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Politics / Re: Fubara Behind Kidnapping In Abuja To Force Wike’s Removal - Ikwerre Chairman by joe120120(m): 2:53pm On Jan 23
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by joe120120(m): 12:15am On Jan 01
Agbadocassava:
Wishing you a very Happy new year nairalanders

Thank God we are in as in deed. God bless everyone
Politics / Re: PDP Elders Stopped Fubara From Resigning Over Feud With Wike by joe120120(m): 12:44am On Dec 17, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
He should resign and save the day!

Whats coming is greater than those elders advising him.

Emeka Ihedioha did worst than he is doing, and we still booted him out!
U are very silly with such.
U are asking a governor of six-month to resign because u are a member in the table. Ok let see whether wike na God

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Food / Re: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by joe120120(m): 12:11pm On Dec 09, 2023
wunmi590:
Good morning N'Landers,

I woke up early and I was hungry, I needed to step down before main food will be ready, the only small small food I've at home is cereal for my babies, I'm not really interested in that..

I checked home no milo again and we have few milk at home so I decided to go and but things I can quickly consume..

1. Bread×2 🍞 (₦2,000)
2. Milo =N1,800
3. Three crown milk = ₦450
4. Blue band butter = ₦1,000
5. Dangote sugar = ₦400

Behold ₦5,650 well spent, I took ₦6,000 in my pocket out and I came back with ₦350...


Jagaban
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by joe120120(m): 1:23pm On Dec 05, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:



Fvck Israel!
Fvck Terrorist of Hamas


Health / Re: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by joe120120(m): 1:22pm On Jul 10, 2023
Pojomojo:
From DM

Bros try one wowo girl out side there and u will see the difference but make ur woman don't know about it anytime , any day. Good luck
Health / Re: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by joe120120(m): 1:17pm On Jul 10, 2023
IyaTola:
In situation like this ,avoid wahala before it jam you, the money for the procedure is always an issue for those that cannot afford it.

So don't white wash it to make it look so easy and fun, love is not the only thing that makes marriage successful. This is the same baby some people have 3 within 2 years naturally or even dump at the gutters or drop at motherless baby home.

Dear! Test to ensure it intact before you tie the knot. Times have changed. A word is enough for the wise.
g

He is looking 4 solutions now please treat as important pass Mark ok

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Health / Re: I'm 34 Years Old And I Bedwet. I Need Help Please by joe120120(m): 12:05pm On Jul 01, 2023
Adeshi:
At first i thought it was stress, but yesterday, i was home throughout and it happened again. This is like the 4th time this year. I'm really concerned and i do not mind any advice as to what could cure the problem. I called a friend of mine this morning to request to see a urologist, he said i might have to wait 2-3 months to see one.

I do not want to wait another 2 months, my marriage is just 2years and my wife is starting to worry too.

A 34 years old married man still betwets. I need help please.

O man go 2 market and buy clover, garlic, ginger and moringer leaves whether dry or fresh , cook all 4 20 minutes , bring it down , allow to cool but let it be warm and drink 2tms daily (first in morning bro food and last break bed) 4 ,1 month. Thanks
Note. Quality of all should be #100 each.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Lady Meets & Walks With The PM Of Netherlands On Her Way To Work (Vid) by joe120120(m): 1:37pm On Jun 08, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MkFdt3hd4

Nigerian lady meets & walks with the PM of Netherlands Mark Rutte on her way to work

#wetindeyhappentv



Senegalese lady not Nigeria lady .
Fake blogger indeed
Politics / Re: Peter Obi And Bishop Oyedepo Leaked Audio By Peoples Gazette by joe120120(m): 12:26pm On Apr 02, 2023
Business / Re: Man Slumps & Dies At Bank In Delta After Waiting Several Hours To Withdraw Cash by joe120120(m): 3:06pm On Feb 03, 2023
Omicronvaccine:
Man Slumps And Dies At Bank In Delta After Waiting Several Hours To Withdraw Cash (Photo)

A yet to be identified man allegedly slumped and died at a bank in Agbor, Delta state after waiting for several hours to withdraw cash, IGBERETV reports.

The incident happened inside the banking hall on Thursday afternoon, February 2, 2023.

Facebook user, Omole Mike, shared a photo of the deceased and wrote;



https://www.facebook.com/100006426575726/posts/pfbid0LL2YP7LfVqiq64qGc5dCJRRWVvVzaxiVcMEp6quWWWzKsmTfrUM2HHhveFCKaponl/?app=fbl

Were those money hungry nairalanders ,
Come and see what APC ur supporting is doing to nigerians and u are going to vote APC.
Career / Re: My Innocent Looking Female Assistant Carried Out A Massive Fraud by joe120120(m): 12:36pm On Jan 26, 2023
Otunbakayce:
I just discovered that my innocent looking assistant perpetrated a massive fraud of #3,860,000 under my watch from the month of May - December 2022.

