₦airaland Forum

Even the APC senators are in agreement. That's a sign that sanity is gradually coming back. Buhari should be careful not to bite the fingers that fed him. He really doesn't want to upset these Nigerian senators. That's a fight he'd regret ever embarking on.

babyfaceafrica:
Will send the money back to her...its not abT money..its about love!!!...she betrayed me!!!

Oga, you go hungry oh.

Well, since the Bible tells us to forgive our fellow human beings, and judgement is for God alone, who am I nau... I'll do what the Bible says; I'll take the money and let God judge her. If she does it again and drops, I'll still take the cash and let God judge her. If she keeps doing it and yet dropping money, I'll keep letting God judge her. God forbid that I'll now come and be doing God's work for him oh.

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Sleekyshuga:
Hahahahaha ..

Do I sound like one who have a driver ?

Modified:

OK!! I see the misunderstanding here .. The 'drive' you saw, right? I meant, a hard drive to give to him to transfer movies..

I never reach to employ driver na.. Wetin do my hand and leg ?

Your mates get driver wey get him own driver sef.

That Olori sha...

When you look at an old woman's mouth, it'd appear as if she didn't breastfeed with it. Chai!

If Buhari really wrote those, make I go babysit pig for piggery. If I hear!

And Chelsea is still wasting time in signing me.

Even if it's as a ball boy (boy man)…

Nke bu ezigbo oyi na-atuzi m n'obodo anyia bu Naijiria.

Akuko!

If you sit in a car even if it's from Jerusalem to Jericho, and there's a beautiful, awesome, crazy, fun-to-be-with, sexy and friendly bae (and vise versa) sitting next to you and or with some mind blowing music, I swear you won't feel any pains. You won't even know when you drive past your destination. But if you're there all by yourself or with some boring sister (and vise versa)? Sorry is your name. Period!

People like to give long talks for nothing.

"With my lof hin londom"

Falz + Funke = London has fallen.
They'll scatter the streets of London with their englis.

daveP:
How far... lol

Baba, with the recent developments and in particular, the amount of desperation and hustling that's associated with this contest lately, I just fear it won't be long before people start paying Babalawos 'courtesy visits' oh. The thing don dey pass 'be careful' oh.

Dygeasy:
[size=18pt]Also, a well meaning Nairalander JAYBEE3 has offered to include in the winner's prize a FULLY PAID TRIP TO A SPA OF THE WINNER'S CHOICE.

Thank you very much Sir!!! We appreciate!!!

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ronald4lif:
You need to work on your tummy and just maybe the cute guys in Abuja will look your way twice. You'd agree with me that you need them more than the ones on NL.

Gbam!!! You nailed it like gbamgbam!

I'd have made you my role model but since you no get money, I'll take a pass pill.

Bunch of liars and pretenders, many of who like to lead fake and fantasy lives. Well if you seriously don't like sex, you should go and die for all I care. It's none of my biz.

amtaken:
Fake news without link posted to ridicule Nigerian women.

Ehee, see them...

You can't do something and when someone else does it, e go dey pain you. Wetin dey vex you inside now, eh?

kikies:
Atleast some nice girls,if dem no get Moni,dem dey drop kpomo for u to chop........not some stingy mfs........stingy as f, na to collect dem sabi,ordinary n*pple* sef man no go see draw

erico2k2:
In that country security is provided by its fg nation wide

In that country, the government provide security on the streets not in their various houses. Rich people have security gadgets installed in their houses, and some of them have security personnel personally employed to protect their lives and property. You know why? If you die, it's not the FG that dies, it's you.

Buhari and his cohorts should keep making mockery of Nigeria. It's alright, it's their turn now.

But this EFCC boss should better be ready for what comes next after his boss is gone. They are the reigning champions now so they should enjoy the monopoly of harassment now while it lasts.

I weep for Nigeria.

Maybe I'm the only Nigerian that hates fences. You see, I don't just get why someone would spend millions in constructing a fine edifice, then support it with a beautiful compound armoured with flowers and grasses and fountains and swimming pools and what have you...only to cover it all with some very Prison-like gigantic fence, thereby shielding it from public view. Does it make sense? No! Let people see, feel and appreciate the beauty of your home. Bock/brick fences, to me, are unnecessary. For security reasons? If you have enough money to build mansion, you should have enough money to sort your security out. But that's my opinion anyway.

Checkout these pictures below. Aren't they just lovely?

chiwetel:
hehehehe,lazy reader, better beg me first oooo.

Anyways, he did say they did it with kini,which she initiated.But,then wah if something went wrong.. of course it would be another story.

Ah! You're my sweetheart nau.

That girl is wicked oh. Some people might interpret what she did as being afraid of rejection, but it's also being heartless. Life isn't fair, yes, but you really don't have to drag other people into your mess. If na me, I go kill that babe oh. HIV? Choi! That one's strong oh.

hardbody:
She is fugly

Ok.

lytech1:
Truly the money is hers,but did you think of the consequence?

Will such woman continue to play the good motherly rule in the house?

Of what importance was the house to her?

Why can't she team up with the husband for the progress of the family?

Why is she building the house in the first place?

I know that a good number of men reason the way you do right now, but bro, it does not make sense at all. Why is it that men are free to build their own houses in their names and pretty do whatever they choose to do with their money, but when a woman wants to do hers, she'd be asked not to, but instead asked to "team up with the husband for the progress of the family"? Ah! That's all kinds of wrong, bud. This is her money we are talking about here. Her hustle, her money. Nawa! See...whenever it comes down to things like this, a good woman and wife should know that she needs to discuss it with her husband, just the same way a good man and husband should equally discuss his with his wife. I get your whole point, but these things are down to people's personalities and not really on their gender. Let's stop subjecting women to mere faces in the society. They matter too, just as men do. They should be free to do whatever they want too.

Let's stop making this our society any harder than it already is.

"I swallowed my pride to do this"…

Bro, what did you use? Alomo? Beer? Spirit? Or just water? Cos I've been trying so hard to swallow mine too, but it wouldn't go down. It's still stuck in there. How do I swallow it?

I know that bae. She used to know me too. I'm pretty sure she was headed to Ikeja.

chiwetel:
of course its not smart to say it on the first date,op said they met since 2014,now two years is a long time to keep quiet about something this delicate, to think she allowed him have sex with her..that's highly insensitive.

For real? I didn't read down before oh. Wait, did they do it with or without?

omonighoblessing:
i sure will ask for my #50K.make I sidon dey look first....

Good. Ask for what's rightfully yours. If they refuse to give you, lay down there and begin to cry, it must fall out. But when it finally shows, don't forget your special adviser oh.

omonighoblessing:
I smell #fp
i must make ftc today ooh.....I wonder what the price is......

50K.

Nairaland is a sorta revenue stream these days...
Everything is now 50...
If you win Miss Nairaland contest, 50K
Mr. Nairaland, 50K
If you kill a snake, 50K
Open yansh and or bwesh, 50K
If you insult a supermod, 50 years ban.

Goan ask for your own 50 kpam jare. No lélè.

floragregs:
it's "where did we GET it wrong".

Chai!

chiwetel:
Lol .still blow the kiss jhr,I will catch

BTW..dah Igbo was thick oo.

Oh, yeah? Alright, here it comes...

My Igbo is original, and that's because I know my Onion in the language.