house and help with nothing, while the poor dude clothes, feeds and houses you for free?

You are even insinuating that he should not have married, as his marriage turned things upside down for you. Aren't you an enemy of progress? You should be grateful to God that you have someone like him to take care of your basic needs, cos there are many people in worse situations than you, who can't eat 1 square meal in a day and don't even have a roof over their heads, and with relatives that don't give a fvck about them. You are here ranting that your brother can't send you to university nor send you off to learn handwork, meanwhile you're barely 19 oh, just 19 years old. It's not as if you're up to 22 o . Mtchewwwwww!!!!!!

You're just a naïve and daft brat with a warped entitlement mentality and you need to borrow some sense.

Riele:
What should I call you , a f00l ?

Jee kuo isi n'aja, anu mpama.

Sweeetheart:
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you're either a product of failed home or wedlock product because your parents had failed in your upbringing

You've been noticed asswipe, now swerve make I see beta pipu.

Jewessgratitude:
This is uncalled for. Receive sense at least in this remaining part of 2019 na.

You can't create even a paper bug perfectly and here you are calling somebody ugly. It makes you sound ugly if you dont know. Big for nothing.

Hanty, why you dey drink panadol for another pesin headache? Abi na ur horsebandi be dat? The guy took no offense cos he knew I stated the fact and there's nothing wrong in being fugly , and you're here ranting your lungs out.

Swerve biko, make I see beta pipul.