₦airaland Forum

Laveda:

Now why am I not surprised to find you here?

Whoever knows Fashola antecedents should not be surprised about this tariff hike. This is Fashola's strongest and weakest attribute. Getting things done at an exorbitant price.

He did the same in Lagos, after transforming it, he started adding price to everything worth adding price to. I bet he forgot that Nigerians are not Lagosians. Lol.

He may have goofed a bit with this move. Labor isn't going to like him be. How can one pay more for something one doesn't even use

Creamish:
Wow...thanks much.

Oh you're very much welcome.

Creamish:
I guess u are saying that all COZA members are wealthy?

The early wealthy Christians pooled their funds together and shared it to the poor... Many sold their properties to follow Christ.. This generation has a totally different mindset..

Hmm, a lady with my very own thoughts. Its rare to see a lady reason in such a way, devoid of religious and sentimental influence. How intriguing....

skarlett:
Tempting...but I'll pass

You could pass by and have a drink with me?

Oh he could have just cajoled them with his eloquence, they would have whisked him to the front immediately. But, I guess eloquence can't sway hunger, especially when its something related to BBQ. Lol.

This guy is living large, while screwing his church members at the same time. How nice.

Looks like all those who "chop and clean mouth" during Jonathan's administration will be singing new tunes now that they know PMB means business.

Clerverly:
Useless Woman!

Em, she was only obeying orders? Is it her fault?

Like seriously, Jonathan allegedly bought vehicles for Niger Rep? Men if proven true, I wonder the reason for the procurement, but given Jonathan's stance as a very good man, I wouldn't be surprised if it was bought out of chivalry.

We all know our former president is a good man. He loves people and believe in peace. Lol.

This is a nice development. However, the DSS shouldn't handle this issue with kid gloves, Fayose can prove to be a political maradona.

skarlett:
Lol

So?

skarlett:
Nah he's telepathic its of no use.

Did I mention I'm clairvoyant? I can block his telepathy cos I'm more powerful than Prof X and Jean Grey combined.

Never worry, I got you covered.

skarlett:
Lol, awwwwn I almost felt sorry for you, until I remembered he said he'll disrupt my wedding to another guy, if we don't end up together I don't want that kinda drama at my wedding

Oh no... Come on gurl, surely we could have a secret wedding? Just me, you, our body and soul in the Dominicans...

skarlett:
I'm afraid ure gonna be late cos. I'm head over heels (u can complete the rest)

With who? Lemme at him, am gonna tear him apart, ohh who's the sleek nigger that beat me to the punch. Lol.

skarlett:
I don't even ask this question anymore, so naive

Em, can I get an inkling as to the type of question you ask? Cos I might be sending some wooing your way...

Decker:
I am not. And I don't see the correlation between what I opined and what Freeze did. Freeze didn't beat his wife despite the fact that she assaulted him physical, even almost killing him, but me, I said in cases like that, I would respond her physical attacks with my own.

And you also said you'll beat her if she ask you to. I think that's some masochist shiit bruv. That's one of the reasons why I asked if you've Daddy Freeze cos I believe he took those beating just to get an erection. Lol.

Estharfabian:
LoL!


keep guessing! You're doing great so far!
ThankYou, Call me whatever You wanna, I've said what I wanna. Deal with it!
And i think We're done Here!



Pushmusic, What do You think bout my supposed Revenge tactic? dope huh? don't ever try to break my heart, else..You'd get some serious dirt splash!

Oh I don't need to guess especially, when you're involved.

Even if that nigger is way in Sokoto and you're way in Akwa-Ibom, you gonna travel just to splash dirt on him. Hell yeah.

I love the way your hypothetical mind work mii dear. Truly, you're a Diamond.

Cutehector:
lol. Will she even knw which is the throttle?

That's the very reason why she will match the throttle. Lol.

KingTom:
They don't understand that our friendships are like tight chemical bonds that every quarrel can be settled over a couple of sweating bottles of Orijin

Hell yes. All the more reason why Dennise Williams sang "let's hear it for the boys". LMAO.

Estharfabian:
And i can't just splash the Dirt In his Neighbourhood?0,o
Well, if he doesn't have a puddle? I'd invent one. I'd have a really good plan..So, Uh, till then! Whenever An he-goat decides to eventually break my heart.(Which is scientifically impossible anyways)

They're made of "Diamonds"...


