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Romance › Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by JoeCutie(m): 8:59am On May 02, 2016

tollyB:
m good... hope u having a great day?

my greatest ambition: mentoring people to become leaders in there fields....thereby creating lots of leaders in Nigeria.... having my own brand of business and making an impact in the world before I finally rest in the bosom of the Lord in Heaven...

I am, thanks, and you?

Wow! Well, that's a nice ambition. Focusing on helping to create leaders and not on being a leader yourself? That's very rare.

Romance › Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by JoeCutie(m): 7:35am On May 02, 2016

tollyB:
joecutie

what is your greatest ambition?

Hi, dear. Howdy?

My greatest ambition would be...to be very successful with the capacity of being a selfless philanthropist.

What about you?

Family › Re: Freeman David, A Nairalander Is Dead! by JoeCutie(m): 7:22am On May 02, 2016

I remember this funny dude, he was one of those guys that made this forum lively with his funny and 'unserious' posts/comments.

It's okay, brother, rest on, you shall never die again.
Good night and Adieu. cry

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Literature › Re: Things Fall Apart VS Arrow Of God (pics) by JoeCutie(m): 6:35am On May 01, 2016

Things Fall Apart!

Internationally acclaimed masterpiece, translated into over 80 international languages and widely rated as the best ever work of the late prodigy, Chinua Achebe, who turned out to be the 21st century 'father' of another young and classy genius, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.

That's the book you can read either as a primary school pupil, as a secondary school student, as a tertiary institution student...and still understand and assimilate it. It's a one-in-a-generation masterpiece. So simple but witty. Dope!

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Politics › Re: We’ll Use Recovered Money To Create Jobs For Youths – Buhari by JoeCutie(m): 5:57pm On Apr 30, 2016

Thunder fire him and his job creation. Onye oshi! undecided

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeCutie(m): 10:33am On Apr 27, 2016

Are we even still on this matter? This thing never finish!? angry

Please get this thing done and over with biko. undecided

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Romance › Re: When You Decide To Pay Your Girlfriend A Surprise Visit In School by JoeCutie(m): 10:19am On Apr 27, 2016

Whether or not I'm cheating isn't the issue. I like surprises, but if you leave your place (far from school) just to pay me a 'surprise visit' in school, you're on your own. I'll just leave you and goan watch ball. Or if there's no match to watch, I wouldn't mind gallivanting around like ashewo.

Next time you call me before coming over to my place. You dey pay me 'surprise visit'. You no fit send me 'surprise money'?! undecided

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Romance › Re: Why Would A Guy Do This? Screenshot Below by JoeCutie(m): 3:32pm On Apr 25, 2016

Well, that's a bad thing to experience, but this rant is unnecessary if you ask me.

Okay, the said guy pressured her and she gave in, he never abused her, did he?

But some guys are so silly, I'll always say this. Going through that whole stress just to have sex with her and bail? Silly! It's sex, not a $100m cheque, and not a ticket to heaven. This is why people say that sex is overrated. Take you to my mum, just so I could get down on you! I dey mad ni? Mtcheeew! angry

But the babe should go and look for her panties where she had her bathe jare. After all, nobody FORCED her to "give in". undecided

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Education › Re: UNIBEN Produces Heads Of 8 Tertiary Institutions In One Year by JoeCutie(m): 5:46am On Apr 25, 2016

blueto:
This is a derogative and repugnant statement against an ideal institution like UNIBEN.

Virtually all tertiary educational institutions in the country are betide with prevailing or recessing cultist activities, But UNIBEN have so for been able to curtail such minacious incursions to a very modicum rate.

The issue of cultism in the varsity is now antiquated.

Supu!

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Politics › Re: FG working “silently” to resolve herdsmen/farmers clashes – Lai Mohammed by JoeCutie(m): 5:40am On Apr 25, 2016

Lai can lie sha. angry

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today! by JoeCutie(m): 9:49am On Apr 24, 2016

tollyB:
lolzz hope u enjoying your weekend..
do fast and update your diary... Lol...
I know the gist is plenty..

Yes oh, no be small enjoyment oh. Are you enjoying yours? wink

Babes! No be small oh, gist plenty ehn...but I don't have the strength/zeal to type jare. But I'll try and update...for you, perhaps. wink

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Romance › Re: Hairiest Queen Okafor Flaunts Boobs In New Photos by JoeCutie(m): 9:42am On Apr 24, 2016

vivypretty:

you wicked

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Christianity Etc › Re: Kemi Odukoya Shows Her Baby Bump by JoeCutie(m): 9:39am On Apr 24, 2016

Sarimah:
I'm good

u?

