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Romance › Re: Blow A Kiss To Someone You Admire by JoeCutie(m): 12:55pm On May 17, 2016

skarlett:
Laveda

Joecutie, how are you dear

Lanicky, you own that crown bae

Monalisa185

Now I can say I'm fine. How are you doing yourself? Thanks, dear. kiss

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Car Talk › Re: How Did You Learn How To Drive? by JoeCutie(m): 7:23am On May 06, 2016

Confidence!

I just hopped in the car, put on my seat belt, started the engine, selected the gear, accelerated and drove off!

I had always watched my parents and siblings - and whomever - drive. So it was just a matter of getting hold of the steering myself, having mastered the theoretical part. Mind you: you can never drive - or be a good driver - if you keep being afraid of every rat and frog that moves on the road. Confidence! Driving is actually easier than people think it is.

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by JoeCutie(m): 11:08am On May 05, 2016

MissMonalisa:
damn it, it's fuccking too early for all this na...

Laveda.... Lol...go back to sleep

Onyinyechi!!! So you went and opened another account just cos of this contest abi? I dey owe you 17 lashes of... lipsrsealed

Literature › Re: Chimamanda Vs Chinua Achebe,who Is A Better Writer by JoeCutie(m): 8:51am On May 05, 2016

engrsoma:
Who is better?

Does it matter? As far as they fulfilled there potentials

Achebe is one of the founders of African Literature, and others are learning from him.

We the modern writers can't possibly challenge him there because, he was born when Africa was Africa, not all these modernizations.

He saw Africa Happen.

Who are you, brother? I was marvelled at this very statement. It clearly explains who he was. Absolutely spot on! You're good.

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Literature › Re: Chimamanda Vs Chinua Achebe,who Is A Better Writer by JoeCutie(m): 8:31am On May 05, 2016

People like being unnecessarily harsh when they can actually chill up.

I do not really blame anybody who tries to compare Adichie's works with Achebe's. They are similar in so many ways. I've read some of their books, and there are so many comparisons. Reading Adichie's books, you can't help but flash back to Achebe's works. But Achebe's works capture a finite definition of originality. Adichie's works are very subtle, interesting, but they are bordering on the use of more modern tools. Achebe was more culture-defined. More African.

It's very apparent that Adichie got her real/final push/inspiration from Achebe. Even the 'New York Times' described Adichie as "the 21st Century daughter of another Igbo prodigy, Chinua Achebe".

Adichie is good, Achebe was good too. But well, you could give it to Achebe, why? He was more like the first/original copy/version of Adichie. He had the original story. Suffice it, he was like a source. The source.

Nevertheless, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, for what's worth, deserves a lot of credit. Reading through people's comments, I kinda think she doesn't get enough credit for how good she is, because...she is damn good. She is bae.

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Literature › Re: Chimamanda Vs Chinua Achebe,who Is A Better Writer by JoeCutie(m): 8:08am On May 05, 2016

Tinu02:
Thank you. Very shallow comparison. To me chimamanda is good like every other write but nne no dey compare warri wolves to barcelona.
If you have read books by Sidney sheldon and dan brown you won't open this thread in the first place.

Babes! You're the wickedest!!! grin

And, Sidney Sheldon? He's my favourite. Best ever!
Dan Brown's 'Da Vinci Code' is also dope.

Celebrities › Re: An Interview With Missgdope by JoeCutie(m): 7:54am On May 05, 2016

ritababe:
sup cute guy

I'm good oh. How far you na? wink

Food › Re: How To Cook Noodles That Everyone Will Want To Eat by JoeCutie(m): 6:23pm On May 04, 2016

All these things!? Just to chop Indomie(Noodle)? I never hungry be that. lipsrsealed

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Politics › Re: Saraki Smiles After NACF Bill Passed 2nd Reading by JoeCutie(m): 6:01pm On May 04, 2016

Imagine! "Saraki smiles after..." Imagine!! So because he's having one of their 'typical' political problems, he shouldn't even smile normal, common, simple, ordinary and free smile again? Imagine!!! angry

If I be this Saraki sef I go just kukuma go kill myself because they no wan make he do anything else other than die. Or...let him kukuma resign.