This Argument's obviously taking "US" Nowhere.

Men you reason like a child. Seriously. You would go all the way to a guys neighborhood to splash water on him just because he broke your heart? Men, that is so petty.

It even show you've not gotten over him, if you could stoop so low to do that. I believe you're the kind of girl who would bone a nigger friend just to get back at him.

Good lord! Talk about being spiteful coupled with joblessness.

Cutehector:
so wats d first thing u do after u turn on d ignition in an automatic car?

Someone like EstharFabian will match the throttle immediately. Lol.

KingTom:
I remember when this happened my nigga come tell me say my ex wan lash am o. I tell am say make e lash am well after he lash am finish the next time she come corpers lodge me and my guy dey outside dey recite her screams David oooo David chai David ehhhh David stop stop abasi oooo na so the sisi just carry face keep for ground

This is exactly what most silly girls do. Boning a broda's friend to get back at him. They always forget there's a difference between having a long stick between your legs, and having a hole between your legs.

Its the same reason why guys will quarrel today and the next day, or a fex seconds later, they're busy drinking beer and laughing, as if nothing happened.

On the other hand, if its girls, they will keep beefing till the day the die. Lol.

Estharfabian:
Oh, lawwwwwwwwwd!



Uh...Alright. So, You don't trek? like ever? even the RICHEST of Humans Move Out for walks..(Well, except You're Crippled). Do You expect 'em To Take Vehicles ANYWHERE they go? Huh?


About My age? I don't see the correlation.

There's a difference between trekking and walking dear. Going out for walks isn't the same as trekking. Trekking usually involves long distance, while walking is short distance.

You should know the richest of humans go out for walks within their neighborhood, which of cause, doesn't have a puddle, where people like you use it to splash water on other people. Lol.

Hope you see the correlation now my dear?

Cutehector:
a good number of Nigerian ladies will neva Eva define their relationship.


Bros, no be say n hearsay, dis one I hear am from babe mouth, I asked her why is she datin d guy she was datin, she just said she doesn't even knw dat d guy was just pressurizin her and she just agreed. She just wants to be in a relationship because of the phobia of bein single.

Yes that's true. Those are the ones who are afraid of knowing their position in a relationship.

Many like you said are dating just for the fun of it, or just to be seen by their friends that they're in a relationship. Its actually very sad seeing them stoop this low just to be accepted. Its the reason why many have ended up being banging material for some guys.

joliyp:
met this cute little gal at d banking hall where i work.she seems to be worried,i was actually going to attend to a costomer.i approached her how are r u dear? 'm fine'she said.where is mommy? 'she is at home crying' nw more concern i ask why. Daddy beat Mommy! the sadnes on her face indicates she is going thru alot.my question is to the single guys can u beat your wife?

This post reeks of mediocrity. You have a very poor imagination my friend.

Decker:
Nope. I can't beat my wife. Unless she asks me to. Or in self defense.

Pardon me, are you Daddy Freeze of Cool FM?

Estharfabian:
Everyone's A trekker...

How old a you? How can you make this hasty generalization that "everyone is a trekker", when they're many who have never trekked before in their life, and some who don't trek anymore...

Estharfabian:
Lol!


Yes, yes, I accept! Buh I'd still splash some dirt on him nonetheless...
The feeling would be divine. Watching him scream "Hey!" whilst you speedily drive pass him Without saying a word? lawwwwd!


LoL. Your last paragraph is Really sweet. I almost cried....NOT!

Hmm. You can only splash water on him when he's a trekker, but if he drives a car, may be you can bash his car, let's see if he will bash your face in return. Lol.

Cutehector:
will dey Eva define their relationship? If u ask all d ladies in dis world who are dating to ask their boyfrnds where their relationship is heading u. 98percent will be afraid to ask.

Yes, fear is a great factor that affects everyone. The fear of rejection affects guys too.

Most guys usually see girls who ask them where they stand in the relationship as being forward and even demanding.

That's why its best they do it when the guy is toasting them.

Estharfabian:
I just think the best way to get at people generally is To be successful...; D And sexy!

They'll die of resentment.

Not if they're more succesful than you. not everybody sit idle you know. Lol.