My new hospital Administrator called me for a private meeting to inform me that I am under remitting and she wouldn't want to work with me anymore. I requested to see her book and I was lost in awe when I saw what was being recorded for my unit as remitted revenue.

I got angry and left to get my book which we compared to the administrators book and discovered that there were some months that this lady didnt remit a penny and when she remits for some months she would remit only about 20-30% of the amount we generated.

I went back to my office after comparing my books with that of the administrators with a promise to arrange receipts and other books for her to see. The administrator apologized to me for her thoughts towards me.

As soon as I got to my office I gave the books to my assistant and told her to arrange all our receipts and keep it on my table. This lady went home with all the books and didnt drop them as instructed.

I resumed work on Monday and she brought the book with incomplete receipts. This lady didnt remit a dime from the month of August to December. She was issuing a forged receipt and putting same in the books for me for monthly checks.

I generated about #5,362,000 and this lady only remitted 1,123,000 and the rest were paid through bank transfers which I am not sure if they were really paid.

Till this moment I can't believe that this lady could pull such heartless and wicked heist.

She has been begging me to help her die the case as it was because of family issue that made her do such.

I have made up my mind that I won't work with her again and its left for the Hospital management to find how to get their money from her.

Please your advice will be appreciated!



There is noting more than intelligent ,no matter ur work .
Bros thank 4 be an intelligent man .
Politics / Re: Fashola: Under Estimate Tinubu's Intelligence At Your Own Peril by joe120120(m): 9:29pm On Jan 12, 2023
sunky97:
Fashola's take on whether


Tinubu has the capacity to lead Nigeria.

Fashola made the statement as he was trying to answer the question posed to him about what he thinks about Tinubu's capacity to rule Nigeria




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA92oxfuXq8[/url]



Minister of fuafu 4 6 months.not a minister
Poor man minister
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Spends Christmas With IDPs In Benue And Christians In Kogi (Photos) by joe120120(m): 3:10am On Dec 26, 2022
naptu2:
Peter Obi @PeterObi



https://twitter.com/PeterObi/status/1607111132472377352
The incoming president of Nigeria PO

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Travel / Re: Excitement As Lagosians Ride A Metro For The First Time by joe120120(m): 12:51pm On Dec 25, 2022
I remember amusement part in 80s . lagos is dead

DesignMaestro:
This will surely choke the enemies of progress. They are sick and tired of this Lagos light rail news but the noise will keep going higher and higher till it got them totally deranged.

Watch the excitement in the faces of the good people of Lagos as they rode a metro for the first time. Though this is long over due but better late than never.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd0Ki3pth4Q

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Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by joe120120(m): 3:21pm On Dec 04, 2022
toneroforever:


I've not heard any new release from cool DJ JagaBAT since 3 days. His nationwide tour & live concerts has trilled millions of Nigerians & we can't seem to get enough of him.
Even if he hasn't finished recording the full album,he should just drop at least one hit track. I'm one of his fans and I miss him so much.
Someone told me that he went to London to entertain his fans in the UK.
To wash his teeth and blocos
Politics / Re: Phrank Shaibu To CJN Ariwoola: It’s Wrong Of You To Frolic With Politicians by joe120120(m): 1:06pm On Nov 26, 2022
Naira20:
CJN goofed big time.

There are 80% of OBIdients that are reserved.
Some of them aren't talking because it isn't necessary.
When the time is rife, Nigerians will understand the pervasiveness of the movement.

Abi una think say OBIdient soldiers, police and judges no dey?

One them is typing comment hahahaha

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Politics / Re: Phrank Shaibu To CJN Ariwoola: It’s Wrong Of You To Frolic With Politicians by joe120120(m): 1:02pm On Nov 26, 2022
Education / Re: Police Academy Test Admission Scandal: Governors, Senators Scheme Out Candidates by joe120120(m): 1:57pm On Nov 14, 2022
dre11:
Admission Scandal: How Govs, Senators Scheme Out Candidates In Police Academy Test



https://leadership.ng/admission-scandal-how-govs-senators-scheme-out-candidates-in-police-academy-test/


Not the first time . It has been going on every year . Fucking country
Health / Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by joe120120(m): 12:33am On Nov 11, 2022
doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.


With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.

Do you know how to handle the nipples to produce an electrifying effects ?

How well can you manage the VJ ?

Have you mastered the art of using your tongue ?

And make your woman's toes curl up as she moans in ecstasy while you are immersed in her ? The tongue is a sexual arsenal when skillfully used.

Are your palms smooth and capable of sending your woman to dreamland in erotic highness?