Oh, okay, I almost forgot... Africans never resign! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: An Interview With Missgdope by JoeCutie(m): 5:28pm On May 04, 2016

ritababe:
eiye oh me confam Bini

Fine geh.

Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu Had Car Accident At Lekki-ikoyi Roundabout In Lagos. Photos by JoeCutie(m): 3:15pm On May 04, 2016

Ajebo accident. Okay, uhm, I don forget say na for 'Lekki-Ikoyi' roundabout e for happen. Come Oluti junction come get accident make we see how e go be. lipsrsealed

Seems this is the only ride he has, he's always using it. Or cos it's flashy? Thank God it wasn't a typical Naija accident. Typical Naija accident scenes always have "Graphic pictures" attached.

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Romance › Re: Share Your Karma Experiences... by JoeCutie(m): 7:26am On May 04, 2016

Smellymouth:
Both.. ..hausa / Deltan

Serious? Wow. Show your face make we see na. grin

Romance › Re: Share Your Karma Experiences... by JoeCutie(m): 11:03pm On May 03, 2016

Smellymouth:
I remember growing up in Kaduna Barracks, Gwari..I and my sisters eat together and I dey beef my sisters coz dem dey cheat me for the sharing of the meat so on this faithful evening, we were having dinner when never struck,as sharp dude, na so I use eba scoop the "only meat", as I dey put am for mouth, na so dem NEPA bring Light

My sister just shout--" Ahmed, na cockroach u dey chop o "

Dat nyt, I brush tire .. Infact, since den, I nor fit chop for darkness again..

Smello, you be Hausa and or Muslim?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Malia Obama Is Going To Harvard by JoeCutie(m): 10:56pm On May 03, 2016

DONADAMS:
pls whu is d most powerful man on earth if obama is d second

Actually, Obama is the 3rd most powerful man on earth.

The most powerful man on earth is Russian President, Vladimir Putin, followed by Angela Merkel, the Germany Vice Chancellor. Barack Obama comes third, while Pope Francis comes next in fourth.

Politics › Re: Chantal Biya Vs Dolapo Osinbajo: A Meeting Of Two Contrasting Women (Photos) by JoeCutie(m): 9:30pm On May 03, 2016

"Born-again Christian" my black ass!

Mrs Osinbajo should keep wrapping her hairs and body with banana leaves for all I care! None of those show Christianity. All these people that act like they own this Christianity sef... undecided

Mrs Biya in/with her flamboyance could be far more Christ-like than our 'born-again' looking second lady.

Our African ladies sef...sometimes, some of them are the ones who hold themselves down. Imagine this lady.... She keeps literary wrapping herself all the time - maybe because she's a pastor's wife - while her husband - who's the pastor himself - keeps stepping out in style: on suites, flamboyant agbadas, expensive Niger-Delta regalia and what have you. Look at her; always looking like a pitiful house help. Does that show humility or even simplicity? You can be glamorous and still 'look' simple/humble.

Abegiii! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: It's An Illuminati Ritual - Vic O Laments Not Winning A Grammy by JoeCutie(m): 6:48pm On May 03, 2016

Osikwa na obu Kendrick Lawal? grin

This boy!!! angry

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law At Arin's Angels May Day Afrobeats Concert In London by JoeCutie(m): 6:41pm On May 03, 2016

VivianUdeogu:
I know this girl personally. I wont reveal her name but she is from Aguata LG in Anambra state. Just look at how she disgraced herself and our tribe.
Igbo girls should stop disgracing the Igbo race. We igbos should stop bringing shame and ridicule to our tribe.

Sports › Re: Harry Redknapp Shuns Nigeria's Call For Super Eagles Job by JoeCutie(m): 5:37pm On May 03, 2016

mickyeddi:
Just shows you how useless the NFF is. Redknapp is a manager that got relegated with QPR, and the morons in the NFF want to hire him.

