praiseneo:
yea but fortunately black mamba no de Nigeria na South African snake i fear am pass any snake species

Black mamba is not just in South Africa, its home spread through West Africa

And yes its the most dangerous and poisonous snake in Africa

SWDude:


Hey bro, to add to what others have said regarding identifying venomous and non-venomous snakes, please don't believe that pupil thing. There are many dangerous snakes with round pupil. Below is an Inland Taipan snake and you can see its eyes and what's written below. Stay safe!

Inland Taipan is the world most venomous snake and not 3rd

dontbothermuch:


It doesn't, I was bitten 8am. And I am just fine. It's bite isn't even painful

The only sure distinction between a venomous and a non-venomous snake is the presence/absence of fangs

Venomous has fangs
Non-venomous doesn't

macdammy:


Please why did you quote what OP has already written?
Can't you just reply like every other normal person and leave?

Impressive

A good role model to have and never BBN inmates

FalseProphet1:
Nigeria will win at least 3 medals in this Olympics.

This I have seen.

Giant of Africa and most populous black nation talking about a paltry 3 medals (any 3 medals for that matter)

Shameful

TinkTwice:

Im considering a general hospital, if some other natural tips I'd get from here won't work.
Thanks

Bros, pay attention to this. Get to the Pharmacy shop and ask for Selsun Shampoo.

That's all you need

Hello everyone

TOPCRUISE:
Delilah is a slay queen name like Jezzy Baby

grandlexuz:


Very funny. That's all you know of the meaning of delicate. My wife is a very delicate woman..
After the surgery my once hardworking wife has become delicate.
Tell me how breakable she is from those sentences

Akposy:
Saturday's goodness. Freshly baked bread and beans

Kudos on your efforts, however talking about your father is foolish

Master the art of self-control and you experience liberation

Bibors:
What will happen when the holy spirit takes over his mouth?
Abi no be holy spirit dey control the yarns again?

Where did you read that the Holy Spirit takes over people's mouth?

sapphiere:
Men and rape.
Now rape has become a hobby or a profession for Nigerian men.

Dear Nigerian men, please what is so so special about a minor's vagina?

And this is what you have to say? Every man on nairaland is a rape apologist. I'm not surprise.

Every man?

ekene101:
1. Hard target
2. True lies
3. Conan the barbarian
4. Mard
5. Commando
6. Terminator
7. Robocop
8. James bond spy who loves me
9.
10. Predator
11. Mortal Kombat
12. Terminator
13. Home alone
14. Baby day out
15. Anaconda
16. Drunken master
17. Who am i
18. King Solomon's mine
19. Airforce 1
20. The mummy
21.
22. Face off
23. Conair
24. Merlin
25.
26.
27. Issakaba
28. Water world
29.
30. Black hawk down
31. Blood diamond
32. Tears of the sun
33. Set it off



I yaf tried...

9) Cyborg

You over try sef namesake

daddytime:
Communication will do the trick, madam.

Find a way to pique his interest in having a tete a tete with you. This should allow you to jokingly or as a matter of fact, tell him what you feel he isn't doing right after praising him for some other things you think he does right.

Not being the complimenting type is a follow-come thingy. I'm in the same boat but I've had to learn on the job.

His not complimenting you doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate you, it is just what it is. "You can't give what you never had".

You can imagine how alien it almost became for most of us who grew up without hearing the words "I love you or I miss you" from our old-school parents. It never meant they loved or missed us less, it was just not a part of their lexicon. But with time, we had to learn on the job with our kids.

It is well with you ma.

Best comment of the year by a country mile. Nice one

cococandy:
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Chineke nna mere m ebere in my longer throat

This one is "eat and surrender everything to the cook"

Rich4god:


Bro I dey hail o....

You for no engage this guy. We have seen their type a lot.

Happy Easter in arrears.

I should have known

Happy Easter too

Kentucky404:



But you would Agree that the Catholics Practices are Senseless


My brother open your eyes. Don't be deceived

Stay in line

I said that Catholics venerate Mary as with other saints of God

Kentucky404:



Thou shalt not worship any other God before me. That's the first Commandment.

Catholicism is 98% about the Admiration of Mary. Lemme Pose this question to all Catholics 'is there any teachings of Jesus Christ or the Bible "that supports the idolatry of Mary?" :Putting out an image (that's not even the image of Mary) outside the Catholic church, and then kneel in front of it to pray?. It just doesn't make sense

Catholics don't worship Mary. She is venerated just as other saints of God

Kentucky404:
I don't mean any insult!

But let's be truthful to ourselves!

Catholicism is all about idolatry


Catholics are idol Worshippers

Okay but why do you say so?

Coinbased:
Limca

Limca "Lime and Lemoni" drink
Goldspot "The Zing Thing" drink
Parle Soda "The Dubly Bubly" drink

masterfactor:
Best advert of all time
Gulder(the search)
Gulder(the return)
Guinness (udeme is a great man)

Gulder advert in the 90s was a short creatively good video

A man's (Baritone) voice will say, "The Ultimate Mountain" and Mount Everest pictures will appear

The voice will continue, "The Ultimate Engine" and Rolls Royce pictures will be shown

Again, "The Ultimate Gem" and a picture of Diamond will appear

Then, "The Ultimate Beer"
A female voice will echo "GULDER" then that man's voice will reply, "The Ultimate"

Lovely advert

lugo99:
rothmans adverts that time :- the federal ministry of health warns that smokers are liable to die young...


klin advert that year wey DAT woman dey sell fish: e go stain my body, (how dat woman dey talk dey always make me laff)


that Guinness advert wey Michael power (critical assignment)..


peak milk, Papilo I know say one day u go make us proud..



Kampala soap advert too wey dat woman dey scratch yansh..

..."tobacco smoking is dangerous to health" rather

..."smokers are liable to die long" was much later

FILEBE:


Yes we do. "The best tobacco money can buy" was the slogan then. High is the title of the song. I always wait for that advertb just to hear that song. Then, this Lipton advert will follow with one nice song too.

We will be watching Secrets of the sand and these advert will just come in

Good Ole days.

There was also Rothmans King size advert with Lighthouse Family's Ocean Drive

AMvanquish:
Who remembers that St Moritz advert that had Lighthouse family playing in the background, used to be shown back in the Day on NTA.
There was something relaxing about that advert.

...and Rothmans King Size advert

With Both Lighthouse Family's songs, "High" and "Ocean Drive" respectively

Truer words have not been said before

saphiere:
It is well.

What is well?

Olaedo7:
Coming to America, one of the best films those years.
Indomie generation won't know it.

Did the indomie generation offend you?

cococandy:
Usually sweetie. Usually.

I’m just feeling very personal about it at this moment.

Okay