What's your thrusts like ? Does it have the warm ryththmic flow of a soulful artist ?

Or does it have the kpa kpa kpa or Tata Tata sound of the cracked voice of an Oshodi tout ?


The fingers of a sex maestro can cause an eruption in woman. Never to be forgotten !

Can your fingers skillfully stroke the VJ ?

Your dick is not the issue here.

From here, I can imagine how bland , boring and tasteless sex with the girl was !

Oh my dear fellow woman cry

You have a whole lot to learn FIRST !

Good sex is an art !


So much to say but Amma stop here ! grin


Eze otule in club9
Politics / Re: Tackle Insecurity In The North West, El-Rufai Begs FG by joe120120(m): 12:17pm On Nov 05, 2022
ogododo:



https://punchng.com/tackle-insecurity-in-nwest-el-rufai-begs-fg

NOTICE TO NIGERIA
YOUTHS
THE 419 QUOTES THAT TRICKED NIGERIANS IN 2015:

*”A serious government will fix power problem in six months.” – Babatunde Raji Fashola (November 12, 2014)*
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*”Stone us [APC] if we do not perform after two years.” – Tony Momoh ( April 3, 2016, The Guardian)*
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*”The only way to have stable electricity is to vote out PDP.” – Babatunde Raji Fashola (July 12, 2014, The Nation)*
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*”We seriously frown at President Goodluck Jonathan, over the unceremonious removal of the Group Managing Director of NNPC, Mr Andrew Yakubu.” -(APC, August 4, 2014, Channels TV)*
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*”It’s Time To Restructure Nigeria: The present situation of things where all component units get monthly allocation from the Federal Government only makes the states lazy and unproductive.” – Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2010)*
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*”Jonathan should resign if he has no solution to the violence being unleashed on some parts of the country.” – Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2012)*
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*”The only solution to the present political uncertainty in the country is for the National Assembly to set machineries in motion for the impeachment of ailing President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua.” – Muhammadu Buhari (March 10, 2010, Sun Newspapers)*


*”Waste: Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that? “Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses.” – Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*”We intend for instance, to bring back our National carrier, the Nigerian Airways. We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20.” -Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*”Why do I need to embark on a foreign trip as a president with a huge crowd with public funds?*
*”Why do I need to go for foreign medical trip if we cannot make our hospital functional?” – Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*”Why is the nation?s currency, the Naira, now trading for N180 per Dollar, while the South African Rand is trading at R11 to one United States Dollar?” – Babatunde Raji Fashola (Dec 26, 2014, The Nation)*

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*”Give Nigerians a daily update on the health of President Umaru Yar’Adua to stem the growing rumours surrounding his state of health.” – Lai Mohammed (December 21, 2009, The Nation)*
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*”Amaechi is not only clean but a tool to free Nigeria from the corruption imposed on us by those who hate our nation.” – APC (October 24, 2016, Vanguard)*

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*”The recent proscription of Boko Haram and Ansaru violates the Constitution.” – Lai Mohammed (June 10, 2013, The Nation*

Be careful of what you say today because of tomorrow...

Let's not be fooled again! It's time to TAKE BACK NIGERIA FROM BAND OF LIARS. These are lies that APC concocted against Nigerians in order to steal power. But today, we can see that all these words are fake, lies, propaganda, innuendo...and the APC has thrown Nigeria into a ditch.
Politics / Re: Wike To Ayu: I Dare You To Stop Anybody in Rivers PDP from Contesting by joe120120(m): 8:05pm On Oct 30, 2022
buckeyemedia:
Sorry for Atiku and others, Mumu saboteur Pandora Pete just made it easier for APC & Tinubu.

I will not be surprised if Peter Obi is working for Bola Tinubu, the way he ditched pdp makes no sense.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Calls Nassarawa "A Great Country" by joe120120(m): 2:54pm On Oct 30, 2022
oikirodah:

Copyright protected.

Source iReporteronline.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/?p=90572&preview=true

My God , chei Nigeria money 4 election in the house

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Court awards N500m against FG on extraordinary rendition by joe120120(m): 1:18pm On Oct 26, 2022
Nemesis0147:
Buhari should respect his old age and let this man go,,,, it is obvious they don’t have anything on him.

Which kind democracy we they practice in this country for Christ sake?!!
Is not Buhari but malami and co northern cabals
Family / Re: How Do I Forgive Him? by joe120120(m): 1:06pm On Oct 25, 2022
MufasaLion:
You don't need such a stupid, lazy, insensitive and selfish man in your life or your kids'. Move on and continue to provide for yourself and your kids. He abandoned you for months and was trying to manipulate you emotionally when you went to pack things, don't be deceived.

Don't let his family's plead to deceive you. That man can never change. That's his personality and once you go back and deliver that baby, you will be trapped!

