₦airaland Forum

lendahand:
you just defined yourself

i swear d guy too dey rude..haba!!!

lendahand:
you've made up your mind on what to do, why did you then come here for advice? You might have to give up the custody of the boy

the guy is rude,and don't want to listen to anybody yet he came here to seek 4 advice....

Marry her corpse does nt mean they want u to keep the dead body as a wife,they only want u to pay her traditional bride price....
i knw tyms are hard and u going thru alot dis period,bt u jst have to abide by their will unless u got another way to sort tinz out....

Cryer:
This one dey abnormal oo,you no get gun?

nah to meet boggyman 4 his old kala go sure pass ooh...

Wait ooh...na dis man be the 1st to marry 2nd wife on earth?

dug a hole on the ground then chuk ur damm dick inside,atleast it sumtin new....

Angelfrost:
How such useless topics hit front page of a so called reputable Forum continues to beggar belief!

Someone just wakes up and decides to create a topic bragging about his sexual prowess, and a Mod deems it fit for Front Page... Like what gives?!!!

wats useless abt the topic?

MAGG0T:
The bolded is normal phrase nairalanders always use to justify their foolishness...

Keep smashing that pussy, since she gave it to you on a platter..

Unless you're willing to pay for sex like most foolish Redpillers here do when they visit a brothel

80% brothel grls make sense pass most strt grls...

pyyxxaro:
Rub a mixture of Aboniki and Cameroon pepper on your toools


Use it to Barbecue her when she comes, thank me later

dis ur trap go catch both the hunter and the huntee.....

T0T0fucker:
u sabi am brah.
.the worst of all other people windows dey there, but ba my side then dey cry loud put..

from 12am to 5am....I nor dey fit sleep.

then go do like them don commot for like 20 minute them go start again....


e be like say na person dey cry, human being.


I never sleep since 2weeks, the trauma.. because I nor them go still come again this night.

that's why I get ask if any omen for it ..

honestly bro,i no sure say any omen they attached to it....
jst try chase them wen next u notice dem.

Asapchris:
The hatred has filled your heart that you can not differentiate between text and test… bro stop hating the man you are hating did not even know if you existed or not.

atleast u understand wetin i mean,abi u see me 4 ur class room?

Blunttruth:
That's just what it is,two cats mating, probably. I grew up with cats and dogs as pets. So I understand the way cats are. The wild ones hunt at night. I remember back then in school ,when everyone will be scared of cats on fence hunting for food at night. I would simply laugh, sometimes during the day, I would simply call out to the cat and it would turn and look at me.

no need to be scared bro,jst chased them with stones or any tin on u for like 2 days,i'm sure they won't cum bk...

T0T0fucker:
why would I troll this kind morning bros?
wetin I stand to gain for cat talk on a Saturday morning, I dey tell you I never sleep comfortably for 2weeks now.

every night na the cry dey wake me up

bros no mind these people,na person wen never experience wetin u dey go through go tink say u dey joke.....
i hv experienced it once,no dff btw their cry and dat of a human being....
instant cold and piss catch me at once the moment i notice say cat dey cry like dis....

bro.....the best tin 4 u to do is to gather enough stone wait 4 them dis night....
start to stone the moment u notice their cry..try it for 2 days,u won't see dem again.

T0T0fucker:
it started last 2wesks, steady crying...I can't sleep at all.. always wakes me at night.
surprisingly today it used to be one.

now it's two, crying all throughout the night like you mistake it for a human being

is there a sign or omen?

what can I do?

lalasticlala
seun

don't knw wat it means bt i've experience it once...
At 1st i taught it was a child crying,so i had to check through the window only 4 me to see 2 big cats crying ontop the fence around 2:15am....
instant cold catch me bcus dats was my 1st time to witness such tin....
i had to thru stones towords their direction and they ran,i hv nt notice dem since then...

I guess he has nt heard abt the drug text....

Sheuns:
Na 150M dem hold for hand so o.

my brother,u dn see am ooh....

Una go kukuma kill tinubu b4 him time ooh

AmadorSays:
Abeg which kind conji come be this one?

na spiritual conji...

Angelfrost:
Too bad!!! He was trying to stave off boredom!

He should have done like our useless lawmakers who shamelessly sleep off when they are not physically fighting over money issues.

kukuma kill me with laff....

Holysuck:
Make person pls help me send ₦200 ,to withdraw my last 500h .
Make i use am chop food cos of hunger
02. .76 .232 .889
G t ba nk

una go kill person with laff 4 dis forum one day...

See wetin victoria cakes and yum the boss dn cause....

the man be like"i can not cum and kill myslf uptop country problem,make i jejely use blue film pass time.....

MadamVanessa:




Death is truly inevitable. We should brace up every day to meet our creator, tomorrow might be the day you'll breath your last as nobody really knows when he or she will leave this world of sorrow.

Rest in peace darling.

dis must be the hand work of righteouness in ur life.....

Its alryt...

Bahamas95:
Na small small the thing take dey start.


To fvck these girls now you got to be very careful......Only God knows what they do behind closed doors.

i swear bro....

illicit:
U suppose to add picture

Hope u dn see the picture wen u dey fyn?

Hw normal human being go bang animal?

99% of accident are been caused by drivers bcus of impatient,u will understand me better if u are a driver......

YNWA......

Righteousness2:
Be Warned!
Sex outside Marriage is not dating! It is fornication! It is Immorality! It is Sin! It will destroy your destiny and guarantee you Hell!

mummy G.0 assistant....

mattmogan88:
This table you are shaking...

the guy no fit answer again...