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"We are living in a generation where people "in love" are allowed to touch each others' private parts but are not allowed to touch each others' phones because they are private" - Robert Mugabe.



Just negodu...

dante300:
I wasn't drunk when I clearly wrote every evening....when she is with me in her 4lines are consistently active like CR7 but when she returns to school her line is inconsistent like memphis depay

Op, you do not have any problems. In fact, the only problem you have, which by the way, is a good and welcomed one, is that you're so damn funny. CR7 vs DEPAY? I'd be damned.

Joice21:
If only God will send me an awesome bae like you, I'l b d happiest lady on earth. Just be man enough, carry out some investigations nd if d relationship is no longer worth it, call it quits, God will send a better lady that will reciprocate d love you show her.

And what makes you think you've never had/come across "an awesome bae" like him before? There's something that happens: just like the girl in question here, when the love is being shown to you, you might not see it, but you'd see it if and when it's shown to another person. Sometimes we meet genuine love, but we are too occupied/indifferent/uninterested to pay attention. I'm not saying this is the case with you, but it's a possibility, isn't it?

Who pant don help sef! Abegi! That thing dey block person road jare. Life is too short to waste a second trying to remove that thing before you get down to business. Pant ko tinpa ni.

I love these foreign cities for one thing: the way they humble these our yeye celebrities and politicians ehn... Each time they are over there, they'd just respect their ancestors and calm down and for once, be like 'ordinary' citizens. But the moment they touch down in Nigeria, heiiiiiiii! Nsogbu. They go back to being 'celebrities' and 'politicians'. Lobis!

Eh!!? Eziokwu? Lmao! I thought it's only Igbos that complain? Or better put in Nairaland's favourite terms, wail? Rubbish! Nonsense!

Why una dey cry now? If only the Yorubas have experienced half the marginalization the Igbos have experienced in this country, they'd then know the true feeling of being marginalized.

PRESTIGERYHME:
lols
u re funny
Adam was b4Eve
u ve2do d marrying

Good. Great. Adam was before Even, which places Even under Adam and not equal with him, right?

And for the records, men have never had a problem with the marrying, the only problem there is, is women rising up and asking to be equal with men.

PRESTIGERYHME:
after all dis, she will b officially n legally b urs


wat do u expect, u re marrying her n she will summit2u in return

I'm at a loss here. I don't get it, she'll be officially and legally mine? Is that why we have to be equal? Because if I'm not mistaking, I'd also be "officially and legally" hers, so...

Izyyblaze:
Lol. Jee laruo ura na chi ejigo .

Yes, mum.

Izyyblaze:
Whatever makes you feel good.
Goodnight bae.

Whatever makes me feel good? Something dey worry you abi? Lemme catch you. Good night.

Izyyblaze:
You didn't? Well... I thought you did, cos according to your previous post, you guys (men) sacrifice a lot to see that you satisfy us (women) in bed, yet we (women) never get satisfied in life, thereby complaining about almost everything. So you see...if we should go by your logic, then sexual satisfaction equals to life satisfaction, which is not so.
I get your point tho, women enjoy sex more than the male folks. But there's always gonna be complaints, cos sex is only but one aspect of life.

First off, I wrote what I wrote cos we were talking about a man who died during sex. Moreover, using that point to buttress how women complain and never get satisfied, is just a case study. Finally, my point wasn't about sex with women but about women about sex.

Why do we always hear about this DJ Cup, sorry... Cuppy and her "super-rich" family more than we hear about the Dangotes?

And by the way, who asked her?

Izyyblaze:
Hehehehehe. Chai! Obum will not kill me o.
Sorry love,it is not our their fault .
But life is not all about sex na .

And I haven't said that life is all about sex, have I?

janellemonae:
Afi sacrifices naa.

Sex must truly really be a huge sacrifice for men. So painful & thoroughly unenjoyable. Lmao!

Nle o, Mr sacrifice.

You're too focused in that 'sacrifice' that you completely misconceived and even overlooked the message.

• How many times have you seen or heard or read where a woman died on top of or under a man during sex? Men do that!

• How many times have you seen women sweating profusely during or after sex? Men do that!

• How many times have you seen women dead-tired and with no strength left in them after sex? Men experience that!

• How many times have you seen/heard a man moaning, screaming and unconsciously calling your (woman's) names, that of God and his ancestors, asking you to give it to him, to go deeper and harder and faster and pleads with you never to stop or cüm or he'll kill you? Women do that!

It pains me so much that after all these 'sacrifices', women (a good number of them) still somehow, see sex as favours done to the men, one which you (the man) should beg/pay for. What a very silly and utterly unacceptable mentality. It's pathetic!

Here and there, you hear/read about men dying during sex. We sacrifice a lot to see that our women are satisfied in...bed, yet they are not satisfied...in life. They'd still, somehow, find a way to whine, complain and blame everything on men! Fvck!!!

HateU2:
U m more than sense

Thank you.

HaneefahRN:
LMAO

Decryptor:
No problem. As long as she discharges all the semen I ejaculated into her while the marraige lasted. I must have my semen back oh! #BringBackMySemen #BBMS

Bamz:
I can imagine Mercy Johnson acting this in a scene and screaming "JoeCutie, you must seal me back oh"

"Dumebi, the deflowered virgin"