You can do well without him! Marriage is not an achievement. There are many successful people in the world raised by single mothers. Don't let the society define your happiness!

Is that so .
Are u lesbian or gay ? To give such advise. Check ur family background whether so exist ? This forum does not need such advise rather to contribute for a problem solveing. Thanks
Family / Re: How Do I Forgive Him? by joe120120(m): 12:54pm On Oct 25, 2022
Registeredguest:
I'm a lady in my mid- twenties, I got married aged 22, (always wanted to marry early) on the second year of our marriage we were blessed with a baby, parked to our house and things were rosy. I have always been a workaholic due to that I have never lack as a young lady in terms of finance.

I have always helped him in his house projects, might not be much 100k, 50k, 20k when need be. I never siphoned my money to myself, as a young lady I envisioned my pretty little family on my head, (3 children, handsome husband and pretty wife with a fine car living happily)

Now to the main problem,I think it all started when he told me he has seen a genuine plot of land that we should buy it together, I told him no, I want the land all by myself I have money to pay for it, (just want to have something tangible for myself alone) he said no problem.He sent me an account number of the seller I sent 600k to the seller.we did the necessary documents and everyone was happy.

After some weeks, I decided to dig around his phone then I discovered that the account I sent the 600k to, refunded 200k back to my husband, woke him up instantly I demanded for an explanation.he story no make sense. I was heartbroken, for months I was hurt...the two families got involved and settled the issue.money I no see...

Ever since this issue happened,the home has not been peaceful, fighting everyday. I find it so difficult to forgive him. I insult him, he insults me, he broke my phone, I break his door...I was demanded for an apology he says
"I'm his wife, no be today man dey collect him wife money, he say woman go build house for him husband no ear no go hear" those things hurt me more... everyday was fight, I parked out,I went to my sister's place,he didn't call, he didn't reach out.

3 weeks after I parked I discovered I was pregnant,and informed him immediately through text.i stayed at my sister's place for 2 months no word from him... I decide to rent my own place,I rented a place and went to his house to park my remaining stuff,I meet him home,as soon as he sees I came with a truck to park my things he knelt down and started begging me...I was like,na today I commot for your house why now? He say he think say I dey play, he no think say I serious like this,for good two months you didn't say anything why now...with enough dragging I parked my things to my new rented apartment... since the day I park till now this man has not allowed me rest,his family members has been calling me to come back home, his dad came from the village to plead on his behalf.


My dad is insisting I should not go back...I'm now 6 months pregnant ,I need a father in my children's life.im finding it difficult to forgive him,I'm struggling within myself to forgive and trust this man again.

How can I let go of the past and move back with him...I decided to pay him a visit on Friday,he was happy I came,he did everything possible to show me he has changed but that feeling of betrayal and hurt is there.i left there this morning with querrell,I know I started the querrell,but I can't just seem to forgive him.please I need your help and advice on this pressing issue of mine.

No insult please, I have cried enough.

Your problem is that u need Christ in your life 100% period, everything , all the katakata will vanished
Politics / Re: Peter Obi With Arise TV Presenters, Reuben Abati, Rufai Oseni, Ckay by joe120120(m): 12:28pm On Oct 25, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:

You want him to go and disgrace himself

Tinubu will disgrace himself the more
How did he become s Lagos governor ? �
Politics / Re: Peter Obi With Arise TV Presenters, Reuben Abati, Rufai Oseni, Ckay by joe120120(m): 12:23pm On Oct 25, 2022
AdamuKD:
angry grin
This man is looking so presidential wao
Everybody wants to identify with Obi.

Why not ,
Professor and elite are included in the suffering of APC poverty

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Politics / Re: FG Appeals Judgement Freeing Nnamdi Kanu by joe120120(m): 12:54pm On Oct 20, 2022
Fira09:


SOURCE

GMB just want to keep Onyendu in custody till his tenure expired
.but FG will pay big gbese 4 all the Daley
Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone That Can't Read Or Write But Gives You Peace Of Mind? by joe120120(m): 12:46pm On Oct 20, 2022
Zee0007:
I was having a conversation with a friend and he said, " he cannot marry someone who doesn't know how to read or write.

Can you?

The question is 4 married people. 4 me I can marry . As far as I have peace . Thank God 4 Google, I will teach her at home. As far as she is not a va. G I. N

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Politics / Re: #EndSARS Memorial: Police Fire Teargas At Mourners At Lekki Tollgate (Video) by joe120120(m): 12:37pm On Oct 20, 2022
NgeneUkwenu:
They are hoodlums, and should treated as such.
Orji Uzor kalu relative, are u still alive in Nigeria ? How market ? How much is a cup of rice in ur area ? Ur uncle said the minister and ministries should prepare handover note to another of ur brother ,. How do u see it ? ����

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