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SmellingAnus:
hahaha... Thanks for you birthday wish

You're welcome.

Smellymouth, Smellinganus. Where's SmellingDick!? Awon smellos!!!

Happy birthday, smello.
More smell to your anus. It's just so unfortunate some people will have to put up with the smell. Celebrate!

PhweshyJ:
A bottle of Smirnoff is okay for me.

Oh, that? Consider it taken care of.
Or I'd take you to the movies. Think about the popcorn involved.

Well, I dunno who, but anybody - male or female - I meet would get a drink from me.

Some people vow never to light a stove, let alone, cook anything for the whole period of their stay in the hostels, but then they feed better than most people who own stoves, hot plates and all forms of cooking equipments and utensils. They go about hailing people, "My guy!!!", "My niqqa!!!" "My Real Gee!!!"... Na so dem go dey waka upandan and like play like play, chop bellefull everyday.

Georgina, one of the very few nollywooders I love. Making so much sense with her beautiful girls. Sexy!

TheArchangel:
Anonymous forum. Remember. Yeah fvck you

Lol. Okay, fvck you too!

TheArchangel:
She was working alone.? Who was the Chief nursing officer in charge
If it is a primary health centre she won't be fired, my guess is a private hospital.
You may have been injected with any of these
...local anaesthetic
..Adrenaline
..tetanus toxoid
..analgesic
...antibiotics.

We may never know.

Fvck you ..you and your nurse uniform

Fvck me abi? Are you sure about that?

Don't you like putting on your uniforms? Meanwhile, why don't you have your picture on display?

juhan:
hehehe why the thing dey pain you

Nigerians and their overdo dey vex me.

TheArchangel:
Damn!!
Who prescribed those injection? Something isn't adding up here bro. Glad you dodged an obviously fatal bullet.

I am a Nurse.

You know...when your kid injures himself, you take him to the nearby health center for some kind of first aid treatment. That was what my dad did only to almost lose his son. Nobody prescribed any injections, she just thought it to herself and immediately administered it...because she was alone then.

Nurses are beautiful...especially when they are on their official uniform.

sainty2k3:
i guess your Dad use his power to oppress the innocent nurse. i doubt if she did something so bad. she might have given u analgesics, plus TT,may be with ATS sef. all for your good

Did you say for my own good? You should have read my original post. I was paralyzed and was dying. I was taken to another hospital before I could get myself. And, my dad using his power to oppress the poor? Like seriously? He was the one paying all their salaries. He decided to do it for the whole community, he just wanted the best nurses around, not some quack. And he made sure they came. Now how's that oppression of the innocent?

They haff carry their wedding to Dubai again like Tbillz and Tiwa. When e start to dey happen, let me not see anybody near Lekki bridge oh let alone, ttrying to commit suicide. And, I wouldn't want to be disturbed with their marital issues when it starts. Instead of having your wedding in Lagos, you go carry am go Dubai, thereby depriving us of the free Jollof we are supposed to chop, then when you start having problems, na then you go remember say we be una fans. Fan ko AC ni.

TheArchangel:
Some injections are not supposed to be mixed together or they will react. I doubt the nurse was sacked because of that, maybe something else prompted the sack.

She was sacked and replaced with a more qualified nurse, because my dad was actually the one seeing to their salaries. He requested for a more qualified person and the chief nurse replaced her immediately!

I know some injections are not supposed to be mixed together, but how would you give five different injections to a young boy who was not involved in a fatal accident, who was not run over by a bulldozer...but who just hit his toe against a stone? The chief nurse said at the time, that the nurse had committed a medical blunder.

Are you a nurse/Doctor/a medical personnel?

Why do our women reason this way? Looking at one of the pictures, I can see the inscription, 'bride to be' on her wear, meaning that right immediately after the wedding, when she ceases to be a bride, that particular wear becomes irrelevant, right? Reasoning like an extravagant fish. Nonsense!

My mum go just use her glasses and cover her eyes, but wetin you dey watch, she dey watch. No time. She believes that we are all adults.

Booyakasha:
This is correct...



Nope.. Web design is 99% of the time the frontend, while web development involves writing code for the backend (database, security etc), they're not interchangeable, the fact is most times web designers are also web developers... so:

Web design: HTML/CSS and maybe JS (not really necessary)

Web Development: PHP/JAVA/PYTHON/C#/.NET etc

@OP a simple Google search could have answered your question.. oh wait, we're lazy and we prefer people actually answering our questions

Absolutely spot on! And it's exactly what I hate most about this Nairaland (of today]. You see everybody buying/using smart phones, but how many of us actually do smart things with these devices? Just opening some dull threads and asking silly questions. It's so sickening. That's one thing about the whites: they always believe in researching and finding out these things themselves.

When I was little, one quack nurse wanted to end my life for good...

I had hit my foot against a stone and my dad took me to a nearby health care center. He dropped me off and went somewhere to take care of something. Before my dad could come back, I was already paralyzed. The quack nurse on duty had given me five injections each with a different syringe. What she should have collected in one syringe and given me at once, she chose to do it one after another. By the time she was done, by yansh was already resting in perfect peace. Chei! I no fit waka again! You needed to have seen my dad's reaction when he came to carry me. He was furious, and just at the heat of the moment, he made a phone call, and the next day, the nursed lost her job. I was taking to a proper hospital afterwards though.

It was a very scary experience.

Beremx:
men will always be men no matter who they are or where they come from.

smh

They are talking about Boko Haram, you're talking about men. Wetin men do una sef!? As if women will not always be women. Smh.

AngelAhnie:
7) he can go to hell

So he can go to hell...simply because you're no longer in love with him?

Ndi ara!!!

STFUareyouG0d:
They are both females

For real?

Chai! See as the dude open mouth like say he's eating manna from heaven.

After, una go still gree. Na today? Abegi!!!

Please, someone (a guy) should stop her before she inserts that stick into her harmless punny now, thinking it's the other 'stick'...this one wey she don already open gate finish.


But omoh! Those boobies though... see as them fine and firm like legal firm. Are you see what I'm saw? Chei! Bae is fine sha.

Where's Smellymouth!!! Bros, food don done.

Modified: Wait, e be like say na small geh oh!.

Onwekwara ihe mmadu agaghi ahunu bikonu.