Just shows you how quickly we can forget. Claudio Ranieri was the manager who lost to Faroe Islands (Faroe Islands!!!) with the Greek National team, and was inevitably sacked because it was a big shameful and unforgivable thing. 18 months on, he had just achieved the greatest feat the footballing world has ever recorded by winning the English Premiere League title with Leicester City Football Club (Bros...Leicester!!!). What changed about him? Isn't he the same man many people considered a failure? Go to the internet right now and see what even some World leaders are saying about him. He's a winners, a champion. One who achieved the unachievable. But 18 months ago, he was a 'failure'.

That José Mourinho had a terrible season at Chelsea does not, all of a sudden, make him the worst manager in the world. We are always too quick to judge the negative sides of people, condemn them and write them off, and it has a way of coming back to haunt and hurt us.

If Redknapp would agree to come to Nigeria, he'd be a very nice choice. The man is a nice football manager (you're quick to judge him with what happened at QPR, forgetting what he achieved with Tottenham? Wow). He's got a wealth of experience, and he's a 'father figure'.

Even though I've always detested with passion, how our football is being run by the NFF, but going for a manager with the stature and status of Harry shows how ambitious they are, and it's a welcome development.

Family › Re: My Husband Pours "Anointing Oil" In My Vagina Before Sex- Wife by JoeCutie(m): 4:59pm On May 03, 2016

Annointed Veejay? 'Holy Sex'!
Madam, I don't envy you and your husband at all.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Malia Obama Is Going To Harvard by JoeCutie(m): 4:20pm On May 03, 2016

buoye1:
I hear your version

My version you say? Let me further burst your bubble. Right now, Obama has been overtaken at number 2 by Angela Merkel, the 61 year old Germany Vice Chancellor. He is now the 3rd most powerful man on earth behind Putin and Merkel.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Malia Obama Is Going To Harvard by JoeCutie(m): 1:10pm On May 03, 2016

buoye1:
Who's the first biko?

His name is Vladimir Putin, the current Russian President.

America is the world power, but their President, though he's the leader of the 'Free World' by virtue of his office, is only second to Putin as the most powerful man on earth.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Malia Obama Is Going To Harvard by JoeCutie(m): 10:08am On May 03, 2016

"Malia Obama going to Harvard" shouldn't be (some serious) news. She's the first daughter of the President of the United States of America, the leader of the free world. It's only fitting - almost presumably natural - that she goes to the best University in the world. After all, her father is the President of the Presidents, the President of the world, and the second most powerful man on earth.

I wasn't expecting her or her younger sister - whose cheeks are fatter/bigger than the whole Northern region - to go to the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN) and start spreading legs like rumour.

She's an Obama for Christ's sake!

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Politics › Re: Fayose Is An Ingrate - Bode George by JoeCutie(m): 9:10am On May 03, 2016

And you're an exgrate? Mkpi! undecided

Family › Re: See This Cute Picture Of Twins That Married Twins And Gave Birth To Twins by JoeCutie(m): 3:47pm On May 02, 2016

I love seeing twins, but I wouldn't want to have one. Does that make me mad? embarassed

These twinssss (one 's' for each of the set of twins) are cute though. I like twins. embarassed

Sports › Re: Chichi Igbo Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Hot Photos by JoeCutie(m): 3:27pm On May 02, 2016

Her swag is second to none...

She does what she does without minding what the rest of the world has to say.

#Dope
#Swaggy
#Real
#GreatFashionSense
#Boss
#HappyBirthday

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Romance › Re: Pls Advice Me... Wat Do I Get My Girlfriend This May??? Money Aint A Problem! by JoeCutie(m): 1:21pm On May 02, 2016

A set of panties.

Romance › Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by JoeCutie(m): 11:55am On May 02, 2016

tollyB:
hmmm
thought u will take me to eleguishi...lolzz
we need to relax o....
or wat were u thinking

Eleguishi? Do they eat egusi there? grin

Besides, that's poor na, don't you like Miami beach? cheesy

Yes, dear, we really need to relax oh, like relax wella. But I've no idea how we can do that, I'm sure you can think about something. wink

Romance › Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by JoeCutie(m): 10:34am On May 02, 2016

tollyB:
Lol... it takes a leader to mentor leaders....
you get?

my day is good...How are we spending this hols?

Oh, yeah... Was looking at it from a different perspective though.

shocked

Uhm, you tell me... How would you want us to spend it? wink

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