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chiwetel:Why aren't you close by? I'd have given you one better kiss. Your head is correct biko. I'm a strong advocate of spontaneity. Sometimes, life is far better that way. And here they are showing me their asses (and their selling points)... Ka m mezia gini? Ka m tabazianu ya nu? Mtcheww. ![]() |
At first I thought it was a full time housewife. But here you're talking about someone who, like you, is working. In a bank? With a salary of #150,000? And you're still proposing a monthly stipend? Say wetin happen? Op are you even mad? See, you can assist your wife (and vise versa) financially when need be, but to make it a monthly routine? In the name of stipend? Rubbish! Does she work for you? Before you start talking about being the husband and head of the family, remember this and never forget it: You're partners! I'm sorry, Op, but your wife is a greedy and selfish woman. Let me just stop here before I spew what you won't like. She isn't a good wife. Nonsense! ![]() |
So the bottom line is...that you must shoot your ass out? Ladies! It's always about that ass, isn't it? I give up. ![]() |
So I should leave what I'm doing and start praying for Buhari abi? Akuko Mike Ejeagha! ![]() |
A supposed insane man cleaning the mess made by the so called sane people. Ana emenu! ![]() |
Make no mistake, there's always that one person that they don't discuss theirs. There's always that 'special' girl. |
fellis:Because it says, "raped, bleeped and sucked"… ![]() |
levelss: ![]() |
"With your smiling Toto" ![]() That lil_Venices of a girl gat no chill at all. She dey vex sef. I'm never attacking that kinda person on the Internet. She go just finish your career. ![]() Smiling Toto! ![]() |
kennygee:But seriously, Kenny, Toto dey smile oh. When you pummel it to satisfaction, na so e go just keep face one kind...like say e dey smile. You never notice am? ![]() |
That's a good one. ![]() Next election ehn, you go see posters taya. All these boys will go and print their posters and scatter them every here and there. Trust Nigerians, we are at the forefront when it comes to 'overdo'. ![]() |
It's in our blood: hustling. We can't even help it. Little wonder we hustle over everything in this country. Even to pay our school fees or make deposits into the banks; that is, giving some other person your OWN money, you'll still hustle to do that. Have you seen a thing like that? That boy is a decent kid. He's going to make it in life...no matter what it takes. That's a future millionaire you're looking at. Mark my words! Future millionaire. |
Her cries always make me wanna cry. She's so cryious. ![]() |
Agybabe:I've missed you so much, sweetheart. And you'll still have to explain to me why you'd let me miss you that long. ![]() How've you been? ![]() |
Wait!!! What are those things? Her own alone abi she borrow join? And, uhm, she dey sell them? ![]() My dear, give me those things let me help you keep them oh, because vanity upon vanity all is vanity oh. They won't do you any good, but I can help you save guard them. ![]()
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Agybabe:Ma Lady! ![]() |
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