I'm beautiful.

What have you been up to?

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today! by JoeCutie(m): 9:32am On Apr 23, 2016

tollyB:
Lol slept around 12.30am and woke up 5.45am...
see you don't have to be a wizard to know that....

Except you didn't sleep by 12:30am and woke up by 5:45am. Those were when you checked the time before and after sleeping respectively. So, you see...you still have to be a witch/wizard to know EXACTLY when you sleep and wake. tongue

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today! by JoeCutie(m): 6:54am On Apr 23, 2016

tollyB:
Yes...main reason y I have one...
just to reminisce..

How was ur night?
when did u sleep and what time did u wake up?

That's a good idea sha. wink

Man! What am I? Wizard? cheesy

How on earth am I supposed to keep a record of that? Well, I'm sure I slept in the night and woke up in the morning. grin

What about you? When EXACTLY did you sleep and wake up? tongue

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Indulge In Sex Before Marriage- Danceville by JoeCutie(m): 6:51am On Apr 23, 2016

Juliesexy:
Don't mind them. Hypocrites!

Imagine!

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today! by JoeCutie(m): 6:30am On Apr 23, 2016

tollyB:
I noticed....don't take it down....
you know It's a memory you will live to cherish sometimes in the future..
good morning dear....

Oh, well...I'll think about that. That's a smart idea, by the way.

Morning, dear. Did you sleep well?

Romance › Re: Hairiest Queen Okafor Flaunts Boobs In New Photos by JoeCutie(m): 6:27am On Apr 23, 2016*

So what am I supposed to do with the boobs? Eat them like a goat eating grass?

Just wondering... Since the 'known' is this hairy, how would the 'unknown' look like? Grazing field! Forest reserve?

Before you ever go down on this (kinda) lady, you must use mower on her first, if not, the hairs will swallow you and your destiny. angry

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Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Indulge In Sex Before Marriage- Danceville by JoeCutie(m): 6:14am On Apr 23, 2016

Yet they are giving us more reasons to lead a boring life...

Get a life and stop fighting sex. It did nothing to contribute to whatever situation you may be in. Sex did nothing to you, stop fighting it. Shut up and mind your business if you've nothing better to say.

FYI, sex is one of the best things to have happened to the human race. Everyday you see 'reasons not to have sex'. You think/talk about sex too much, and it can only mean one thing... Please, get a life, hypocrites!

Mtcheww. undecided

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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today! by JoeCutie(m): 5:43am On Apr 23, 2016

tollyB:
it was boring with lots if reading..

wat did u do or should I be expecting a diary update

Seems you read a lot?

Diary update? Noticeably, I don't update as regularly as I used to. I'm rapidly losing interest, and I'm seriously considering taking it down. embarassed

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today! by JoeCutie(m): 10:19pm On Apr 22, 2016

tollyB:
but y r u surprised na..
Lol...jokes apart..How was your day?

I'm really surprised, why won't I?
And...I don't even know you. sad

My day was boring and fun at the same time. So, does it qualify to call it 'Funring'? Lol. How was yours?

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today! by JoeCutie(m): 8:46pm On Apr 22, 2016

tollyB:
am doing fine too... you could be one of them errh crush

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeCutie(m): 5:43pm On Apr 22, 2016

Smellymouth eyaff kee me ooh! cheesy

I wanna meet you before I die. grin

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Romance › Re: The Most Beautiful And Endowed Miss World by JoeCutie(m): 5:31pm On Apr 22, 2016

Have you seen the movie, the King Kong? Well...

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Romance › Re: Please Help!! My Girl Friend Is Frustrating Me. by JoeCutie(m): 5:29pm On Apr 22, 2016

She needs some therapy. But that's the problem with us Africans; we ignore and joke with psychological matters. We'd rather go to a 'Man of God' than go to a psychologist...for mental/psychological problems.

Op, your gf needs some psychological help. Not spiritual help!!! Psychological help.

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Romance › Re: Stunts Ladies Who Are 25+ Shouldn't Be Pulling by JoeCutie(m): 5:23pm On Apr 22, 2016

Africans and Africanism!

Why is Africa making life so serious, mean, boring and void of fun? A lady cannot stay single in Africa. What a pity! Must we all get married? And if I don't want to? Whatever happened to CHOICE? Pity.

I hate Africa for this very extremism of theirs.

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by JoeCutie(m): 5:02pm On Apr 22, 2016

Estharfabian:

That's the title of the Ariana Grande's song with The Weekend.

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